#ask time ask time ask time

[ask-orchidthemew]

PALI: Come on... just need to... get to... the barrier! Orchid, Aqua, teleport us now!

[ORCHID and AQUAMARINE used Teleport]

AQUA: Ugh... I think we're out of the woods.

PALI: Thank goodness...

ORCHID: What the actual FUCK was that?? Are you still trying to kill me!?

PALI: Get your bloody hands off me! What, you think I had anything to do with this?

ORCHID: Uh, yeah!? Another elaborate ploy to try and finish me off.

AQUA: H-Hey now, Orchid, that isn't fair at all.

ORCHID: You know what? Fuck this. Fuck you all. Don't know why I'm still here, I should've bailed ages ago. Goodbye for good.

AQUA: Orchid--

ORCHID: For good.

PALI: It's okay, Aqua, he isn't worth your time.

AQUA: Sigh... I guess not.

PALI: Oh, I forgot, did you fix Cyto?

AQUA: Uh... turns out I didn't have to.

CYTO: That was CRAZY!! I mean the flying and the vines and the teleporting!!

PALI: Cyto?? Are you okay? Do you recall anything?

CYTO: Uh... I mean I was just by that statue... I think I blacked out for a bit? Prolly hit my head. It's weird but I don't really remember all that much before that...

AQUA: Here, let's get home and I'll fill you in.

CYTO: Okay!

PALI: -thinking- Of all the places for that to be, it's just as bad as mom said. I've never seen one of those things in real life before.

#pokemon #pokemon ask blog #pokeask #mew #reuniclus #palisander #orchid #aquamarine #cyto #ic #jovian arc #oh my GOD i'm finally done with this post set #with this that makes a total of 18 pages for this scene #man this really took it out of me idk why #there's a good chance I might change up my art style because i am not as fast at this as i used to be #we'll see #anyways that's done back to ask #ask time ask time ask time #kyuu

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like. #it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain

[lemonbarista]

#i love polls i love asking stupid questions on tumblr #poll #polls #tumblr polls #poll time

[spinejackel]

What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.

i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes

#ask #nature #tornado #sorry if this reply is late #hope the image of walking tornadoes chills you to the bone as much as they do for me #usually i find tornadoes strangely awe inspiring #what with the shear power and destruction they can cause in such a short amount of time #but walking tornadoes are another class all their own #also i made a typo in fujita scale and it’s too late to fix it now

[rabbitebooks]

Can you share with us a good rabbit picture

Of course! here's th

#asks #Anonymous #live photo taken real time from my current location!

[moxley]

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3edit #good afternoon i exclusively hear this tweet in his voice #alright everybody. 20k notes time to turn off notifications. if neil ever says this send me an ask

[yourangle-yuordevil]

That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

#Crowley just really misses the unicorns ok??? #Also Crowley didn't start from a horse to make a new unicorn #he looked at a horse and was like.... nah #then looked at a goat and was like YEAAAAH LET'S GOO LET'S MAKE YOU BIG AF AND YOU CAN ALSO SPIT FIRE WHAT A GREAT IDEA!! #While Aziraphale is fretting over the fact that he accidentally gave WINGS to a HORSE and every time that the angels asks about it he's lik #whaaat?? PegaSUS naaaah never heard about it. Must be a made up thing. humans...right?? silly little things ahahah *sweat nervously* #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #pegasus #unicorn #Do I wanna draw the precious good omens beans? yes. #is this an excuse to draw more horses? also yes. #medieval crowley #ancient greek aziraphale #CAVALLIIIIIII 🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴 #good omens comic #historical husbands

[puppyboygf]

Llaois and Falin are not trans in the slightest lmfaoooooo

^ actual panel from the manga

#if ur gonna leave a bait ask can u try harder next time btw #dungeon meshi

[o0kawaii0o]

raiding the fridge AGAIN

#last one of the OP shenanigans for now #I remember sanji asking nami multiple times for a lock for the fridge (and then finally getting it when they got the sunny) #btw every time I look up sanji's pre timeskip's model sheet for ref I SWOON #the design is just so charming #one piece #monkey d luffy #luffy #sanji #op #o0kawaii0o

[pucciverse]

time loop fans when the loop changes slightly

#anyway thinking about time loops this morning #busy beez #cuz someone asked #two parter with a variant #unreality #ohw

[mebssann]

can't keep her warm, but they cling to each other anyway

#i only want a simon marcy spin off is that too much to ask! #i know there's already a dedicated ep for them #but I want to see their everyday lives during the apocalypse there's so much still left out :(( #adventure time #simon petrikov #marceline abadeer #fanart #digital art #my art

[sabertoothwalrus]

phoenix you gotta law something

#she's asking him for money #I played the first trilogy last year and yet this is my first time drawing them :] #aa #ace attorney #phoenix wright #maya fey #my art

[chloesimaginationthings]

Matpat will always be welcomed into the FNAF universe

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #matpat #ness fnaf #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #dj music man #music man #fnaf #fnaf movie #game theory #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Today is matpat’s last theory!! #I drew this in celebration for the occasion! #Matpat’s character Ness meeting his beloved Music man #people asked if I’d ever draw this and obviously today felt like the perfect time to #I hope he enjoys his retirement #Tysm to Matpat for everything!!

[evilwizard]

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

#evil inbox #my answer is going to keep changing every time y’all ask

[hartro-owns-my-heart-ro]

a lil simon ocd comic set some time in the first year or two after cawm, i think he'd struggle a lot with having his mental filter back after 1000 years without it and try to beat back a lot of perfectly benign thoughts he'd had no problem with as ice king

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #ice king #fiona and cake #my art #repetition #ask to tag

[ot3]

i love the artistic stylings of studio ghibli as much as anyone else does but im kind of sick of anything with like vivid environments and big blue skies being branded as ghibliesque. because its like. you know where else you can hypothetically find some vivid environments with big blue skies? my friend the great and wonderful outdoors are here for you

#in general just assuming all media is drawing from The Most Popular Example Of A Thing #rather than being like hey maybe both these things took inspiration from the same parts of our world #just feels kind of unfair and reductive a lot of the time #not to say its bad when something IS inspired by ghibli but its kind of the professional version of being asked 'wow is that anime'