#all men are equal

[knockyasocksoff2022]

Random Kunikida Thought

What if before he was under the influence of All Men Are Equal anything Kunikida wrote appeared in real life.

So if he wrote something on a large piece of paper then he could summon large objects or if the size was unspecified, (like a ball can be any size) it would be the dimensions of the paper or surface he wrote on, say like a chalkboard. 

Imagine baby Kuni learning how to write and stuff just keeps materialising out of nowhere and using his ability so much is draining him alot. It took him longer than average to learn to write because of this. 

His parents were panicking TM. Kunikida was put in homeschool after an incident where he materialised a bird and it started attacking the teacher who had struck it with a broom and ended up killing it, and this freaked his classmates out. 

From then on he always had to be very careful about the kanji he used and not to materialise a cat instead of a bat. (I don't know Japanese so I don't know which words can be easily confused with each other) 

Then they figured out that if he misspelt something it wouldn't materialise so he was just having to misspell something by one letter or leave out characters if he couldn't risk changing the spelling.

Then as he got older he got a computer and it was the best day of life because he could now type out all his notes and join regular school.

That's why he became a maths teacher because he could write equations and numbers anywhere and they wouldn't materialise anything.

(Imagine during this time he has a fricking google doc of his ideals, in Times New Roman, 12 point font)

When he needed to leave notes about Homework or Upcoming tests he'd print out a paper with the words and tape it to the door, or he'd type the words and project them onto the chalk board with the projector.

But you know how teachers always have those big posters. You can't just type them out because there aren't many printers big enough for that size paper. One time Kunikida was making one of those about squaring and cubing things and several cubes the size of the giant poster paper appeared and he couldn't get them out of the door because they were just barely too wide too fit through the door so he was stuck using an ax from the janitor's closet to cut them up. 

And by this time Kunikida was PISSED at his ability so he was taking it OUT on these blocks and decimating them! The kids who were serving lunchtime detention in his class (for not tucking in their shirts) were really scared. The principal walked in to see what the noise was about and then fired him.

Fukuzawa heard about this and scooped him up into the ADA.

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd kunikida doppo #bsd kunikida #doppo kunikida #kunikida doppo #the matchless poet #all men are equal

[lovelastart]

Fukuran Week 2023 Day 7: Birthday.

The Fukus love Ranpo but the original Fukuzawa says "He's my Ranpo go get your own!!"

But they only want to say happy birthday to their dearest detective...in their own ways lol. They have to get in line but they want to be the first.

@fukuranweek

#fukuran #fukufukuranfuku #fukuran week #day 7 #birthday #it can be dubcon too lol based on your imaginations #bungou stray dogs #bsd fukuzawa yukichi #bsd edogawa ranpo #bsd fukuchi ouchi #all men are equal #my treasure #happy birthday ranpo

[creativelyabsentminded]

I wonder if Chuuya joined the agency if he would be able to control corruption and stop it on his own. Like what would "All men are equal" do to his ability?

Either that or it would do absolutely nothing like with Osamu.

#bsd #bsd headcanons #bsd chuuya #bsd osamu #chuuya #osamu #all men are equal #armed detective agency #ada

[lobotomizedlady]

divorced men are genuinely the most bitter, pathetic, delusional, misogynistic, disgusting "people" on the face of the earth. I hope his ex wife took everything

#this is literally the average post on that sub #also why do men think theyre the only people who fucking work #his wife probably worked equal hours AND did all the housework #LX3 op

[originalartblog]

concept: ADA!Chuuya, but All Men Are Equal gave him total control of his ability by stabilizing it and getting rid of his permanent singularity, so he reverted to his original power: enhancing others' abilities.

Bonus:

#for my jokes to work this ability needs to either be always active (like no longer human HA) #or for chuuya to not have full control over it (doesn't really follow all men are equal) #i also think there's a 50/50 chance fukuzawa's ability is made up but that won't stop me from playing in this sandbox #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #ada!chuuya #ada!skk #armed detective agency #bsd dazai #skk #soukoku #bsd atsushi #bsd yosano #(looks at my collection of ada!chuuya: this bad boy can fit so many aus in him) #SPOILERS OOPS #bsd stormbringer spoilers #bsd storm bringer spoilers #nawy's comics #i have an alternate (less joke-y) vision for how chuuya would take it but it got angsty real quick and i didn't know how to end it #it might appear one day #we'll see #it liked the first part so i might use it on its own anyway #i mean kind of it's still unsure in the end

[forcedhesitation]

huge ew at all the people who erase the bisexuality of the bg3 companions. they aren't "playersexual," they aren't "gay coded" or "lesbian coded," there are MANY instances of them expressing romantic and/or sexual interest in other characters of varying genders. and not just your tav. it's not a suggestion, it's part of who they are no matter who your tav is.

#bg3 #thoughts about media #you can obviously see certain companions have a preference #which is a normal thing for any bisexual to have! #and it's equally as normal for a bisexual to have no preference! #but astarion clearly favouring men doesn't make him gay #karlach having flirtatious interactions with shadowheart doesn't make her a lesbian #gale being terribly hung up on his ex girlfriend doesn't make him straight #bisexual means a whole array of different expressions of attraction to all genders #it doesn't just mean whatever halsin has going on lmao #and that's not to say i'm against companions in games like these being gay/lesbian/straight #but that's NOT what bg3 did

[sugarcarnation]

love love love how similar these two panels are. makes me insane

#putting my ramblings in the tags because that’s the only way i know how to write something semi cohesive #but!! im obsessed with the way the arrangement is almost the same #both shirase and dazai in the middle. behind them the people they’re leading #but shirase (the one chuuya should’ve been able to trust) is pointing a gun at him #and not only shirase all the sheep are holding weapons #plus all the faceless GSS men staring chuuya down as well #and then you have dazai and the port mafia #same arrangement but they’re not holding any weapons #despite the way they should be his enemies they’re not posing any immediate threat #also!! something i just thought about but i do believe there’s something to be said about how dazai is also looking down on chuuya #he is the one holding the power right now #but he is not standing and instead crouching down #if he wasn’t on an elevated position (which is arguably his position in the mafia) he would be on the same level as chuuya #but he is offering chuuya to get on the same level as him by joining the mafia!!! #finally giving him the chance to be somewhere people will treat him as an equal #and of course eventually becoming dazais partner and true equal #man. head in hands media analysis is my passion. or something like that #bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd fifteen #bsd fifteen spoilers #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #soukoku

[degenerateshinji]

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ok cool but what if the armed detective agency did rainbow capitalism tho

#they put these all over the city btw #bungou stray dogs #bsd #pride month #queer #atsushi nakajima #doppo kunikida #osamu dazai #edogawa ranpo #bsd fanart #fanart #my art #armed detective agency #ada #bsd ada #the idea just came to me the second i thought of “all men are equal” mb #they earned exactly 6 yen off of this campaign #aka dazai and ranpo did a shake down on atsushi after he read their poster except atsushi is broke #oh im going to be posting so much queer shit this month you don't even want to know its gonna be gayer than usual

[wuntrum]

honestly sooo crazy to me that people will make sex-focused movies (especially the nc-17 ones) and yet we don't get to see penis? at all? not even a little bit? need equality in my movie nudity...cmon now...

#personal #like if they can show penis in r rated movies. Surely you can find a way #thinking abt crash and showgirls specifically rn. like showgirls yeah. i get it #its soooo not about the men. and all about women as like objects #but crash? not gonna make a scarred cock prosthetic and show me? cmon now... #and dont even get me started on ass equality...like if you cant even show a guys ass #in your film but theres full frontal nudity elsewhere. you need to pick up the slack!

[lovelastart]

Three different Fukuzawas, opposing each other, end up syncing because they all love the same person.

Day 8: multiple personalities

#fukuran #bungou stray dogs #bsd edogawa ranpo #bsd fukuzawa yukichi #fukuzawas personalities #his bloodlust #all men are equal #darkzawa week 2024 #my treasure

[yesandpeeps]

Picture that makes you go hmmm

Imperium: (noun) absolute power.

Has he bit off more than he can chew?

#yesandpeeps #ghost #ghost band #the band ghost #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv #we all know the picture I’m referencing right #love giving old men sad wet dog eyes #eye in this case #idk feel equally silly writing dumb captions and serious captions lmk if either of these add any impact 🧎🧎

[skunkes]

#i did really bad at [_] today so i needed to draw beautiful men to comfort me #a doodley #this cant be the same hand that drew a shitty [_] not even 2 hrs ago. god. what is the point if the skill isnt equal across the board...! #ON A POSITIVE NOTE #ive figured it out...i was experimenting with fitting talon into a mold and i kept going no forehead all chin #but Al is already no forehead all chin...so talon should be more forehead.... #i feel Wah bc i think Fivehead Weird Old Guy is common what with the receding hairlines and all...but idk. feels right

[bertoyana]

this fuckass shot in x-men 97 is SO funny to me LMAOOO

charles is telling and SHOWING erik that there are people who are struggling with the same grief and pain he's struggling. and he shows him rogue and ERIK'S CHILDREN!! and the only person he focus on is ROGUE

he doesn't even ACKNOWLEDGE pietro, wanda and lorna😭😭 it'd be funny if it wasn't also so tragic. he's never beating the world's second-worst father allegations i fear (the first one is charles)

#erik: yes i love all my children equally! the new mutants <3333 and anya <333 and... #[stares at smudged tint on his hand] ...lorna? ...welly? and... that one kid with white hair ig #xmen #x men 97 #erik lehnsherr #spoilers #x men 97 spoilers

[tuulikki]

Was anyone going to tell me that Engels really hated the Irish or was I supposed to find that out for myself???

These are some really impressive anti-immigrant talking points:

The southern facile character of the Irishman, his crudity, which places him but little above the savage, his contempt for all humane enjoyments, in which his very crudeness makes him incapable of sharing, his filth and poverty, all favour drunkenness.

With such a competitor the English working-man has to struggle, with a competitor upon the lowest plane possible in a civilised country, who for this very reason requires less wages than any other. Nothing else is therefore possible than that, as Carlyle says, the wages of English working-man should be forced down further and further in every branch in which the Irish compete with him. And these branches are many. All such as demand little or no skill are open to the Irish. For work which requires long training or regular, pertinacious application, the dissolute, unsteady, drunken Irishman is on too low a plane. To become a mechanic, a mill-hand, he would have to adopt the English civilisation, the English customs, become, in the main, an Englishman. But for all simple, less exact work, wherever it is a question more of strength than skill, the Irishman is as good as the Englishman. Such occupations are therefore especially overcrowded with Irishmen: hand-weavers, bricklayers, porters, jobbers, and such workers, count hordes of Irishmen among their number, and the pressure of this race has done much to depress wages and lower the working-class. And even if the Irish, who have forced their way into other occupations, should become more civilised, enough of the old habits would cling to them to have a strong, degrading influence upon their English companions in toil, especially in view of the general effect of being surrounded by the Irish. For when, in almost every great city, a fifth or a quarter of the workers are Irish, or children of Irish parents, who have grown up among Irish filth, no one can wonder if the life, habits, intelligence, moral status -- in short, the whole character of the working-class assimilates a great part of the Irish characteristics. On the contrary, it is easy to understand how the degrading position of the English workers, engendered by our modern history, and its immediate consequences, has been still more degraded by the presence of Irish competition.

—Condition of the Working Class in England, 1845

Dirty, stupid immigrants stealing jobs? Revolutionary take

#nobody in the past is perfect but I feel like this at least deserves some fucking discussion #no thinker is free from the biases of their time #but wowza this is up there pretty high in the ‘all men are created equal’ from Thomas Jefferson for me #friedrich engels #marxism #ireland #uk history #xenophobia #racism #immigrants #immigrant rights

[bunnyboilewd]

I dunno, maybe everyone on here saying how much they hate men even in little funny Tumblr speak might be damaging for all the trans men trying to escape reality on the "we love gays" site.

Like I'll be scrolling and see so many m/m ships and in the same scroll see "imagine men, ew." "At least I don't like men."

I know it's hehe funny site, but maybe we could also love men and not cringe at their mere existence.

Trans men, cis men, and masc identifying I love you, I support you and I hope you are loved by those around you.

#men #being male isnt a sin #why dont we love men when they arent our gay blorbos #i try so hard to follow people who are supposedly for equal rights but its starting to look like misandry runs rampant here #this isnt to say men can be without faults but just being male isnt a bad thing #hate speech is fucked up when its about literally just a person existing #I'm just so tired of it all

[inezs-believable-stories]

yk how people say there’s a bit of you in every character you make??

i need to know which character nora put the most of herself into

#all are equally concerning in different ways #nora sakavic #all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg #the raven king #the kings men #neil josten #aaron minyard #kevin day #andrew minyard #the sunshine court