#aanyways...

[hopefulnightlady]

141 Nsfw Headcannons four, smut galore

(gender neutral)

Part one(Price): here

Part two(Soap): here

part three(Gaz): here

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So yeah here is the last part. As always, have fun if u disagree well. Tell me so i can tell you how wrong you are ^-^. Remember i made these out of sheer frustration at the prevalent characterisations. If you like super duper dark evil murder monster Simon 9000, you will not like this. Respectfully, go back to booktok🥰

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Spoicy stuff under the cut, folks!

Same as price with the issues of separating his job and the sort of violence kinky sex brings

I mean he literally has a murder fursona (ghost) to cope with existing and to separate it from himself

(going to give you a sec here to digest murder fursona)

probably suuuper quiet (internalized toxic masculinity says he's not allowed to enjoy things)

he would not be good at communicating in general

If you manage to get into his heart, and you must've if you're in his bed, he's probably trying very very hard for you about everywhere else

but this stuff? emotional intimacy, especially when mixed with physical intimacy? nope, not even on his list

you'd have your work cut out for you

To not only shit on Ghost, here is a non-exhaustive list of stuff that he's good at/with

following direction (if you say 'just like that' he does. just. that.) not in a ‘sub’ way, just in a ‘good at following orders’ sort of way

actually, maybe a little bit in a sub way (hehe subway), not super kinky just.... wants to make Sure you're happy?

nice dick, big but not wayyy to big, and he doesn't think it makes him magically amazing at sex

loves giving head👍 doesn't matter your bits, if you like it, he will

the murder stare is pretty hot in the bedroom (especially when being given head)

he actually gets better at the genuine vulnerability stuff with time.

and oh, he tries. sooo. hard. and it's obvious

Bonus, because it's not talked about nearly enough:

-He’d have ED (erectile dysfunction) issues. It's very likely at least one of them would, and mr skullmask flavor ptsd is my prime candidate

-it wouldn't be constant, and not anything like a medical issue, mostly just stress, abd performance anxiety, and well, the trauma

-He would hate himself PROFOUNDLY for it. I wish he didn't, but he would.

-Esp with his issues about talking about his feelings, i think you'd not even know until like. Wayyyy into the relationship

Totally the type of guy ro manage to hide it for yearsss

-perhaps you finding out (and better NOT CARING!!!) helps with the anxiety surrounding the topic for him, which in turn might soothe the symptoms are little

Aftercare:

he didn't even know such a thing existed until he randomly read on google about it (only AFTER the conversation about emotional intimacy and communication during sex was had)

And now he helps you clean up, and brings you a snack and water, and generally does everything he thinks might help you feel safe and happy

Still doesn't do much actual... talking. But the actions speak for themselves, and he's really trying

once the cleanup/snack is concluded, he will Cuddle you. Because he quickly learned skin to skin is important after Sex

For precisely 15 minutes, that is, after that he starts to get antsy, needing some time with No one Perceiving him.

(yes, it's pretty precisely 15 minutes. But!!! he already did 1 whole Sex with you, plus the cuddling? that's rough, bud)

would probably shower, or smoke, some small excuse for time alone and then come back, sit with you, or go to bed with you, or generally be close without too excessive touching

Bye bye folks, that's it!

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#Murder fursona #might be my magnum opus #i didnt finish this for weeks Because i got psychic damage every time i opened my doc and saw the phrase #and fled #aanyways... #cod mw2 #headcannons #cod headcanons #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost x reader #ghost x you #THE TAGS WONT SAVE #agony

[applestruda]

something something fake panel of a dungeon meshi last life au

#i drew this like a month ago while i was still only halfway through #just finished the manga today #IMMM BONKERS #aanyways mad wizard scar isnt that crazy #au doesnt have a tag yet ill be drawing more for it i know it so when i think of a tag ill fix this post #goodtimeswithscar #gtws fanart #grian #grian fanart #my art

[dromaeo-sauridae]

bird :)

#if you saw the other one no you didnt i hate my phone #idk why it did that #aANYWAY. #birdie :) #my art #jack #promethea #speculative biology #webwing bird #just a little guy. just a little beast

[fortunesgambit]

world's normalest sixteen year old

#steven universe #steven universe future #this shit took me like an hour bc i cant draw shapey cartoon characters in my style easily #doodles #aanyway i really liked future and it made me feel seen #in a cathartic way and a genuinely happy way #never thought he'd end up my favorite

[mossymeep]

wip // entering my doing things to this guy era

#aanyway #anyone else just chewing on this guy #it says wip but I'm not finishing this my sins are my own #bg3 rolan

[feymarche]

long, concrete, untextured hallways. black voids in place of doorways and windows. large, inexplicable empty areas. frozen expressions and sudden, janky movements. unintelligible gibberish speech. parking lots. the eating of human flesh. by jove, tmagp 8 is a nintendo 64 game

#THIS IS NOT AT ALL SERIOUS BUT. INTERESTING I THINK #i was sitting there wondering why this specific assortment of things Scared me so bad and i was like AH. GOLDENEYE 007 #this is what HAPPENS when those games are FORMATIVE MEMORIES #aanyways..new fav tma ep #new fav statement new fav ep #tmagp 8 #tmagp spoilers #tma #tmagp

[ranposgirlboss]

me after having no moral compass:

its ok guys it isnt as bad as when i simped over bakugou, got to 15k pictures of him, and then got my pinterest acc deleted 💀💀

oh and btw for every single dan heng photo on there i commented, good luck finding them all.

#the way i casually mention that. #sighhh #aanyways tags time #one day im gonna get back to my 15k glory with one of my new husbands. then ill surpass 15k >:) #mentally unwell #bungou stray dogs #ranpo could beat goku lets fight #ranpo x reader #ranpo #ranpo edogawa #dan heng #dan heng x reader #honkai star rail #genshin impact #genshin #scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #scaranation #wanderer x reader #wanderer genshin #bsd #memes #justiceforjared #wanderer #scara #scarameow #kunikuzushi #bnha #bakugou

[floralstorms]

some Scarabs

Don’t think I’m ever going to be satisfied with the color of the background; here is one of the alternatives. Idk. Originally it was going to be gold, but it felt a little overpowering, so I changed it to different colours like this one:

Anyway this guy resides in my mind. Trapped in it like he is in the Time Room. He’s up there with all the rest of the Characters I adore

#Kind of like the second one more but Iiiiiiiidk #my art #scarab #the scarab #scarab the god auditor #fionna and cake #Fionna and cake spoilers #Also: fennel tea again aggcsudygcsd :> #mummy scarab #Scarab my beloved #scarab fionna and cake #Scheduling this to be posted tomorrow wheeee because I already posted two art things today and that’s probably quite enough. I don’t know. #Aanyway it’s also a little late so also that #ok whee scheduling scheduling scheduled

[hecubus]

you know that thing rhys darby does with his face sometimes

#rhys darby #rhys darby big in japan #screencaps #this show endeared him more to me djslkadja #like i expected the usual foreigner showing off how 'weird' and 'technologically advanced' japan is but this is actually a little sweet??? #the way he got along with every people who guided him through his journey <333 #also when he's talking to sp*ctor i'm doing the dicaprio pointing meme bECAUSE BAKUSHO MONDAI ARE JUST BEHIND THEM I'M #THAT'S THE GUY WHO WROTE 'WE ARE SMAP'!! #aanyway #pabu-chan supremacy #BRING PABU-CHAN BACK RHYS DARBY

[princemick]

MICK -- friday, Jeddah GP 2023

#do NOT talk to me this was a bitch to colour #took me like 15 fucking minutes #f1 #formula 1 #mick schumacher #merc.mick #kyle.gif #f1edit #mickschumacheredit #jeddah23 #saudi arabian gp 2023 #anyway he looks al pretty and princely #aanyway these r tiny and I hate them so fuck me ig

[fowlaroundtown]

I see you and I are both voting for best girl red then

- @autisticenbydonnie

She is the girl ever and I will stand by that.

Everyone Please go check out @less-depresso-more-espresso for more of her!!! ^^

#ADMITTEDLY. I have not yet read the fic #have not had the time :.) #BUT THATS WHAT THIS WEEKENDS FOR #but I love her design and the comics I see about her and she is the best #we love red over here she is the best #I want to give her a big ol’ hug UwU #because she looks like she’d give great hugs #aANYWAY THATS ENOURH TAMBLING #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #not my au #never better au #red never better au #Raph rottmnt #inbox #propeganda #technically

[teethbomb]

I know my sonic followers are starving but hiiiiii

#My doodles #the owl house darius #the owl house #alador blight #aladarius #toh #toh darius #toh alador #dalador #abomidads #aanyway im back at again with these losers❤️❤️❤️❤️ #Also kind of unrelated but I love how anytime two middle aged men are a fan favorite couple they are called old man yaoi never change frfr

[persephoneggsy]

if imperials bad, why sexy

#my art #swtor #swtor sith warrior #nes'ria calyon #malavai quinn #i had this sitting unfinished in my art folder and decided to polish it up #i miss them #swtor will never bring my husband back (give him another voiced line) but i can pretend #aanyway they're at a fancy party and they're judging you

[caiyart]

Answer guilty gear

#my art #guilty gear #guilty gear fanart #answer guilty gear #I feel like my coloring and rendering might be improving maybe possibly #lineart stays on top tho! #aanyway see you in another month. maybe.

[paladibun]

We Won

"Alright, alright, I'm the certified shittiest friend of the century, and my tact is in the bowels of hell," he shrugged dramatically. It was a little hard to keep his focus on Will’s eyes with his toned legs exposed and so close he could grab them, which is a thought he quashed before more showed their ugly faces. "What would you do in my place?"

"Hmm," pondered Will, lacing his artist’s fingers through his hair. "I would carefully nudge him in that direction so he slowly reveals how he feels himself. And then mention how you felt about Eddie so you could bond over that."

"Huh, Eddie? How I - I didn’t feel anything," blurted Mike, getting a zero on his "be cool and causal" roll. Instead, he looked at the ground heavily.

Mike checks on his friends after the Final Battle of the Upside Down has been won and confronts his feelings and unresolved tension with Will. Or: one time Mike was told he was The Heart and five times he was one.

#stranger things #Byler #mike wheeler #will byers #fic writer era #idk if thats the optimal fic posting format ive just seen it around #aanyway #mike pov #angst #or whatever

[arywizm]

Maybe for a prompt , idolizing and being devoted to someone knowing they're hurting you?

here you go anon! sorry this took so long. it’s not exactly what you asked for I’m afraid (I think I am a much angrier person than you are)

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+ soundtrack:

4.48 Psychosis by Sarah Kane | untitled by Jenny Holzer | My Compensation by Laurie Anderson | Driving Not Washing by Richard Siken | Fernando Pessoa, English Song | Mary Ruefle, Woodtangle | The War of Vaslav Nijinsky by Frank Bidart

#i’ve been experiencing this sick obsession with sarah kane lately #aanyway #asks and requests open yada yada #web weave #webweaving #words words words