#among us puns

[camouflaged-target]

It isn't n⊙rmal t⊙ feel a stirring in y⊙ur bl⊙⊙d-pusher after talking t⊙ s⊙me⊙ne ⊙nline is it?

█ think █ have c⊙me d⊙wn with s⊙mething. Maybe █ sh⊙uld lie d⊙wn. █ am feeling rather. . . <Pale>

#grumblr #The pun was intenti⊙nal and serves a d⊙uble meaning ⊙f ██ b⊙th feeling ill as well as having a sudden rush ⊙f unf⊙unded pale feelings. #ooc: babies first pale-crush and its on the among us joke troll #Medicull

[the-punforgiven]

God I think one of my favourite experiences from my first playthrough of Elden Ring was when I was fighting one of the dragons, I saw it immediately fly up and flap its wings twice to telegraph its fire attack and I, who can and reliably has solo'd Darkeater Midir for anyone who's asked just had my first moment of

#somehow didn't realize the knight dudes used the Lothric Knight moveset until way later than I'd like to admit lmao #Pun's text Posts #Elden Ring #Darkeater Midir #tbh when Let Me Solo Her became a big thing among Elden Ring fans I was kinda sad I never thought to do something similar for Midir lmao #just kinda thought ''Damn. that would have been really cool'' #but also ''Holy shit. fucking legend.'' because Malenia is a WHOLE different ballpark lmao

[sus-amogus-bot]

#2023-09-14 #sus amogus bot #amogus #among us #a moo goose #cow #cows #cattle #goose #geese #gander #ms paint #doodle #196 #sus #shitpost #meme #silly #pun #tag spam #uwu #nya #:3 #dead meme #dead memes #murdered memes #meme burger #i made burger from the meme #borga #🍔

[titleknown]

Very Stupid Idea: Among Us map set in a trippy gaudily-colored 70s-type ballet academy. Call it SUSpiria.

#suspiria #among us #sus #puns #silly #i had to

[fr3nchtoastcrunch]

Why doesn't Elvis play Among Us?

Because he's fucking dead

Because he can't go on with suspicious minds.

#elvis presley #terrible puns #funny #among us #bad puns #puns #jokes' #bad jokes #the impostor is the devil in disguise #he would always play as blue because nobody steps on his blue suede shoes #i cant think of any more elvis puns #rip

[the-one-and-only-vic-lociraptor]

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for

#among us #amogus #elf on the shelf #memes #behold my sins #puns

[coldflasher]

so idk if i mentioned this but i got really into gardening this year. i've wanted to grow my own vegetables ever since i was a kid and now i have a garden i can actually do it. so i went all out. i grew tomatoes and strawberries and courgettes and peppers (they didn't go so well, wrong climate) and i spent weeks digging up the bamboo that the former owners planted (top tip: NEVER PLANT FUCKING BAMBOO, IT'S THE DEVIL'S PLANT) so i would have more room to grow things and it was SO FUN going out and picking my own food straight out of the garden, being like 'hmm i kinda feel like lettuce' and then just. going and grabbing some from the garden. AMAZING!!!

anyways then i went on holiday for two weeks and my family did not really take care of my garden while i was gone (fair, not their job) and the wind trashed my plants so i kinda lost enthusiasm cos it was all wrecked, and then all my tomatoes got a disease due to irregular watering because i couldn't be bothered going out there to water them every night, and THEN it was winter. so i lost interest and now i only go out into the garden to put potato peelings in the compost bin

and i was sat here like damn, i really hope that gardening wasn't just a short-lived obsession because it's easily one of the coolest hobbies i've had and also gets me away from the Horrors, aka, screens and the internet, and also let's be real, i spent way too much money on compost and plant pots, so it'd really suck if i never do that again, especially because everyone says the first year you grow your own food it's not really helpful financially cos all the supplies cost so much, it's only when you've been doing it for a year or two and figure shit out and don't have to start from scratch that it starts saving you money. so like. it would be nice to actually reap some financial benefits of what was a very expensive hobby lmao. (i bought OVER TWO HUNDRED LITRES OF COMPOST. IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S REALLY NOT, ESPECIALLY WHEN MOST OF YOUR GARDEN IS PATIO SO YOU HAVE TO GROW EVERYTHING IN CONTAINERS)

ANYWAY tl;dr the switch flipped in my brain again and i spent an hour today looking up different kinds of runner bean. there's a variety called firestorm, so obviously i'm gonna have to try and grow that. and i'm mentally planning out everything i'm gonna grow and now i'm chewing on the bars of my enclosure cos i can't start growing anything until april >:( boooooo

#i also really wanna grow different kinds of tomato #i had 8 cherry tomato plants this summer and it was GREAT. i never had to buy tomatoes. which was useful cos i eat a lot of them #but i wanna branch out (pun absolutely intended) and grow some of the cool-looking ones #i found some black ones. emo tomatoes!! i wanna grow them so bad!! #and i wanna see if my strawberries are more productive this year cos apparently they don't do much in their first year #i'm excited to try beans cos i've not tried those yet. and hopefully my peppers will do better this year... #and i'm also gonna try companion planting and weave some flowers in among it all for the pollinators!! I'M SO HYPED #i'm also gonna try and grow some more fruit this year cos that shit is EXPENSIVE #i'm not gonna do that from seed though. i'm gonna buy a couple of fruit trees. you can get raspberry bushes that are designed to grow in #pots. same with blueberries. my friend is gonna get me a blueberry bush for christmas!! so i just need to get the compost. they need acidic #soil. GAHHHH I CAN'T WAIT #pls brain. don't let this obsession die by the time i can actually get out there and grow things

[hawkeykirsah]

Puns and art by my daughter

#among us #amug us #puns #fan art #i laughed out loud when she showed me this #good one kiddo

[sunset-moth]

thought: open source among us titled "open secrets"

#puns #among us

[miseriathome]

amogus-shaped mac n cheese, call that impasta with sus

#shitpost #puns #food mention #among us

[hobohobgoblim]

#samshed #shedlife #goblincore #forestcore #goblim #goblin #crowcore #goblin aesthetic #cottagecore #mosscore #feralpunk #mushroom #fungus among us #puns

[atrium-hq]

i come back to riptide after binging prime defenders for 2 days and im immediately thrown into The among us party.

#(thrilled btw) #genuinely can’t believe the title to this episode isnt an among us pun #okay i checked the description there’s one there #just had a feeling #jrwi riptide #ep66 #lb #<- take the lb tag lightly imw fallin asleep in my chair #<- old #old person #im fightjng it tho im fighting it its only 2 imw fine #i have to watch the among us episode

[whirlwiinded]

Tis the season of giving, and everyone's favorite alca-ho-ho-holic is here to deliver spiked eggnog.

#🍏ic #🍏open starter #Was watching the Genshin VA among us stream from Erika's perspective #And I needed an excuse to use this pun somewhere

[lemaistrechat]

#vintage toys #fashion dolls #susy #among us #visual puns

[starlightshoe]

lord help me i don't complain on tumblr as much as i used to nor do i want to because it don't help but this is inescapable. videos games put above human lives on the daily billions of fucked up gamers jesus h christ it's not worth it

#e3 #even in a amazing streaming group (don't give a damn rn specifically rtvs e3 chats) beg for originality and then #if theres even one bad pun they want some PR saps to die among(us) other really weird too personal insults #and can't even defend it behind the corporation excuse because it's funny when toddy howard kojima or THE ROCK says words #midsize studio taking the piss out of big corporate in a kinda cringe way? let's torture these people on stage@ #and fucking weird when it happens to poc and all these little white teens clutch their peepys goint SHUT UP at a black host whose #getting called 6 million slurs per minute by gamers across the us of a. while the streamers are so normal about it #tbclear not at all about streamer reactions those are always fine. some chat just doesn't know an untumblrized way to express dislike #also spurned from pc gaming cause this one was just fucking ridiculous #had to leave after 5 minutes because i am a pussy coward but also because it's actually kinda fucked up

[the-punforgiven]

Man lowkey I'm kinda sad I missed my chance to play Among Us while it was popular

#furthest I ever got was a couple different discords being like 'yall you wanna play among us?' 'sure!' and then thats it #I know the trend is over and its probably cringe now or whatever but idk it looked fun #Pun's text Posts