#army tf

[occamstfs]

Wouldn't It Be Funny?

Back again with a longer military tf, Hope you enjoy! - Occam

Curtis and Joseph were bored out of their minds. After growing disenchanted with university life the two were well into a gap year and have been finding progressively less stimulating ways to waste away their time. Without assignments piling up and biweekly mandatory lectures they were firmly adrift as the days of the week blur together. Curtis continues scrolling on his phone while Joseph, phone ever-so-recently dead, tries to think of anything to do while it charges back up.

“Wait! I think my brother left a stash of beer last time he visited!” Curtis looks up and squints at his friend, “the best thing you think we could be doing right now is day drinking alcohol your brother left here months ago?” Joseph makes a motion inviting Curtis to produce a better idea which goes unanswered as he rolls his eyes and gets up to accompany Joseph on this ignoble quest.

Joseph leads Curtis to the hall closet where he had apparently thrown everything his brother, Nick, had left after staying over for a couple weeks. There is some deodorant and other toiletries scattered about although the floor, first and foremost however, what catches Curtis’ eye is an army uniform laying in a heap, in the corner of the closet. There is just something about it. Any time he starts to move his attention away from it another question pops into his mind requiring a deeper inspection of the jacket. He wonders how durable the uniform actually is? It looks as if it's never been worn though he knows that Nick has certainly done some training in it. He simply must have a closer look.

Before he could act on that, the jacket he so craved was chucked at him as Joseph found his bottled quarry underneath. “Score! It’s almost full too, we can have two each and rock, paper, scissors over the last one.” Joseph heads to the kitchen well on his way to some palatable lukewarm beers as he continues to chat busily at Curtis. His roommate doesn’t hear him however as the only thing on his mind is the scratchy jacket in his arms. 

He almost blushes looking down and feeling it in his arms, quite a bit heavier than he thought it would be. Surely he should toss it back with the rest of Nick’s things but it’s such a nice jacket. Quite a shame it's gone so long just sitting in their unworn. Maybe he’d just toss it on as a prank. Yeah Joseph would love that, seeing his friend in this massive jacket. His body acts quicker than his mind though, swiftly putting it on, pulling the hem down to straighten it out and pulling the sleeves up so you can just see his hands out the end.

Curtis hears his friend opening bottles in the kitchen and grins as he pictures the look on Joseph’s face as he sees him wearing this. He zips it up and struggles to get wrinkles out of the pockets before the grand reveal. No reason to not try and look legit. For it to really be funny it needs to look good. As soon as the thought that this would be funny enters his mind however he has a sharp headache and groans. No longer able to recall the incongruity of the situation as he steps out to see his friend.

Rounding the corner Curtis quickly starts what is meant to be a comedically poor salute but instead executes one with the precision of a machine. This only heightens the comedy of it all from where Joseph is standing however, halfway through a bottle of beer he chokes and spits up the beer all over the counter. He takes a moment to recover from this waste of beer before looking up once more and laughing so hard he can’t stand up straight.

Curtis in turn clenches his fist hard enough to pop a joint as he feels aggressively defensive. Why is his friend laughing at him. His back tenses with more effort than he has sustained in months, and more strength then he has wielded in a lifetime, as he cannot let this slight go unreciprocated. “What’s so funny, Kid.” Joseph looks up to see Curtis with an expression of rage more genuine than any emotion he had seen of his friend in months. It is immediately met with a flinch and a recoil as Joseph can’t bring himself to his friends’ burning gaze, “Jesus Curtis is everything alright? I thought you were doing a joke?”

A Joke? Curtis’ neck spasms breaking him out of his statuesque posture and upon rubbing a neck more muscular than he thought possible, he remembers, of course he was doing a joke! Why else would he be wearing Nick's Jacket! Smiling as he remembers how good it landed, he heads over to his friend, “Sweet you already opened a bottle for me! What’s the move now, did you want to game?” 

Joseph, shell-shocked by this return to spirits, assumes that the whole thing was now some shit joke, hands his friend a beer and heads to set up his PS5, “sure whatever dude, can you get the lights?” Which Curtis quickly does, not noticing his arms definitively stretching much further out of the jacket than they should. Waiting for his friend to finish the setup Curtis paces behind the couch, each step louder than the last as he grows less careful of his footing and he continues to ever so slightly grow into this jacket.

“Can you chill dude?” 

“Oh! Sorry did-”  

“And why are you still wearing my brother’s jacket!”

“Your brothers-” Curtis pauses to look at the name stitched onto his chest and is also shocked that he’s wearing Nick’s jacket though decidedly not for the same reason that Joseph assumed. “Woah sorry kid? I guess I was cold? Do you want me to throw it back in the closet?”

“Just take it off dude! And stop calling me kid,” puffing as he sits back on the couch and starts to play some game Curtis feels like he should recognize before taking off the jacket and heading to put it in the closet. He scratches at his chin as he tries to work out what feels so off right now. Hanging up Nick’s jacket, sure not to leave any creases, he remembers that he’ll probably need to shave soon so he doesn’t get a mark at the next inspection, his rougher hands feeling around his sharper jaw to check the damage.

Returning to the living room he trips over what he assumes is his own feet but is embarrassed to find; Ah! It’s his jacket! Thank god he let his discipline slack here and not back at base. He picks it up as Joseph turns around hearing the stumble and begins to hurry him back before instead asking, “did you do something with your hair?” To which Curtis tilts his head like a dog before Joseph shouts once more, “Dude! Are you wearing my brother’s socks!?”

“No of course not they would never fit.” He says looking down to see the same army green socks he always wears, not Nick’s. “Well my feet do seem larger than I thought they were.” continuing as he bends down to inspect his feet, Joseph scrambles over to do similarly, though neither notices as they slowly inch even larger across the carpet. Instead Joseph is immediately thrown for a loop hearing a loud groan from his friend as he stands back up. Now almost a head taller than he was before bending down.

“Fuck dude you’re so tall!” Joseph reaches up to put his hands on his friend’s shoulders. Curtis was always taller, a fact Joseph was already none too pleased with, but this was ridiculous. He almost has to strain and as he does finally get his arms up he immediately finds thick traps under his friend’s strained shirt, “Asshole! Have you been working out without me!?” 

“Of course not. When would I? Or who would I even-”

“I mean, with recruiters right?” Joseph offers forth without the thought even consciously entering his mind. It made no sense to him but it was true. Suddenly it's as if some form of static fills the minds of both the men, a warm static buzzes through Curtis’ mind and body as he starts to unconsciously put the newly reclaimed uniform back on himself. Joseph experiences something far harsher in his own mind, the static is unbearably cold and punishing. He claws at his head, no longer able to hold two ideas of who Curtis is in his mind. And it is clear which reality is prevailing as Curtis slides his thicker arms into the jacket, flexing to make sure his uniform is fitting just right.

As he begins to zip up the jacket his pecs begin to make themselves well more than apparent. His decidedly larger nipples poking out as the apparently nylon shirt hugs his defined chest and he struggles to get the zipper closed without being uncomfortably tight on his pecs before deciding to just leave it unzipped for now. “Why would I be working with recruiters, lil’ dude?” He looks confused at his friend, or his friend’s little brother? Before smirking and seizing the chance, “If anything you’re the one who should be working with them, gotta be bigger than that to join up with us!”  He puts a hand on Joseph’s head messing with his hair, jolting Joseph back to this new reality.

“Curtis! Do you not think something weird is happening here!”

“Oh? Did your brother not tell you I go by Curt?”

“My brother? Fuck dude! It’s his jacket! You’re wearing his jacket again!”

“Ah no lil’ dude this one here is mine, check it!”

Joseph looks at the clear name tag on his chest clear as day with Curt’s last name on it, not noticing as he seamlessly uses Curt’s apparent preferred name. Instead he stares at a symbol over the center of Curt’s chest clearly also different than the one on his brother’s uniform. Curt smirks as he points to it himself, “Impressed kid? I’m already a Private First Class, not too hard to outpace Nick though. I mean love the guy but come on! Show some hustle! We enlisted together for a reason dude!”

Suddenly Joseph feels that this statement was a bridge too far. He feels a pit in his chest as he feels he has just lost something greater than he can understand going to slap the exemplar of a man in front of him, “Snap out of it!” Before even nearing a strike however his wrist is snatched out of the air and held fast above his head. Curt stares daggers into Joseph at this sign of aggression, this challenge. His eyes darken as his stubble grows out even more. Joseph feels Curt’s grip grow even darker watching as the hair on his arms darkens spreading out from the sleeves. He brings in Nick’s little bro closer to his face as his warm, heaving breaths distract Joseph from the pain in his upheld wrist before he lets go and guffaws, “You’ve gotta be quicker than that kid if you want to enlist with us! Where is your brother anyway? ‘S why I came over right?”

Joseph is perplexed as Curt lets him go, also unsure as to why this mammoth of a man is in his living room. They are quickly assuaged as Curt gets a text from Nick. “Oh you need a ride did ya kid? No problem! He just wants you to bring over the jacket he left over here and we’ll head on out.” Curt struggles to shove his feet in his combat shoes before finding himself distracted as the shoes push out to fit his ever larger feet.

Joseph’s mind remains a battlefield but it is clear which side is soon to rout as he heads to the closet where he just wanted to grab some beer. Inside he finds not only his brother's jacket, expertly hung, but a second one that looks almost supernaturally comfortable. He pauses before reaching out, feeling an existential aversion to the jacket hanging in his closet. before there’s a brisk breeze through the house and he shivers. Joseph quickly grabs his brothers and slides into the latter jacket, a tad too big but the world around him feels much warmer now that he has it on.

After suiting up Joseph quickly rushes back to his brother’s friend, quite wanting to make a good impression on the private first class. As he rushes his footsteps quickly grow in volume as his tennis shoes thicken into pristine combat shoes and grow far wider as his feet race to keep up, filling their increased space. Barely avoiding tripping over his now massive feet, he sees that Curt is of course not a private at all but his Corporal, as he freezes and salutes. His biceps straining his sleeves as his stained white shirt begins to slowly make room for the soldier’s expanding muscle. “At ease Joe, Let’s go ahead and head on out.”

Curt leads Joe out to his lifted truck and has him get in before loading a few more things into the bed of his truck. There is a load of clearly dirty towels in the back seat as Curt clearly has an issue bringing in laundry after his workouts. Although he doesn’t make it a habit of driving recruits so it’s not usually an issue. Sitting in the musky cabin does immediately cause issues for Joe however, as he puts the seatbelt on he feels his body start to expand in every direction it can. His pecs push against both his shirt and the seatbelt. He pulls his tight shirt down, straining it to the brim as he feels a sudden itch in his crotch. His hand already down there and finding it impossible to bring his attention anywhere else he sees his bulge push out, almost doubling in size as he scratches his increasingly overgrown pubes. He struggles to cover the impossible to miss bulge forcing his brother’s jacket over his crotch, the added pressure and warmth overwhelms him as Curt notices from outside

Curt watches as his new recruit’s shoulders broaden and his jaw widens. He slightly shifts in his seat, almost gyrating, running the hand not shoved in his pants through his hair, leaving behind a respectable high and tight demanded of any respectable recruit.

Curt slowly opens the door giving the recruit the briefest of chances to at least perform decency. Immediately wrenching the hand from his pants to salute, shouting “Sir!” towards his Corporal, eyes growing deathly serious as he touches a visibly sweat covered hand to his brow. Curt’s eyes glint as he notices the action flung Nick’s jacket off and exposed Joe’s still expanding bulge and unzipped pants. The two feel a hunger starting to grow in their chests as Curt hops into the driver's seat. Adjusting his rear view as he juts up once more in height, his jacket making it apparent to all he is now a sergeant, Curt begins to drive off towards the base. 

Curt puts his hand on Joe’s inner thigh, overstimulating the private who roughly clenches his jaw trying to keep it together. He feels pre start to soak through Joe’s fatigues as he starts to rub his thigh. Grunting as he too feels a powerful stirring in his crotch, his cock forcing itself further down his leg. “Wouldn’t want to stop at my place first, would ya’ Joe?” Joe stares at the sergeant ahead of him with a lust deeper than the can understand, and a hunger to grow even larger. Curt chuckles, “gotta release some of this energy before we break the new to Nick anyway.” He turns his car and begins to race towards his apartment on the base. 

As the heat in the car begins to fog up the windows the two men could not remember anything besides who they were since joining the army. After an anything but quick fuck, they would get back to work on the base. Curt distracts himself as he commands his troops and Joe gets ready for his promotion ceremony, ready to rub it in his brother’s face that he was already going to be higher ranked. The two follow orders flawlessly as they always have, performing their duties with rigor. The only thing more present on their minds than dedication to their fellow soldiers being the excitement for the next time they are to fuck.

#masculinization #mental change #male tf #army tf #male transformation #muscle tf #reality change

[octuscle]

Hello, Chronivac Support?

I am a 22 year old white twink who was interested in trying the app, but when I downloaded it and opened it up for the first time, it only gave me four presets to choose from: Military, Leather, Stoner, Latino. What do these mean and why won’t my phone close the app until I choose something????

Don't worry! You are in the "Current popular presets" view. But indeed, something seems to have hung up on your app…. I'll take over the remote control. Let me see if I can fix this…. Very funny… When I click on Latino or Stoner, nothing happens. Let's see what happens with military. Fuck, now the app is actually developing a complete life of its own…. Is something happening with you…? I feel like my body is going to explode at any moment…. And I didn't have my military boots on this morning?

Comrade, I think we will have to contact Chronivac support. Welcome to the army! Let's get this damn march over with and then we'll restart your damn app again.

#male tf #muscle tf #chronivac #reality change #army tf

[rainbowsuitcase]

So much BTS lore feels like fanfiction and I can't get over it

Two of the members hated each other at first. They argued a lot and one time, they threw folded clothes at each other and the member who folded them had to come scold them. And now they keep reminding everyone how long they've known each other for. They wrote a song together where they said that "respect is a higher tier than love" and then called each other "my respect."

The smartest member of the group (one the previous two morons btw) didn't know how to tie his shoelaces until highschool. He doesn't eat seafood because he loves crabs. He's a literal geniues and he's so clumsy and such a dork (and I relate so deeply). And that body, guys, I'm telling you. This whole guy was made by a fanfic author.

Their company was near bankrupcy when they debuted. One of the members, who was getting offers from so many other companies, joined this one because he admired another member who was already a part of it. When these two met for the first time, member two was only wearing underwear and member one said "wow, thighs."

Another member came to an audition, not to audition himself but to support a friend. He was the only person from that audition round to get in. The friend did not.

Another member, who was studying to be an actor, was street cast on a bus.

One of them lost confidence and tried to leave before the debut, but another convinced him to come back, because they "needed him."

The whole industry hated them when they debuted and now they're arguably the best kpop group worldwide. (Arguably, read: argue with the wall)

(Add your own pls, I want to make a collection from this)

#in order #namjoon and yoongi #namjoon #jungkook and namjoon #taehyung #seokjin #hoseok #i feel bad there's nothing about jimin #but i'm literally just ranting off the top of my head #tf you want me to say about jimin #he's a prince?? #he's Tiny but Mighty?? #he's the perfect love interest?? #click clack of chelsea boots?? #bts #bts army #bangtan #like wow i really am in a mood tonight huh #fanfiction #kpop

[bleuu-moon]

me convincing myself that the 141 would be the most respectful caring loving men ever all whilst purposely ignoring what the average british male is actually like:

#i suppose that’s why it’s called fiction x #we love an au here #tf 141 #army men too oh no

[femcelhood]

I didn’t have the courage to make the OP read this

#tf #TFP #transformers prime #megatron #Starscream #megop #had to shove it in sorry I’m trying to get promoted in the fujoshi army

[hellfire-fist]

THE KUMA FLASHBACK JUST TRANSCENDED ZORO'S SACRIFICE IN THRILLER BARK AND HIS BOND WITH LUFFY EVEN MORE— I CAN'T. THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART. KUMA I LOVE YOU SIR

#one piece #how does Oda do this tf #one piece manga #kuma #revolutionary army #zoro #luffy #zoro x luffy #zolu

[lokisasylum]

"He wrote Jimin a letter with this song--"

"This song is similar to CTT--" Bestie your fave didnt even write his own song (AGAIN) what are ya'll even talking about?? 😭 Even Melanie Fucking Fontana has credits in the song.

And "Closer Than This" is a FAN-SONG that JIMIN wrote, so he has writing credits in. They're not the same, ya'll are just CLOWNS.

#FREE JIMIN #the man is serving in the REAL Army leave him tf alone #TK keep appearing in videos with women and both side of the shipps keep insisting in “hidden messages” #go be useful and STREAM LIKE CRAZY TO 1 BILLION

[plainblackcanvas56]

For @martintheland-lockedmartian

(Love your fics. Had to draw something for you in return :)

Inspired by Birdcage:

Likes, reblogs etc. are appreciated. I crave validation :D

#tf #tf fanart #myart #my art #tfp #tfp fanfic fanart #transformers #maccadam #optimus prime #tfp orion pax #megatron #megop #pls note the tiny raf and his scraplet army #the battle scene took AGES #inspired by fob centuries #canvasdraws

[transformers-synergize]

Reflector, a hive mind and loyal decepticons or well at least loyal to Shockwave. he is Shockwaves lil helper, Shockwave was the one to find the potential in his spark, before Shockwave he was nothing, now he is powerful, he is worth Somthing, and most importantly hes worth something to Shockwave (even if Shockwave see his worth as a useful tool). he give his life to defend Shockwave and has multiple times, or at least pieces of his spark and some of his frames.

Reflector is a hard lil worker, often each of his frame having a long list of task that need to be done. he does it all with a smile, never complaining or skipping a task because it's for Shockwave and what greater honor is there than working for the smartest, most amazing bot in the universe.

Reflectors usually travel in groups of 3, but there are way more than 3 reflector bodies. with the strange ability to split  his spark, he can put those pieces into new frames and control multiple frames at once. Reflectors can have different alt modes and can even have different frame types. tho the flying drone version is the most common.

Pic below with two standard reflectors with different altmodes, and a reflector with a different frame type that turns into a camera.

More backstory in tags

#reflector #transformers fan continuity #tfs #transformers synergize #art post #transformers #redesign #he is a vary loyal boy #he was just meant to be a lil experiment a damage low class bot with no hope of affording repair with his only chance of being repaired #giving his frame up to science #listed as a bot with no special abilities and no real worth when given to Shockwave he put him throughout some rather cruel experiment #till one accidentally Revealed reflectors ability to split his spark #reflector went from disposable test subjects to a army of disposable minions #shockwaves the only bot who ever made him feel like he was worth anything even that worth is inherently link to how well he Serves shockwav #maccadam

[octuscle]

Hey Chronivac support so I had a question. Wasn't really able to line up a career after college and thinking of signing up for the army's "chronivac recruitment program." I have my appointment later today at one of their headquarters. My friends who did it swear it was the best decision of their life, but I don't know what to think. Yeah they're all jacked, but I swear they've gotten a lot dumber and more submissive. Was just wondering if you knew anything about the presets they use, I'm having doubts. Thank you.

I also think it's a good idea. What is better than serving the fatherland? As far as I know, the Army works with retrograde training in the standard preset. Within a week, your body is set up as if you had been participating in boot camp training for six hours a day for the last five years. What else you did during that time depends on an aptitude and usage test. If you do poorly, you will have spent time playing video games on Playstation and watching action movies. Then you should end up rather stupid and submissive, as you have observed with your buddies. If you do well, you will have spent another two hours a day leading the boot camp. Then you already have the basic qualification to become a sergeant.

And the top five percent have already trained another six hours a day on a military academy. Then you're right into the officer track.

Believe me, however you do: You'll have fun and make your parents proud!

#male tf #muscle tf #chronivac #reality change #army tf

[raayllum]

like don't get me wrong it could happen with enough narrative (currently completely unseen) legwork but Pharos freeing Aaravos when 1) he's miles away from the prison, 2) Karim has no awareness or interest in the prison whatsoever, 3) a corrupted Pharos freeing Aaravos would just be the same as "Callum under possession doing it" but with zero amount of the emotional impact and 4) one of the most important plot points in the entire series being given to a beyond minor character is like... it's just not structurally that sound y'know?

#like will he infect and give aaravos an army? yeah #will he personally be freeing aaravos when he doesn't have the key (whatever it does) / the prison #pharos #the english major strikes again #it's the 'viren is callum's dad' thing all over again bc besides the initial shock there is no. narrative weight behind any of it #or like if gren suddenly became a massive military force person in leading the sunfire elves when amaya and janai are. Right There #like you Could Do That. but why tf would you Do That

[devilsrecreation]

Outlander drawing prompts I got from Wannadraw

- Jasiri gardening

or as Deadpool

or as a model

- Madoa as a warlock

or as a popstar

or steampunk

- Janja drawing a picture of himself

or chibi style

or as a popstar

- Chungu as an evil queen (king)

or wearing an outfit made of flowers

or as an artificer

- Cheezi made of cheese (hehe…CHEESE-i)

or playing with fireworks

or skydiving

- Nne riding a dragon into combat (a komodo dragon lol)

as a demon

or as a puppet

- Tano adopting 50+ cats (bonus if they’re all disney cats)

or dancing in a music video

or as a bard

- Mzingo chibi style

or as a cowboy

or if he was one of the mean girls

- Mwoga as a lego character

or going to prom

or as a ranger

- Reirei as a bard

or rocking a ballgown

or at the Olympics

- Goigoi going to highschool (new au??)

or on Valentine’s Day

or traveling the desert

- Dogo if he was a disney prince

or sporting a giant anime sword

or as a superhero (SUPER JACKAL)

- Kiburi wearing 50’s clothing

or dressed like Nicki Minaj (WHEEZE)

or gardening

- Tamka as a model

or drawn in hayao miyazaki’s style

or on Valentine’s Day

- Nduli as a barbarian

or flying on a magic carpet

or as a Mortal Combat character

- Neema as a rogue

or running from a bear

or surfing

- Shupavu as a llama

or as a druid

or as a character from your fav video game

- Njano as a plant person

or as a wizard

or stranded on an island

- Kenge as a druid

or as a pirate (PIRATE AU?????)

or made of cheese

- Sumu going to a Ren faire

or stranded on an island

or as a ballerina

- Ushari climbing a tree

or drop dead gorgeous

or wearing a bikini (ig as a human-)

Bonus: Vitani’s guard

- Vitani falling in love with an ice cream

- Shabaha as a warlock

- Kasi cooking

- Imara in Lady Gaga’s clothes (bonus if she wears her meat dress)

- Tazama as a character from your favorite video game

Double bonus: Makuu and Hodari

- Makuu if he was two inches tall

or in a Halloween costume

or as an angel

- Hodari at comicon

or as a paladin

or wearing an outfit made of flowers

#the bolded ones are ones that i’d do if i could draw #i find it funny how nne gets cool prompts and meanwhile tano’s there with a cat army #kiburi would rock 50’s clothing but him dressed as nicki minaj 😭😭😭😭😭 #i’d love to draw the outlanders in the chibi style omg #but mzingo as a cowboy could be interesting #who gave dogo a sword that’s what i wanna know #OH BUT REIREI WOULD TOTALLY ROCK A BALLGOWN #i wonder what goigoi would do for reirei on v-day awww #tamka would make a great model and nduli would be the cutest barbarian #but nduli on a magic carpet would be hilarious #cheezi made of cheese is too perfect but him playing with fireworks is so in character #neema visited the tree of life and fucked up #the rogue thing is cool tho #did not expect the dnd options tho #BUT HOW TF WOULD SHUPAVU LOOK AS A LLAMA?!?!! HFHFHGGHFFF #best make her a shapeshifter #kenge would be an awesome pirate but he’s love to be a druid so he can turn into a dragon #njano would make the cutest wizard tho #also sumu’s on the island of madagascar he’s gonna move it move it #uahari has the most normal ones but honestly he deserves it #except the bikini one lmao #though ig the drop dead gorgeous option would have to be him in a human au #drawing prompts #if anyone wants to draw any of these go ahead #the lion guard

[victoryrifle]

Frankenstein’s Army (2013)

dir. Richard Raaphorst

#frankenstein's army #horroredit #horrorgifs #frankensteinsarmyedit #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #body horror #mine #gif:mine #gif:frankensteinsarmy #this movie is GOOD and you can't change my mind #also i hope to not get flagged bc of the 5th gif. guess we'll find out #edit: okay it did post just fine which is good. makes me wonder why tf it wont let me post music videos gifs if it lets me post THAT

[ilyuu]

I'll see you in the backyard. have your balloons and guns loaded. 🔫🦆.

OH FUC

#🖇️. — oliver! #DUCKIE GET OVER HERE TF ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM?? #🔫 #PULLING UP WITH AN ARMY #🔫🔫 #🔫🔫🔫

[bugcaptain]

I am……. Attempting to write a comic with my wife (teaser)

#tf #swsw #swerve #swindle #I have so many funny ideas but am notoriously lazy so enjoy being teased and never hearing about it again #unless….. #thank y swsw army (everyone who thinks I’m silly and is nice to me)

[we1come-to-swerves]

the saga continues 👍

rodimus @ getaway after the mutiny :

he’s a hopeless romantic u see

megatron, in the last issues of mtmte :

#nah cuz the poor guy rly had the djd AND overlord AND deathsaurus AND a whole ass ARMY after him and the rest of the main crew in that arc #thank u getaway im sure they all appreaciated that bitch move of urs very much #but maybe the number of mass murderers u sent on their trail was a lil much #a slight overreaction maybe #u fucking ass #mtmte #lost light #mtmte memes #idw transformers #transformers #tf #rodimus #drift #swerve #driftrod #rung #whirl #megatron #getaway #mtmte shit posts #starscream also somehow made his way in here #dont ask me how #starscream #also dont think too much about why swerve is asking about whirl's bra size in that one pic #its not important shhhhh