Imagine this okay.
Every time Doflamingo starts to act up in the Warlord meetings, Crocodile leans over and says something under his breath to him, and Doffy quiets down with the biggest grin on his face that unnerves everyone (well, unnerves them more than his normal grin). No one has ANY idea what Crocodile is saying to him FOR MONTHS but they're thankful SOMETHING is making that psycho chill the fuck out.
It continues to be a mystery until Mihawk ends up sitting next to Crocodile at a meeting one day. Croc's bass voice isn't really capable of whispering, so Mihawk hears this:
"I told you to knock it off or you won't get your way later."
Mihawk has no idea what the hell Crocodile is talking about, and doesn't care, so he forgets he even heard it by the end of that meeting.
However, during the next meeting, Doflamingo does little more than giggle to himself in the corner and doesn't make a single comment or cause a scene, while Crocodile sits stoically next to him smoking his cigar. EVERYONE is on edge after his unusually well-behaved manner, but once again, Mihawk is the only one who learns the reason.
They're all making their way out of the meeting and Doffy and Croc trail a few steps behind Mihawk, which allows Mihawk to have the absolute pleasure (read: horrifying displeasure) of hearing Doflamingo giggle this to Crocodile in what he probably thinks is a hushed voice (it wasn't):
"I behaved, which means I get to eat you out later, right?"
Mihawk walks faster. Why, God... why is always him that has to hear these things?
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*drags my ass out of the fucking pit*
I am alive.
I think.
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Earlier I had a game with an Ashe and Cassidy duo who were engaged in what I can only describe as a Lovers’ Quarrel lmao. They spent the first half of the game fighting with each other, spamming “NO” at the other and jumping to their deaths. Honestly I was mad but it was also funny as hell. At one point the Cass went up to her and said “I’m your huckleberry.” To which she replied NO. and he promptly turned and jumped off the map
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Hieee im opening comms because my work cut my hrs and things are just getting more expensive
I have 2 different options but you can also mix and match if you want and I will give deals and discounts accordingly!!
Option 1: Fullcolor pieces!!
Busts are $30
Thigh-ups are $55
Fullbodys are $100
The lineart for these can be customized so if u want smooth/textured lines, and the color black, blue (for ososan comms), or colored lineart (i can provide more examples)
EXTRA CHARACTER %50 BASE PRICE
Option 2: Sketches!!
I really only want to do waist ups for these, or busts but its $15 for one or $20 for two characters.
I will take payment thru either pay/pal, venm0, or ko-fi
I'm also comfortable drawing outside the ososan fandom, like other self-ship content too, anime, video games, furries, and can give other examples <3
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Drew two OCs in ink !!! Spunk and Erfie, zombies in a domsub relationship. there's a bit more info about them on deviantart
I'M ALSO OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS LIKE THIS for 75 USD A PAGE
- multiple of the same person will be drawn with ink on my sketch pad like this, including the tiny doodles to fill in the space
- i do not draw mecha, furries, and armor
- payment is thru paypal.
- I won't be shipping the page to you but I will email you the digital scan file of it !!
- email me at
[email protected] if you're interested or if you have any questions !
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will u ever restock the keychains?
(I WOULD PAY SO MUCH MONEY TO HOLD ONE OF THOSE LIL GUYS AAAA!!!!)
*cough* yeah idk who that was but as a (extremely) sane individual I would like to know if you are considering selling more ourtles to the starving peasants. :3
Anywhizzle ur art is so cool :D !!!!!!!!!!!! very silly, very crunchy, if you will, perhaps yummy, if you so desire. Tasty, if you would be so inclined
:3
Yes I still have some for sale, it would just not be through etsy! Rather just through dms and kofi! Feel free to message me with an address to send to along with $10 kofi and I can ship a guy your way :)
Do note: I am out of the little thank you sticker cards!
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IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN FOR EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!!!!
THAT’S RIGHT! BOOB MOUSEPAD AND BODY PILLOW PREORDERS ARE OPEN!!!
Preorders will close after October 31st, 10 pm CDT, and they are expected to ship out in early to mid-December! Body pillows can be customized to have whichever 2 designs you like the best. We need 3 body pillow cover orders for production and 9 mousepad orders. I hope we can meet the goals :D
(Art closeups under the cut!)
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will you also be donating/selling your clothes? ( just curious, sorry if you answered already ! )
no prob, I haven't answered this one yet!! so, I'm probably going to try and get a lot of my Newly Loose clothes altered? before I consider hocking them. also, I was really STUFFING my tits into some of my clothes to start with, so they may fit me even better now, not worse!
there are alsoooo definitely certain pieces that I wanna hold onto more tightly than others. but if I've got a pile of dresses/tops that are too big and I don't wanna deal with fixing them, I may make a post to sniff out if anyone wants them.
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would be impossible to work on that ship and not be polyamorous, like the cup overfloweth with options in a truly unprecedented way
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I want to buy a sticker from your shop, but shipping (to Canada) is down as $22 before tax. May I ask why it costs so much to ship a single sticker? Is it Etsy being weird, or does it really cost that much to send an envelope over the border?
I'm not trying to be snarky or passive aggressive or anything, I'm genuinely just kind of befuddled atm.
A fair question honestly! USPS sets the rates for international shipping, and shipping to canada really is about that expensive 😭 I considered sending stickers via envelopes, but 1. if I send them with a stamp (less than $2) they don't have tracking, and etsy Does Not Like That. I gotta send packages with shipping to qualify for star seller, plus it covers your ass in case USPS loses it. and 2. apparently it's illegal to send merchandise internationally in envelopes!! so sadly we're all stuck dealing with the super crazy international rates. I don't like it either because as someone who deals in trinkets, people generally do not want to pay $16 for a charm that costs $12, and they especially don't want to pay that for a sticker that costs $4... I would ABSOLUTELY have way more international sales if USPS wasn't fucking us with the prices but it's out of my control dssdjkfjksdf
I give this advice a lot, but if you don't want to pay international shipping (or just live in a country I don't ship to myself), you can borrow the address of a friend that lives in the states and they can forward it to you! I don't actually know if this is cheaper, but some people have said it is. it's def cheaper for stickers though if your friend uses a stamp!
TL;DR yeah etsy and USPS are Both Weird, sorry ; - ; i assure you i hate it even More than you do lmao
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