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jellyaibo · 5 months

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started rewatching bfb yesterday w some pals and holy fuck holy fuck holy shit oh my god FUCK

#ITS SOOO NICE TO SEE PRESPLIT AFTER A GOOD WHILE ahhh my friends #and loser <3333 #i WAS SO GIDDY ABT HER I COULDNT STOP GIGGLING WHEN I SAW HER AND CAKE EEP EEP #MY EVERYTHING!!! MY BOYS!!!!!! <3333 #im so. fucking excited to watch more I LOVE BFB

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l13 · 9 months

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i love all the writing you’ve done on jonathan ohnn/the spot ITS AMAZING

but i just know that pre-collider spot is such a pervert towards reader like stalking her on social media legit screenshotting her posts and saving them to his phone… you post one picture of you in a bikini AND HES CUMMING IN HIS PANTS that man would do anything for you just to go out on one date with him or even notice him. (which i mean reader can clearly notice him by the way he always stares at her while at work, she just knows him as the “weird guy” at alchemax)

i'm gonna lose my miiiiiiiind

tw: LAZY WRITINGGG, f!reader, pervert!jonathan, m!masturbation, not proofread (it's 2am pls)

Not only is he stalking your socials daily, he's surprised when you greet him one day at work. He waves at you, but it's so awkward that he cringes.

He only goes at work outings just to see you all dressed up. He's glad that the places they go to are always packed, and that his blatant staring isn't obvious. He's literally sitting at the bar, alone, watching as you dance- a shy grin on his face as he sees you laugh with your head thrown back. Fuck, you were gorgeous.

If you guys ever worked on the same project while at the lab, he'd absolutely be losing his shit internally. He's seriously PANICKING.

Keeps side eyeing you as he pretends to work, but he really can't concentrate with you being in arms-reach at all times. Your perfume is clouding his brain, and he thinks that he needs to find out what brand it is and buy it, IMMEDIATELY. You say his name suddenly and his head snaps up to you as you start talking to him about smth work-related. Jonathan is nodding along to your words even though he's not hearing a single thing that's coming out of your mouth. He's too busy staring at the way your lips move as you talk.

"-but I don't know if that would be a good idea. What do you think?"

"Huh- 'm sorry what?" he's swallowing around nothing as he watches you chuckle softly, shaking your head, and he's scrambling to find something to say- throwing up a lame excuse of having a headache, anything to justify him acting like a caveman.

Literally replays the whole 3 second of this interaction in his head when he's home, and curses himself for being so pathetic.

The next day when he's still stuck working alongside you, (not that he minds in the slightest, it's just really, really hard for him to get any work done) you're invading his personal space, wanting to grab some papers that were left on his desk, and instead of going around him, you stretch and grab them from right next to him, and he swears he felt your tits brush against his arm-

that night he, once again, replays that day's interaction in his head, but this time he's whimpering while thinking about it, trying to remember the way you felt pressed against his arm even if it was for mere seconds.

He can't help but lower his briefs guiltily, biting his lip at the sight of his painfully hard cock. He wraps a hand around himself, closing his eyes shut, his mind immediately conjuring an image of you naked and panting for him-

"Fuh-fuck. Please fuck me, baby. Want y'so bad, shit-"

❥ weeks later ->

this might sound dumb BUT what if he's showing you smth on his phone and he goes to close the app, but when he does his social media is pulled up right next to that, your profile on display. Cold dread washes over him in a MILLISECOND, and he's yanking his hand back and away from you, closing all apps in lightning speed.

You're stunned, obviously. You wouldn't have thought anything of it, i mean checking someone's social media is not weird after all- but the way he reacted? That spoke volumes. And satisfaction pulls at your belly when you watch this man literally fight for his life. He's stuttering, readjusting his glasses constantly, even when he doesn't need to. And you're just sitting there watching him, trying to hide your smile by biting your lip softly.

"Jonathan.. d'you have anything to say to me?"

"What? N-no! Why would I?"

you shrug, "I dunno. You tell me,"

"Just, y'know.. I thought about following you since we work together 'n all..."

you hum, looking at him through your eyelashes, not believing him for a second, "Did you like my pictures?"

"What?!"

"You heard me,"

"Uh.. y-yeah. They were really nice."

Jonathan freezes when you scoot closer to him, one hand falling to his thigh "Yeah? S that what you do for fun, Jonathan? Stalk my profile?"

"No!-"

you click your tongue, leaning in to graze his ear with your teeth and he's shivering "Tell me the truth."

"Fuck... I.." his pretty lashes flutter when you squeeze his plush thigh, your hand inching dangerously close to his bulge-

You wait four more seconds, and when he still doesn't answer, your hand falls on the outline of his cock, and you're squeezing him over his pants. He moans, and you have to clamp a hand over his mouth to silence him bc of how loud he was. You were still at work, after all.

"Answer me, baby." you mutter against his jaw, and his eyes roll back as he whimpers, the sound muffled by your palm.

"Mffyesh- I do, fuck, I look at you all the damn time-"

You coo at that, starting to rub him over his pants "Yeah? I bet you touch yourself to my pictures too.. God, you're disgusting."

he nearly sobs, "I am, I am-! M sorry, just want you so bad- Please, I'm sorry- You're perfect, I couldn't help it,"

#so sorry abt how lazy and badly written this is #the weirdest thing is me writing this while listening to bardcore #aka witcher soundtracks LMFAOO #pathetic losers are my weakness<3333 #•ूᡣ𐭩 — spot #the spot brainrot #the spot x reader #jonathan ohnn x reader

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guzhufuren · 1 year

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VegasPete + text posts for @sapphicblight (pt. 31/35)

bonus:

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kaeddehara · 1 year

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just thinking about a present day albedo who’s such a cute loser. he’s always asking to study with you and offers to give you free tutoring. soon enough, he turns into your boyfriend and with little to no time at all, he’s become a personal tutor to you. often explaining and rambling about certain topics he’s fond of until he’s realized he’s talked far too much and apologizes. only, he’s explaining a certain theory he’s recently covered in his chemistry class and can’t take his mind off of. you let him tell you all about it, loving how adorably excited he gets and the way he avoids eye contact just so he can talk to you. but while he’s rambling on about his interest, you can’t help but paw and drag your fingers at his clothes. slowly getting on your knees while he continues which makes him stop to question your actions nervously. you notice he’s stopped talking and urge him to continue and just ignore you as you fumble around with his belt, letting the metal clink together as you are so turned on by his little nerdy ramblings you need to treat him to some well deserved head <3

#kaeddehara #albedo smut #genshin smut #albedo x reader #genshin imagines #nerdy albedo <3333 #or imagine it being some game he likes and he can’t shut up GRHRHDH #i’ve had this thought in my head al day #all the sounds of undoing a belt is so attractive #sloppy toppy for the loser #/j #he deserves it #albedo x you #genshin x reader #rumi writing ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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vvenuspng · 1 year

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cringefail fathers <3

#based off some of the concept art i saw for the harvest festival :3c #i love their stupid fucking dad shirts so much and the unnecessary sunglasses.. <333 losers <3333 #also i drew this last night while stoned so No i did Not use refs and yes i accidentally merged all the layers… again <33 #and FUCK ART i hate drawing #my art #sketch #helluva boss #stolitz #helluva blitzo #helluva stolas #illustration #artists on tumblr #doodle #stolas goetia

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kaletalecowboy · 7 months

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kaeyajeanie <3

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monstertsunami · 5 months

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literally begging all of my new mutuals & followers to watch pafl. send me asks about it get curious !! the new song will get u HOOKED

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#schizobabble #embedded video is the new song to get u hooked bc its a BANGER #the next link is the full playlist and the third link is :3 my website abt it :3333 #actually should i take advantage of the hype and recruit some writers to actually get the summary bits done.. hey chat...#pafl #parties are for losers #hi main tags long time no see...#Youtube

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endlessfandomverse · 4 months

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i have once again become overcome with love for julian bashir

#want to draw him again #my guy #my sweet pathetic loser guy <3333 #star trek #ds9 #luke talks ig #julian bashir

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fluffylixie · 1 month

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I JUST LOOKED THROUGH THE OFFICIAL LOSER'S CLUB SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS AND I'M LOSING MY SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY EDDIE'S PLAYLIST HAS 58 SONGS AND RICHIE'S ONE AS 14 😭 I'M NOT OKAY ☠️☠️

AND AND both Ben and Stan having 'Never Gonna Give You Up' in their respective playlists I CANNOT I LITERALLY CANNOT RIGHT NOW I'M DYING 😭

#WHY IS THIS SHIT SO FUNNY #bill's playlist is literally so fire it's straight up gas #AND BEV'S ONE IS SO :3333 #AND MIKE'S ONE IS LIKE 19 SONGS 😭😭#im dying #AHAHHHAHA #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #stanley uris #bill denbrough #ben hanscom #beverly marsh #mike hanlon #loser's club

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olliebjorkstrand · 1 month

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#my fav bitch loser is 23!!!#happy bday trev <3333 #trevor zegras #anaheim ducks

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lost-my-dragon · 17 days

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Oi loser zoo?

Jeremy is that where their putting you now?

#I’ll be sure to visit you at the loser zoo #<3333

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lil-miss · 5 months

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Zim being a damsel in destress is really good but I think it would be funny if she was really bitchy about it the entire time.

Like imagine another paranormal investigator kidnaps her to prove that “The Membrane family is covering up the existence of aliens” or some shit and the entire time she just comments about how dumb their plan is, what mistakes they made, and generally makes fun of them until Dib shows up to beat the shit out of them.

#even better if she could have totally broken out the entire time but just decided it would be fun to watch Dib beat this loser up #Dib coming through with the butch boy protective instinct <3333 #homestead homestuck housewife #galaxy girls iz #invader zim au #invader zim fanfiction #invader zim #lesbian alien posting #zadr #fem dib #fem Zim

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iridescentmirrorsgenshin · 2 days

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Hi again!! I'm the sumeru NPC anon and damn you already knew what I was referring to. As expected! ❤️

I'm really bad at explaining so I really love how you lay out all the points. It's verrrry satisfying

Off topic, but I just wanted to also share that I was going through my teapot and noticed that kaveh's preferred furnishing sets are outdoors whereas Alhaitham's are indoors. It was a pretty neat detail and I thought it suited their personalities well.

Hiya anon!! Thank you for both asks!! You're giving me opportunities to think about things I haven't considered thoroughly hehe <333

Alhaitham and Kaveh's furnishing sets... another instance of them as mirrors... :')

It's as you say! These furnishing sets, one being outdoors and the other inside, adheres to their personalities! Kaveh's being outdoors makes sense considering his artistic sensibility. His preferred furnishing set 'Amidst Scents and Scenery' references Razan Garden in its description, which aligns with Alhaitham telling the player in Kaveh's Hangout that Kaveh likes showing his friends around Razan Garden. Additionally, this furnishing set describes it as being able to provide someone with inspiration, which makes sense considering Kaveh's penchant for the outdoors in order to seek motivation, as seen within his hangout, where he takes the player to the desert. He also has a voice-line stating the importance of going outside since people aren't made to stay 'cooped up' all the time. When interacting with him near his preferred furnishing set 'Of Twirling Dances Unfettered' he expresses his love for the theatre due to its ability to provide an escape from his worries, referring once more to artistic and emotional sensibility.

Alhaitham's preferred furnishing sets, in comparison, are indoors, which perfectly mirrors Kaveh's. 'Of Settled Thoughts' aligns with Alhaitham's pursuit of knowledge being through that of language, in that patience is required in order to acquire different forms of wisdom, as is expressed in the furnishing set's description and in Alhaitham's comments about people not lacking intellect, but patience. 'Fervid Aroma' consists of an indoor kebab station, and the description is rather interesting since it pertains to both Alhaitham and Dehya (as it is also Dehya's preferred furnishing set).

These instances are relevant to both Dehya and Alhaitham, as Dehya, a mercenary, is shown to move in groups in order to relax and bond with others, but also moving solo so as to obtain information. 'For those who move alone' also serves as a reference to Alhaitham, due to his initial methods of conduct within the Archon Quest, but also due to preference for solitude - or time for himself, as expressed in his voicelines. However, "All one would then need was some friends for company and a few jugs of fine wine, and this would be the perfect dining experience" can definitely refer to Alhaitham, not just Dehya, as Alhaitham can be seen in the tavern with his friends, Kaveh, Cyno, and Tighnari, in his character trailer - and recently, with Alhaitham's 2024 birthday art, we know that the four meet in the tavern on various occasions.

Some things of note drawing parallels between the two of them are, of course, the mention of coffee. Kaveh mentions getting a new coffee grinder in his teapot dialogue, and also leaving the house in a hurry so he forgot to bring any coffee with him, while Alhaitham has the idle quote 'coffee...'. This is interesting because drinking coffee together is canonically confirmed as a past-time for the two of them, as it is mentioned in Kaveh's 2023 birthday letter that the two tasted coffee beans together. Reading into this, it seems that Kaveh's coffee grinder is used to make coffee for the two of them (The details of them both mentioning coffee in the teapot brings a domestic vibe to the function that everyone appreciates <3333)

Additionally, the shared idle quote of them needing to go 'back' - or in Alhaitham's case, 'home'. Without me going into it too much, Alhaitham's usage of 'home' is very interesting when considering Kaveh's teapot dialogue of him discussing the meaning of 'home' being a place with people and meaningful connection, rather than just a building. If you're interested, i've added my other posts which may be of interest to you about 'home' in relation to haikaveh, i have many thoughts about this because i love being normal <3333

thank you for your ask anon!!

#haikaveh #kavetham #alhaitham x kaveh #alhaitham #kaveh #haikaveh meta #i unfortunately have never pulled these two losers so please keep them safe in your teapot :(( ive had to go by genshin wiki #when will kaveh come home from the war??#he's not beating those pregnancy allegations that's for sure #anyway i love these two and the theme of 'home' because they are offered as each others family by the narrative ??#like i hate it here??#now i have thoughts about this concerning the leaks... but i need to get my thoughts down to see if they make sense first <3333

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garoujo · 1 year

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i have him between my teeth! i’m shaking him!!! >:[