#actually 10 🤯

[television-overload]

Heads Up 7 Up

I was tagged by @loudlooks (thank you!)

Tagging anyone who wants to participate! 7 lines out of context, GO!

🙏🙏🙏 it's been so long since I've written Tiva fanfic (does anyone miss me?), much less finished anything 😭 but I've had this WIP where Tony doesn't get shot at in his apartment in 11x01 on my phone for years now and maybe one day I'll finally get to it and post it 🫡

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"Did you bring me all the way here just to cook for you, Ms. David?" Tony teased, leaning in closer and taking the ingredients from her hands.

Ziva deviously stared right back at him and said "Yes," with a short nod, though Tony knew she was kidding.

Nevertheless, he got to work preparing his famous spaghetti sauce while Ziva got out the rest of the ingredients for the pasta, garlic bread, and salad. Tony set the sauce to simmer for a while, turning to lean on the counter and look at Ziva some more.

Several possible good conversation starters were on the tip of his tongue, but he couldn't make himself say any of them. You look beautiful. I'm glad I came. I'm in love with you.

#shhh just pretend this is seven lines and not eight #tag game #ncis fanfic #tiva fanfic #back to my roots yo #its been 84 years #actually 10 🤯 #tiva #ncis #wip #fic amnesty 🙏 #i need to get my butt back in gear #heads up 7 up #if you want to be tagged in this completed fic let me know #that might be the motivation i need to clean it up and post

[thekendallkathryn]

Small World Series: "Abandoned"

#NEW CAMERA!!!! #I was standing like 10 feet away yet just LOOK at the DETAIL on this thing 🤯😭 #IT'S STUNNING but also lowkey heavy...😅 #so you know I may or may not be actually bringing it around with me on excursions much for freedom of movement purposes #but around town it's great! #my art #photography #still life #small world series #basketball #hoop

[astrologydayz]

NORTH NODE IN HOUSES - SYNASTRY💜

North Node in partners 1st house makes the house person find out who they really are in this lifetime, by the help of the North node person. North node person will help the first house person 2 come out of their shell and be who they truly are🫶☝. A good friendship placement but not that good for a relationship - North Node person is enamoured by the first house person but will probably leave after first house person has learned everything North Node wanted 2 teach them in this life. Unless u got prominent south node aspects = then u could stay together for a lifetime, cuz it's really comfortable and familiar - NN adds spice then😌😌.

North Node in partners 2nd house makes the house person want to be stable, earn money and focus on being secure with the help of the North Node person ofc🏡💰💸. North Node pushes the house person to be independent, and not be depending on anybody. They can create a good stable future, with good aspects. House person may first start 2 earn real money when North Node person comes in. North Node could also bring financial stability 2 house person.

North Node in partners 3rd house makes the conversations with each other insane🤯🤯🤯. House person feels like they found someone they can connect with on a mental level. North Node person can make house person question things like their mentality, how they communicate&speak, siblings, cars, neighbourhood, and stuff like that. House person may feel like North Node is the first person who actually understands them.

North Node in partners 4th house makes the house person feel like they finally found home😍😍, and can take a rest now that they found someone that they can count on. North Node may be the first "family" that the house person will have, North Node can also remind the house person of someone from their family. North Node will create that family space with, or for the house person🦋🦋🦋🦋.

North Node in partners 5th house makes the house person have the best time of their life!!! North Node can show house person how to have fun, and maybe have a whirlwind affair 👀❤️‍🔥. Kids could be involved but then you'll probably co parent at some point. After they experienced everything they can together, they 9/10 times get bored. But you'll remember it FOREVER!! it's something you look back on, and smile at, at an old age👵.

North Node in partners 6th house makes the North Node person create a stable, and safe routine for the house person. They can train a lot together, be super fit🏋️‍♀️🏋🤼 or North Node is here to help house person move on from something, and on to a stable routine. House person may have felt stuck, or in between jobs before they met North Node person. Their relationship could be all about working out, living together, work, &ordinary things like that ❤.

North Node in partners 7th house makes the house person feel like they found their soulmate 🥺🥺🥺, Someone they can really love, but also make business deals, and contracts with. North Node could be the first person the house person has a real relationship with 👫. House person feels very appreciated. This placement reminds me of the movie The Notebook🥺🥺, very loyal to each other 🤞💛.

North Node in partners 8th house makes the house person feel like they found their fucking therapist!! and ride or die. Bonnie and Clyde energy right here🔫🩸, got secrets for life. House person feels like the North Node person can read them like a book - they really don't need 2 explain themselves, or justify themselves. They just get each other. They can have crazy, and violent fights but they'll ride for each other till the day one of them dies. North Node can show all parts of their kind of underworld 2 house person, and they'll rise together when they come out❤️‍🔥.

North Node in partners 9th house is all about learning baby. 9th house feels like their "mentor"/teacher stepped in, when they met North Node person👽👽👽. North Node person feels like this "bigger than life" person 2 house person, and preaches a lot 2 house person about right, or wrong typically - wants 2 "guide" them. House person could either find that really nice, or really annoying❌❌. Religion is probably a big factor, could be same religion, and they're just really passionate about it together, or VERY different religions that can cause issues between them🌓🌓.

North Node in partners 10th house makes the house person feel like their social image probably went up, when North Node person came in🥂🥇. North Node could make the house person a star, or a nice trophy wife/husband. They can be big in the world of money, fame, business, and they look fire together. They earn a lot more together, than apart. A real power house. They'll be together 4 a long time typically, and they'll have each others back when everyone is watching🎬🎬.

North Node in partners 11th house makes the house person feel like they found a best friend 4 life💃💃💃. They share big dreams together, and probably humanitarian ones 2. They most of the time share the same friend group - or they could have met through friends❤️. Could also have met on social media tho📱📱. They could be out together a lot in public, and everyone knows about their friendship. North Node can take the house person to a new friend group! collaborations = big deal here🤌🤌.

North Node in partners 12th house could make the house person dream about North Node person, before North Node even came into the house persons life✨. House Person typically feels an unexplainable soul connection towards NN - they could already be united in 5D🪐🪐. House person can start/could have started their spiritual journey when North Node person comes/came in. Karmic is the term I would use here. Can be unstable, but they always come back together 🙅‍♀️🙅❤️‍🩹.

Always look at aspects from NN 2 house person's chart, & always look at both natal charts2 beforehand, 2know exactly how it'll play out!!!

REPOST OF A POST FROM MY OLD BLOG!

THANKS4READING BABE!!

Appreciate u , always💘

#north node #astrology notes #synastry #astro observations #astro notes #astrology #astro community #astrology observations

[memser]

mcr blogger dash in 2025

🪳 buggerard

still so much debate about sexualizing gerards moans in Self-Flagellant but no ones talking about why in that muffled intro mikey is asked to leave the studio??

#im telling you something happened #frerard solos dni

🌫️ coquettegee Follow

yes in the new doc lindsey had any pronouns on her intro card but so did gerard. i think they just used his as a template and its some sort of error

🔁 singleangelicnote

all your posts are still using he/him for gerard and this sounds terribly gendercrit get help op

🔁 coquettegee

i see him as more of a femboy type and i have since dd, don't try to police me

🔁 kondemnedkadaver

???

#CAN WE KILL THIS GUY

🐕 omgee

ROSY HAS A SISTER!!!!!!!!

#WORLD PEACE

🎙️amptits

"november 22nd of 2024 right before the teaser dropped" uh oh guys

Anonymous asked

when will you people address the themes of necrophilia in the limited vinyl comic

🪨 fyeahfoundationsofdecay

sorry i didnt have 200 dollars and i dont care

#the larger mcr conscious has forgotten he jerked it to horror movies

🌄 infectionpiece

a bralette and the comfort flannel

#i hauve

🧘 clergy-xxx

I have some. bad news. Frank did not

yt.be/78hskUi83Hn2nb67mdns00

🤹‍♀️ cryptclown

10 MINUTE AD WALL FOR THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JUST JOKING. OR INSANE

✴️ grifties Follow

selling ltd edition frank iero binder!! it still has the skeleton decals and it still glows in most low light. from the first run with that chemical they had to recall so probably don't wear it without a shirt on top or if you don't have insurance lol. 30 bucks just dm me.

🧘crypt-xxx

i respect the hustle BUT WE HAVE STOP RESELLING THE BIOHAZARD MERCH

🦕 toro-saurus

October 25th 2022

RAY😍😍😍😍 RAY TORO🤗🤗🤗🤯🤯🤯🤯RAAYYYYYY

🔁 toro-saurus

omg my old post i was so correct

#meeee when the new single dropped #how does he find the time truly

🤺 singleangelicnote

Guys since why does that new pope follow Gerard's private account on Globeus theres only like 80 people on there she HAS to know

#THE GAY POPE???

🪳 buggerard

dude i lost my implant magnet 🥲 im using my old touchscreen to post on here

#gawd im having swarm tour livestream flashbacks

🧘 clergy-xxx

I actually went to a few shows during danger days and mikey would often just turn around during the destroya incidents. theres video on youtube if you can get past the ad walls

🤹‍♀️ cryptclown

oh okay super awesome!!! so mikey leaving during antics isnt new. did frank leave too?

🪨 fyeahfoundationsofdecay

does anyone remember when the heavn photos came out. i had a job then and i saw them literally a year later

🔁 buggerard

november 22nd of 2024 right before the teaser dropped

#wild night to be online tbh

🌬️ mesmer

i got concussed what happened sunday

🔁 mesmer

THEY DID WHAT

#rate my poast #unreality #this is SILLY and lighthearted dont ATTACK ME #mcr

[formulafics]

★ JUST MY TYPE | LN4

Scenario: in which lando norris’ history with his new teammate leads people to believe they don’t like one another, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth. (requested)

Pairing: lando norris x male!reader

A/N: we need more rep for male readers 🙌🏻 had so much fun making this one and as per usual, shout-out to @renarots for fueling this

⌕ www.formulatimes/ynlnmovestomclaren

Anyone who’s an up-to-date F1 fan knows all about this rivalry, but just in case you don’t, here’s a quick rundown.

It all started in their karting days. Every race they would go wheel to wheel, and often finish right behind the other. They pushed each other, both metaphorically and physically. In one race, a desperate attempt to overtake YN saw Lando Norris taking himself out of the race.

A few years later, the two would be promoted to Formula One, in which Lando signed to Mclaren, and Yn signed to Alpine - a mistake, if you ask me…or any other fan of his. That being said, it wasn’t Yn’s first choice. Mclaren was openly considering Lando Norris AND Yn Ln, but ultimately chose to sign Norris, with Daniel Ricciardo occupying the second seat. This only fed into their rivalry.

During their rookie year, they fought at the back of the pack as they learned the reigns of F1, but as Norris improved throughout the seasons, Yn was left behind. There’s a lot to unpack in regards to that, but in the simplest of terms, his team has constantly prioritized Pierre Gasly, their second driver, despite him being the inferior talent between the two. We’ve seen this happen with other teams, and that never ends well.

All of that leads to this shocking revelation: Yn Ln is joining the Mclaren Formula One Team. While we can’t say for sure how this will play out, we can speculate. Will they move past their differences and become the ultimate team? Or, will they become the next brocedes?

Published: December 12, 2022

yn_ln

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yn_ln new year, new start. thanks @/mclaren and @/landonorris 🧡

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maxfewtrell so happy for you man. you deserve it.

landonorris happy to be teammates with you (finally)

⤷ yn_ln 🫶🏻

⤷ landoland FINALLY?

⤷ rizzciardo lando fans finding out that he and yn are actually really good friends: 😱🤯 they’re one step away from being boyfriends

mclaren great job in bahrain, yn! 🧡👊🏻

ynsworld THATS MY BOY ‼️ so proud of you yn, this is gonna be such a good year for you.

norrisnation i may be a certified lando lover, but i would die and kill for yn.

⤷ landonorris same

papayabull LETS GO I WAS PRAYING FOR THIS DAY (i was manifesting yn to redbull but this works too)

lando.jpg

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lando.jpg when in australia…

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yn_ln rate my photography skills on a scale of 1-10

⤷ lando.jpg 10

⤷ yn_ln wrong. its 12.

⤷ lando.jpg right, my fault. suppose you should open a jpg account of your own in that case

maxfewtrell where was my invite?

⤷ lando.jpg so you could complain about third wheeling?

⤷ landomania AYO? what do you mean by that?

⤷ amgmclaren don’t read into it too much, that’s how it is with lando and all of his teammates

teamyn these are my babies and they’re thriving. i love them <;3

racing.news

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racing.news lando norris has addressed the rumors regarding his relationship with his teammate. norris, 24, said “at the end of the day, i like who i like. i don’t want to put a label on it. it being my sexuality and my relationship with my teammate - those are private matters and have nothing to do with formula one.”

what are your thoughts?

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norrisnation i just hate that they’re wrapped up in this. even if they are dating, i wish they could just be left alone.

rizzciardo we do not give a fuck about them dating. let people love people without questioning their shit 24/7

landomania FORGET WHAT LANDO SAID LOOK AT HOW HE’S LOOKING AT YN IN THE FIRST PICTURE

maxfewtrell my thoughts are that people should mind their business, politely

⤷ norrisnation SPEAK YOUR TRUTH KING 🙌🏻 we love to see you supporting and defending them

⤷ maxfewtrellstappen I LOVE YOU 😭

mclaren

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mclaren PAPAYA PODIUM 🤩🧡 an absolutley outstanding performance from our drivers today.

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yn_ln super fun day. thank you guys 🧡

ynsworld anyone else noticing that yn seems less happy lately?

⤷ norrisyn YES BRO 😭 it hurts bc he was so happy at the beginning of the season after alpine fucked him over

⤷ ynlandolover honestly i think it’s bc of the rumors. imagine being there to race and all anyone can do is ask about your sexuality and relationship AND most of the questions are clearly judgemental

⤷ papayabull yeah, i feel for yn :( i hope the rumors and shit chill down bc he doesn’t deserve it

rizzciardo they’re so in love it makes me sick

⤷ norrisnation literally 😭 even if they’re just friends, they have so much love for each other and it’s obvious

verstappensboy was 100% certain they were gonna kiss

⤷ formulanorris ain’t even gonna lie, i feel like they considered it for a second. maybe i’m teaching but between their posts, rumors, landos statement, etc, i feel like they are dating

⤷ formulayn honestly same, but i’d avoid speculation online just in case they see it. they both want to keep the details private and we should respect it yk?

landonorris

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landonorris i like who i like, and i stand by that. i won’t put a label on my sexuality, but i do want to be clear that yn is my boyfriend, and i couldn’t ask for a better human being to take that position in my life. i love you forever, @/yn_ln

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maxfewtrell love you guys. so sorry the media didn’t let you do this on your own terms.

*liked by yn_ln and landonorris*

yn_ln i love you so fucking much

⤷ landonorris i love you more

norrisnation we love you so much, lando. 😭 i’m so happy for you both omg

mclaren 🧡

rizzciardo COUPLE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY

formulanorris lando be honest was this a photo shoot you did? and if so, are there more pictures?

⤷ landonorris ….maybe

⤷ ynland HAND THEM OVER PLEASE I BEG

yn_ln

my type - saint motel

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yn_ln what really happened in monaco 🤭

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landonorris you’re just my type ;)

norrisnation GOD BLESS YOU FOR THESE PICTURES YN

formulayn this is so hot of yn and lando im ngl

⤷ rizzciardo retweet

ynsworld POWER COUPLE.

all feedback is appreciated! thank you for reading 🫶🏻

general taglist | @renarots @jsjcue @illicitverstappen @lovstappen @minkyungseokie @treehouse-mouse

#✩ . ln⁴ files 🏎️ #formula one #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 drabble #f1 fanfic #f1 x you #formula one fanfiction #f1 fic #f1 x y/n #f1 fandom #formula one social media au #formula one smau #formula one x you #formula one fluff #formula one fic #formula one x reader #f1 x male reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x reader

[diorsluv]

feather , part 29

“ i’m so sorry for your loss ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

liked by _quinnhughes, trevorzegras, mackie.samo, and 157,890 others

yourusername when he wears matching hello kitty pjs and sticks his head out the window because you thought you heard a rat on the roof 🥰

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mackie.samo AND he ties your skates for you what a gentleman

→ jamie.drysdale only because she’s incapable of tying her own skates

→ yourusername SHUT UP I TOOK HOCKEY LESSONS TOO 😡😡

username24 the way she deliberately cut his face out of every photo is unacceptable

→ username65 im new here are we talking about luke hughes

username11 it’s the way even the new people know she and luke are basically together

luca.fantilli guys sorry my face wasn’t in these pics i’m just a little camera shy 😕😕

→ yourusername LITERALLY SHUT UPPP

→ adamfantilli dude you’re gonna get jumped by him one day

dylanduke25 was this your little date with hughesy

→ yourusername i wish 😔

→ edwards.73 YO ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

→ lhughes_06 🙉

→ rutgermcgroarty WHAAAAAAT

→ _alexturcotte go get em lukey boy

→ trevorzegras MIND BOGGLING 🤯🤯

lhughes_06 your man has good style

→ yourusername yes yes he does 🤭

→ username58 GUYSSSS??

jackhughes 👀

→ yourusername nosy bitch 😒

→ jackhughes you don’t treat my brother this badly

→ yourusername quinn is better right quinny _quinnhughes

→ _quinnhughes yes i am

→ jackhughes i wasn’t talking about him dumbass

username86 please tell me they’re dating

markestapa THOSE ARE MY FUCKING PANTS AND YOU LET HIM WEAR THEM????

→ yourusername THEY’RE A DIFFERENT PAIR STUPID

→ lhughes_06 i can confirm they’re not your pants!

→ yourusername YES YES SEE THERE’S A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE

adamfantilli a rat on the roof…?

→ yourusername YES BRO THAT SHIT WAS SCURRYING AROUND

→ lhughes_06 there was nothing on the roof 🙄

username67 SOFT LAUNCH?

edwards.73 the skates are CLEANNNN

→ yourusername crisp

→ lhughes_06 lookin fresh out the store 🙏

→ markestapa bro bought new skates for the first date 💀💀

_quinnhughes the hello kitty pajamas are really doing it for me

→ yourusername I MANAGED TO GET HIM TO WEAR THEM

→ _quinnhughes because he can’t say no to you 😒

→ yourusername don’t get mad at me because he didn’t like the star wars pjs you gave him for christmas

→ _quinnhughes STOP BRINGING THAT UP IT HAPPENED LIKE A DECADE AGO

→ yourusername a decade is crazy

username80 it’s been a bit frigid on the dryshughes ship lately…

→ yourusername frigid?!?!?!

→ username80 brrrrr i think i need some more posts from the both of you to warm it up yourusername

→ username29 LMAOO

trevorzegras damn lukes double cheeked up

→ yourusername STOP THIS RN

→ lhughes_06 kicking my feet n shit 🤭🤭

→ yourusername wtf

→ trevorzegras my place in 10? lhughes_06

→ lhughes_06 already there 😘😘

→ yourusername get the fuck out of my comments both of you

lhughes_06

liked by edwards.73, jackhughes, markestapa, and 163,433 others

lhughes_06 don’t tell her but i like her a lot 🤫

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username3 bro they’re fucking trolling us

username45 if that’s not her i won’t know what to do with my life

jackhughes you went to the beach in hoodies 🤯

→ lhughes_06 actually it was quite comfortable 😐😐

→ jackhughes did you go on fucking christmas?????

→ lhughes_06 actually yes we did

username88 if luke was at the beach with his girl on christmas and the only girl he was with on christmas was our lil drizzy…

→ username39 IS THE MATH MATHING???

jamie.drysdale 🤢

→ lhughes_06 😕

→ yourusername ❓

→ markestapa 🤣

→ mackie.samo 😐

jackhughes that looks an awful lot like..

→ lhughes_06 no no finish the sentence 🤨

→ jackhughes no i’m good

→ dylanduke25 that looks an awful lot like your girlfriend luke

→ lhughes_06 i’d hope so cuz it is my gf

→ edwards.73 WAIT WHAT

→ adamfantilli SINCE WHEN??

→ markestapa we were all there 💀

→ luca.fantilli I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING

→ yourusername we literally watched it happen remember 😭

trevorzegras THERE IT ISSSSS MY BOY

→ lhughes_06 are you proud of me

→ trevorzegras so proud

yourusername your girlfriend looks so pretty ☹️

→ lhughes_06 she told me to say thank you

→ lhughes_06 with the 🫶 emoji i forgot to add it and she got mad 😕😕

→ yourusername hm your girlfriend sounds mean i think you should leave her 😟

→ lhughes_06 but i can’t i already bought the ring 😔

→ yourusername well now you’re stuck with her

→ lhughes_06 wouldn’t have it any other way

_quinnhughes moosey did you actually buy the ring…

→ lhughes_06 bro 😑

→ jackhughes no it’s a joke

→ _quinnhughes my bad damn

→ lhughes_06 it is ur bad

username74 i can’t tell if he’s genuinely dating someone else or if it’s her and they’re just teasing each other

→ username66 it has to be her

_alexturcotte interesting…

colecaufield YOU WEREN’T LYING???

→ lhughes_06 no i wasn’t lying 😐

→ colecaufield so has it happened

→ lhughes_06 yes

→ colecaufield i don’t trust u

rutgermcgroarty goddammit you’re gonna turn into THAT couple aren’t you

→ lhughes_06 no 🙁🙁

→ markestapa they already are that couple 😔

→ mackie.samo it’s so fucking annoying

→ edwards.73 every day i have to fight the urge to just 🤩🔫

→ yourusername they’re so gross it’s not even funny

→ luca.fantilli 😐😐 yourusername

username60 her eyes look too familiar…

→ username55 so it’s her confirmed

→ username60 WELLLL

dylanduke25 okay you took two of these pics before you even started dating

→ lhughes_06 it’s still a soft launch 😞

→ jackhughes debatable

→ lhughes_06 IT’S STILL THE TWO OF US THO

→ _quinnhughes keep lying to yourself luke

adamfantilli tell your gf she can come to my place cuz i baked pumpkin spice cookies

→ lhughes_06 you and luca need to stop trying to steal my girl

→ luca.fantilli since when do you bake fucking pumpkin spice cookies

→ markestapa pumpkin spice is crazy

→ dylanduke25 go work at starbucks or some shit

→ yourusername aw man what about the pumpkin spice cookies you said you would bake for me 😕😕

→ rutgermcgroarty hughesy’s best friend gets replaced by his gf *GONE EMOTIONAL*

→ yourusername stfu rut

→ adamfantilli there’s nothing wrong with pumpkin spice 😞😞

username42 all i want in life is to know they’re together

→ username i mean im p sure this is her

username69 bro u need to stop and JUST TELL US

edwards.73 gross

→ lhughes_06 die 🤬🤬

next chapter notes ) guys.. I KNOW I’VE BEEN INACTIVE but i’m really trying i promise

tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys@loveforaugust@cstads-blog

#luke hughes fanfic #luke hughes fic #luke hughes x y/n #luke hughes x reader #luke hughes #quinn hughes #jack hughes #adam fantilli #alex turcotte #jamie drysdale #trevor zegras #cole caufield #luca fantilli #dylan duke #mark estapa #mackie samoskevich #ethan edwards #rutger mcgroarty

[hunterbunter3000]

OH LORD MAMA TAKE THE WHEEL THISNIS MY LAST ONE.

imagine the boys just got back from a mission and when they enter the base, they found sweetheart cooking their country food for them. The taste is giving ✨SEASONED✨, its giving ✨you want me to marry you✨, its giving ✨that type of food that added 10 years to your life span✨, ITS GIVING ✨YOU DID A VERY GOOD JOB AND IM PROUD OF YOU✨

NOOOO NEVER STOP THESE I SWEAR YOU'RE JUST FINE 😍😍🫂🫂 these give me life you have no idea miss roro💕

(@missroro ROROOO GURL IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER😭😭 PLS FORGIVE ME I WAS SHADOWBANNED AND THEN OTHER ASKS KEPT POURING IN🧎‍♀️this is quite long, so hopefully you will take that as a sacrifice for my tardiness 🙏I hope you're doing well! I miss you LOTS 💓)

BUT UGHHH GOD

And the FACT that I already have a scenario that's kinda like this blows my mind 🤯🤯

When Sweetheart wasn't needed for this certain mission, she said "aight bet. I know yall are gonna be so damn tired and hungry so watch this WORK."

(Idk if you wanted Sweetheart to cook her home food, or cook their country meals, so imma do both 💀)

Her home-cooked food:

When Task Force 141 came back to the base they smelt that SEASONING IMMEDIATELY LIKE--

Gaz: Something just happened.

I know he's the FIRST to book it to the living room, and then he sees the PLETHORA

GRITS, SWEET YAMS, MAC AND CHEESE, CHICKEN, HAM, GREENS AND OX TAILS, CORNBREAD-- ALL THE GOOD SHIT YOU CAN THINK OOOFFF

Gaz squeals (LITERALLY SQUEALS) cause he's been wanting to taste her cooking.

(He's always asked about African-American cooking since he grew up with British cooking. Sweetheart told him the goodness and he's been hooked on it ever since)

Everyone else comes in and sees the table and they're just in shock

Like what the hell- how long did it take you to make all this?? I love you???

It felt so domestic, like coming home to a home cooked meal after getting off work and seeing your wife smile at you saying "welcome home, dear!"

Sweetheart is just beaming at them, saying "I know yall have been through hell, so have a lil' piece of heaven!" (She's so CHEESY) the mother in her comes thru, telling them to take showers and get situated first then come eat.

WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THEY B O O K E D IT TO THE MENS SHOWERS TO GET CLEAN-- GHOST PUSHED ALEX AND SOAP INTO A WALL SO HE CAN GET THERE FIRST (König and Price were already in there LOL they're witches I swear)

They were done so quickly Sweetheart had to check if some of them were actually clean

Sweetheart: Suds?

Soap, flushed: uhm, yeah?

Sweetheart, eyes squinting: Did you wash yo' ass?

Soap:

Soap: Yes...?

Sweetheart: GO GET CLEANED

Soap: BUT FOOD--

Sweetheart: G O

(Alex and Gaz low key laughing at him and Price is disgusted that Soap sometimes doesn't wash his ass)

They all finally sit down and they just enjoy the warm feeling in their chests while looking at the food. Sweetheart turns on some r&b music (is this a black 80s BET movie? MAYBE) and she walks to the edge of the table, eyes are filled with love and pride for her team. "Aight, I'm gonna keep this short and simple cause I know all yall are hungry and tired," she starts. The team sit on every word she says, as they always do. She smiles. "I'm glad you all made it back safely. Successful mission or not, I will always be proud of all of you. I love yall."

She's too good for them, man. Wtf

They all just fell in love with her more AHA

So she sits down and the chatter and clatter begins. They all moaned so much when they ate the food 💀💀

(They all went into a food coma and had the BEST SLEEP EVER)

--

(If she made everyone's food from their culture) (I put my whole ass into this wow)

When SAS and Los Vaqueros trudged through the hallway, they heard a clang and a yelping "Ow! Son of a-"

Price and Ghost look at each other before picking up the pace towards the kitchen. "Sweetheart? Are you -" Price freezes when he sees the kitchen filled with different types of food. " - Okay..."

"Oh fuck-- Hey! Yall are back already! That's wonderful." Sweetheart nervously laughs as she wipes her hands on her messy apron. The others start to come in, not expecting the different dishes on the counters. She squeals, "Nah uh! Don't come in here! Go and get cleaned now, all of you!" They stare at her for a bit until sprinting to the Men's Showers. Shouts and loud bangs from falling tact gear are heard, making Sweetheart chuckle and shake her head. Once the men came back to the kitchen, she was gone and so was the food. "In here!" She yelled. Soap made it first to the dining room and let out a big gasp. On the long, make-shift table sat a multitude of different foods and drinks each man recognized from their home country.

"Oh, mo leannan, this looks barry!" Soap exclaims.

"In English, Mactavish." Ghost mumbles, making Soap kiss his teeth. "This looks wonderful, St.! I'm- how did you--" Sweetheart shushes him, Soap still smiling ear to ear. "Don't ask questions! Just come sit down and get your plate."

They all grab a plate and utensils with rushed steps and big smiles.

- 𓆩♡𓆪 -

Price, Ghost, and Gaz sat at the end, where they all recognize the things to make Bangers and Mash. Shepherd's Pie and Fish and Chips could be found on all their plates with a side of Barm cakes. Their dishes melt in their mouths, dragon breathing at every bite since it was still hot. Ghost had a feeling in his chest that he felt extremely warm and overwhelming. He didn't think she would make something like this for him. "How're yall enjoying it?" She asks behind Price. "Umberweivable!" Gaz spouted out, a disbelief and amazed look on his face. Sweetheart laughs at him, "Hopefully, that meant unbelievable!" Gaz nods quickly with big food-filled cheeks. "Absolutely amazing, Princess." Price says after taking a swig of homemade Ginger Beer. "Haven't had Shepherd's Pie and Ginger Beer in so long. Good run down memory lane." Price smiles with soft and grateful eyes. Sweetheart snorts out a laugh and taps her cheek. Price raises an eyebrow until the embarrassment creeps in. He grabs his napkin and wipes the food that was stuck to his cheek. "I'm glad you like it, Cap! It was so hard finding an easy recipe for that damn beer." Sweetheart grumbles, looking at the kitchen with furrowed eyes and hand on Price's shoulder. He leans into her touch and sighs. "All in all, thank you." He murmurs, lifting her hand and placing a kiss on it. Sweetheart giggles, ignoring the heat coming from her hand. "You're very welcome!" She moves to Ghost, who has been quietly shoveling food in his mouth. "Hey Ghost! Are you--" Sweetheart stopped when he looked up at her. Eyes big with tears running down his flushed, stuffed cheeks. His eyes tick away from her changed face. "What...?" Simon whispers. She gives him a soft smile as one of her hands wipes off his tears. He didn't even notice the tears falling... "You enjoying the food?" She asks softly. Oh, that tone. That tone she uses only for Simon. He shivers, nodding his head slowly and then laying on her hip. She coos, wrapping her hand around his head while giving him head scratches to calm him down. You're alright, Simon. She's saying through her touch. Enjoy yourself.

Soap was practically vibrating in his chair when he saw a pitcher of Scottish Ale next to a big pot of Cullen Skink and an array of Scotch Pies with small Bacon Butties on the side. He did a double take when he saw a dish filled with Stovies and fried cut potatoes. Just how he ate it when he was younger. He lets out a disbelieved laugh as he reaches for it. "St.!" He calls out to her. She comes over with a worried look. "Wassup Suds? Everything okay?" He looks up at her with glassy eyes and a smile, nudging the Stovies. Sweetheart snickers, "I told you I would make it! I remember you tellin' me that your...màthair? Or-- mudder- damn I forgot how to say it-- but ya mom use to make this for you! So I looked up a recipe and may have added some of my extra spice to it." She explains as she whispers and laughs that last part. He can't believe that she remembers that. He told her that when he met her; telling her all the different Scottish cuisines. "I hope it tastes good..." She mumbles to herself. She cares. Soap grabs his spoon and collects some of the dish. She cares so much. Memories going through his mind when he chews it. She cares too much. "It's delicious." Soap whimpers out. Sweetheart smiles as she bends down to hug him. "I'm glad you like it."

Alejandro exclaims loudly when he takes a bite of his abundantly covered Elote. Rudy chuckles at him, taking another big ladel of Pancita and putting it in his bowl. "Hey guys, are you- WOW," Sweetheart yells. "You guys really ate almost everything! The Tamales and Flautas are gone..." Alejandro hums as he swallows. "So is the Ceviche and the Pipián." They both laugh at Sweetheart's surprised face. "Yall were hungry!!"And we still are, mama!" Alejandro snickers, taking more bites of his corn. "Mi flor, how did you make some of these dishes? And by yourself?" Rudy asks. He's so proud of her. He feels like he's back at home. "Oh, I had some help! Kinda-- some of the rookies helped me make the dishes! But then I kicked them out cause they were getting on my nerves." Sweetheart said, making the men laugh. "I knew you were a good cook. You would make a good wife someday, Sweetheart!" Alejandro shouted out as he smiled. Her shy laugh made him feel warm, but he wants his statement to come true.

König wanted to cry. He hasn't seen such a big pan of Tiroler Gröstl in a while. A basket of Kaiser Rolls is next to some Kasnocken and a pot full of Potato Gulasch. He scratches the brown hood he has on. Sweetheart made it for him so he could wear it when he's on base, since his other one was stinking up the joint. He watches Krueger take a big bite of his food and gulp down his drink that tastes like Almdudler. He's also wearing a hood that Sweetheart made for him; light blue fabric and handmade yellow stars scattered around it. It's scrunched up to his nose, his scarred lips still munching on his roll. He seems to be enjoying himself. König hasn't eaten with Krueger ever since they were kids. The impact on Krueger's actions in the past really changed everything for König and the family. But at least they're bonding in silence. "Hey, you two! Enjoying the food?" Sweetheart asks. Sweetheart. "Yes, meine kleine Göttin. It's very tasty." Krueger compliments her. She giggles, but it's cut short when Krueger grabs her arm and kisses her cheek. "Thank you for this wonderful feast, my love." He whispers in her ear with a smirk. Her mind goes blank for a moment, the heat of the kiss still searing on her brown skin. König grips his fork hard, turning his knuckles white. She sputters and then loudly laughs. "Yeah! No- no problem! I uh, König? How you uh, you enjoying the food?" He looks down at his plate, still quite full of food, yet not feeling like eating any of it anymore. König smiles with his eyes. "I am, Schatz. Thank you."

Horangi was enjoying himself to the fullest. Slurping down some Jajangmyeon with korean fried chicken and Kimchi fried rice with an egg. It reminds him so much of his mother's cooking, and when he didn't receive any Valentine's Day gifts so he would eat the noodles on Black Day. He blows on the noodles, the steam fogging up his black sunglasses. He wishes his past choices didn't bring him to this point. To be reminded of what he had, and now it's gone. He drank some of his soda, causing a big burp outta him. "You seem to be enjoying it, Horangi!" But without all his choices, he wouldn't have met her. He chuckles, covering his heavily scarred smile with his hand. Her warm hand snakes around his, gently pulling it down. She wants to see his smile. Her eyes sparkle at seeing his half-uncovered face. He's so pretty... "You like the noodles? M'sorry if I got the sauce wrong, I think I forgot some ingredients--" Horangi shakes his hand up. "No, no! It's perfect. The black bean sauce is amazing. I almost finished the whole pot." He's extremely impressed by her, but the cold feeling in his spine is wanting him to put the mask back on. Sweetheart squeals and claps, "Oh wonderful! I'm so glad you like it! By the way.." She leans down to hug his frozen form. "I hope to see your smile again. It's very pretty." She says. He is not grateful for his past choices, but he is grateful for her.

Alex and Roach enjoy their food in comfortable, happy silence. Alex hasn't had a decent cheeseburger since his leave. He dips a crinkle cut fry in ketchup, while Roach enjoys a big Maine Crab Roll. He's never tasted one before, but he always has, ever since Sweetheart gave him a postcard with the Roll on it, it's been his dream to taste one. "Yo, Alex! How's the burger?" Sweetheart asks, walking up to the both of them. Alex hums with a smile on his face. "You can't go wrong with a cheeseburger unless it's from a dirty bar." Sweetheart laughs, "Amen to that! And you're you doing, Gare Bear? Ya like the roll?" She asks sweetly. Roach can feel his face heat up from the nickname. He puts it down, finally taking breaths from horking it down non-stop, and putting two thumbs up. Her bright smile made both of them feel warm inside.

Graves sighs. His bones and joints hurt so damn bad. That mission with everyone was successful but it always costed some type of labor pain. He went to his dorm, already clean and changed into casual clothes. He could've sworn he heard laughing on the other side of the base... It didn't matter to him. All he wanted to do was to sleep off this pain. He notices a big plate covered in tin foil and a small note plus a coke-a-cola on his door mat. His eyes scan down the hall way with confused brows. Is he being pranked by one of his shadows? He better not be, he doesn't have the patience for it- Oh it's from Sweetheart. Wait- "What?" Graves mumbles, eyeing the messy note. The note reads:

Hey Graves. Congrats on the successful mission

Made you some dinner cause I'm pro proo pri PROU FUCK proud of you. That is the only time I'm gonna say that to you and it's not even in person. Doesn't matter, enjoy the food

Sweetheart ♡ (p.s. you still an asshole and NO I did NOT put laxatives in your food this time)

He huffs out a chuckle with a wobbly smile. So she does care for him. In a-- weird, hateful way. He walks in his dorm with food and drink in hand and opens the tin foil, the smell of barbecue baby back ribs, steamed carrots, buttered rolls and mashed potatoes fill his nostrils. His mouth waters immediately as he sits in his desk chair. He digs in with the utensils that Sweetheart gave him, his mind immediately going to his repeated fantasy about having a family with Sweetheart. Her, serving him a big plate of food with their baby boy on her hip. She kisses Graves's forehead and situates their son in the high chair before she starts to eat as well. A happy smile works on his face, not feeling the tears streaming down his cheeks. A happy family. "It's delicious..."

- 𓆩♡𓆪 -

After Dinner Bonus!

"Hey, no one go ANYWHERE! Yall are helping me clean all this shit up!" Sweetheart points out with a frown. Soap laughs, "Of course, hen! Why wouldn't we?"

"You did a lot for us, Princess. We'll take care of everything now. Go and take a load off." Price says close to her. Very close to her. "Nah, I can help!" Sweetheart pushed. "Your shoulder has been bothering you, hasn't it?" Ghost said, making Sweetheart flinch. "Why you gotta call me out like that, man?" Sweetheart whined. He was right, though. She's been rotating her left shoulder from time to time, playing it off every time one of the boys asked about it.

Alejandro laughs, placing his hand on her hip. His thumb doing small circles on her thin clothing. Rudy and Krueger strolled towards Sweetheart. Rudy wore a soft smile, yet his eyes told a different story. A more mischievous story. Alejandro's voice dropped an octave, making a hot jolt spike through Sweetheart's spine. "Come now, mama. I know just what to do to help you relax."

°.Reblogs are highly appreciated.! Thank you for your support everyone!!

#cod headcanons #modern warefare 2 x reader #HELP WHY THIS TAKE SO LONG #black fem reader #simon ghost riley x reader #black reader #alejandro mw2 #x reader #call of duty mw2 #mw ii #modern warfare fanfiction #rodolfo rudy parra #x fem!reader #soap x reader #roach call of duty #sebastian krueger #konig x y/n #konig x reader #gaz mw2 #black!reader #john price #price x reader #cod x female reader #cod x y/n #ghost fanfiction #soap fanfic #alejandro vargas #hunter's ask lounge ☕️ #141 sweetheart

[ilikepjo24]

On the topic of live action Azula...

I'm sick and tired of people hating her on Azula's new design because they think it's not right. Her outfit isn't right, that's true, but what's with everyone complaining about her facial features? The only off thing about her facial features is her eyes not being gold.

That being said, some of y'all's complains are uncalled for.

"I always pictured Azula with razor sharp eyes."

Okay but... Why?

Her eyes can very much be wide. And they can also be narrowed and sharp. Can I tell you a secret? The way your eyes look changes depending on your facial expression. I know, it's crazy! Who could have thought that when Azula is concentrated or upset, her eyes would narrow because her eyebrows would frown. And who could have also thought that her eyes can be wide too, if she's surprised. It's almost like she has a normal face that moves and her eyes can take different shapes, and if she's just resting her face and not making a particular expression, her eyes will have normal, semi-narrow, semi-wide shape. Who could have thought Azula has a face that works the way faces do 🤯

"Her cheeks are too chubby for Azula because Azula works out so much!"

Azula begs to differ. Look at those curves.

She's so round she could be a freaking circle. In the second picture she almost is a circle. That's how round she is. And that is called "baby fat" and Azula has it because she's 14, she's still, like, kid kid at this age. People grow up a lot. She's still very young. Now, I know this might be a hard pill to shallow but, and hear me out here, Azula is a young teenager who had barely hit puberty and her face shows it because that's now faces work. I know! It's crazy! I mean, Azula being a person?!? Who came up with that?

Seriously tho, even at The Day Of Black Sun, where her design is arguably the sharpest in the show, she still has a bit of roundness.

"Her cheeks are sunked tho, like Ozai's!"

...No

On a scare from 10 to 10 to ∞ to Toph, how would you rate your blindness?

LITERALLY, JUST LOOK:

"Her face looks top baby-ish! She's supposed to be evil!"

What's wrong antis? Is it finally next to ignore that Azula is literally a freaking child and you got hit by the realization that you've been antagonizing a baby? Does it hurt your pride to have to acknowledge just how ridiculous you're being for having a beef with someone who hasn't hit puberty? Do you feel silly knowing that no one is going to take you seriously anymore when you try to make everyone think Azula's the devil, because she actually looks young and innocent, which is what all 14yo look like? Did you forget to put on your clown make up today?

In any case, og Azula is a drawing, and actors tend to be real people, so obviously she won't look the exact same, but she's pretty close, okay? So unless you're talking about something that is actually inaccurate, like her clothes, or the color of her eyes, just stfu, cause no one is interested in listening to you complain about a casting that has already happened and won't change.

#atla #azula #azula analysis #live action azula

[allyheart707]

April Fools Ask Game

1.⚫️ What's your favorite shade of grey?

2. 🅰️ What's your SECOND favorite letter in the alphabet?

3. 🍞 What's the craziest food you have ever NOT eaten. You had the chance to, but decide, no no that's to much.

4. 🐱 If you could talk to any animal in the world, which would you want to talk to the least?

5. 🍦 If you had to describe yourself as an icecream flavor, what would you be?

6. 🥚 Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?

7. 🐔 Why IS the chicken crossing the road? Where are its owners?!

8. 🚺 If you could teleport to any bathroom in the world, which would it be? 9. 🌑What do rocks taste like?

10. 🤫 What's the least important secret you know? A secret that probably isn't even really a secret, one that you would be willing to tell anyone if they asked?

11. 💯 If y = 2 and 2x + yx = 44, what is x? (Don't cheat, coward!!)

12. 🤯What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting people know?

14. ❓ Where did number question #13 go?!

15. ❗️ Uno Reverse, now I have to ask YOU a question.

#ally rambles #april fools nonsense #ask game #feel free to use this #if anyone else wants to do this silly little game #hehe just having fun

[choccy-milky]

Bro I’m kicking my feet in the air! The new chapter was so FREAKING GOOD!!!!

I’ve said this in the past but I LOVE the way you write Anne, ominis and the general fluff for this story and I can’t even begin to talk about your art and how much I smile when I see you post ❤️❤️❤️

10/10 I missed our normal pink flag Sebastian

BAHAHA AW TYY💖💖IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT💖 i love writing all of their dynamics not just clora and sebs, so im glad you like that as well 🥹tysm again🥹 and fr between my dark relic comic and my relic!seb art i been missing him too, all hail the return of the SLIGHTLY red flag/pink flag boi 🚩🩷🏳️🩷🚩

oh god idk LMAO. the climax is gonna be happening in the next 1-2 chapters, and then after that its gonna be summer stuff / epilogue with a bit of seb and clora as curse-breakers and what thats like, but i have no idea how long itll be BAHAHA, i am starting to get a bit self-conscious about the word count and how big my fic is tbh LMFAO so im glad youd be fine if it went on forever LOOL💖💖

@oneofafew NO BAHAHA THEYRE NOT RELATED AT ALL, I DIDNT REALIZE THERE WAS ALREADY A LAWLEY IN THE GAME LMAO, maybe he can be his uncle or some shit, bc the lawley in the game is also an asshole. its funny too, bc when me and hogwartslegacypics were trying to find out what bully boi's ACTUAL name was by looking in the audio files of all the NPCS, we saw a "lawley" and i started freaking out i was like OMG IF I ACCIDENTALLY GUESSED HIS NAME RIGHT THATD BE AMAZING🤯🤯 but alas........no. no relation LOL

@slytherinsomniari IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT, TYY💖 and for the anatomical parts u mean the x-ray stuff? tbh its just a trope/thing that happens in hentai manga which is where a lot of my reference/inspo comes from when i draw nsfw stuff, and i always liked it, so i included it into my own art. as for how i can tell when theres too much....well there are certain sites you can always go to to watch an actual video to see what a 'normal' amount is, but WHO CARES IF ITS REALISTIC OR NOT I SAY, ITS ALL KINKY FANTASY SHIT, WHO NEEDS REALISM💪

@4ever2000lover LMAOO IF IT WAS UP TO SEB CLORA WOULD BE PREGNANT 24/7 I SWEAR TO GOD (until he realizes that means they cant bone as much) but tbh i actually only plan to make them have 2 kids, a girl first whos fiesty and a tomboy and takes after seb, and then a more softspoken boy who takes after clora🥰

#ask #i wanna turn on anons again but also i never realized how anxious i was of anon hate until i turned them off LOL #dont wanna make it sound like i was getting anon hate tho i wasnt 99.9% of all my anons were always lovely #im just easily anxious so it only takes 1 meaner one to make me all blehhhh #still will turn them on soon since as an anxious person i ALSO understand not wanting to send anything unless its anon LOL even if its nice

[danrifics]

Wait so there are really so called anti-Phannies. Do they just genuinely believe these 2 now 30 something year olds have been living with each other for 10+ years and designed/bought a home together and have a mortgage as just buddies? (or exes). Not to mention the fact they are both gay, came out around the same time, called soulmates and referred to as being ‘obviously more than friends’ by Dan? Notoriously close always linked together by their peers, and going on double dates with their friends. Also neither have been rumoured to being in a relationship with anyone else in 10+ years, and when they do share dating stories it’s always from back before they became friends. These 2 guys who spend so much time together it looks like they’d barely have time to have meaningful romantic relationships with someone else. Not to mention all the holidays together.

I’m not saying they have to believe this and that, or Dan and Phil are this or that. im just genuinely confused… people actually think they are just best friends or possibly exes and did all this stuff? Just because they’ve both not explicitly said YES WE ARE DATING’

woahh 🤯

i dont think i need to say anything else this was perfect lmao

[shewhoeatssand]

WHY TG BOYS ARE SHIT BOYFRIENDS

I come up with the best topics for posts

Hide 🌞 : axe body spray, probably loves Kaneki more than you, has nicknamed your boobs, has also nicknamed Kaneki’s boobs

Shuu 💐 : introduces you to his entire extended family after less than a month, spams you if he hasn’t heard from you in a week, his house is so so big you will get lost in it very fast (not his fault but still annoying)

Suzuya 🔫 : thinks shoplifting 10 bags of candy is a good date idea, has killed someone in front of you and then desperately tried to explain why it was actually okay because the guy was wearing crocs

Marude 🏍 : refuses to use public transport after having his bike stolen, won’t stop talking about how much he misses his bike, yell-y

Shinohara 😊 : prints out minion memes and shows them to you

Nishiki 🦎 : is ginger, immediately wants to make out with you and have hot ghoul sex after eating a raw lung, easily irritated

Ayato (:re) 🤬 : doesn’t know what a period is and thinks you’re making it up, bullies people on roblox, can be so rude sometimes

Kaneki (pre aogiri) 🥺 : describes everything in incredible detail when he doesn’t like something, will make his best attempt to be talking to you all the time (even when you are pooping) and thinks you hate him if you ask to be left alone, scarily average dick

Kaneki (post aogiri) 🐙 : sleeps on top of you and makes you so sweaty, won’t shut up about fitness and getting stronger, wears a mask with a smile for hours at a time, probably ghosting you by this point tbh (there’s a lot wrong with him so I might make a separate post about why he sucks)

Yoshimura ☕️ : really wholesome, but can’t be dated because a) I��d assume you’re not a boomer b) can’t take hints and c) misses Ukina ;-;

Koma 👹 : he’s actually pretty great and very fun but he brags about how good his coffee is and also about anything else he can think of

Uta 🎭 : eats people’s eyes in front of you and says “it’s okay because they aren’t real, they’re halloween decorations!”, also ate a plastic spider to prove this to you, mind games, spooks you from behind the corner all the time and it gives you anxiety

Amon ✝️ : refuses to kiss with tongue or see you naked until marriage, takes up too much space on the bed, keeps doing long ass speeches about “doing what is right” after killing a guy with a wife and 3 kids

Shikorae 🫠 : doesn’t sit still long enough to have a conversation that makes any sense whatsoever, has so many issues to the point where idk if you’d even be able to befriend him unless it’s by feeding him coffee grounds

Takizawa (pre :re) 🥺: makes everything a competition, disney kid, insists that you have a glass of milk every day

Takizawa (post :re) 🦉: never sleeps, an actual cat, bites your hand, smelly, insists that you have a glass of milk every day

Urie 😶 : first name is “cookie”, punches a hole in the wall when he doesn’t get an award after a raid and someone else does, hides important stuff from you

Shirazu 🦈 : sooooo cool but he can’t spell so you have to edit all his emails for him

Naki 😎 : loud while playing fortnite battle royale, also screams while playing any horror games but insists he should keep playing them, his reading capabilities have the power to instantly kill a literature major

Hanbee 🎩 : unironically loves licorice, absurd fashion, also eats the licorice with a super fancy fork kept in a little fork bag he carries everywhere labeled “the licorice suitcase”

Tatara 🤯 : is always busy so you can’t spend much time together, one time a cat meowed at him and he meowed back in the most serious voice, penis is actually too big to fit inside 😔

Mutsuki 😇 (before the insane shit happened): you have to kill all the spiders, very clingy and has similar issues to pre-aogiri Kaneki, puts cinnamon on a lot of things that don’t really need cinnamon

Arima 🌨 : cold, you’ll never truly know about him, not very open, a general mystery to the point where you don’t even know if he’s actually your boyfriend

Haise 🐼 : BAD PUNS, insists that he spends every afternoon and evening with you instead of doing his work so he ends up doing it super late into the night and gets tired in the morning, too easy to manipulate and too eager to please (kind of an issue with all the Kanekis really), sometimes he talks to the wall or makes a sour face for no reason

~~~~ BONUS ~~~~

Yamori 🕺 : sadistic torturer (obvious part), his farts smell so incredibly bad that you have to evacuate the room while he wonders wtf is going on (not so obvious), unfixable

OS! Kaneki 😎 : walks around shirtless in winter, sometimes he doesn’t even wear pants, touches your boobs randomly and it gets old real fast

#tokyo ghoul headcanons #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul: re #kaneki ken #tsukiyama shuu #nagachika hideyoshi #sasaki haise #nishiki nishio #kirishima ayato #mutsuki tooru #suzuya juuzou #arima kishou #takizawa seidou #urie kuki #shirazu ginshi #uta tokyo ghoul #tatara #tokyo ghoul naki #amon kotarou #shikorae #koma enji #yoshimura kuzen #shinohara yukinori #itsuki marude #tokyo ghoul jason #hanbee abara

[every-aj-needs-an-angel]

Chapter 10!! Hitting roughly 50k of this daft little story 🤯 You're all amazing for sticking with this for so long and I'm so grateful to anyone who's taken the time to read it!! I've spent more screen time on this story than I ever did for my coursework (which is probably why I flunked my A levels 😅) and the big date scene felt like a massive pressure until I actually started writing it I just hope I've done it justice 🤞

Betting It All On Love

The crowds had left the stadium as fast as they’d arrived, and all at once the empty space was deafening. Both couples had moved off the balcony and were leaning against the bar while Chrissy chatted animatedly with Eddie; something about waiting for Beth, but Steve couldn’t really hear her over the ringing in his ears.

Robin glanced casually over to him, did a double take and quickly dragged him out into the corridor yelling, “We’ll be back in a minute!” over her shoulder, tugging him down the corridor and all but hurling him into the gents, and it was only when Steve registered how sticky the tiles were under his feet that he realised he was still holding onto his SuperEl shirt.

As he lifted it into the air to keep it away from whatever gruesome substance was making the floor sticky, he noticed he’d ruined the collar. It was all bent out of shape and screwed up where he’d anxiously run it through his fingers throughout the evening. And finally there was something good to come out of being paraded around by his parents whenever there was a family event, even if it only was how to fix a wardrobe malfunction in a pinch.

Steve tutted and dragged Robin back out into the corridor, heading down towards the ladies, knowing full well that not only would they be cleaner but much more likely to actually have working facilities; Robin checked the coast was clear and then waved Steve in. He headed straight to the sink to run the collar of his shirt under the tap and gently smoothing it out, while she asked him for the fourth time what was wrong.

“Nothing’s wrong,” he huffed.

“Might wanna tell your face that!” she snarked, and when he glanced at himself in the mirror he could see she wasn't wrong, and spent a second purposefully trying to smooth out the furrow in his brow. Robin sighed heavily, rubbing her hand over his shoulders, “He brought the shirt. Why aren’t you happy?”

Steve sighed, physically relaxing his posture, “I am happy,” he squeaked, looking at Robin through the mirror so he didn't have to feel so awful about lying to her face. Robin's disbelief was written all over her raised eyebrow and Steve was quick to concede “I’m just nervous, alright?”

Robin nodded in understanding as he stepped over to the hand dryer and when she didn't push further, he turned it on to start drying his collar back into the right shape. Robin stepped closer to take the garment from him, gesturing for him to start removing his shirt; swapping the paisley shirt for his striped one when the collar was finally straight and dry, absently watching him as he finished buttoning it up.

“If it helps, I don't think you’ve got anything to worry about,” she mumbled encouragingly, dusting a bit of something off his shoulder and straightening the way the shirt was sitting.

Steve nodded and tried to smile, but it felt flat, “Thanks Bobs,” he muttered, tugging her into his chest and kissing the top of her head, “Will you be okay? Getting home or whatever, I don't want to ditch you, I can go another—”

Robin snorted and poked him hard in the chest, successfully interrupting him, “One. You are absolutely going on this date. Two. I’ll be with Chris, and we’ll be fine,” she stated, pulling back to take him by the hand and drag him back to the box.

Beth, hair now up in a pony and dressed in pale blue sweats and another woman, tall with bottle blonde pigtails wearing a pink summer dress, who as it turned out was Beth’s wife, Stacey, were already waiting with Eddie and Chrissy.

There was a lot of excitement as introductions were made, hugs and kisses and exclamations of “Oh, you’re gorgeous!” aimed at both him and Robin by Stacey and Beth respectively. They didn't get to chat more than that, as he and Eddie were ushered quickly out of the door, Stacey handing Eddie a card with their address and phone number on it, before basically shutting the door in their faces with a quick “Byeee!” peels of girlish glee slipping under the gap in the door. 

Steve stood there for a second staring dumbly at the wood now separating him from his best friend, until Eddie took his hand and tugged on it gently urging him down the corridor. Apparently it had already been decided that they were to go on their date, and the girls were going to Beth and Stacey’s to have dinner, so the two old friends could reminisce and catch up and so Robin and Stacey could lament over becoming jock wives.

The night air was cool in comparison to the heat of the stadium and when Steve shuddered bodily as a gentle breeze tickled his skin, Eddie immediately pulled him towards one of the taxi’s waiting outside the stadium. Eddie gallantly holding the door open for Steve, clambering smoothly in after him. He reeled off an address for the driver, then settled back into the backseat, staring quietly out of the window the whole way to the restaurant.

It didn't take long to arrive. Honestly, it probably would’ve been faster to walk, and Steve couldn't tell whether he'd picked the taxi because he'd been cold or because Eddie was eager to arrive. Either way, it was obvious just how nervous he was as he drummed intermittent beats against himself with his fingers. Steve just had to focus on staying positive, holding out hope that Eddie’s nerves were due to anticipation and not desperation to get the evening over and done with. 

The restaurant was Italian, which Steve loved, mainly because it was his favourite. He wanted to ask Eddie if he’d asked for Robin’s help in picking a place, or if he’d happened to mention it in passing and Eddie had remembered; or if Eddie had picked it at random. Or if maybe Italian was Eddie’s favourite too, but they had to wait with three other couples for their table and Eddie seemed like he was about to burst out of his own skin with the slightest provocation, so Steve took the opportunity to take in his surrounding instead. 

The building was beautiful, either old, or decorated to look like it was, with period features and dark polished woods. Deep reds and greens in the furnishing and old paintings with carved frames hanging from the walls. It seemed nice, really nice, not in the posh and pretentious way, but in that beautiful but homely way that meant the food was likely to be delicious, and the portions were unlikely to be stingy. Ferns, candles and fairy lights gave it a private romantic feel, and even though it was busy it was quiet enough to actually hear each other talk without feeling like the whole restaurant was listening to your conversation.

It didn’t take too long to get seated, which seemed to help ease Eddie’s nerves, and even though the menu, which practically had Steve salivating, had helped them create a playful little back and forth as they decided what they were going to order; as soon as they had ordered, things got really awkward, really fast. 

Steve wasn't like Robin who rabbited terribly when she was nervous, his mind tended to go blank, and then he’d spend way too long in his own head trying desperately to think of something to say. And unfortunately, Eddie seemed to suffered with the same problem.

Eddie cleared his throat, “So...” he trailed off, trying and failing at thinking of something to talk about.

Steve didn’t think it should be so weird. They were married, they’d been intimate in just about every way imaginable, they’d talked about really deep and traumatising stuff; trying to come up with something to talk about at dinner really shouldn’t be so difficult.

Except that since having that thought, that seemed to be all Steve could think about. All other thoughts of any other topic of conversation completely missing from his now empty head, “So,” Steve echoed, fidgeting with his cutlery.

Eddie cleared his throat again, twisting his wedding ring around and around his finger, “Boxing. That was…”

“Horrific,” Steve muttered at the same time as Eddie said, “Different.”

His answer seemed to shock Eddie, his eyebrows shooting up into his hairline, “Horrific? Surely you're not that fazed by a bit of blood?”

Steve shrugged, “No, it’s not that. It's just... when you're at home, you're around your own people, right? And then you go somewhere new, and it's like being hit with the reality that the majority of men really think it's okay to treat women like that, y'know? And I agree with autonomy one hundred percent, if that's what Beth wants to do, I support her unconditionally, but what horrifies me is that, that's the world women have to face every day. Ogled at and wolf whistled and basically treated like they're a piece of meat,” he huffed, disgusted with his own gender.

Steve knew a little about it himself. Growing up “pretty” he took his fair share of objectification, the girls and sometimes even the teachers at school. His mother's friends. His father's colleagues. Eye's on him in the club or the supermarket. Sometimes it's nice, a confidence boost, knowing you look good. Sometimes it's gross, when just existing is a reason to be leered at. Sometimes it's downright terrifying, like the first and last time he'd cut through an alley alone or the last time Robin went anywhere alone at night, when she'd nipped out for jerky and came home practically catatonic, shaking in his arms for hours.

“It's not even just about Bobbie, I do my best to stick to her like glue, but if I think about the fact that that's the world Max and El are about to walk into…” Steve swallowed down the bile that rose in his throat every time that thought crossed his mind, “I really have to grapple with the idea of not just becoming their personal bodyguard. Mainly 'cause Max would absolutely kick my ass for even suggesting it. And I know technically they're adults, but they're my little sisters, and they're just babies, y'know?” 

Steve trailed off, thinking about all the years he'd spent watching them grow. El was still a toddler when he'd first met her, and Max might have been a teen, but she had been equally unsteady on her feet after being ripped from her home and her dad.

Eddie hadn't said anything the whole time Steve was talking, he’d just sat listening with his head cocked slightly to the side, like he always did, but it had definitely been over a minute since he’d stopped speaking and Eddie still hadn’t said anything. Steve was about to fly into another explanation when Eddie blinked owlishly and sucked in a deep breath through his teeth, “Jesus, Stevie,” he murmured affectionately, “You gotta stop making it so easy to fall in love with y—”

“What?” Steve interrupted, his voice coming out sharp in his utter disbelief.

Eddie’s eyes bulged as he registered what he’d said, “Shit!” he cursed under his breath.

But Steve wasn’t really listening any more all he could hear was Eddie’s voice echoing “in love with you” his eyebrows rose slowly towards his hairline, “You’re in love with me?” he asked again because he was pretty sure that was what he'd said, but he needed to be absolutely sure before he blew up their relationship.

Eddie's chair scraped harshly against the parquet floor as, much to Steve’s horror, he stood up to leave, “I’m sorry. I’ll just—” Eddie didn’t even finish his sentence, just pointed glumly towards the exit. 

Luckily, he didn’t get further than the side of their table before Steve's brain kicked into gear, his hand reaching out to grab a firm hold of Eddie's wrist, “No! Wait. Eddie,” Steve pleaded, gesturing towards his chair in a silent plea for him to sit back down; waiting as patiently as he could while Eddie twisted indecisively, caught between wanting to leave and wanting to stay. Eddie sighed heavily and turned to sit back down, Steve’s hand never leaving his wrist and not really aware of the fact that he'd been holding his breath until his lungs started to burn. 

Steve ran his spare hand instinctively through his hair, tugging slightly at the strands as he took a steadying breath, “You’re in love with me?” he asked again, making sure to keep a tight but soothing grip on Eddie's wrist by rubbing circles into his skin with his thumb.

Eddie's looked anywhere but directly at him, made a series of incomprehensible noises then, tugging a chunk of his hair in front of his face with his spare hand, muttered, “Yes?” almost like it was a question. Until Eddie's eyes finally landed on him, and whether he saw the hope on Steve's face that he knew was bleeding from his chest into every part of him, or not, Steve wasn't sure, but Eddie let go of his hair and set his shoulders, sitting up a little straighter in his chair. “Yes,” he declared decisively.

Steve felt his eyes blink slowly, but his brain had short-circuited, he could only hear static as his vision blurred, “When—” Steve breathed.

Eddie visibly softened, smiling lopsidedly, his dimples poking through, “You remember the concert?” Since the concert! Steve took a purposeful breath and nodded his acknowledgement. Eddie glanced away as a waiter walked past their table, his gaze flicking immediately back to Steve, “Me and Chris, we’ve never had people like us straight away, y'know? Not for who we really are. It’s always been— but you and Bobs…” Eddie trailed off, the words sticking on his tongue, but Steve didn’t need him to say it; he’d never had friends that just accepted all of him either. 

Eddie sniffed, and Steve could see how watery his eyes were, so he released his grip on Eddie’s wrist and started drawing patterns up his forearm, creating images and scrawling words with his fingertips. Whether it soothed him or not, Steve didn’t know, but a little light came back into Eddie’s eyes as he took a deep breath and continued, “Anyway, Nothing Else Matters started to play, and I’ve heard that song a million times, but it never— I didn’t— It was like something clicked in my head. Then I looked at you, and you were sweaty from the pit and your hair was all—” Eddie makes a gesture over his head spraying his fingers and jiggling his hand, it shouldn’t have been half as adorable as it was, but Steve was helpless against the huff of laughter that bubbled out of his chest.

Eddie’s smile widened, vision glazed and deep in his memory, “But you were just beaming! The most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen, and I knew you had no idea where you were, you didn’t know the band, didn’t understand the magnitude of the moment, but you were still just having the best time and I remember hearing the lyrics and just thinking…” Eddie trailed off, his radiant smile fading, turning slowly into a frown, watching his own fingers drumming a beat on the tabletop.

Steve wanted to know what he meant, what he had been thinking in that moment, but he knew deep in his gut that it wasn’t the right time to ask, so he just slid his hand down to cover Eddie’s hand with his own, pressing his thumb into his palm and watching as Eddie’s eyes flicked over to him, looking up at him through his lashes.

Steve searched back through his memories and found he couldn’t find one that wasn’t seeped in the deep affection he felt for Eddie, even the morning he awoke half drunk and fully confused. He had tried to be annoyed, tried to be snarky, but it was all too laced with something he was far too scared to admit to, for it to land the way he’d spent years perfecting.

He laced their fingers together, absentmindedly tapping the beat of his own pulse against Eddie’s finger with his thumb, “I don’t remember the exact moment, because I’m pretty sure I was drunk, but I know I only let myself acknowledge it on the way back from Rachel,” Steve admitted, smiling melancholically at their joined hands, watching as Eddie’s fingertips stroked over his ring.

“Why?” Eddie asked quickly, like he hadn’t really meant to, and when Steve looked at him, he could see the panic on his face but also the genuine curiosity in his eyes.

Steve shrugged, his smile starting to feel a little strained, “Because I know me,” he answered simply, huffing a frustrated breath, annoyed with himself for all the times he’d broken his own heart, “I fall fast and hard, and I end up hurt every damn time and there’s never anyone to blame but myself ‘cause who does that?!”

He can recall with startling clarity every time that someone had said that to him, “Who does that?!” All the times Steve had said those three stupid little words far too soon. Every time he’d fallen and there’d been no parachute, no one to catch him, not even a damn crash mat.

It was a rhetorical question, but Eddie answered it anyway, “People with big hearts and a lot of love to give,” he mumbled almost self-deprecatingly, and it occurred to Steve for the very first time that they were the same, he and Eddie; that he’d finally met someone exactly like him. Sure, they’d both jumped in far too quickly, but he realised it didn’t have to be a bad thing, not if they did it together. 

Steve sat up straighter in his chair, taking Eddie’s hand in his and gingerly pulling it closer, to plant a firm but gentle kiss on his knuckles. Eddie grinned, a soft blush sitting high on his cheeks, and tucked his chair in to tangle their legs together under the table, just as the waiter arrived with their food. 

They ate in silence for a few minutes, just smiling softly at one another across the table until Steve couldn’t really stand not hearing Eddie’s voice any more, “How’s the carbonara?” he asked from behind his knuckles so Eddie didn’t get a view of the half chewed gnocchi still in his mouth, that meant he heard his mother in the back of his mind admonishing him for speaking with his mouth full.

Eddie just nodded happily, “Mhm, s’good. Wanna try?” he asked, holding a forkful over the candle sitting between them, meaning Steve had to lunge forward to take the bite before the pasta unravelled into the flame below.

It should be weird, taking food from someone else’s fork, but it wasn’t. It was just intimate in a way Steve had never experienced before. He liked it. Wanted to experience it again but didn’t want to take all of Eddie’s food, so he offered Eddie some of his gnocchi and found that having Eddie come at his fork like he was a shark and the utensil was his prey was equally as enjoyable, if not more so.

Although, if he does that again in this restaurant, I might just do something I’ll regret.

Steve took his fork back, taking a purposefully deep breath, and doing the sensible thing of distracting himself by asking Eddie about his day. Eddie was more than happy to comply, telling Steve all about what Dan had said; about how he had arrived the day before and had spent the day they'd spent in Rachel furiously pacing the corridor outside his suite waiting for Eddie to come back. How Dan had started off the conversation by demanding Eddie get a divorce and go back to him, not because he regretted his decision to let Eddie go, but because his family were treating their relationship like a faze and had decided they wanted him to settle down with a wife and have heirs.

How Jason was still blaming Dan for Chrissy breaking up with him; because after six months, Jason hadn’t been able to keep up the Mr Nice Guy act any more, and she had seen how he had treated Dan and Eddie's relationship like a joke. How she could no longer stand the jealousy and the possessiveness every time she and Eddie had hung out. How she had finally seen how he'd pushed all her other friends away, and it was only their proximity and sheer stubbornness that meant he’d had no hope of wiggling his way between the two of them.

And how, when Jason had accidentally punched Dan, after he’d got in the middle, on the day Eddie had finally had enough and had told Jason that he needed to start treating Chrissy better, that had been the final straw. But that somehow in Jason’s head, that had made the breakup all their fault, especially when she continued to see the rest of the family but outright refused to have anything to do with him.

That when Eddie had asked Dan if he actually wanted him back, if he loved him, if he saw a future together with him, Dan had cried because he didn't. He just wanted a buffer between him and his family, he wanted his family to respect his choices and love him for who he was, and his parents put on a better show of pretending to do all of those things when there was an outsider around and that now that both of their progenies were single, they were more disappointed than ever and were making constant digs about how unlikely it was that either of them were going to give them the grandbabies they were so desperate for.

That Eddie had told Dan that he needed to either demand their respect or find himself a family that would love him unconditionally because dragging him or some other poor soul into the Carver bullshit as a buffer was deplorable, not to mention outright unfair, and that his parents choosing to treat their kids as dolls was their problem, not his for being his own person. That even though he was a douchebag, he was still worthy of love and to live his life on his own terms.

And the more Eddie talked, the more kindness and compassion he'd showed towards someone who hadn't shown him a shred of decency, the deeper under his spell Steve fell. He knew he could never sit down with Billy and talk him down from the proverbial ledge like Eddie had, and Billy's father made the Devil look like a decent fella. But there was no way Steve could deal with having his holiday ruined, getting toyed with and rejected for a second time and still have the strength of character to remind his ex that he deserved better than he was getting.

It just reminded Steve how extraordinary Eddie was, how lucky he was just to sit across the table from him, how blessed he was to be able to call Eddie his husband.

“I need you to meet my dad,” Steve blurted, inadvertently interrupting Eddie’s tale.

Eddie's eyebrows scrunched together, “Your dad?” 

“Well, my mom too, but me and Hop, we have this rule, and I've already broken it, and I'm a little petrified about that, ‘cause I know he's going to try to terrify you and if I think too long on that I might just become a little hysterical ‘cause I'm so deep down this hole that if he scares you away I might never recover, but it's kinda like ripping off a band aid right? The quicker you do it, the less it hurts. So if by some miracle you keep being my husband, and you do things like tell a story where I'm just sitting here thinking about how amazing you are and how you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, I don't have to have this nagging thought that a Hopper shovel talk might just make you run a mile,” Steve blurted out in such a Robinesque way it made him blanch at himself.

Eddie’s mouth quirked up at one corner, a soft laugh escaping his lips as he opened his mouth to speak, “Sweetheart, no offence to your dad, but there's nothing he could say to make me run a mile.”

Eddie had said it with conviction, but Steve wasn’t convinced, he’d seen the look on Mike’s face three days after his shovel talk, when El had asked him to go check up on Mike because he wasn’t returning her calls, “Really? Are you sure? 'cause Hop's a cop, Mike was practically hysterical—“

“Stevie,” Eddie interrupted softly, “There's nothing he could say,” he assured.

Steve didn’t know what it was, but something in Eddie’s gaze made him believe it, “Okay,” Steve breathed, Mike’s expression fading from his memory in the face of Eddie’s soft smile, the tension finally seeping out of him at the thought that Eddie wasn’t going anywhere.

“Plus, you've told me about Mike, seems like a bit of a weeny,” Eddie said nonchalantly, but his lip twisting up at the corner gave away the fact that he was joking.

Steve huffed a wistful laugh, remembering Mike flailing around Dustin’s bedroom going on and on for months about how Hop had threatened to kill him, and it wasn’t that Steve didn’t believe him, he trusted that Hop absolutely would say that to him, especially if he was being as disrespectful as the tale he’d spun. No, the funny thing to Steve was, that Mike thought himself so self-important that Hop would risk his life with his daughter and his career to actually murder him; and if the way Mike had been acting reminded him of himself at his age, well, that was between him, Hopper and God. 

“He is, or at least he used to be. I haven't really seen him since he went off to college, and El stopped mentioning him a while back. I don't even know if he’ll be home for the summer,” Steve said sadly as he realised it was the first time since he’d started taking care of the kids all those years ago that he hadn’t known where one of them was going to be.

Eddie hummed in understanding, watching himself twist his spoon around on the tabletop, “Maybe you could introduce me to them?” he suggested, eventually daring to look up at Steve through his lashes.

Steve tried to dampen him smile but grew of its own volition until it was physically hurting his face, “I’d like that,” he admitted bashfully.

The waiter appeared to take away their empty plates and after both of them gave him their gentle thanks, Steve found himself lost in the soft floaty space of Eddie’s gaze. There wasn’t anything to think about, just the safe little bubble encompassing him. That was why when Eddie twisted his spoon again, and it clanged against crockery, they both looked down, surprised to find dessert sitting in front of them.

Embarrassed that he’d been so caught up in his husband's gaze, Steve huffed a nervous chuckle and picked up his spoon, digging it into the soft summer berries sitting enticingly on top of his cheesecake; peripherally watching Eddie dig into his gâteaux, smiling reluctantly around his spoon as Eddie inadvertently smeared chocolate mousse around his mouth.

Eddie licked the dessert from around his lips with gusto and all Steve could think about was taking Eddie and the desserts back to the hotel and enjoying them both in a way that wasn’t pg enough to be done in a restaurant. He felt his cheeks flush hot when Eddie offered his spoon to Steve, a bite of the overly chocolatey dessert starting to melt with the heat rising from the candle.

Steve wrapped his mouth around the proffered spoon and tried his hardest to drag his mind back out of the gutter, Eddie had gone to the trouble of organising a wonderful date and the least Steve could do was actually be present throughout. He offered some of his cheesecake to Eddie, and definitely did not think about the look of bliss on Eddie’s face as the berries popped on his tongue and his hum of delight.

Bob’s would kill us if we did this in front of her.

And Steve busied himself with thanking every god he didn’t believe in as he retracted his spoon because that thought was the mental slap to the face he needed. Not that Bobbie would actually kill them, but she would make gagging faces and lament how she’d lost her best friend to the grossest love known to man.

He wondered if Chrissy thought similarly; he wasn’t sure she did, she actually seemed pretty excited every time they were overly mushy. Maybe she’d be the yin to Robin’s yang that would get her used to what love was actually supposed to look like.

Robin’s parents had thought that shielding her from any public displays of affection was the best way to raise a well-balanced child. Apparently, they thought seeing anything more romantic than handholding might alter her worldview or something. Except all that happened was, the first time she accidentally saw them kiss she reacted like it was the most disgusting thing she’d ever seen and had never quite been able to break the habit.

Maybe between the two of them, they could find a happy medium. 

Thinking about the girls actually reminded him of the question he’d kind of been dying to ask all night, “Hey, how come you were late to the match?” Steve asked, finishing off his last bite of cheesecake.

“Oh, well, while I was having lunch with Chris, she mighta mentioned the call with your mom,” Steve felt his face fall at the thought that Chrissy was gossiping about something so private, “No, not like that,” Eddie quickly reassured, “I just asked her what you guys had been up to, she just said you were upset when you spoke to your mom, but you know what it’s like, sometimes you put more together in what they aren’t saying, y’know?” Eddie explained, and Steve couldn’t help but nod because he did know. Speaking without words, even about things you were trying not to say, was platonic soulmate 101.

Eddie smiled empathetically, “She tried to gloss over it, moved on to updating me about Beth and her idea for the evening and the voicemail she’d left for Bobbie that she was freaking out about, but I just couldn’t get all that she hadn’t said out of my mind, y’know? I just couldn’t shake it, not with the walk back to the hotel or with a shower, but as we were about to leave I was slipping my rings back on and that’s when it hit me!” he exclaimed, and then seemed to realise he wasn’t using his inside voice because he giggled and then murmured, “I’m pretty sure I garbled something at Chris before running off, but who knows, I just knew I needed to do this.” 

“So,” Eddie muttered, taking a deep breath before digging around in his pocket and sliding off his seat to kneel by Steve’s side, holding a square black box with two rings nestled inside. Steve felt himself freeze, he wasn't even sure he was even breathing, all he could do was stare at the rings blinking at him in the candlelight. They were obviously handmade, one had a sun and the other had a moon carved into the band, the sun ring was gold with a citrine stone sitting next to the carving, the moon ring was silver with a sapphire. Steve felt his eyes bulge because surely Eddie wasn’t about to…

“I know I originally proposed with a plastic ring from a water bottle, which has to be the lamest engagement ring ever,” Eddie chuckled self-deprecatingly, and it suddenly occurred to Steve that that very ring had been sitting in his wallet the whole time. He’d thought it was weird when he’d spotted it at the gas station on the way to Rachel, but he hadn’t thought much of it. It wasn’t like it was the first time he’d crammed something absentmindedly into his pockets, but it was his engagement ring; or it had been.

Eddie sucked in a deep breath, “I wanted you to have the real deal, so I called Charlie, and I was on the way to the jewellers when I walked right past the guy making these, and I just knew they were perfect because you are like a literal ray of fucking sunshine, Stevie. Waking up in your arms makes it worth waking up, your smile alone is enough to brighten the darkest of days and when I look in your eyes it warms me from the inside out.” 

“I didn’t think I could have this, I was really starting to believe I’d grow old and alone. Chris brought me here to have some fun and get me out of the funk I’d fallen into, but then I met you, and you’re just so…” Eddie trailed off, reaching up to wipe a stray tear from Steve’s cheek.

“Marrying you might just be the best stupid drunken decision I've ever made,” he told Steve affectionately with a wet laugh, “I mean, meeting you and Robin... you're both incredible. And our best friends are quite probably in love, which I had to find out way too much about today,” he chuckled rolling his eyes affectionately, and even though a tear escaped Eddie’s eyes as he did, it still made Steve laugh because thank god it wasn’t just him that had to hear all about it. 

“Everything I get to know about you just makes me fall more and more in love with you, and it's so hard to keep a level head. To not just think fuck it, let’s just jump right off this cliff and see what happens. Not even in a safe way, like let's go home and keep going on dates, but like a let's go home and move in together and be husbands and start a family way, y'know?”

“Because I want all that with you, I look at my future and I see all that with you because from the moment you told us about the RV and your nuggets at the summit, I just wanted to jump up and down and say, “Yes, let's do it! Let’s go home and start all that right now!” And I know this probably feels a bit of a rebound, but it's so not. I promise it’s not, I came here with a cynical heart and the promise of a good time, but this trip and you… You actually helped me see that I'm worth something.” 

“That I’m worthy just as I am, worthy of simple kindnesses and a loving partner, worthy of having someone by my side. By the end, what me and Dan had wasn't even a relationship, it was just two people kidding themselves 'cause we were scared of the consequences of what would happen if we weren't together. And now that's actually happened for Dan, which is why he rocked up this morning acting like, well, like a Carver, but he knew deep down when he did what he did that they'd treat him this way, and maybe I'm a bit of a sadist because I saw him hurting, and I took the time I should've been with you enjoying my holiday to try and remind him that he's worth more than that.” 

“But what I’m trying to say is, you’re the best thing to happen to me in a long time, and I am so fucking in love with you, it’s kinda scaring the bejesus outta me, so will you do me the highest of honours and remain being my husband?” Eddie asked, plucking the sun ring out of the box and holding it out to Steve with shaking fingers.

Steve had tried his hardest to be patient, to let Eddie say what he needed to but the moment he stopped speaking all Steve could think about was kissing him. He pushed Eddie's hair back from his face, cupping his jaw as he leaned in to connect their lips. It wasn't much of a kiss because he couldn't stop smiling long enough and when another tear slipped down Eddie's cheek Steve couldn't stop himself from kissing it away, peppering the rest of his face with kisses. Leaning back to look at the man he was pretty sure he was going to get to spend the rest of his life with and giggling at Eddie's slightly raised eyebrows that said Well?

“Yes! Of course, yes!“ Steve managed tearfully, letting Eddie slide the ring onto his finger and then taking the moon ring out of the box and just before sliding it onto Eddie’s finger, paused, “But, only if we go home and do all that stuff you just said, 'cause I actually kinda sorta mighta been fantasising about it since I made pancakes,” Steve admitted impishly, sliding the ring down his finger to meet his wedding band.

Eddie grinned broadly at his hand, watching as the sapphire glinted in the soft warm light before grinning up at Steve, “Oh, yeah? Care to share?“ he asked, clambering back into his seat but bringing the chair around to the side of the table, so he was sitting as close to Steve as he could possibly get without actually sitting in his lap.

Steve blushed, looked down at his own hand, twisting the ring side to side as an excuse not to look directed at Eddie, “I mean, yeah, like waking up with you in my arms, or in yours. Going for early morning jogs with Chris, coming home and making you breakfast— or brunch, maybe if you're gigging. Going to work with Bobbie and coming home to you and talking about our days. Maybe you could play me whatever song you've been working on, just so I can tell you how amazing you are. Cooking dinner, or getting to take you out to gorgeous places like this before you get too famous to be able to do that any more.”

“Standing on the side of a stage or in the front row, singing along and screaming your name, the way you did the other night. Going home together, wrapping you up in my arms, and letting you know just how incredible I think you are. Falling asleep together and starting the process all over again the next morning, until there's a little you or a little me or a little both of us or a little gremlin child, like Dusty was. And then there'd be all that but also family dinners and trips to the park and all the firsts, all shared with you. And then first days of school with me sobbing on you at the gate, and show and tell, and parents evenings, and productions and recitals and—”

“Thank you,” Eddie said to the waiter as they set the bill down. Steve was kind of grateful for the interruption, as he realised with horror that he was already ten years into the future and on the fast track to planning their retirement. And at the same time, he kind of wished he was still talking because Eddie hadn't said anything, he was just staring at the rings on his finger.

Steve was just about to start backtracking when Eddie finally looked up at him. He was misty-eyed, his bottom lip trembling the more he tried to smile, giving Steve that same look of awe he'd given him when Steve had wanted to wear his vest to the concert, and it was like Steve didn't need him to say he wanted all that too because he could feel it deep in his bones that Eddie thought it sounded perfect.

They stared at one another for a few more minutes, just letting the reality that they'd found each other, that they wanted all that together, that that could be their future, settle between them. It was then that Steve noticed how quiet it was and looked around to see that the restaurant was empty, it had just been them in their little bubble for so long that neither of them had noticed that everyone but a few members of staff had left.

He looked to Eddie who seemed to notice at the same time he had, looking back at each other with guilty smiles that quickly turned into bursts of laughter, both of them folding over in hysterics as they tried and failed to control themselves.

Steve sobered faster than Eddie and snatched up the bill before Eddie had a chance, settling it and adding an extra $20 on top of the tip for their patience. Taking Eddie’s hand before he had time to protest, he dragged him out into the night. Luckily they weren’t too far from the hotel and between their joyful skipping and their mad dashes weaving in and out of the crowds and laughing the whole way, Steve was pretty sure they made it back to the suite in record time.

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Part 11

#apologies again about the grammar and tense changes #i was hoping i'd grow out of it but apparently not 😂 #steddie vegas au #steddie au #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #chrissy cunningham #background buckingham #platonic stobin #platonic hellcheer #steve's pov #aj writes

[kanmom51]

Have you seen this? 👀🤯🐰🐥🥊

I didn't see it before you sent this to me, so thank you!!

It does look like JK's birth time (more or less), but not JM's. JM's time of birth is 11:58, remember this?

So, here's what Jack's clock is showing.

10:36

You see where this is going?

We have 1 and 3+6 (9).

So there we have it:

JK's date of birth:

1/9

And his time of birth:

3:23

Now, as I mentioned, that clock on JK's side, it doesn't look like exactly 3:23. That could be unintentional, as it's supposed to be 3:23 but didn't turn out properly for them. Or it could be purposeful and it's actually 3:21 or 15:21.

1+5+2+1=9 (JK's clock) and 1+3+6=10 (from the second clock) which gets us back to 1.

At the end we get from both clocks JK's birth date:

1/9

Either way, if the numbers are being played here, it's about JK.

#jungkook #JK #JK 3D

[femmefeedist]

gaining ~10% of your body weight in a month is quite a feat 😲

Oh wow when you actually run the numbers you're right 😳 Damn I did gain close to 10% of my body weight in excess fat all in one month 🤯🤯🤯 Can you tell?

#ask #chubby belly girl #weight gain kink #make me fatter #getting fatter

[19180901]

OSHSJSHSJSHSJSHJSNSSH I’M SO HAPPY THERES A NEW NINJAGO BLOGGFGGFFEHEHDHSHSHBD

OKAY OKAY OKAY WHAT IF LLOYD AND KAI (Seperate) GIRLFRIEND IS AN ELEMENTAL MASTER OF LAVA YES I KNOW ITS ALMOST LIKE KAI BUT THIS IS FANFICTION!

LIKE JANAI FROM THE DRAGON PRINCE WHENEVER SHE GETS LIKE REALLY ANGRY AND MY HOMEGIRL GOT SOME ANGER ISSUES HER ENTIRE BODY TURNS INTO LIKE LAVA TYPE OF SKIN AND THEY TRY TO CALM HER DOWN! IF YOU DONT WATCH THE DRAGON PRINCE I RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS

https://youtu.be/mIwidDvNins

JANAI STARTS TO TRANSFORM IN 01:04

OKAY SORRY FOR THE CAPS IM JUST SO EXCITED IM GONNA SHUT UP NOW

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OMGAGAHSHAH IM KICKING MY FEET AND SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW RN IM SO HAPPY I NEVER THOUGHT ID ACTUALLY GET REQUESTS AND LIKES AND SHIT LIKE THAT FROM THESE?? AAAAaaa a

IDK IF I SHOULD DO HCS OR A DRABBLE SO IM JUST GONNA DO HCS!! (SEND ME ANOTHER ASK IF YOU WANTED A DRABBLE, ILL MAKE ANOTHER VERSION !!)

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⤵ YOU'RE SO UPSET WITH ME...

. . 𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐀𝐕 - 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ

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✣ . Kai and Lloyd (separate) x Master of Lava!fem!reader with anger issues !

➟ Lowercase intended.

➟ CW: Mild swearing, use of "princess" once. But overall it's just crack and fluff, and completely safe!

The timeline is up to you.

I didn't know if you were saying Janai had anger issues or the reader did, so I just gave the anger issues to the reader ahhajahahabba

I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF THIS SM

- <3

✣ . . 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐇 .

oh boy, you were angry as fuck. and normally, he'd think he could handle your anger.

haha WRONG

girlie so mad she became lava. literally.

and he was scared. so, very, extremely scared.

you looked like you were about to wreck the whole monastery down😭

BUT kai being kai like the (adorable) dumbass he is, he thought that, as the elemental master of fire, naturally he'd be lava-proof.

lol wrong again woopsies💔

he tried to hold your hand to calm you down a bit but instantly regretted.

but once he saw you slightly calming down and lightly giggling at his absolute suffering, he had an idea.

he walked towards you to excute his stupid idea (which was doing tomfool-fucking-ries and other dumb stuff in your face to cheer you up;; which would have made you angrier), he tripped on the electro chicken thing and fell face-first on the floor.

he turned around onto his back, pain written all over his face, and groaned.

okay. well that was a fail.

but maybe not?!?@?@🤯🤯

still on the floor, he saw you, also on the floor, laughing your fucking ass off. he was about to pull out some sassy remark out of his ass when he saw that you were becoming like the usual again!

you were brushing your tears off, about to throw him some mocking comment when your breath was fucking squeezed out of your body because the mf you call your boyfriend jumped on you like some kid who met their dad again after 6 years.

"OH thank the first spinjitzu master you're not lava and angry anymore. pls don't do that again i'm sorry😞."

you couldn't do anything but just pat his head and accept his apology.

conclusion, angry y/n: -12/10 would not recommend.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ✣

✣ . . 𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃 𝐌. 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍 .

holy shit?? you were lava??@?

this dude had no fucking clue on what to do, or what was going on.

he is the definition of the standing emoji (🧍)

it's not that he doesn't wanna help you or anything, my boy just has no experience on the "how to calm down angry girlfriend that turns into lava without dooming yourself" field ykyk 😞

at first he thought about pouring a bucket of water on you.

but he got scared you'd turn into stone or obsidian or smth and he'd lose you forever💀

so no pouring water on lava s/o.

so instead, he did what he thought was the most reasonable and logical thing to do.

he (very carefully) sat you down on the couch (or bed, idk) and let you rant/vent about whatever or whoever made you so furious you pretty much changed the composition of your skin cells and unlocked some kind of new power or something.

you ranted and ranted, and he did nothing but listen to you ever so attentively.

once you were done, he comforted you the best he could.

"it'll be alright, you are so much better than them anyway."

"their opinion on you does not matter if it's negative "

"you're so beautiful, no one can rivalize with your beauty, princess."

"i love you so so much. <3"

"do you, by complete hazard and coincidence, have their address? i'm just gonna... pay them a nice little visit. 😇"

you love him so ofc you give it to him ha😊😊

anyway he goes to get your favorite food and once he comes back with it, you're happy again👍

he's so proud of himself for that it's so cute

and after that you both live together happily ever after and have as many kids as you want whenever you want.

the end😋

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⤴ ...BUT I'M SO OBSESSED WITH YOU!

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