Both Are Naked and Covered in Oil, Who's Winning the Twerk-off?
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Trying to empathize with people who engage with comedic brands such as Wendy's on social media, engaging in frankly based and hilarious "clapback" behaviors. Lets see how this goes
Day 1:
I drag myself, still soaked in the steaming viscera of my dead mother, to my feet. Every inch of me is soaked in blood and the filth of birth. I am stillborn yet living and I reek of sweetly sour rot, the smell of spoiled pork. My jaws clack and clatter together, chattering my teeth as I try to form words without lips but only brackish water spills from my clogged throat.
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I have a very random thought in my head when I had Wendy’s last time. When they have the Baconator burger, I can totally relate a machine Doofensmirtz created that’s called the Baconator that can shoot out bacon to put on Wendy’s burgers so yeah I can totally relate🙌👏 Crazy am I right??
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when u get called beautiful at the wendys
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Not a big fan of what fast food as an industry has done to the world but they put a pretzel bun on the Wendy’s Baconator so
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Silly Dino named spud‼️‼️ He’s based of this plush I have, and I’ve decided he’s a menace.
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There seems to be a pattern here 🤨 except for Arde bc she's technically not a tanuki lol
A WIP that I may or may not finish bc this is actually really cute haha
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Burger 🍔 of the day: Baconator at Wendy's #food #foodporn #burgers #cheeseburgers #baconator #wendys
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Sister and I were eating Wendy's, and I said "Dave was right" and she said "STRIDER??!"
I was talking about Dave Thomas, yknow,
The Guy who is the FOUNDER of Wendy's
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Baconator: I’mma shove my sasuage up there~
Owen: W-what?! B-but how are you gonna fit all that in this calzone?!?
Baconator:
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