PALI: Come on... just need to... get to... the barrier! Orchid, Aqua, teleport us now!
[ORCHID and AQUAMARINE used Teleport]
AQUA: Ugh... I think we're out of the woods.
PALI: Thank goodness...
ORCHID: What the actual FUCK was that?? Are you still trying to kill me!?
PALI: Get your bloody hands off me! What, you think I had anything to do with this?
ORCHID: Uh, yeah!? Another elaborate ploy to try and finish me off.
AQUA: H-Hey now, Orchid, that isn't fair at all.
ORCHID: You know what? Fuck this. Fuck you all. Don't know why I'm still here, I should've bailed ages ago. Goodbye for good.
AQUA: Orchid--
ORCHID: For good.
PALI: It's okay, Aqua, he isn't worth your time.
AQUA: Sigh... I guess not.
PALI: Oh, I forgot, did you fix Cyto?
AQUA: Uh... turns out I didn't have to.
CYTO: That was CRAZY!! I mean the flying and the vines and the teleporting!!
PALI: Cyto?? Are you okay? Do you recall anything?
CYTO: Uh... I mean I was just by that statue... I think I blacked out for a bit? Prolly hit my head. It's weird but I don't really remember all that much before that...
AQUA: Here, let's get home and I'll fill you in.
CYTO: Okay!
PALI: -thinking- Of all the places for that to be, it's just as bad as mom said. I've never seen one of those things in real life before.
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O
it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”
the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997
it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)
two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama
and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio
edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.
i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes
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Can you share with us a good rabbit picture
Of course! here's th
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Llaois and Falin are not trans in the slightest lmfaoooooo
^ actual panel from the manga
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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard
wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists
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i love the artistic stylings of studio ghibli as much as anyone else does but im kind of sick of anything with like vivid environments and big blue skies being branded as ghibliesque. because its like. you know where else you can hypothetically find some vivid environments with big blue skies? my friend the great and wonderful outdoors are here for you
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