... The BG3 Companions as University Instructors and their extra-curriculars - in alpha-order:
Astarion - English Lit. Always has full classes, despite the late hours. Always picks a favorite student in class, mostly to drive speculation about his sexual preferences, which are "yes." Can often be found in the sewing lab very very late at night.
Gale - Astronomy. Speaks about the cosmos as if it were a person he holds in especially high esteem. Will tell his students not to use the laser pointer when Tara comes to class with him, but can't resist it himself. Faculty advisor to the Astronomy Club and spends enough time in the gym for the students to think he works there.
Halsin - Environmental Sciences. Built the on-campus research prairie and forest biomes. Routinely holds class in the greenhouse and is always looking for students to help him gather seeds. Makes a killing selling resin river live-edge tables at the Student / Teacher art show.
Jahira - Fine Arts - Fiber Art and Mixed Media. Used to be kind of a big deal in the art world. Will gladly tell you about "that one party" at Dali's place in Spain. Claims to be too old for extra curriculars, but won't let any of the other teachers help with the Spring Student / Teacher art show.
Karlach - Fine Arts - Pottery and ceramics. Unironically loves raku. Faculty advisor to campus Adventurous Diners club.
Lae'zel - Physical Education, specifically martial arts and self defense. Is still on probation after "accidentally" throwing a jock through a wall. Has taken up film photography, but she's not sure, or ready to admit, why.
Minsc - Early Childhood Education and Development. "Minsc just gets the little ones, ya know?" Operates the on-campus pre-school. Boo, happy to no longer be riding around a few inches from Minsc's ass crack, sees the classroom habitrail as an improvement.
Minthara - Finance. Keeps a framed headshot of Michael Douglas from 'Wallstreet' in her office. Leads Tai Chi on the quad every morning. With aggression.
Shadowheart - Fine Arts - Photography. Still loves taking pictures of her feet, taken from her perspective, and secretly gives an extra point to students who turn in their own feet pictures. Has no extra-curriculars, but can usually be found in the darkroom for lab hours M-Th and on Saturdays.
Wyll - Gender Studies. Started it for the ladies, stayed when he realized he really liked it. Is a big hit with his students, especially the ladies. Also leads the official fantasy football club on campus.
*Bonus* Withers - mostly Retired Cross Country / Track & Field coach. Was very successful back in the day and coached the team to a lot of championships. The school just kinda let's him hang out at practices and drive the golf cart around.
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I love that Withers will just kick you out of the party in the epilogue if you for whatever reason pick a fight.
Could you imagine being an Urge who embraced Bhaal and trying to show up to please your father through bloodlust and before any of your former party members which include, depending on your choices:
A former cleric of Shar who defied her Goddess and lived
Two demon slaying warriors who live in hell
A lord of 7000 vampire spawn with bloodlust like you wouldn't believe
A woman raging war against her former god
And a literal GOD OF AMBITION
Can beat your ass up with no hesitation, the former God of death merely sighs and yeets your ass into the Nth dimension.