#Wizardposting

[gavamont]

Raiding a dungeon, but raiding with friends

If you’re raiding with buddies, the fun never ends

But that’s cause this dungeon has looped time

But I’m here with friends, so that’s just fine

#wizard #wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizardblr #d&d #dnd #rhymes #dungeon

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“New book”

#wizard island island #wizard posting #wizard shit #wizardblogging #wizardblr #wizardposting #tumblr milestone #wizard #wizard blogging #wizard tumblr #wizard island rp #rp wizard #wizard rp #oc rp #rp #creative writing #writing challenge #writeblr #writblr #writers on tumblr #writing #writers and poets #writer stuff #writerblr #writer things

[alucardsinep]

m. rasmodius big naturals?

#kiki draws #im doing the lords work (giving every wizard big naturals) #stardew valley #sdv wizard #this is so stupid i have no excuse except. pondering these orbs huh #wizard #wizardposting #gandalf big naturals

[precariouswizardry]

#shadow wizard money gang #wizard posting #wizardposting #wizardcore #wizard #shadow wizard grindset #casting spells #potions #wizardblr #casting precarious spells

[local-catch-recently]

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#wizardposting #high school musical #pvris #gay boy #nbc good girls #bakugou katsuki #Silmarillion #nail polish #a discovery of witches #the black phone #dragon ball #juneteenth #logan #zosan #joshua kimmich

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Just found out what you fuckers use voodoo for. Shame. Shame on all of you.

#wizardposting #wizard #artificer #wizard posting #gnome #gnome post #wizard tumblr #wizardblr #wizardcore #wizard shit #wizards

[regina-the-sorceress]

So I get asked a lot why I talk like a druid but dress in black like a necromancer. And the truth is that I like the aesthetic, it makes me feel good. People don't have to dress a certain way to be a certain kind of person.

And on the subject of druids; they're a lot more rigid in their beliefs than they like to pretend. Most specialty casters are. Can people cause harm to the natural order? Of course. Does that mean we need to completely separate ourselves and live in seclusion? Of course not.

Pyromancers see every problem as something to burn, necromancers haven't met a corpse they didn't want to raise, druids haven't met a tree that didn't need protecting. It all gets exhausting when you realize how stuck in their ways these specialists are. "When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

I'm out here building a toolbox, sometimes you need a wrench, sometimes a hammer, or a drill. But if you limit yourself to just what you know, you lose sight of all other options.

A man came to me, he was having sunstroke daily with his farm work, and the local healer just kept fixing him over and over. I gave him one of my sun resistance necklaces, he hasn't needed to see that healer for sunstroke again. The healer was good at his job, but he couldn't see past his specialty to the underlying problem. His solution was either come in for daily healing or stop working.

This is what I mean by sustainable magic. Magic that works, long term, for the problems people face every day.

Sorry I got off topic, so yeah, I dress in black, wear black lipstick, black nails, show my skin off, and in general am pretty chill despite looking like a teenager's idea of a hot necromancer. Anyway! Have a pleasant day!

#unreality #wizard posting #wizardposting #wizard island island

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

@good-wizard

(Back at the house)

*Eggy collapses, curling up into a ball. Spamuel does the same.*

Eggy: Fucking hell...

#wizardposting #rivalposting #spamuel the worm #and so it begins

[song-de-lune]

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

#wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblr #wizard #wizard island island

[yeast-wizard]

Fermis lays beneath a glass bowl, staring at the dark, stormy skies above. Rain pours down upon Wizard Island Island, distant lightning strikes sometimes lighting up the forest.

#yeast wizard #wizardblr #wizardposting #wizard island island #wizard posting

[wizblr-blue-moon-ball]

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!

With the release of the Announcement post, the official Blue Moon Ball discord will open!

It'll be small, and with the intent of helping me communicate with people better. Updates for the ball will be posted to both discord and tumblr still, so don't worry!!

Pinglist A

@scuttling-comfuddlement @the-gnomest-bastard @kobold-sanctuary-buss-island @satyrs-apothecary @irving-the-pirate-wizard @morbingtime @justagingerwithredhair @chaos-familiar @these-detestable-hands @regina-the-sorceress @combustion-witch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @selldemapplez @agentldiddy @fractalkitty @wizard-island-trading-co @good-wizard @the-illegal-wizard-council @ash-the-tiefling @mysticminion @blobbiedaykeeppcaway @blaster-fagot @life-is-okay-rn2 @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @thequeerwizardcouncil @dread-the-eldritch-wizard @profeshinul-wizurd @a-squirrel-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @amateur-wizard @chaos-wizard-nyehehe @bertskullhaver @transgender-wizard @flowers-the-sun-witch @thebookshelflord @ceeceelemons @the-silliest-sorcerer @wizard-ghost @a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat @flirtyambiguouswizard @paltering-peculiarity @parkyrtheelvishbard

(A reblog with the rest of the pings is coming!).

#blue moon ball updates~☆ #wizard posting #wizardblr #wizardposting

[shittest-wizard-ever]

i think i’m actually the shittiest wizard ever

No. Im the shittest wizard i literally said so and i said it first. Do you want to fight? Are you craving a fireball to the face?

#wizardblr #unreality #wizardposting #wizard blogging #wizard #wizard shit #wizard posting #wizardblogging

[goose-khan]

Guys I need help deciding who to hire as one of the guards in my spire.

Olok the goblin: Says he has an IQ of 500 and wouldn’t stop chewing the table during the interview

Steven: Former Town guard (He only said like, the same three sentences the entire time???)

Pandemica, Queen of Plauge: Pleasant enough women but she had mucus running out of her nose… and eyes… and ears…

Grug the Orc: Good Muscle but he wasn’t too… academically gifted

Shibly Bibbly: He was a tiny thing, gnome or halfling of some kind, he was a good conversationist but I wasn’t too big a fan of him smelling like that damn “Vizard Veed”

#wizard #shitpost #wizardposting #wizard 4 life #i love being a wizard #wizard shit #wizardblr #wizard stuff #Peon #Minion #Wizard Tower #magic #wizard blogging

[pointy-wizard-hat]

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

#one dude just straight up teleported out of there #wizardposting #wizard #whimsyposting #whimsical #fantasy

[jettkuso]

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

#wizardcore #wizardposting #wizards #hats #haberdashery

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

#wizardposting #wizard posting #wizardblr #evil wizard #shitpost #the great wizard war of 1343