#and other such nonsense

[brambeag]

RAHHHHHHH THE GREY WARDEN DIES HERE

#dragon age #and other such nonsense #myart #zevran #wanna play it so bad sdont wanna see pippa in her xbox360 limited bob era ever again tho. also dont want ea app

[fritzllang]

okay I need to know is this a prime spain problem or is everybody getting the shittiest subtitles for good omens 2??? they keep transcribing "Mr. Fell" as "Mr. Phale" so every time they mention aziraphale I read it as "mister phallic"

#and other such nonsense #also when crowley is talking about being smitten by gabriel they subtitled one of the words he says as 'smut' #that was funny #good omens 2 #good omens #aziraphale

[maggot-monger]

i think it's probably not correct that you can only add a new thing to your life if you're perfect at everything already in it, but will i ever internalize that? unlikely

#'i do not perfectly adhere to my workout schedule therefore i should not start attending social events at the library yet' #and other such nonsense

[nooling]

LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality

EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #karlach #bg3 #Karlach 'I could kiss his pointy little face' cliffgate #karlach cliffgate #karlach bg3 #bg3 fanart #my art #I discovered CSP is a lot better than PS for animating #consistent artsyle? I don't know her #I just like their vibes #they seem like they'd be there for each other #maybe karlach just wanted someone to talk at her about absolute nonsense while she processes her own mortality bc that girl needs some help #I JUST REALLY LIKE THESE TWO

[ramblingsofaporcelainheart]

Awash in the dreams of my youth,

Backlit by the echos of my childhood,

Crouching beneath my natural gifts,

Ducking away from the future’s gaze

Every fiber trembling with restlessness

Find me running—always, always running

Great hopes break on the shores of fear

Home eludes my trembling hands

If I can ever find it, perhaps then,

Just for a moment, I can be weightless

Kiss me back, sweet, distant sky

Let me be light, let my joy be whole

Measure the breadth of my longing

Nock Cupid’s arrow if you dare and

Open this ribcage of desperate desire

Pillage my exposed heart for all it has

Quiet my trembling chest with your arms

Rain love in the gardens of my weariness

Stay here in the waters of my peace

Take what you need, leave what you can

Understand that a heart thrown open

Vanquishes even the darkest of shadows

Wait for me while this dry land heals

Xanthic fields growing lush once more

Yearning hands once again full

Zeal washed away by love

#wrote the rough draft of this bc I was bored at work #finally edited it to something I like #ramblings of a porcelain heart #original poetry #yearning and pining #and other such nonsense #romantic poetry

[pancakemolybdenum]

happy bday!! suit suit for u on this lovely 413

jake

dirk

roxy

alpha kids

beta kids from last year

#jane crocker #homestuck #hs #lovisas art #413 #this has been a year long commitment haha #tho i did draw this like 4 months ago along with the other alpha kids #will edit links and such on the old posts and do a post with all the alpha kids in a day or two #anyway reject late hs and esp epilogues + hs beyond canon. real janes get butch and do detective nonsense

[sindirimba]

can't vibe with the pathetic sopping wet generic sub boy man/pristine feminine perfect goddess woman dynamic people try to put onto every m/f pairing in existence. don't you want something more interesting? characters don't need to have perfect psychologist approved relationships in fiction obvs but it's just so boring. don't you want something in character? don't you want something more interesting?? oh she pegs him? and you write this in a way that implies penetration is about domination and power? wowee. never seen that one before.

#i just think that if you are clearly intending to write a relationship where both parties benefit emotionally #it should be emotionally beneficial to both parties #that doesn't mean ''perfect'' it just means at a certain point i wonder why these two are even in each other's lives at all #fandom nonsense

[spacedace]

I love me some eldritch, incomprehensible ghost speak in fics, but in my heart ghost speak sounds like a theremin being played.

Like, it's one of those instruments that can sound so much *like* a human voice, and sound nothing like one all in the same song. It can make kind of chipping noises, it can make some truly horrifying sounds. It can be beautiful, it can be creepy, it's peak ghost speak to me

(Also just love the idea of people playing the theremin at ghosts to join the ghost speak convo being like the meme of when people meow to their cats, but like are saying "taxes" or "ketchup" in response to "hi" lol)

Anyway please juat imagine Danny & the other ghosts sounding like this while they talk/fight:

#danny phantom #ghost speak #Jazz or their parents learn to play the theremin to try and be supportive or something #and Danny is just stuck dealing with his family joyfully screaming the most buck wild nonsense at him in ghost speak #the other ghosts keep asking him if his family is okay #dani tells them a certain tune/slunds means *i love you* when it's really something rude/embarrassing (for Danny) instead #just consider the options yall #danny fenton #dp headcanons

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Man. If I had a nickel for every time Zac Oyama and Lou Wilson had to rp a breakup-coded fight between their “platonic besties” characters because Zac’s character was experiencing a hard personal internal struggle and decided to leave a group/cause that he wasn’t actually invested in and mostly just joined because Lou’s character was passionate about it and Lou’s character was canonically very charismatic and good at garnering followers/admirers but Zac’s character was one of his only true friends that he fully trusted and was loyal to and Lou’s character was really hurt when Zac’s character left, less by the actual action of leaving and more by the implication that he didn’t care about Lou’s character enough to stay I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking RUDE that it’s happened twice.

#listen. listen. it’s better if none of the bad kids are romantically involved with each other #i don’t actually ship gorgug and fabian that much #but zac and lou can’t just pull that nonsense during the ravening war and then turn around and do the EXACT SAME THING to me in jy #this is a hate crime against me personally and also chandler #zac oyama #lou wilson #the ravening war #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #colin provolone #thane delissandro katzon #gorgug thistlespring #fabian seacaster #colindeli #dimension 20 #d20

[thehealingsystem]

It's so wild to me that as a community we're still so hostile to multigender and genderfluid people existing in gay and lesbian spaces.

You...are aware that people who are both men and women are allowed to be gay, right? And lesbian? Their other genders doesn't cancel their connection to womanhood, or manhood, or whatever else they id with. They are allowed to be gay despite their fem-alignment, and they are allowed to be lesbian despite their masc-alignment.

It comes from these weird online spaces that the standard to be gay or lesbian is to be a "non-woman" or a "non-man," which is inherently transmultiphobic and...extremely ahistorical. And completely misunderstands nonbinary identity. So if you're both then you just don't belong anywhere I suppose.

#they treat these people as abnormal when really shoving anyone into categories of non-women and non-men is fucking #completely out of touch with how identity works #like i saw a demiboy lesbian flag and the comments are just FILLED with teenage queers getting so mad for no reason #saying shit like im in your walls or your father left you or whatever #please this is so CHILDISH grow UP #multigender #genderfluid #gay #lesbian #lesboy #turigirl #queer #lgbtq #just a he/they transmasc nonbinary boydyke lesbian VERY tired of this nonsense #actually erasure of multigender experience and that one of our genders will cancel out the other #made me very resistant to the fact that i may still be connected to feminity and girlhood #even though i am undoubtedly am #transmultiphobia

[ruporas]

feast (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #tw blood #im posting this so late because october escaped me Suddenly.. hello.... #i wanted to make it a photoset with this other vampire vw wip but i don't think i'm finishing it any time soon and the mood of it is #completely different anyway. also i don't think i ever shared anything about my vampire au on here !!! it's all old art by now so im shy lo #but maybe i'll do a photodump of it. long story short vash is a vampire since birth and ww is a human vampire hunter that turns during thei #travels together due to EoM experiments + getting vash to drink from him at some point. #humans turn once they get bitten but bc ww has been experimented on #& got bitten by a bunch of human turned vampires thruout his hunts he thought it wouldn't be a problem for vash to drink from him but alas. #theyre both ok though theyre traveling together definitely not hating themselves for what theyve become and feeling guilty for what theyve #done to each other. theyre completely normal about it. the biting part is really appealing to me in vampire aus so i draw it a lot but #in reality vash only drank from ww once and ww mightve done it twice under the realization he might actually die otherwise #since he wont drink from humans after being turned.... he's combatting the 5 stages of grief at all times #if this is all nonsense im sorry DMGKSDF I'M NOT good at explaining and this au came from nowhere in the depths of my mind its a mess #ruporas art

[majordemonblockparty]

sam and dean at 9 and 13 making a blood pact (as kids whose parents do not put the fear of god as regards communicable diseases and bloodborne pathogens into them at an impressionable age are wont to do)... only dean gets wildly sick afterwards. we're talking fever and chills, skin getting all swollen and red and hot to the touch, bloodless-white lines radiating from the spot where he and sam pressed their cut palms together. john has a complete shit-fit, thinks there's a non-zero possibility dean might lose the hand, jesus christ how could you two be so irresponsible, you know better than that. dean's fine in the end, barely even has a scar, but that's what happens when you try to slip demon blood -- even heavily diluted demon blood -- into an angelic vessel.

#headcanons & other nonsense #dean winchester #sam winchester #john winchester #she speaks

[falmerbrook]

Oblivion has the weirdest aesthetic choices going on. Everything is super bright and saturated, the characters look silly and almost bordering on cartoonish, and the voice acting and delivery tends to be pretty silly. The whole things has such a strong classic fantasy vibe compared to the other tes games, but also there's a bunch of realistic gore and rotting corpses and really dark questlines with gross visuals (for the quality of those visuals). it's such a weird game.

#in my opinion #the corpse models make me almost queasy #like I don’t mind the gore and violence in the other games but in oblivion it feels inappropriate somehow #mine #oblivion #tes iv: oblivion #the elder scrolls #maybe I’m just yapping about nonsense idk #I need to replay it I haven’t touched it in awhile #but I just saw a post with one of those hanging rotting body models and everytime I’m like wtf

[thepoisonroom]

does anyone even study the classics nowadays

#you are poison is iconic to me like i'm not a jared liker but my ex and i used to say the line to each other and it made me cry laughing #personal nonsense

[starcurtain]

I think the Ratiorine fandom really moved on too fast from the fact that Hoyo chose "charming audacity" and "dear gambler" as the first words players would hear from Ratio to Aventurine. Not the second scene. Not the third. The very first sentence players ever hear between those two.

And you know what, we also moved on much too quickly from the next scene too. Ratio was the one to start the whole "Aventurine is a peacock" thing. Why are you sitting around thinking about what alien animals your coworker reminds you of, Veritas? The joke is supposed to be that peacocks are noisy, but then they just drop that like a hot rock so the camera can do a slow pan on Aventurine's chest and Ratio can comment on Aventurine's clothing choices. Since when does Dr. Ratio care what people wear? Why were you looking?! Fellas, is it gay to compare your partner in crime to the symbol of male beauty???

#honkai star rail #ratiorine #aventio #dr. ratio #Aventurine #everyone makes such a big deal #of the bickering over Aventurine's backstory scene #and not enough deal over the fact that #Ratio is basically running his mouth #and nonsense is coming out every time he talks to Aventurine #Ratio dominates every other conversation he's been in #but Aventurine sasses him one time #and Ratio is suddenly channeling Alhaitham's fifth grade-level comebacks #I'm amazed he didn't hit Aventurine with the famous #“You're going to devolve into a fungus” line #“You dress like a peacock” is not the insult you think it is Ratio #plus #we have no evidence Aventurine has ever even seen a peacock #“Your clothes are highly reminiscent of this random alien creature from a planet you've never even been to” #Aventurine who just picked his fit because he likes teal: 🧍🏼

[obisamya]

DANI ROJAS & JAN MAAS Ted Lasso (2020-2023)

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #tedlassosource #dani rojas #jan maas #cristo fernández #david elsendoorn #gifs. #they're literally best friends look at them #numbers right next to each other... no nonsense tall guy + silly smiley shorter guy... realist + idealist... #unstoppable force (jan's honesty & inability to read a room) vs immovable object (dani's positivity & inability to read a room) #in the first ep of s3 when they're talking about richmond being placed last on everyone's predictions for the season or smth: #jan spitting out statistics about relegations that no one wants to hear + dani's 'maybe they're trying to motivate us!' #the inability to read a room but on opposite ends of the spectrum is something that can be so personal ......