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jasontoddssuper · 5 months

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"Potraying Dick as a huge slut who's always getting put into fanservice is actually progressive because it normalizes casual sex and is gender equality because female characters get potrayed that way too!!!"I mean sure but i feel like we could prove those same points with a male character who's NOT a multiple time r*pe survivor of color that's gotten victim blamed for at least one his assault's and has been coded as demisexual with a discomfort towards sexual looseness for himself since the 80s anyway

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crescentmoonrider · 1 month

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Even though you're gone, we still a team Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream

I'll Be Missing You (1997) - Puff Daddy feat. Faith Evans & 112

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grapejuicegay · 1 year

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a little love for pat ft. patpran protection squad

#yes i consider pat's mom part of the patpran protection squad #she earned it in ep 12 4/4 #anyway pat deserves some love #so here is him getting a bunch #bad buddy #bad buddy series #bad buddy brain rot #badbuddyrewatch #kk.gifs #can't believe the rewatch is over already!#hate that i couldn't be there for so much of it #but i'm back for the end with this little thing so!#also lin if you see this!!#i didn't forget the set i promised you #it's just turning into a bigger beast than i had planned...#and thanks for the help julian <33 i cracked it

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skyloftian-nutcase · 8 months

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I have to ask, sorry if this has been answered before but where is Tillieth in the dad squad? Is she safe? Is she alright?

I don't think it was ever really worked out? I think Nancy mentioned in one of her writings that Tilieth had gotten ill and asked Abel to continue on with Link while she recovered. Personally, I figure she got distracted on a side quest and Abel and Link had been chilling at camp when they were attacked and Til got back to an empty camp and is having a minor meltdown about it.

Tilieth, twelve hours after going to get one (1) item from the local village: Sorry, hon, I saw the coolest cave and there were-- Tilieth: *seeing an abandoned camp* Tilieth: WHERE ARE THEY

#you ask skye answers #lovely smilesrobotlover #Dad Squad #minus the dads #plus one confused and worried mom #is it bad that the phrasing 'is she safe? is she alright?' just IMMEDIATELY made me think of Vader in Revenge of the Sith #I was gonna say 'in your curiosity you killed her' LOL JFKDSLJFKDL #I couldn't hurt Til she's too pure

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boybasher · 3 months

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smilesrobotlover · 10 months

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👏Tell 👏us 👏about 👏Astor👏

OK so Astor’s design is interesting to me cuz they had a lot of potential for cool backstory and instead they went with a lame cult. So Astor has a lot of Gerudo styles in his design from AOC so I took that and ran. He was adopted and raised by a Gerudo couple and he spent his first few years in Gerudo town. When he got older, maybe around 5-8, he had to leave since he was a voe and wasn’t the king of the Gerudo. His parents moved out and built a nice place near the town and he was overall happy. But near their home on the borders of Hyrule and Gerudo, there was a Hylian/Sheikah lab where they did all sorts of experiments, and one of them went horribly wrong. Astor’s parents got caught in the accident and they both died along with a lot of scientists. He was around 15 or so? He spent the next few years alone, occasionally being visited by Gerudo women, but overall struggling to recover from losing his moms. The lab got shut down and bordered off after the accident and when Astor was much older, he went to explore the place. There he actually met Terrako who was alone in the lab, but Astor also saw an interesting piece of technology. You know the weird thing Astor holds in his hand? Yeah that thing was created in this lab, it has Sheikah magic and Malice fused together which is super risky since malice is unpredictable and dangerous. Astor grabs this piece and the malice starts to infect him. But he doesn’t die like Hylians normally would. The Sheikah magic keeps him alive. Aaaaand this is where things go really bad. He doesn’t die but the malice is slowly infecting his brain and he’s slowly losing his mind. He blacks out at the lab and is arrested for trespassing, but they keep him locked up due to the malice already taking ahold of him. There in prison he does meet Ganondorf and the bromance is so strong i can’t take it. They bond since they’re both Gerudo but Astor is losing himself to the malice. When Astor is released, he goes back to get the piece of technology and that’s how he gets his powers and yeah. He loses his mind. He stops going out in the sun cuz the malice makes it too painful for him and he’s really not himself.

Like I’ve said this before idk if y’all remember this but Astor’s story makes me SAD. But there is his backstory.

#asks #he and Ganondorf are best bros and it’s SO wholesome but it’s so sad #Ganondorf tried to help him with the malice but it’s very bad #astor #smiles rambles #tried to give every villain an interesting backstory but Astor and Vaati have the most interesting ones #rip Astor’s moms :(#also he scares Terrako now #villain squad

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yesyourstalker · 6 months

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Octarian superior: ALL RIGHT EVERY ONE UP!! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR HUNG OVER GET UP!!

Inkling caption: we have pain killers and meds for upset stomachs in the medical room.... Get dressed in your uniforms and line up after breakfast. The mission starts today.

Soldiers: *mumbling*.....*moaning*..... Yes sir.......

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Baja: so I joined after my folks kicked me out they told me either get a job, go to school or join the military...... And here I am today.... What about you Princess why are you here?

Warabi: oh...... uhhhh..... Will my parents cut me off from all their money and they told me to get a job and I did but they also wanted me to join the military or at least have some experience in the military so they sent me on this mission. That's pretty much it

Baja: wow sounds like something my folks would do if they were rich. Hahahahahaha

Warabi:hahahahahahahaha

Baja: You're all right princes- Warabi ......you said you work in the barnacle and diamond mall?.......... I went there once and it was pretty cool..... 5 years ago

Warabi: they remodeled a couple years back. You should see it looks really nice

Baja: hhhmmmnm.... Sure, maybe I can visit you too .......if you're still working there

Warabi: hehe... We'll see........... I like the tattoo. What is it?

Baja: oh it's an anglerfish skeleton. pretty sick right? I got it after a metal show.... Chum slingers.... You heard of it?

Warabi: I've heard of-

Neta:..*UGHH*...* Cough* .......* Cough*......uhhh.... shit.....*sniff*................. morning................. What are you kids talking about?........ Fuck my head...............

Warabi: look who decided to show up... Thought you'd stay hunched over that toilet the whole day.... you could of missed the mission

Baja: hahahahaha You were trashed!!

Neta: shut up!................. Nice Chum slinger tattoo you went to one of their-.... Oh...shit.....

Baja: what?

Neta: nothing, nothing. * Clear throat*........ you like Chum slingers?

Baja: Yeah I was telling Warabi..... I went to one of those shows and......... Holy shit! Are you Neta? You used to play for squid squad! I went to one of your shows! Dude you're amazing!

Neta: hehehe... Good to see a fan! Most people just get mad at me for replacing ikkan

Baja: No are you kidding me? I love ikkan, a big fan of his work but you. You match their energy a lot more when you joined. The way you use slap bass technique for splattack is amazing!!

Neta: hehe well.... hahaha thank you

Warabi: I'm going to go make a phone call

Baja: you think I can get an autograph...

Neta: sure.....

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Neta: Warabi!? Warabi!?...... Hey Where'd you wander off to?

Warabi: hmm oh uh I was just trying to make a phone call........ Trying to get mahi.....

Neta: oh did they answer?

Warabi: no... They probably went to work already.... Fuck I should have saved their number...*sigh*That's my last phone call too.

Baja: you can have my phone calls.

Warabi: you don't need to do that

Baja: No I insist. I have no one important to call anyway.

Warabi: oh thank you

Octarian superior: I NEED EVERYONE'S ATTENTION NOW!

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Inkling caption:.... Okay everyone. Unfortunately this is going to be the last day that you will see all three of us.

Random soldier: thank Cod!!

Other soldiers : *agreeing*

Inkling superior: SHUT UP YOU MORONS!!

Inkling captain: We have to separate the Splatoon in half, and you'll have new leaders. Here they are.....let me introduce you to........ 'the captain'........that's all they wrote down for their name. Strange...but ok ......Colonel Kane, lieutenant Reeves and General Anchor

Koi-koi: Good morning everyone!!

Captain 3 :

Neta: Koi?

Warabi: ikkan's mom!! ??

Koi-koi: It's good to see such young and vibrant faces..... Some familiar too.....*clap*.... Let's cut to the chase. My Splatoon is going to transport the great eel to the underground...... The other Splatoon is going to have to capture it first.

Lieutenant Reeves: everyone who is a fish or urchin comes with Anchor and I. All the cephalopods will be with Kane and The captain.. is that clear?

Soldiers: YES SIR

Koi-koi: Anchor do you have anything to add?

Lieutenant Anchor: No, what about you captain?

Captain 3:

Koi-koi:......... Okay....... not that much of a talker I like that...... all right... It's very stoic......hehehehehe.......EVERYONE TO THEIR STATIONS

Soldiers: YES MA'AM

Baja: so... I guess this is the last time we're going to see each other............ here take this. It's nice seeing you Warabi.

Warabi: oh........Thanks.

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Koi-koi: ohhhhhh my little boys!! My talented step son and my future son in-law!!! It's good to see you two!!!!!! [kisskisskisskiss]

Warabi: Hi Mrs Kane!

Neta: Hey Koi....Merv treating you well?.... marriage is good I hope?

Koi-koi: as well as a 35 year marriage can be........... Speaking of marriage..... Let me see the ring...... ohhhh it's beautiful......*sniff*..my little boy is getting married!!!!... I can't believe this!!..... Not to air out his dirty laundry, but he's.... He's not really one for romance or relationships...... hehehe Don't tell him I told you though hahahah... *Sigh*

Neta: he's romantic when he wants to be

Koi-koi: that's nice.....What about you sweetie pie? I saw you talking to that young man a couple minutes ago

Warabi: uhh no we're just friends... Hahah.... he just gave me his number to talk about stuff..... Music stuff

Koi-koi: Hay! What about you Captain? you have anyone in your life?:

Captain 3:

Koi-koi: ........hmm guess not....... Well.... Back to work boys.... Just check the radio... and the sonar. If you receive a message that they found the eel notify everyone else so they can open the cage.......

Neta: that sounds pretty easy......... Considering that we're doc, do you think we can get off the boat I just need to visit-Hay!

Koi-koi: nu ah-ah! I don't allow smoking in my ship...... You can smoke outside or you can smoke off the boat. Which you are allowed to leave but you have to be back in 1 hour..... We may be family, but on this ship I'm your superior and I'd like to keep it that way.......

Neta: technically I'm a major.... I just didn't get to go to my promotion

Koi-koi: maybe you should get to that... And I'm still a higher rank

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Warabi: ok.... They better pick up this time.......hey..... Mahi....... MAhi!!!! .....*crying*......You stupid idiot! I've been trying to contact you the past 2 days!!!!....... No, I'm not crying!! You're crying!!!!............ I'm not dead you asshole! Why would you think I would have died!!........ Okay that is true..... Yeah I would do that but I didn't and I'm fine...... What have you been doing?....... Wahoo world??? I want to go to wahoo world!!! .........That's it. When I come back I'm taking you to Wahoo land.......... Yes, I know it's a lot smaller than wahoo world but we've already gone to waterworld many times. All righ? We have better food anyway. Give me a break..............I miss you and I want to spend the whole day with you when I get back........ Tell you everything about this mission....... I also need to tell you about this cute guy that I met............... I don't know. It feels weird cuz he looks like you a little bit... ..... No, he's a lot taller and broader and his fin is a little bit shorter. He also has this really cute goatee............ I don't have a picture of him.... Well how the fuck was I supposed to know I'd run into a cute guy. I don't have a phone either....... Shut up!............. He's a tetra like you......... He doesn't look like you because he's the same species!! I didn't mean it like that!! He looks like you because .... he has .. similar eye shape........ You know what I'll text him when I get back and he'll send a picture. Shut up!!.... Love you bye..... Oh fuck. wait! Put ikkan on the phone......... Hey ikkan..... I'm doing good. You know I'm surviving..... I didn't know your mom was a colonel.... Yeah she's on the boat right now. You want me to get her....... Hello?........ Hello?... He hung up..

Mahi belongs to @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

#yay! agent 3 I mean my bad captain 3 #and ikkan's mom yay #If there is a wahoo world #wahoo land must exist #a lot of squid squad fans don't like neta because he replaced ikkan #squid squad fans would be low key toxic I just know it #Warabi is making friends #of course he would get close to ' alternate timeline' Mahi #colonel Reeves in Colonel Anchor Will be referred to as fishling superior and urchin superior #did Warabi do a microaggression?#ikkan loves his mom he just doesn't want his ear talked off right now #if he want to hear endless yapping he would of called Neta

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riwrite-a · 6 months

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LKSJHDGLKSDGFBSLKDFJGHLBLKAJDGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭😭

#VIVID BAD SQUAD....................................IM NOT NORMAL IM A SOCCER MOM SCREAMING FOR HER KIDS #also len thumbs up im love him. and the akito face has been killing me all day #i love these kids so much what the fuck. sorry to be annoying on the dash. hatsune miku game ruined my life #‧ miscellaneous. → 「 out. 」

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eightfifteen · 1 year

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Okay but how many of you would realize your nerd children are traumatised by a Sci-Fi monster and under close supervision of the FBI?

#karen wheeler defense squad #She's literally being the best mom she can be in the circumstances.#just because she isn't perfect - because no one is - doesn't mean she's bad or neglectful #Why else would they show the scenes with Mike hugging his mom?#why would they have that scene with nancy and karen in s3?

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shewantsitall · 10 months

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The vibes were sooo off at the game tonight but it's fine everything's fine 💙💙💙

#it was a ✨draw✨#and that's FINE #there were a tooooonnnn of rising freshman from a nearbyish university summer bridge program thing there and some of them were into it ig?#but mostly they were not and were talking and running up and down to leave and come back the entire night #idk my squirrely brain can't hang #and it was just weird #our womens team lost 0-5 today and i feel like the Supporter Section squad was Not feeling it #didnt get to face that fear bc my mom ended up going with #it was fine though #not too bad!#just my ramblings #sadie does soccer

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lovef0ols · 2 years

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#an shiraishi #shiraishi an #pjsekai #ur mom joke #ur mom gay #project sekai #colorful stage #hatsune miku colorful stage #project sekai colorful stage #vivid bad squad

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killuaisaprincess · 2 years

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ME MAKING DAYDREAMS IN MY HEAD WITH OC’S AND OTHER CHARS TO GIVE KI THE FOUND FAMILY AND LOVE HE DESERVES YES

#personal #AHHHHHH #Before you say the main four #that’s fancanon #I TOO HAVE MY HEADCANONS SO I CANNOT JUDGE #EVEN IF I DONT LIKE HATE OR DISAGREE WITH ALL MAIN FANDOM STUFF CUZ I TOO MAKE MY STUFF #But in the actual show Ki is treated so bad by a majority of the characters and it hurts so much #some people like the 99 filler that isn’t canon for Mito Mom but I don’t I don’t want Ki hurt anymore so just the actual canon is good with #me so Ki can have just one or two people nice to him #ANYTIME I AM LIKE OKAY ITS BEEN SIX MONTHS LEMME REWTACH I JUST #THINK #think about all the pain Ki goes through and how many chars disrespect him and I #it hurts my chest and I put it off for another six months #I JUST WANNA LIVE IN MY FANTASY WHERE KI HAS ALL LOVE AND PROTECTION.#PROTECT KI SQUAD #I got all kinda of chars #Inspo from Miitopia where Bulma is one of my party members with Ki so she’s his Mom now #Miku big sis #Sonic the hedgehog big bro like #GIVE KI GOOD OLDER SIBS AND #It sounds like crack but it makes me happy #just finished platinuming all xiii games so now Ki also has Lightning and Serah and snow as fam they adopt him like idc #MY MIND JUST WANTS KI HAPPY AND LOVED #NO GON ISNT USUALLY THERE BUT IF IM IN THE MOOD FOR SHIPPY BUT USUALLY I JUST GOOD FAMILY #Or my rare otp crack Zushi x Ki ZUKINI OR #OC REBECCA X KI BEKI #I HAVE THE NAMES #KI IS ALWAYS THE PRINCESS #BEKI ARE GNC GOODNESS OKAY 👌#I JUST WANT KI TO BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS I DONT CARE WHO OK I DO CARE LOL GK ALWAYS NUMBER ONE BUT I MIX IT UP SOMETIMES

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chaoticneutralgood2627 · 2 years

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Shout out to bitches who haven't talked to their parents for literal months because their parents started throwing a religious fit about them being nonbinary, but now said parent's birthday is coming up and they never officially cut off contact so they don't know what the fuck they're going to do.

🙃🙃🙃

Its me. I'm bitches.

Someone validate my lack of decisiveness, i beg you, her birthday is in less than a week.

#religious trauma #a lil bit #bad parent squad #religious parents #how does one do unofficial cutting contact?#my therapist has already heard about this #and they will hear about it some more #my mom thinks im having a temper tantrum #and she's told my sibling [they] will be sorry about treating me like this when im gone #she doesnt support my sibling either #somehow im the stable adult here #terrible decision really #*screaming*

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stannussy · 2 years

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😐 you fucking trigger my ED, its always in taking it out on me instead of ur shitty husband and whining son and now u are the one getting hurt????

#🤡🤡🤡#and my mom begin on her protection squad #🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡#idk man a lifetime of :( noo dont bite back or gonna hurt more people and them em sad just ask for help #and u need help they give u the middle finger like #💀#dont make me laugh #i wanna keep positive most of the time and think it's just me with people that im very closed off #but the more I think I actually just have to rely on myself alone 💀💀💀 loke bruh #like*#with people like these 😐#like really I thought i could finally trust and boom #always get proven wrong #its just 💀💀💀 funny at this point #NSHDDJDJDJ #dni #ill make u eat ur fucking fingers #always actively making me the bad guy and she gets the fucking scots free???? like are u kidding me???

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kotaromita · 20 days

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so what did you even *do* after the whole taiga debacle before you asked akito to take you back like a clingy ex

Okay, first of all, rude. Second of all, um.

That's sort of a tough thing to talk about. I don't know how much I should say since there's a lot of stuff that I haven't explicitly told anyone. Let's just say I didn't take things very well. I mean, I think all of us took things pretty hard, but...I-I don't know, I mean—I guess Tono and I both tried to run away, so to speak. He left to America and I...I tried to "leave." But I couldn't.

So now I'm back! Begged for Akito to "take me back" like I did. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I should've—I should've tried harder to "leave" but...things are...going well. Things are good lately. They're busy and tiring and stressful, but good. I'm not alone. And that's good.

#ask #anon #OOC: implied suicide attempt #but i made it very vague on purpose since #like two people know about that #one is his mom and none are in vivid bad squad #i wouldnt mind having a scene where someone #finds out of brings it up or #theres some sort of intense emotional moment #and it comes up unintentionally

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bryonyashaw · 1 year

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