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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 1 month

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Husk: I hate being touched

Husk: The last time i maintained physical contact with another person was in battle

Vaggie: Angel is literally in your lap right now.

Husk: *Angel lounging across his thighs* This means nothing. Fear me.

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hazbingirliexoxo · 1 month

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*On the phone*

Reader: I wanna do bad things to you~😏

Valentino: Oooo yeah? Like what, amorcito?~😈

Reader: Like break your FUCKING NECK and gouge your eyes out and RIP-

Valentino: 😶 *hangs up*

Angel: *recording in the background, dying of laughter*

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rebouks · 2 months

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Previous // Next

[echoing laughter] Jude: Yeah, well.. at least I’m not scared of water. Levi: I’m not scared, I have a medical condition! Jude: What’s it called, little bitch-itis? [Robin shouldn’t have laughed, especially since Levi had a pretty legitimate reason for being terrified of water; but still; that was a good one] Levi: You can shut up too! Jude: Hurr say something, durr shut up-.. make your mind up. [Robin rolled his eyes and ducked underwater, kicking Jude in the ribs for good measure; they shouldn’t bother] Levi: You just wait until-… Jude: Come n’ get me now if you want-.. oh wait. Coach: Aye, keep running your mouth Moya.. I’m sure your mom won’t have ‘nowt to say about it. [Jude scowled at Levi before turning around, launching as much water as possible in his classmate’s direction] … Levi: Not so tough without your mate, are you? [Robin kicked his locker shut with force enough to rock it; he’d had enough of Levi recently] Levi: Laugh at me again, I dare yo-… [Levi didn’t quite manage to finish his sentence]

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #robin finch #jude moya #levi sears #oscar finch #sdkjsdkj #they may be angels but robin and jude are still very much the products of their fathers #🙈#ough.. robin was in NO mood for ur bullshit today levi #u asked for it buddy #but violence is not the answer.. ahem #BAD ROBIN!

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huskingthatdust · 1 month

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Husk finds a note on the bar that says "do you like choking gay style, xoxo your secret admirer." Bonus points if this is before sir pentious moves in. Bonus bonus points is if Angel Dust leaves a kiss print on the note and walks past Husk in this lipstick. Bonus bonus points if Husk crumbles it up and throws it at Angel with a growl, and Angel Dust just winks and chuckles at him.

Bonus bonus bonus points if months later Husk brings this up while they're dating by saying "I don't by the way, but if you're into it I'll try it." And Angel dust being like what? Cuz he said it out of nowhere and Angel has long forgotten this bit, but chose the most petty bitch for a partner. "Choking gay style? The little annoying note you left for me." And Angel Dust gets so unbelievably flustered and embarrassed apologizing. Then stops and says "wait you wanna try it?" And husk hits him with a pillow.

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust shitpost #lads im on my bullshit again #posting drafts cuz i crave the validation in being right

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lightasafeaver2 · 1 month

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(Reposting my old stuff since I got banned :/)

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void-bitten-ghost · 27 days

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Okay but what if I believed in 'Angel-hasn't-actually-come-in-years' supremacy?? Huh???? What then???

I'll tell you what then. It means when he admits that to Husk, the cat makes a bet with Angel that he can change that

#huskerdust #angelhusk #angel dust #look okay he's a really REALLY good actor #its just second nature #but. as we know. husk sees right through that kinda bullshit #and it's not an easy task okay. between the drugs the desensitisation and the dissociation Husky boy's got some work to do #and i believe he'd be more than happy to do it #if this or anything like this already exists as a fic P L E A S E send it my way I Beg

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thefiresofpompeii · 30 days

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a lot of people talk about love don’t roam being about rose which, sure, obviously, the first time i heard it in the runaway bride and recognised the lyrics i cried, but what people don’t mention nearly often enough is that my angel put the devil in me is more than just a gag tune for tallulah’s showgirls to perform at the cabaret. it’s a song from the perspective of martha.

that’s essentially the plot of smith&jones. the little streetcar is the tardis

referring to the fact that ten kept promising martha ‘one last trip’ before he dropped her off. then another, and another. hey, it don’t have to be eternally, because he’s not the kind of guy to stick around…

davros’ admonishment in journey’s end: the doctor may be a pacifist who never carries a weapon, but he turns everybody around him into soldiers. martha’s no exception; she holds the osterhagen key. ten may be her guardian angel, but her traumatic experiences while travelling with him harden her spirit, and by s4 she’s working for UNIT. she was an ordinary medical student and he put the ‘devil’ of adventure in her, just like any other companion

now this one’s pretty self-evident. cold grey eyes and a simple smile. guile and charm and mystery. whisked her away like a witch on a broomstick. one and one and one: three hearts between the two of them. or maybe ‘three’ is martha, the doctor and the tardis. or — worse — martha, the doctor and rose.

the fact that the song is playing during this scene in the end of time also casts its meaning in a different light: jack has been radically transformed through meeting the doctor just like martha was. from a conman and a coward to an unlikely hero. jack shoulders the burden too. so many lives upended because of this bad bad angel. don’t make crowley jokes

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milomilesmib · 1 month

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Angel Dust, absolutely furious: I'm gonna go find whoever decided deepthroatin' cocks would bruise ya throat, and I'm gonna make 'em PAY

Husk: Not without me, you're not. We can even turn it into a date.

Angel:

Angel: that would make our first date, Husk. You want our first date to be a day of findin' and torturin' a deity, angel, God, whoever?

Husk, handing Angel a gun: did I stutter?

#guess whos back on his textpost bullshit #meeeeee #angel dust #hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #angel dust x husk #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #(we're not talking about how i came up with this)#(we'll say my throat hurts and leave it at that)#mildly nsft

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alilaro · 10 months

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those damned anime weebs were right, Neon Genesis Evangelion really does go fucking hard

#neon genesis evangelion #evangelion #end of evangelion #neon genisis #i loved all the parts with the childhood trauma :)c #aka every second of every episode #also god damn the fanbase is annoying LMAAAO #people saying shinji was a coward and too whiny; like bro u get ur 14 year old ass up in that ship and fight a biblically accurate angel #the size of fucking EARTH #like homie its about child abuse; ptsd trauma; and the despair it brings and how you can break through that despite how dark it gets #fanbase is literally like 30+ redditorbros like 'do you ship AsuShin or ReiShin? haha who do u think is hotter? ;P'#LIKE NONE YOU FREAK THEY'RE 14 AHHHH #.....but obviously Ritsuko and Maya are endgame. theyre canon wlw and 24+. its fuckin over for yall #thank you for reading my rambling bullshit ;-)

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justmenoworries · 3 months

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Manifesting the forbidden Vox/Angel Dust friendship.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #listen. LISTEN #i know it probably won't happen #but it's something that just has my heart #they're both victims of val #they've had to deal with his bullshit for years #they both have a hidden more vulnerable side to them that they're afraid to show #i want them to bond over what they've been through and heal together #plus tell me a vark and fat nuggets playdate wouldn't be the cutest thing i dare you

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purgaytorysupremacy · 6 months

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friend who is watching Supernatural because I won't shut up about it: I dunno, the episode "It's a Terrible Life" feels kind of empty and doesn't really make a lot of sense. Like, the message is just "ghost hunting is mad fun, bro"

me, buzzing with murder board energy: no, no, but you see... *writes hundreds of words about how this is one of THEE Dean Studies episodes, especially when paired with the season two djinn episode and endverse, and builds important parts of the angel's lore and plans, and is a meta example of the show's creators misunderstanding their own characters and stories*

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thehorsewitch · 3 months

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Spoilers for Poison music video for Angel Dust.

Content Warming: Sexual Assault.

Twitter is a shithole right now. People are going APESHIT over Angel Dust dancing, with sexy lyrics and the like, and his sexual assault being played on the TV screen in the background. They're disregarding people who have been raped and act like Angel Dust in that they're hypersexual.

They're literally sending death threats, gore videos of animals, and even rape threats to people who support Hazbin Hotel.

If survivors don't fit into their view of what a survivor SHOULD look like and behave, it's unnatural. It's not realistic.

I saw this in the Lore Olympus fandom, where Persephone was wanting sex and being horny. Apparently survivors aren't supposed to do that, we're supposed to be repulsed, quiet, and afraid of all intimacy (please know that survivors like that are just as valid and you have my support).

That fucking hurts because I act SO similar to Angel minus the confidence with strangers as a result of MY abuse.

It's so incredibly ironic for them to bitch about how rape is portrayed, in Angel's case, as something he covers by using his hypersexual, loud persona, if they're survivors themselves. I used to have this view because I was immature and didn't know how to cope, so I invalidated.

I sincerely hate people on Twitter at times.

#angel dust #hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #vivziepop #twitter bullshit

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rubysparx · 4 months

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What the merch management for ultrakill fails to understand is that actually we’re all a lot weirder then they think and stopping at Gabriel, Mirage, and V1 bodypillows is unacceptable. When do I get Swordsmachine bodypillow

#back to your regularly scheduled bullshit #where’s that post Sol made about the ultrakill virtues #bc he was so fucking right about that #when do we get abstract angelic entity bodypillow #ultrakill

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lightasafeaver2 · 1 month

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