DP x DC: Animal House
Danny can apparently shapeshift, and that’s great!
or it would be great if it wasn’t for the fact he got stuck as an eldritch cat. On the plus side, he can talk to animals like this. Downside: He lacks thumbs and his powers seem to be on the fritz.
Luckily, he got picked up by the Waynes who seem to think he is some kind of alien cat. It’s actually pretty cool. Lots of soft things and window spots to soak in some sunlight, and, hell, the homemade cat food actually tastes pretty good.
Plus he’s been making friends!
Alfred the cat and Titus are his favorites. Ace is cool but he’s more like an uncle figure. Batcow is chill, but Jerry the turkey is an asshole. Then Dick brings his dog Haley aka Bitewing, so Jason brings his dog Dog, and the whole batfamily of pets is there vibing with Danny.
Then a family emergency happens requiring all hands on deck. Everyone is out of the house and even Alfred is too busy in the Batcave keeping an eye on things to pay attention to the animals. So that can mean only one thing...
Party time!
Danny invites all the DC animals that I remember exists. Krypto the super Dog, Comet the Super Horse, Streaks the Super Cat, Beppo the Super Monkey, Rec the Wonder Dog, and of course
Bobo T. Chimpanzee aka Detective chimp, the worlds greatest detective, and the alcoholic ape that’s going to supply the whole party with booze
That’s right, Danny is hosting an animal rager at the Wayne manor, and between his malfunctioning powers, the other super powered animals, and a lot of alcohol, things are going to get WEIRD
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Watching star trek tos causes irreversible damage i believe. The whimsy too big. too intense
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I love drawing Jeremy and then finally getting to add his freckles everywhere along his skin it’s the best
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Me: googling Bidens glasses for an AP Lang project
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they organised a door decorating competition at work and I was like I really can’t be bothered but a) they went to the effort of organising it and b) apparently it was the idea of student leaders, not teachers, so we’re doing it anyway BUT I left mine basically up to the kids. I just showed them a bunch of photos on google of decorated classroom doors, then sent them to brainstorm and then we collected all the ideas and drew out a plan together and they ended up collectively deciding on a party theme which is cool because that’s not something I’d even considered in my googling!!
So now we’re in the middle of painting and drawing balloons and making flags and decorating words that say our school values and I printed a table out for them and stuck that to the wall so they can add the donuts and tacos they’ve been planning and all the balloons have real string hanging down and I’m excited
It’s absolutely not going to look aesthetically good because god children do NOT have any sense of scale lmao I spent the whole time being like BIG balloons, you want one balloon from your whole piece of paper or we won’t see it unless you’re super close!! while they drew 10 little tiny balloons on a single piece of paper and covered everything in glitter BUT it was completely their ideas that they came up with together and I feel like it’s going to very clearly be child directed and I’m excited for it <3
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