#and I’m in love with him

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

#nimona 2023 #Nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #im dedicated to destroying Ambrosius cool guy image #that man is a dork #a feral fucking loser #and I’m in love with him #when they were tricking the director Bal records it all #you can here him rewinding the video #which means he has a video of Nimona disguised as Ambrosius getting stabbed #and you think she wouldn’t use that as a meme? #you’re joking #someone take this movie away from me #they've invaded every part of my life #I cant even listen to music #I was listening to Hozier's new album and thought wow this is like Bal and Ambrosius #I just know Ambrosius was the sick kid growing up #I could write so much angst about that #I might do that next

[rickswh0r3]

meow

#yes im also a norman girly #and i’m in love with him #BUT LOOK ZT HIM #PLEASE #norman reedus #daryl dixon #daryl dixon x female reader #daryl dixon fanfiction #daryl dixon smut #daryl dixon x y/n #daryl dixon x reader #norman reedus smut #the walking dead

[cowboycyns]

been kinda obsessed with Dad ™️ John sooooo have messy doodles 🥸

#and I’m in love with him #also these are messy bc I was tired of coloring them #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #john marston #arthur morgan #rdr2 fanart #red dead redemption #rdr #rdr2 john #rdr1 #rdr john #rdr1 john #cyni doodles #arthur morgan rdr2 #john marston rdr2

[jazzandpizazz]

I’m gonna be completely honest with you guys

This outfit is the SOLE reason I watched Knives Out and am now watching Glass Onion

#the only reason #I had no idea who this was but I just had to know #and now I do #and I’m in love with him #I can wait to continue watching glass onion #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #daniel craig #expect me to be posting a lot of him in the near future #including art hopefully #first new blorbo of the year #gay detective

[mermaidlighthouse]

The complete lack of self awareness in Stede’s “a lot of your friends are troubled aren’t they?” while Buttons is literally chanting and burning sage to facilitate turning into a fuckin bird is a level of Himbo few will ever even glimpse but all should aspire to

Stede, muffin, sugar bear, dew drop…..your entire crew is off the walls bonkers but yeah sure Ed’s pirate friends are “troubled” 🫤

#he couldn’t catch a hint of it smacked him the ass with a sword #and i’m in love with him #this man has my whole heart #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed x stede #edward teach #ed teach #blackbeard #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd buttons

[otrtbs]

i would give willem dafoe the sloppiest toppy ever if given the chance i’m not even kidding

#this is 3am posting in the middle of the afternoon but idc #it’s 3 am somewhere #and i’m in love with him

[anccaku]

My baby! I love his eyes. 🤍🩵

I don’t think I’m gonna ink this one. Just a cute Mahito sketch. ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

#my art #mahito #mahito fanart #mahito jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen fanart #my bby #my silly #all i wanna do is draw him #HE IS SO PRETTY #and i’m in love with him

[gormlessboy]

leyendecker study with eizen

#i may colour this as a study but just trying to emulate his line work rn #and i’m in love with him #eizen #tales of berseria #tob #my art

[msculper]

the thing about chris stevens is he just constantly pours love and affection on the people around him

#northern exposure #don’t know if this is john corbett or the writers #but this man is never not holding someone’s hand or calling someone darling or doing the most unselfish act of service #and i’m in love with him

[not-rome]

he is so beautiful oh my god

#oh my g o d #look at him #just look at him #he’s beautiful and pretty #and i’m in love with him #(i know he’s evil here but he’s so aaaa) #bbc merlin #lancelot

[undrthelights]

please…. i’m suffering he-

this picture are you joking….. his side profile??? this man is gorgeous

HES SO CUTE PLEASE SKDBJFBF

he can’t keep getting away with this….

#sorry going feral pls ignore me #letting the intrusive thoughts win #my brain rot is SO bad this is never gonna end #and i’m in love with him #pedro pascal

[rhvpsodos-fr]

Yall I’m so close. I’m SO close to a plan here

please help me decide on a plan for this boyo

#for the people watching at home he’s my first ever G1 double #and i’m in love with him #fr dressing room #fr dragon dressup #flight rising #wildclaw #flight rising dragons #flight rising notn #chattering

[witchofinterest]

ben hargreeves is like jiminy cricket if jiminy cricket was a bitch.

#and i’m in love with him #ben hargreeves #the umbrella academy #umbrella ben btw

[mo-mode]

Grover: Oh, you like war? Me too! My favorite part is *commits psychological warfare*

#love him #best part of the episode #also when Percy said it’s okay but I’m still crying over that #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #grover underwood #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[greykolla-art]

Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

#grey art #hazbin hotel comic #hazbin hotel #comic #radiorose #hazbin rosie #Rosie #alastor #yay gothic pastels! #love and light to all the people who like doing enemies to lovers with lucifer and al but… #I personally think he responds better when you’re genuinely nice to him 😅 #I don’t know I’m not here to fight anyone #you want soft comics or not? #*kisses you softly on the forehead*💕 #queer platonic relationship