#because he is a colonel

[moodysullie]

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Baron Zemo / Colonel Helmut Zemo

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I just like seeing my baby in action. :( Like I know he's supposed to be the criminal mastermind, but come on, he's a DEATH SQUAD COMMANDER.

I'll always be thankful for what TFATWS gave me.

#baron zemo #helmut zemo #baron helmut zemo #colonel helmut zemo #because he is a colonel #🤷‍♀️ #the falcon and the winter soldier #tfatws #marvelgifs #marvel #mcugifs #daniel brühl #daniel brühl gif #danielbrühledit #my gifs #flashing

[hawkeyeslaughter]

very fucked up that almost every time they showed henry’s office you could see his kids’ drawings on the wall i think

#henry blake is alive to ME #almost just as fucked that they had an episode where he held a baby because he missed his #fucked up that he had to experience any type of pain #can y’all tell who my favorite mash character is #listen i love potter hes just . #he’s just not henry . #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblr #henry blake #colonel blake #lgbt #lgbtq #mash 4077

[coockie8]

wait there are actually people out there who think roy would be completely 100% useless in a fight without his alchemy???????

I cannot even begin to express how much I desperately hope any and all posts I've seen that even remotely imply this are joking, because, unfortunately, yeah, some people do genuinely seem to believe that, and it drives me insane.

#fullmetal alchemist #Roy Mustang #I'm sure it's like 80% because the shows/manga play up the ''useless in the rain'' jokes way too much #and I don't think we ever see him actually fight without his alchemy #but regardless of all that I still think it's fucking obvious that the trained military Colonel would know hand-to-hand combat #he just clearly doesn't favour it #I'm not saying he'd be fucking *amazing* at it #he obviously favours his alchemy for a reason #I'm saying claiming he wouldn't know how (which is what you're saying when you claim he'd be useless without his alchemy) is insane #knowing how to defend yourself in a pinch with little resources is quite literally a requirement to becoming a fucking soldier #you'd be piss poor at your fucking job if you caved the second you got unarmed :/

[remyfire]

Did you know that they love her? 😭 💞

#i don't actually know if beej knew about her appendix before this moment either because it's only hawk that potter and margaret tell #so i'm not surprised that he heard 'appendix' when he was half asleep and was like 'wtf are you talking about i am sleeping?' #but the way they both come to help her walk augh my heart #hawkeye pierce #margaret houlihan #bj hunnicutt #houlihunnihawk #margbeejhawk #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #the colonel's horse #s5e12

[pyro-madder]

-> play bn5 -> think netto could've gotten dressed up to board the cruise ship -> think blues/colonel would have to do the same in AU -> remember ipc is Not Invited and that blues would have to disguise himself -> yeah

#another day of normal fanart from me #too normal for my art blog even #tesla and pride volunteered to handle everything #holds onto colonel because he can't fucking see. #pyro draws #gijinka #megaman battle network #blues.exe #colonel.exe #netto hikari

[animnightmare]

Somthing I like about mash is that people understand potter isnt mad when he yells at them most of the time.

Potter seems to be real bad at regulating volume (Same!) and taking his feelings out on whats actually making him upset instead of just yelling at the nearest person (SAME!)

Me deciding he has autism aside, I like that 1. a lot of times he catches himself and apologizes, and 2. that people understand and forgive him.

#I know people dont like potter because he's regular army #but i think hes an interesting character #and i love his dynamic with Margaret #rambles #mash #m*a*s*h #colonel potter #sherman potter

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

on another note i think one of the reasons people call chuuyas words in dhc dehumanizing is because they cut the part where dazai gets his shit together out of the manga, which is where everyone takes that scene from

#because literally like Two Days after chuuya tells him hes acting like a little bitch dazais already gotten a plan together #he literally ambushes shibusawa and everything #he switches up on his opinion of the colonels death #like without that i dont think it really sticks in peoples heads that chuuya was calling out his behavior not like. betraying him or smth #plus if you havent read stormbringer dazai being an ass over the colonel doesn't have as much impact

[sp3akfri3ndand3nt3r]

Daniel: “Their whole world is in flames, and we’re offering gasoline! How does that help?”

Teal’c: “🤨 We are in fact offering water.”

Jack: “Thank you!”

Daniel: “I was speaking metaphorically.”

Jack: “Well stop it! It’s not fair to Teal’c.”

Teal’c: “🤨”

#stargate sg1 #stargate #sg 1 #Stargate sg1 s4e2 #colonel jack o'neill #jack o’neill #daniel jackson #teal’c #i know the reason Teal’c is as literal and inexpressive as he is is because he’s Jaffa but GOD this was such a mood. Based joke

[ash-isnt-writing]

making a seperate post for the final product of my recent drawing discussion but! him!! (click for better quality or whatever. idk why it cropped it but it should go big when climk (update it uncropepd when i posted nvm))

#he can and will bonk you with his breach hammer #digital art #drawing #character design #procreate #phone drawing #oc #colonel seryózha ‘molotov’ morózov #colonel morózov #i changed his last name because reasons #fictional ‘task force’ #capture and containment team xray 2-3 #fictional organisation #sts labs

[rmbunnie]

Just watched Akira and it was so so good but What The Fuck is Going On because I had no clue it would be like that from what i’ve seen people say about it. The general focus I’ve seen before when discussing Akira was “nice retro animation” and “iconic motorcycle slide” but the motorcycle slide happens like 20 minutes in and I was COMPLETELY unprepared for the rest of the movie?? I mean the things I’ve seen about it online are right, the animation is really cool and the bike slide is nice, but I haven’t seen a single image of Tetsuo before watching the movie, you’d think he wasn’t in it? But disregarding my naivety in thinking I’d get an accurate impression of it from what I see online, I really liked it! Theres a LOT going on, but not in a disorganized way. Kaneda was cool and fun, but I also very much got the wrong impression about him, he seemed like he’d be a lot more stoic/serious than he was, and it felt like Tetsuo got equal or more screentime than him, which makes the total lack of Tetsuo i’ve seen pre-movie more confusing to me. The scene with the glass and the toys was probably the most representative of the tone of the movie to me, not the setting or anything, there aren’t any motorcycles or frozen vaults or sci-fi guns until the end of the scene, but the brand of unsettling is consistent with the rest of the movie. Overall, it was odd to watch with the things I’ve heard about it in mind because you can read that it’s rated R for violence, and it isn’t a lie, but the “cyberpunk action” isn’t the most intense aspect of the movie, and the scenes of violence would have a lot less intensity without the context behind them. The movie was also a lot sadder than I thought it would be! The “cyberpunk biker 80s aesthetic” description that I saw before watching it really doesn’t give it a fair summary, I liked it so much more as the real thing than as what I thought it would be, especially in the character writing. Also the sound design/score was amazing, that one fucking song with the breathing noises was absurdly cool.

#not that i have any issue with cyberpunk #it just gives off a way different vibe than what it really is when thats the only description #akira #akira 1988 #i am thinking so hard about tetsuo #not like in a blorbo way or like he was completely innocent or anything #just thinking #also thinking about those psychic kids #from the experiment and how even though it was horrible experimentation that colonel ran into the explosion trying to get them back safe #i saw an edit post watching it and lots of comments like it looks cool but i didn't finish it and it's cool but i didn't get the plot #*post-watching #and its not like its some niche undiscovered treasure or anything its iconic #but there was so much amazing about the plot #so the massive focus on the visuals alone confuses me #not too much because like its beautiful #but watching tetsuo fall to his knees terrified post-surgery didn't leave an impression because it was pretty you know? #or post-experiment #im doing another anime/manga review just because i feel like typing up my thoughts #and posting it out animal crossing recipe that washes up on the beach style #nothing new #its not even a review im just talking about the movie #speaking of i haven't read the manga so i can't speak for any manga specific bits #but the fact that the writer also wrote the movie makes me believe that even if it wasn't 100% accurate #the changes were changes he thought were acceptable and true to his vision of what it should be #i also really liked that you could only contextualize some things from earlier in the movie with info from the end scenes #which is just how movies work tbh #but its still a treat #when the movie is a movie :0 #anime

[yourlocalmonsterfvcker]

is it just me

or is recom quaritch just very submissive and breedable??? like??

#they had no right to make him that hot i-- #ok first off #hIS WAISTLINE BECAUSE GODDAMN #THAT IS ONE SLUTTY WAISTLINE🥵 #ahem excuse my language #and his huge dumptruck?? #HIS TIG OL BITTIES #CHESTICLES #BAZOOMBAS #TATTY BO JANGLES #NIPPLE HOLSTERS- ok ill stop #i need to be shot💔 #but yes i want to rail him against a wall #im having fun with these tags :) #na'vi quaritch #miles quaritch #colonel catboy quaritch #recom quaritch #but also hes kind of a terrible person so--

[star-shard]

the FACT that Elvis wanted to record 'I Will Always Love You', but the colonel wouldn't allow it

we were robbed

#elvis #the colonel tanked so many possible recordings because he was a stickler about the rights to the song #dying over this one

[benevolenterrancy]

@original-character-chaos prisoner or not, interfering with the affairs of colonels is above his paygrade

#how is langenscheidt suppose to get a break when he's stuck in stalag 13 poor guy nothing is ever normal there and he knows it #hogan's heroes #robert hogan #colonel hogan #karl langenscheidt #langenscheidt #corporal langenscheidt #schultz #hans schultz #sergeant schultz #my art #what are sergeants for if not for standing between officers and the poor enlisted men u.u #langenscheidt gets the soft hat because lord have mercy i hate drawing those bucket helmets

[xamaxenta]

The pain and suffering never ends

POV: you’re a newly enlisted PPDC Cadet assigned to the SEA Shatterdome to further your training as an upcoming pilot, your first class is physical and combat training with the Fightmaster, LTC. Portgas, you’ve heard many things about this man, that he’s lost someone special to him, that he solo drifted his own jaeger, that he doesn’t fuck around when it comes to his duties, they say LTC Portgas barely smiles and when he does it never really reaches his eyes.

#i just drew Ace #why is he different again??????? #anyway yeah #xam wips #yeah as an official military rank Ace is a lieutenant colonel #but his PPDC rank is Ranger #basically this is a sketch of Ace’s depression phase where he throws himself fully into his work #after Sabo ‘died’ #where he expects 110% from his cadets because he will train them to become top tier combat pilots #all his students are afraid of him of his steel glare and his unforgiving critique #General Marco Newgate is his drift partner and hes so easy going compared!! #how is it possible for them to get along? the students are curious!!! but Marco reminds them gently its none of their business #how they work is between them #Marco has a crush and he cannot say anything he knows about Sabo #he’s felt it between their drift hes seen Aces trauma and nightmares and fears #MAS pacific rim au #pacific rim au #hehe angst time >:3c #he is supposed to be wearing a jacket #but i didnt draw it in yet #please assume hes wearinf pants LMAO hes not naked!!

[airyairyaucontraire]

Highlights: he was 63 and retired as a lieutenant colonel in the US Army before joining the Air Force as a civilian employee

He met someone online who claimed to be a woman living in Ukraine and she coaxed him into giving her classified information about the Russia-Ukraine war

Sample of their conversations:

#you couldn’t make it up #I just hope nobody died because of Loose Lips Dave here #us military #ukraine #russia #and this wasn't some naive young man! he was 63! he was a lieutenant colonel! #on the other hand Henry Blake was a lieutenant colonel #would this work on Henry Blake? #if he was bored enough maybe

[mousebraintakeover]

working on an au where miss power loses her powers and gets stranded on earth and has to work dead end retail

#miss power #myart #wordgirl #miss powerless au #she like. gets targeted by victor best's power-sapping machine and they shove all her powers in a mcguffin and bury the object in the ocean #colonel giggle cheeks gets a job as a barista first and doesn't even consider sharing his paycheck with her because he's an asshole #and her whole mo is just get money get shelter get food or whatever it is filthy squishy little human pests need to stay alive #and finally retrieve the mcguffin from its secret location in fucking australia or whatever #spoiler alert that's not a very achievable goal and she just ends up having to learn to live with being normal #or maybe she gets her powers back #and she cant bring herself to murder the people she's spent so much time around #idk much to think about