#and like a billion other reasons

[skimpilydressedwithanaxe]

Making Miami Rick serve he/she the way god (user cinnachaos) intended

#also taking the chance to tell you guys I won’t be very active for the next few months #at least post wise #because I want to focus on oc content for my ig #and I want to participate in art fight #and like a billion other reasons #rick and morty #rick sanchez #stop me from saying ‘cunt’ or ‘serve’ 3 times a sentence #miami rick #miami morty #rick prime #three headed snake

[locusfandomtime]

A (somewhat) genuine “What your favourite hermit says about you” chart because my joke one was so popular

Obvious disclaimer: do not take too seriously! these aren’t necessarily true! this is like 50% a joke! i mean everything here positively!

i am still right though. anyways let me know who you are I’m a zed fan

#some of these were hard because I haven’t encountered too many blogs that were HUGELY dedicated to a hermit #like cub was easy. there are a billion convex accounts. they all have the same vibes. #on the other hand. very few gem stress jevin hypno etc #like there were some I could find but only one or two per. so I went off their youtube fandom and general vibes #also some of these are more specific than others. sorry about that. same reasons as specified I just may not have encountered fans of them #much. or the things I could think of were kind of unsuitable for this #anyways let me know how accurate I was #locus fandom time #hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitblr #hermitcraft memes #shitpost

[nyxi-pixie]

if your ship has never said anything unbelievably suggestive to each other that the mainstream audience somehow can ignore like it didnt happen or sound like that then are they even your ship?

#'its no use. im completely familiar with your moves your timing. your thrusts.' 🧐🤔🤨🤔🤔🧐🧐🤨😟😟😟🧐😟🤨🧐🤨😨🤔😨🤔😟🤔🤔😟😨😨😨 #*shoves head down on crotch for safety reasons or smt. he really could have gone for Any other pose but he chose head on dick TWICE* #'aw poor baby want me to pick up where he left off?' i KNOW this is only in dub but by fuck what was the REASON? #*calls the sight of the other tied up a glorious view better than a billion dollar masterpiece* #actually half of the shit skk says to or about each other is like this #anyway enough of them. #*fucking sniffs the air and recognises the homie's scent after apparently not seeing eo in 10 yrs* #'i could take you apart with one blow' i could take you apart w less than that' #'do you know how to walk on your knees' #honestly u gotta hand it to em. merthur came out SWINGING. bc wdym ur saying this freaky shit it is the FIRST EPISODE. #soukoku #satosugu #merthur

[veinsfullofstars]

⚔️ How ‘bout a li'l training montage? 🏹

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Shadow Kirby honing his battle skills with various different Copy Abilities, feat. Dark Meta Knight and Shadow Dedede. More detailed descriptions below the cut. END ID.)

Part 1 | Part 2 (here!)

So I keep thinking about how Shadow Kirby is confirmed in canon to be just as powerful and capable as regular Kirby, so long as he can push past his own reluctance and fears. Then I started thinking about the unique color palette he has for the Fighters games, if that could be a sort of visual indicator of him reaching that full potential. Then I started thinking about who was around to teach him these skills, and the differences in their techniques, and how SD’s treatment of SK might be vastly different from DMK, and how that affects the relationship that DMK & SD might have, and how it all ties in to the sociopolitical climate of the Mirror World as a whole, and oh stars dammit am I making another AU again???

On an unrelated note, screw the Mirror World for giving everyone in it just the most annoying color palettes to shade. Grays on grays on grays and sometimes red but mostly grays. I am languishing in render hell and ready to move on to the next one thank you. Too many headcanons - not enough time or hands or energy.

UPDATE 03/01/24: Changed SK's eyes to purple instead of blue, and changed DMK's cape from gray to dark red.

Started 11/7/23, finished 11/16/23. NOTE: This was originally posted on my deleted account on 11/16/23.

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Image descriptions

Top left: SK in Ninja gear, facing left, looking focused and holding out his katana, imitating DMK standing beside him in a similar pose with his own sword.

Top middle: SK in Archer gear, leaping up to fire an arrow from his bow.

Top right: SK in Bomb gear - also sporting his darker swirl coloration from Kirby Fighters - winking and sticking his tongue out as he tosses a bomb towards the viewer.

Middle: SK - in Wrestler gear with KF colors - delivering a strong leaping kick to a wooden training dummy, while DMK & SD observe in the background. SD stands with arms crossed and eyes narrowed, his mouth pulled into a sinister, calculating grin. DMK stands at his side, wrapped in his cape with eyes hidden in the shadows of his mask, a pensive ellipsis over his head.

Bottom left: SK facedown on the floor with a cross of bandages on his head, exhausted from training. DMK’s hand awkwardly comes in from off-screen, placing a bottle of Energy Drink beside him.

Bottom right: SK powering up into his KF form, fists clenched, eyes squeezed shut, mouth open in a roar, an aura of purple-black flame flickering around him.)

#veins art #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #shadow kirby #dark meta knight #shadow dedede #dark metadad #copy abilities #headcanon #AU #kintsugi au #<- (tentatively adding this tag here but not to the first part) #a baby black hole and his two garbage dads #(one more garbage-y than the other in my onion) #I like to think SK gets cheekier when he enters full go-mode #from nervous li'l marshmallow to a hyperball of mischief and chaos in an instant #tho he probably can't sustain it for very long and gets real eepy afterwards #he's not very good at pacing himself #(nor are his mentors good at knowing when he's at his limit - each for very different reasons) #(also veins honey please stop creating AUs when you have a billion unfinished ones already I swear to Nova-) #veinsfullofstars

[thekidsarentalright]

literally like. i felt you at the beginning but needed you at the end . forgive me if you have heard this all before too many times after too much alcohol but you dont know me anymore. oh please i can't be who you need me to be. drifted from the start i ripped myself apart i'll be whatever you need me to be, i cut myself down to whatever you need me to be. i am a diamond on the inside, just add the pressure, know it's inside me but i got no map to my own treasure. i've got this doom and gloom in my mind, but i've got love in my heart. all this love i've got to keep to myself, all this effort to make it seem effortless. so real that i feel fake. i just need someone to hold me even though you don't even know me. DO U GET IT

#DO U SEE WHAT IM SEEING DO U GET IT. #this album makes me insane for like a billion reasons but like #the ever present themes through it. theres so many but this one in particular of like #self perception versus how others percieve you and wanting so badly to be known but can you ever really be known. can you still be you even #if you arent known. can you still be whole. much to consider at almost midnight. dying badly #txt #p: 100

[angelboybreakdowns]

still thinking about why community fics are so well written on average like theres gotta be some kind of reason right? whats so different about the fandom compared to everything else

#like tbc im not insulting other fandoms #but like #just in terms of straight up like grammar word usage readability imagery. why are they like that #i mean obv i havent read fics for That Many fandoms #but like. spn is spn right there are like a billion spn fics its a huge fandom so that makes sense #cm is just a complete shithole for reasons unknown to me #always sunny & 911 are both good #but like. the writing in my favorite macdennis & buddie fics is as technically skilled as what i’d consider probs an average trobed fic #& again i want to be clear im not disparaging other fandoms other fics i just want to know why community fics are so insanely well written #rambling

[whack-patty]

So guess who completely forgot that chocolate milk and strawberry milk is such a big internet thing and made a poll in the heat of the moment and now my inbox is full of T H E funniest tags but also now i can't find any of the non chocolate/strawberry milk debate stuff in the chocolate/strawberry milk flood i am drowning in

GOOD GOLLY

#i genuinely dont mind how bad im getting smoked because it is CO M E D Y G O L D #i will gladly put my dignity on the line in public as long as its a funny story later #the person i was debating with likes to scroll through the tags while im ignoring my phone #and read through her favorite of the mean choccy milk tags #right to me <3 its a good daily routine #anyway please universe do not let this one become a ten thousand billion note one i miss having like 12 notifications all about the blorbos #FR IM SURE I ALREADY SAID THIS BUT IF YOU NEED ME FEEL FREE TO SEND AN ASK and ill see it. late #the seeing it late is unrelated to the choccy milk thing #ive already made this announcement right before the poll thing #im making it again because theres a new reason im not seeing anybodys stuff #it is; being overwhelmed #in a good way i promise its really funny #but also oh gosh i have made a tactical error #i am lying in bed typing this instead of sleeping #if you read this far heres a fun fact for you; the human eye can percieve more shades of green than any other color #neat right #🟩📗🟢🍏🥗🥬💚♻️🐍🍃🌱🍀🤢🌲🌿 #green :^) #ramblin

[ravene]

#my art #fanart #digital art #taxi driver #travis bickle #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #danila bagrov #brat 1997 #neon genesis evangelion #shinji ikari #nge #nge fanart #artists on tumblr #i'm actually a fake weezer fan sorry I only drew this for the meme #I don't even like any particular songs from blue album and I don't know any other than buddy holly #all the weezer songs i like are from the pinkerton album #the lineart for this took me a billion years for no reason it's literally just for people standing i'm such a noob reeeee

[coquelicoq]

you can read an andy weir novel that features your area of expertise. but watch out

#me reading the martian: physics and botany. i don't know anything about these! what fun i am having! #me reading project hail mary: THATS NOT HOW MEMORY WORKS. THATS NOT HOW LANGUAGE WORKS #not that i am even an 'expert' but still #[man gripping sink voice] i don't need interesting linguistic worldbuilding in every book i read. i don't. i do not #books #my posts #talking to my scientist friends about the martian they were so annoyed by the science. whereas i was having a grand old time #the thing that annoyed me most about the martian was how all these world governments banded together to spend billions #of dollars just to rescue one measly astronaut? there's asking me to suspend disbelief and then there's whatever that was. #this book also features a lot of international cooperation at an unrealistic scale but it has a better excuse #so i'll allow it #i'm still having fun i do find his books eminently readable i just. sir please talk to one (1) conlanger i'm begging you #there are aspects where i'm like okay i can see how you needed to fudge that to get anywhere with your plot #but there are other aspects where i'm like hey you actually could have made this part less inaccurate. and didn't for no reason. boo!

[queen-boudicca]

Someone: ugh marvel sucks now

Me: you're so right, 100%, agree completely

Someone: they peaked in endgame

Me: ...

#i will never understand why people like endgame #i mean i hated infinity war bc it had to do the contrived shit where very powerful characters had to be very foolish #bc otherwise they could win immediately #and the way that they decided saving vision was more important than the hundreds of wakandans that would die instead #and many many other reasons #but endgame was a billion times worse #it had exactly one redeeming quality and that was Steve using Thor's hammer #but even that was undercut by his ending so #anyway Steve should've done the snap and Tony should've retired to be with his family #and also everything else about that movie sucked too #god the fucking “”“girl power”“” shot where all the women come together to help a man when they should've just given it to Captain marvel #way to admit you have zero female characters by the way #also way to disrespect black widow like where was her wreath during the funeral scene?? #anyway there's a billion more problems with that movie but my point is people will be like “everything after endgame sucks” #and I'm like my guy everything after whatever movie was before infinity war sucks #tbf i heard the new black panther and guardians are good #but I've stopped giving marvel my money so #marvel #anti endgame #anti marvel

[joelletwo]

"i know i have to face him sooner or later" takasugi to gintoki is THE falsest he would not fucking say that on the planet tho. its takasugi if u dont understand that takasugi has to intentionally build up his hunger for fighting gintoki again which he couldve done at any point by doing so much evil shit that gintoki (also building up his hunger for fighting takasugi which he couldve done at literally any point in his coup d'etat career) (doesn't give a shit abt politics) (isnt doing this to protect anything) has to come hunt him down personally (takasugi hunts him down) in the stupidest most destructive (edo) (themselves) (each other) foreplay in the universe (utsuro and umibozu didnt do foreplay)

#sopping wet gintoki posting #as many times as they cross paths and very on purpose DO NOT engage each other. well if gintama wasnt 4 billion hours long id #do a takagin reread matonato reread style about what makes rakuyo different #(as good a place as any to say the thought bouncing around my head for days and days) u know like the. throughline posting of. #takasugi so unprepared to see gintokis blood HE drew in the festival he lets himself get punched out of the episode. #takasugi so unprepared for katsura to draw HIS blood he just lays bonelessly on the floor for a whole scene despite being uninjured #takasugi so [vocab] that mutually beating the shit out of gintoki sends him straight into a month long coma for as far as i know!!! #no actual reason!!! from which he awakens freshly laundered and deep conditioned for the first time in a decade #WHICH THROUGHLINES TO -> takasugi so [sweetly fucked] on that boat (hes always on that fucking boat) that hes drawn well rested #for the first time literally ever in canon kjsdfg well whatever send post #this is a post just for that one reader (me i dont have eyes i havae a headache)

[ardate]

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#just me rambling #badvibe #god. i feel so let down by my friends these days #it's been a billion things piling up for many many weeks #and right now i just got told by a friend with whom I was supposed to go to a convention that she forgot I was coming #so she won't be able to pick me up cuz she's going with her mom instead #we made plans for visiting that city in the morning before going to the convention and all. #i put it down in my agenda and moved plans around to accomodate for it. but she straight up... #entirely forgot i was supposed to be there #she forgot about me #and i'm SO. FUCKING DONE. ABOUT BEING AN AFTERTHOUGHT ALL THE FUCKING TIME #this is just too fucking much. between this and my childhood friend who acts distant w me ever since there was a dumbass quiproquo #where i have to fucking work hard everytime at creating a good atmosphere whenever we see each other cuz she wont put in that effort #and another friend who's been utterly ignoring me on purpose for some fucking goddamn reason i don't know why or what i did #ignoring me or being rude other times #all of those are just examples but its been so many things #i have been. SO fucking patient with everyone. ive helped them so many times too- sometimes to my own loss #i've been so kind and understanding despite my personal struggles - keeping my feelings of anger and injustice at bay #and i get what in response? i'm fucking. forgotten i guess. pushed aside. treated like a nuisance #i feel like its at the point where the closer they are to me the less effort they put in. cuz i'm a given now. they can treat me like shit #they treat strangers better than their close friend cuz they know i'll just take it. or smth. i'm a punching ball for bad moods #i'm done being the understanding one. what about that. what if others were the ones having to come to me and be kind instead #what if i was the one people coddled and offered sympathy to for once in my fucking life #idk. just fucking explode #i feel so disrespected. and uncared for #and so deeply unloved #i'm done. i'm done #the convention thing was just the fucking hammer to break my back after everything #i'm so deeply heartbroken #do i matter to the people i care about

[ramblinseahorsey]

Everytime I see a piece of media talk about the need of an extremely powerful love, and the love ends up being platonic, my heart grows three sizes.

#PLATONIC! LOVE! IS JUST AS LIKELY TO BE STRONG AND LONGLASTING AS ROMANTIC!! #PLATONIC SOULMATES ARE VALID #PPL WHOSE STRONGEST RELATIONSHIP IS PLATONIC THEIR WHOLE LIVES WHETHER THEYRE AROMANTIC OR NOT ARE VALID #good tropes #writing #rambles #want more earnest emotional shouts of i love you in stories thst isnt automatically assumed to be romantic #this is one of a billion reasons i love wander over yonder so much #yes i do like seeing content of them romantic too #but i cannot get over how happy i am they are platonic in the show #i seek out romantic in fandom more 4 them 2 mix it up; like many parts of most fandoms do; explorin the opposite a canon 4 curiosity #but honestly any content of seeing them hold each other makes my heart sing #cause it reminds me no matter what the relation ship they!!! love each other so much!!! to the end of time!!! #still NEED me more media with main characters who unabashedly show affection and protectivness and casual closeness and tender i love yous #esp between male and female characters of the same age #NEED 2 see more love and eternal loyalty and cuddles in stories; not just with romance or family #that way not only will saying i love you 2 someone without getting weird looks be more normalized; more affectionate love in stories in gen #i feel VERY strongly on this can u tell

[rimouskis]

I'm going to preface this story by saying: I don't necessarily believe in karma, but

I may have been walking through today with a vague sense of disbelief tainted with unkind smugness after my tiktok fyp was flooded with poor fans who tried to get presale ticket to one mr n. kahan's new tour only to find that demand was through the roof and GA pit tickets were seriously going for $300, in presale, and even the "worst" tickets in the lawn were going for $70

and while I undoubtedly think it's deeply unethical for both platforms (thanks ticketmaster) and artists to allow such dramatic ticket cost inflation, I also generally don't relate...

I (VERY LUCKILY) gravitate towards smaller acts, and the most I've paid for a ticket all year has been, like... $90 for a ticket to beyonce, which got cancelled and I was refunded lol. if I look back at all my receipts from shows this year, most have been around $50/ticket after fees, and several have been closer to $20. my favorite show I've seen all year was a $15 ticket.

it's mostly luck—I tend to like smaller acts, and I've been seeing mainly rock acts this year, and those tickets simply don't run as high as pop acts. and part of me is honestly very grateful that I haven't been swept into any of the really recent huge acts.

I think of all the people scrabbling for boygenius or taylor swift tickets and how much money they've had to shell out... how a lot of them don't even GET to see the acts they want to see because they've been priced out or tickets sold out. I can't remember the last time a show I wanted to go to sold out lol. maybe bastille in london?

and again, it's just a matter of luck that I'm not really into any of these megastars and therefore don't have to compete in the gladiator arena to try to see shows I want to see, but sometimes luck manifests as a feeling of self-satisfaction, you know? who among us hasn't experienced a little self-superiority from time to time.

look, if YOUR tiktok was flooded with people saying concerts have been awful since 2021 (including rock and metal shows), but every concert YOU'VE been to since 2021 was amazing and the crowds were really good and you always got tickets and it never broke the bank, you'd feel pretty validated in your choice of musicians and the crowds they attract too, alright?? sue me! I felt frugal AND undeservedly clever!

anyways back to karma. guess who got invited and subsequently agreed to shell out $70 to sit in a lawn and listen to mr. n. kahan sing. I'll give you a hint, her tumblr username starts with an r and ends with an s

#I KNOW LIKE. A SINGLE ONE OF HIS SONGS. #the thing about me is I'm earnestly really good at not judging other ppls music taste because: #I have a whole 1000-song playlist dedicated to music I love but don't play for other ppl bc I regard it as my Fun Time No Taste Music #and it's not that it's bad it's just not as curated as I prefer my music showed to other people lol #and that means I don't judge people for getting really into a band that doesn't do it for me personally #but. I will admit that I have that deeply annoying personality trait wherein if a billion people get into something... #for unknown reasons my own desire to learn about and get into that thing plummets. hashtag hipster. hashtag annoying #so that's kinda why I've never explored a lot of mega-popular musicians #(see: hozier; mitski; boygenius; taylor swift; one direction; noah kahan; etc etc) #+ obviously I don't make quality judgements off of that. I've heard some hozier songs. he's very good. I like handfuls of TS and 1D's music #but I don't have the drive to Also Get Into It #which means I never have to fucking melee for tickets in the queue ahaha and I am very grateful for that #but idk. I think there's something to be said for purposefully seeking out midsize or small acts. I don't really like stadium shows! #my fave concert this year had less than 100 attendees and the lead singer walked right off the stage into the crowd #everyone was chill and gave him space (this was the friday pilots club show) #and I think I can compare it to big vs. small fandom #small fandoms tend to be well-behaved bc everyone knows everyone and beef poisons the whole space lol #and also it's a matter of numbers! the more people who are in a space... the higher likelihood someone's an asshole #and I've been in tiny fandoms that blew up (hellooooo omgcp) and saw that happen firsthand #and I sort of suspect that rule holds true for concert spaces/music fanbases! more people = more variables = higher likelihood of foolery #hell I think of when I was really into 2010s alt rock DURING the 2010s and had to deal with assholes at alt j concerts hahahah #and it was just because I *was* into the music that WAS of-the-time in 2015!!!! #and now as an agèd 20something who likes metal shows I'm just chilling and watching pits form at lowkey 1400-capacity venues #because that's the scene! and I'm not in the thick of it with the current Music Of The Hour #anyways all this is to say that I don't think noah kahan is bad or untalented or unworthy of seeing!!!! #clearly he is if I'm going to fork over $70plusfees to see him with my friend #it's just that I'm grateful my tastes have veered into the cheaper side of the music industry. #I think I'd keel over if my favorite artist was TS and I had to deal with. all that. to go see her. #stronger than the marines etc etc

[fishyartist]

Idk I just think maybe if u assume every person disagreeing with you is a npc or a robot u might just be stupid or something. Learn more ok?

#can’t be assed to phrase this tactfully #just like #like yeah I know there are literal neural networks dedicated to writing dumbass shit for click farming #however a good chunk of the dumbass opinions you see do in fact come from people just as complex as you are #at least fucking try to understand why other people hold the beliefs they do #this was prompted by seeing someone unironically call a Palestinian a Russian bot #when they criticized a trolly problem that presented the people of Palestine as acceptsble #collateral damage #like it’s a deeply callous image and it’s fucking insane to present ‘’we will technically be killing fewer people’’ as a reason 2 vote 4 u #like god where is the fucking line for you. how many thousands of peop #will be buried before you grow up and realize intentionally killing people is a unacceptably bad thing actually #but like it’s a general problem and I beg people to try and understand that they aren’t the only Real human being on planet earth #there’s billions of apes on this fucking planet. all just as complex as you. with lives that are both similar and alien to what you know

[marsixm]

i know its the stereotype that as an autistic person i have poorer social intelligence but i think the truth is people are often intimidated or confused by how accurate my understanding of others can be. i’m not always 100% but i am pretty insightful

#either that or i am just way more wrong than im even capable of realizing but idk? #the only time ive been shocked lately was finding out my 2 managers hated each other #but there were lots of reasons i missed that #namely the one manager probably not letting on in front of me in order to not sway my opinion of another boss of mine #anyway this thought brought to you by the manager who replaced one of those aforementioned managers #telling me that the other aforementioned one has been lying to me about random stuff #even though his reasoning for claiming this made zero sense #like babygirl it sounds more like he lied to u not me but whatever #also brought to you by the 9 billion intrapersonal horrors ive witnessed lmao