#and have no glass to stand on

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

If Frank gets annoyed hearing the different pronunciation of caramel

Than he's gonna love hearing how some folks will pronounce Worcestershire sauce

yeah...

#so imagine my surprise when researching for this ask #that ive been saying it wrong the whole time #WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS WUSS-TERR-SHERR HUH????? #i mean it tracks. im american and worchestershire is like... british i think?? #shits weird over there... if youre reading this and youre british dw im well aware we americans are fucking bonkers #and have no glass to stand on #wait fuck whats the phrase? no grass to stand on? no ice? uh #no... ground? WHO CARES YOU UNDERSTAND #anyhow i say it how it looks. wor-ches-ter-shire #which is Wrong. apparently. what the hell guys #rambles from the bog #scribble salad #welcome home

[kingofattolia]

Honestly I cannot overstate how much seeing Hayden as TCW Anakin changed EVERYTHING. Matt Lanter's Anakin is a frat dude. He wears a backwards baseball hat and says vaguely offensive things without realizing, while being a fundamentally chill and outgoing guy at heart. Hayden's Anakin is... not that. His voice. His expressions. His physical presence. It's off somehow. It's just left of normal. It's completely unremarkable and yet deeply uncanny for reasons you can't quite describe. TCW Anakin was always a flatter, blander portrayal, but I don't think I realized until now what exactly was missing: the serial killer energy. The inarticulable conviction that SOMETHING unhinged is going on behind those eyes.

#also the difference between TCW anakin's charm and ROTS anakin's charm #tcw: outgoing. does finger guns. nonplussed socially sometimes but still confident. able to be charming #rots: competent. exuberant. frothing with rage. so shy and awkward he fully cant function. insecure. an entire tank yet fragile as glass #charming only because hes both SO COMPETENT and also so categorically unable to purposefully be charming #ITS SO DIFFERENT. WILDLY DIFFERENT. I DID NOT REALIZE HOW DIFFERENT IT WOULD BE #im so glad i got to see this honestly #im going to be reimagining tcw episodes with this version of anakin in them as my bedtime story from now on #i hate to be a broken record but KAREN MILLER CAPTURES THIS #star wars #grace for ts #anakin #ahsoka show #truly truly truly truly truly transformative for me as a person to have seen this #tcw anakin comes into the room loudly quipping and complaining #rots anakin stands there quietly until he smiles and you realize his teeth are covered in blood

[astrobei]

will byers is:

a sweater thief ✅

clingy ✅

a morning person ❌

#one day i will be able to draw mike wheeler in glasses and not have him look like richie tozier #that day is not today but it’ll happen eventually #anyways this doesn’t Exactly convey the feeling i was going for but #at least it made it out of the procreate graveyard #one day i will also draw something tht isn’t one of them sleeping on the other #again. today is not that day #will is a lil sleepyhead it’s true he told me himself #i think he would just come up behind mike and absolutely shove his face into mike’s neck and just stand there #mike: are u literally asleep already #will: ….. #(no response) #(bc he’s asleep) #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #/astro draws #don’t look too hard at this pls n thank u #i gave up on shading halfway through i simply didn’t have it in me to Care anymore

[wildflowercryptid]

it's all fun and games until your goofy ass kinnie jokes actually start to bring some interesting similarities to light.

#inspired by real events i realized this in the middle of the night and i stg i could hear the glass shattering in my mind #i will admit that i haven't watched eva so everything i know about kawoshin is via fandom osmosis and their more iconic moments #the ''maybe i was born to meet you'' scene stands out a lot to me & i'm so close to redrawing it w/ kieflo #the fucking blurb about kaworu's relationship w/ shinji on the nge wikia is making me want to gnaw on my desk tho #''kaworu represents an idealized figure to shinji'' GEE I WONDER WHO THAT SOUNDS LIKE HMM #listen florian's not doing much better with basically having homura & laios on his kinnie list #i really need to watch eva at some point... i'm gonna have to look up some trigger warnings bc i know it gets rough #( i'm moreso worried about how gore heavy it could be tho ) #pokemon #pkmn scarvio #neon genesis evangelion #kawoshin #chara : florian russel cavallari #chara : kieran hinoki #tealmaskshipping #🎨 : mj draws #i'm not doing extensive tagging since this is mostly a shitpost

[sesamenom]

Festival of the Trees in Rivendell (very much outdated) vs Festival of We Got Another Wine Shipment in Mirkwood (invented three hours ago)

somewhat inspired by this post by @elvinye

#silm #silmarillion #elrond #thranduil #the gems on elronds outfit are inherited from the massive treasury finrod and turgon lugged across the Ice #the glass fruit of laurelin/flower of telperion lantern was brought back by glorfindel when he was reembodied #and the harp is fingon's #rivendell has All the Holidays including the ones that. don't really make sense anymore #in name of preserving history #so they still celebrate the Awakening despite not having access to cuivienen on account of it being somewhere past mordor #they celebrate the festival of hte trees with the Tree Lantern and the sun & moon #someone also has an idea for the festival of the valar despite not being able to go to taniquetil to pray to the valar #so instead lindir makes elrond stand on a hill and declares him a proxy of the valar by virtue of ainur blood #despite his protests that it doesn't work like that

[batarangsoundsdumb]

i actually think that batman has prescription lenses in his cowl that slide down at the push of a button whenever he has to read ransom notes

#random cop: the kidnapper must have left this #comissioner gordon: let me just put on my reading glasses #batman: *ominously pushes button* #they are two old men #there's always a 9 second delay where bruce has to stand perfectly still so he doesn't mess with the mechanism that slides the lenses down #you would think considering the COW LETTERS those ransom notes are written in that batman would be able to read them no problem #but YOURE WRONG #i think damian would have like a +1.2 prescription and therefore neglects wearing any glasses ever #he's like 'i dont even NEED glasses' *forced to sit in the front of the class because he cant read the board* #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dcu #dc comics

[gaytobymeres]

Benoit Blanc's similarities to other fictional detectives

Specifically Holmes, Poirot and Columbo because I'm most familiar with them and saw many of their characteristics in Blanc.

Impeccable clothes - Poirot

Cigar - Columbo

Post-case slump - Holmes

Eccentric - Holmes, Poirot, Columbo

Detection as a means of helping people, not just for the sake of solving crimes - Holmes (and Poirot and Columbo to a slightly lesser extent)

Fun name – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot

Referred to by surname (almost) all of the time, even by close friends/partners – Columbo, Holmes, Poirot

Kindness to and deep respect for vulnerable women – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot

Said to be the best detective in the world – Holmes, Poirot

Fun American accent – Columbo

Hates rich people who abuse their financial influence – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot

Polite – Columbo (of course Holmes and Poirot can also be very polite but I don't feel like it's a defining characteristic for them the way it is for Columbo)

Rude to mean rich people in a way that is so polite the horrible rich people don’t realise they’re being made fun of/talked to rudely – Holmes, Poirot

Politeness and diplomacy that is often pushed too far and they explode into explicit anger – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot

Drama in resolution – all three to varying degrees, but especially Poirot

Understated and affable – Columbo

Involved in self-contained stories – Columbo, Poirot, Holmes (though a couple of Holmes stories do link closely to previous stories)

Uses the word 'afoot' – Holmes

Gay – Holmes, Poirot (I'll let you decide if this applies to Columbo)

#feel free to add to this or debate it (but kindly) #sherlock holmes #hercule poirot #benoit blanc #columbo #knives out #glass onion #acd sherlock holmes #obviously many of these were intentional and the films have a definite poirot vibe #like benoit blanc is a homage to other detectives but still fresh - i like that he is not the most central character for example #hes an homage to older detective fiction but the films bring a different perspective #i could maybe make this into a venn diagram but for ease it is a list #holmes doesnt necessarily help women get their revenge but he also doesnt stand in their way #like with kitty winter and then the women who shot CAM #actually im not too familiar with kitty winter's story so dont quote me on it but im pretty sure she fits the point im making #left out some obvious ones like 'consults with police' bc that's boring imo

[underwittingly]

to the throat

#drarry #my art #harry potter #draco malfoy #man ive no context for this art #i just think there is something inherently homoerotic about putting a weapon to ones throat #like why are you standing so close? thats crazy do you want to fuck me or something #ok i feel like i need to revamp my draco design #i keep on forgetting harrys glasses... oh #man you have no idea how much i want to be in harry's position right now like i wanna caress draco's cheek gently and stroke his hair #and sing him a lullaby #welcome to episode 24749199 of me being in love with draco lucius malfoy #u can tell there's a favourite right #harry's outfit never changes #WAIT HARRY IS LEFT HANDED... ok whatever idc him #next time i will draw middle part draco (real)

[thenotcanadian]

I’ve seen several people commenting on how Benoit Blanc’s husband/boyfriend/partner/Hugh Grant is baking a cake when we see him and what I need people to understand is that that man is holding a sourdough starter, and these are early pandemic days.

He’s baking bread, presumably sourdough. Not baking a cake.

#i can't stand it okay #it's obvious that he is making bread not cake #the damn movie starts with people going stir crazy and the craze was not cake it was BREAD! #i have no idea why I'm so annoyed by this lol #some of you would be unable to solve a mystery and that's okay #knives out #glass onion #glass onion: a knives out mystery #movie commentary #pandemic chic #benoit blanc

[lunarharp]

when an obsessed orufrey person plays ace attorney for the first time in a while

#witch hat tag #orufrey #you know those times when the defendant is still in shambles at the end of a case because it was not a clear-cut thing #but you get to present one Special Sentimental piece of evidence that proves not all is lost #qifrey's breakdown would be like... he turns up calm and pleasant like dahlia kristoph gant etc but very quickly: #well first he's hiding his scar so you have to use the bracelet and also you find out about the seal on his hat using that. #eventually he is throwing water that comes out of nowhere like that coffee prosecutor guy. and his cape starts billowing #the more he breaks down his neck thingies start coming undone btw. To represent his descent into guilt and his LIES becoming undone. #course as the player i have already used my magatama and seen his 35894 psychelocks. but theyre those BLACK psychelocks #representing his repressed memories taken by the brimhats. also his glasses shatter out of nowhere when you keep presenting evidence #and tartah's testimony etc. and the player is like UHH this guy is A PUPPET MASTER but coco's heartfelt testimony commands the tone #and of course he's someone who has been twisted and damaged by trauma like adrian andrews. the mastermind is of course the brimhats #only me with my magatama knows that... only i can do it. It has to be me..... #just like how as the reader i can see everything about qifrey and i can hold him dear as much as i judge him #whereas if i were oru things would not be ok unless memories can be restored and mentally ill decisions can be illuminated #WELL ANYWAY !!!!! what i appreciate about ace attorney is its ability to mix silliness with seriousness #i cant usually make jokes about serious heavy heartbreaking stuff in witch hat because it is all very intense emotions for me #but i appreciate ace attorney's mix of sincerity and psychological pain and the inherent silliness to being a character in a situation #so.....Get Iguin on the stand. Now. BAILIFF.. TAKE OFF THE MASK #i would most love to be able to prove qifrey's eyesight is failing. hed be like I have no reason to pursue the brimhats (smiles pleasantly) #and it would be like You're lowering your gaze.. proof that the court lighting is too harsh for you..! #his glasses would crack at that moment btw. I used apollo's bracelet and saw the glyphs on the glass. #I know all about u. and i will save u

[prommytheus]

this was funnier in my head

#krisnix #beanix #kristoph gavin #tw alcohol #idk i was doing a more serious krisnix drawing and realized that phoenix doesnt have a wine glass in the games #and then i had this idea and had to draw it #kristoph can’t stand phoenixs goodwill wine glass set but hes not going to waste money on a new one either

[g3othermal3scapism]

the barbie thing w my two fav duos rn 🔥💪 except i didnt think the barbie/ken-distressed/silly propmts fit trobed so they get their own secret third things

#these two peices of media have taken over my entire brain theres nothing else going on up there #rewwaattchnc community and feeling sick wiwth glee and heartbreak everytime troy and abed interact #abeds bracelet stands for troy and annie and annie and troy have matching ones in purple and blue respectively. #if u even care. #rlly like how the punkflower one came out tbh theyre so silly #troy and miles having nervous meltdowns #bfs… #i will eat glass #happy pride month to them only #punkflower #trobed #trobed fanart #troy barnes #abed nadir #miles morales #hobie brown #community nbc #spiderman across the spiderverse #g3othermalart #platonic punkflower

[lulu-draws-stuff]

Eventually everyone runs out of time

Dhmis week day 2: time/death

@transgenderduckguy

#illustration #fanart #dhmis #dhmis week #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis coffin #dhmis tony #tony the talking clock #👍 #I didn't have any ideas for this one so they’re just standing there. menacingly #also. what do you mean the coffin doesn't actually have glasses like that #I've seen so many people draw him with those exact glasses #but I looked at a reference of him and. they weren't there?? whar #art

[bruciemilf]

I think I'm gonna die soon if I don't talk abt Martha and her brothers

#BRUCE HAS TWO UNCLES AND HONESTLY? HONESTLY??? #i am gonna fucking scream #literally wheres my post mortem panic. that scene where marthas and thomas families gather to decide what to do witj bruce #whos still reeking of death everywhere he goes and cant stand the taste of life #wheres my Philip kane -- the youngest of them the dumbest of them -- who says they cant just volley with a child #and have a contest over who wants him LEAST #wheres my jacob kane with a voice like winter observing Gotham from a clean glass window as he stares at the misery below #'do YOU want him then?' and philip stays quiet. hes serious. its unnatural for him to be serious. hes the stupid little brother #the jester. the family clown. he's thomas' favourite because he makes them laugh like a court monkey #and now he'll never hear thomas laugh again #and he still can’t bring himself to say he does #and bruce? bruce is tugging on Alfred’s trousers. he wants up. he wants to die #and alfred holds onto him and won't let him. 'take him.from me. i'll kill us both.' #AAAAAAAA #philip kane #jacob kane #martha kane #martha wayne #bruce wayne #HISSSS SHIS SSHISSSS #wahhh wails and cries #young bruce wayne

[arcadecarpetgay]

at first i like only half understood the jokes about jon matteson looking like a butch lesbian but putting a photo of him right next to alison bechdel is making me laugh so hard

#is it cheating that they both have glasses in these photos #a little bit but also my point stands #jon matteson #alison bechdel

[drinkingdeadpeopletea]

and while i'm hieronymousposting. i was totally assuming that he and saskia and sherman and tzila were all going to get thrown into a Situation together immediately post-reunion but since hieronymous made it to this dinner apparently that didn't happen. but i'm also relatively sure that if tzila had learned hieronymous was her father we would have seen that scene, which i guess means that he just. kept up the "friendly shipping captain harry" act and exited the room to go to this dinner. which makes me feel CRAZY,

#midst #midst podcast #it's. GOD! #it's the image of hieronymous standing at the side of the room watching sherman and tzila reunite #the family he COULD have had but he either gave it up or had it taken from him #and now he can't even tell his daughter who he is! not only bc she's already got enough stuff going on but also because that would make an #already precarious situation even more volatile and would possibly put her in danger! he's got to think about being a double agent! #and at least sherman and tzila are together and relatively safe but they're also in the highest light which is certainly not a safe #place to be!!! and will get even MORE unsafe if he fucks this up!!!!!! #puts my head in my hands. i feel like i'm chewing GLASS! #midst spoilers #midst podcast spoilers