#because theyre assholes

[pathologising]

dating another person who's been thru shit is like 'I love you I'm going to maul your parents I love you'

#if i could wring his parents necks i would let it be known. #because theyre assholes

[lithoppi]

Okay SO I am thinking of a bunch of 'killed' Ganons, stuck together, and there WILL be plot but im still banging it out.

Anyways. Im calling this clusterfuck my Ganondrum. You know.. like. A conundrum. Yeah.

Windwaker Ganon is the most recent one killed and he wants to be killed again than deal with whatever the fuck is going on here.

Im thinking pig Ganon slips into Ye Olde English a little bit here and there?

Also can you guess which ganon it is that likes to lurk in the castle? Just guess. I promise its Juicy.

#legend of zelda #ganondorf #twilight princess #hyrule warriors #windwaker #tloz #ocarina of time #digital art #painting #the most effort was put into the first two frames can you tell?? #they are forming alliances #pigs stick together #notice hyrule warriors and twilight mirroring eachother #because theyre bros #the lack of triforce of Power makes them more docile but still they will be assholes #Ganondrum conundrum

[cemeterything]

as much as it's fun to joke about not wanting new people to join tumblr from twitter after everyone else thought this site was dead or too cringe to make an account on for years, if you're actually an asshole to people who are just trying to use social media to have fun and/or share their content like the rest of us and are adapting to a new platform they're not familiar with then i don't want anything to do with you personally, because it's obvious you're just using this situation as an excuse to be mean spirited dickhead and i don't tolerate that kind of behavior

#🐉 #honestly i dont really care if new people join as long as theyre not assholes either #anyway im not gonna post about the twitter exodus anymore because its really not that big of a deal imo #also!!! its Not That Deep but its weird as hell to bully people for trying to understand like. unspoken social rules and stuff. #like how do you think theyre going to learn then dumbass. also nobody 'deserves' to be bullied for being weird or confused.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

one of my favorite (/sarcastic but not really cuz its like funny idk) things in fandoms is when people make ocs or self inserts or 'x readers' being shipped with characters, but the oc/sona/reader is literally just another character from the source material.. its like youre shipping the characters but didnt want to admit it, so you made a kinsona and branded it as something else..

and its NEVER subtle, actually its super blatant every time and im always shocked when nobody points it out..

i have seen uncountable saiki k x readers where the description is like:

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts he cant read for the first time, and even though he doesnt trust her at first, she keeps proving that she is kind and has good intentions!" you mean nendo? reader is girl nendo?

"this time, he meets a girl whose thoughts honestly match up with her spoken words almost perfectly for the first time!" hairo. youre shipping saiki with girl hairo.

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts are too fast and jumbled to re-" ITS AKECHI, THATS AKECHI, ITS LITERALLY AKECHI.

"saiki meets someone whose just as immune to teruhashi as he is for the first and only tim-" this is hairo again, awe bae you secretly LOVE haisai ?!?

"saiki sees his old childhood friend for the first time in years after an incident caused them to be apart and then they fall in lov-" WHY DID YOU EVEN WRITE THIS AND NOT CALL IT SAIKECHI.

its even funnier when they say its like that characters little sister, but the way they write it is still literally just the character, like their personality, dialogue, even their relationship, is the same..

not all of them fit this exactly, but the ones that take a boy character and turn them into a girl oc to ship them with a boy, it reminds of how in equestria girls they couldnt make applejack and rarity endgame so they gave them boyfriends who looked IDENTICAL to each other.. thats what youre creating, guys, youre creating heterosexual rarijack.

#these r all very specific examples because ive seen all of them #MAKE UR KINSONAS SHAMELESSLY IF UR GONNA DO THIS BRO OMG #STOP PRETENDING ITS LIKE AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER IF UR JUST GONNA COPY IT ALL #i love kinsonas i would love to see actual kinsonas even if u structure them as 'x oc/reader' #none of these words are in the bible #say this to any not chronically online person and watch them short circuit #saiki k x reader fics are almost always like 'and then y/n SHATTERS TERUHASHIS EGO AND HUMBLES HER SO GOOD' ur sick in the head #x readers where they want to be the only person he likes and hes an asshole to everyone else also suck but- #people thinking he genuinely hates his friends is a phenomenon not exclusive to x readers lol its just far too common #sorry that was a side note #theyre not all bad #i dont even think the ones im talking about in the post are really bad- its just kinda dumb and silly #do what u want queens #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[fell-fell]

#this goes for any fandom not just twst #also if you think its okay to harass/bully others because theyre “cringe” you're an asshole #like if you dont like someone or something JUST BLOCK THEM its nit that hard #twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #disney twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #twst x oc #canon x oc #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #x reader #x y/n #x you #yumejoshi #uh yea sorry for the lack of posts. board exams and other stuffs are keeping me veeery busy rn #fellfell misc

[greasydumbfuck]

i like thinking about how all the versions of frank i know are so gentle with civilians in a certain way. its always "it was my pleasure", "youre safe im not going to hurt you" and "just stay still youre fine" while hes defusing an actual bomb. its always we cant shoot at the strip club because the workers are going to get injured and we cant have that above most else. the punisher is big and scary and kills people without a second thought but if you didnt ask to be there and are just a regular guy wrapped up in situations way beyond you he is also so gentle and its driving me insane

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #i had a day of going insane today over him btw #i spent like an hour laying in bed with my giant teddy bear just yearning #AND YK WHAT when he doesnt let people tag along its not just because hes an edgy asshole and theyll bother him #but also bc if they tag along theyre just more likely to get hurt!! and thats like the thing hes doing his best to avoid!!! #man cant blow up a ship because a whole TWO innocents are on board so this is a rescue mission now above most else #idk. i like it. hes an antihero cuz he kill people sure but dont come at me with some fucking 'oh he doesnt care to save people' shit #cuz he does even if he may not admit it verbally

[saltycharacters]

[ID: Digital artwork featuring Shimazaki Ryou from Mob Psycho 100, with some cameos from Serizawa Katsuya and Reigen Arataka. First drawing has Shimazaki in a casual pose as he rests one hand on his hip and the other grasps his white cane. He's wearing a short pink dress with a leather jacket, heels, some pointy jewlery and leggings, smiling smugly. The next image is a rough comic following Shimazaki as he infiltrates Serizawa's home, the text above it stating "Headcanon: Shimazaki likes to teleport into Serizawa's house and steal his food bc he's too nice to stop him". The first panel shows Serizawa flicking the light on, asking in exasperated disbelief, "Shimazaki. Whya re you in my kitchen at 3 am" as Shimazaki casually responds with "Heeeey bud don't mind me just doing a late night food run". Next panel has Serizawa and Reigen sharing a couch as Shimazaki rumages through the kitchen in the background, the words "After Reigen moves in" written near the top. Reigen is facing the kitchen with a confused glare, angrily questioning, "WHY is he in our apartment" while Serizawa stares at the tv in tired acceptance as he responds with "Ignore him". Shimazaki, from the kitchen, inquires "Yo Serizawa did you change the location of the pretzels I can't find them", followed by "3rd cabinet to the left" from Serizawa and a "Thanks" from Shimazaki. End ID]

Shimazaki headcanons for the win

#I dont see much discussion about him outside of being the token blind guy and shipping him with fucking TEENAGERS #speaking of. if you ship him with teru or mingeshi or any other teen I hope you explode and dont interact with this #anyways I headcanon him as lonely because hes too much of an aloof asshole to actually make an effort to connect with ppl #which kinda draws parralels between hima nd reigen which I think is funny #esp since I also headcanon that shimazaki (though refusing to admit it) still has some wounded pride from the time reigen punched him #and copes by pranking him and bothering him whenever they cross paths #though usually hes just bothering the ultimate 5 post Claw disbandment because again. theyre the closest thing to friends he has rn #and Serizawa is unfortunately too nice to do much about his assholeyness so Shimazaki ends up hanging around him the most #anyway I could go on but later I have a lot of Ultimate 5 stuff brewing in my brain #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #Shimazaki Ryou #reigen arataka #serizawa katsuya #serirei

[sunshikilo]

they are very important to me

#canonically i know those 3 are mostly portrayed as irredeemable evil assholes #but i love a redemption arc and they deserve it #2 specific fanfics changed my views on them forever #i like to think their friendship isnt as toxic as the outside seems #like aiden is just putting on a show for the most part and is a nice and genuine guy to the other 3 when theyre alone #urrghhh the childhood friends to enemies pipeline #i have so many possible reconciliation plots with lukas and everyone else #also got rid of gill's full beard because it makes him look like a 30 year old man hanging out with teenagers #mcsm #minecraft story mode #aiden mcsm #lukas mcsm #maya mcsm #gill mcsm #ocelots mcsm #(also dont tell anyone i kind of fw aidesse in certain aus) #also how do i make tumblr not kill the quality like woah

[strangesickness]

something i feel very strongly about is that the IT films do a bad job making the adults feel like friends. i don't know if it's a script issue, a directing issue, or an acting issue, but it's incredibly frustrating to me.

the movie does a great job showing close relationships between the losers in specific pairs (richie and eddie, ben and beverly, mike and bill), but otherwise they do not feel like friends to me (they almost get there in the jade scene, but nothing like in the miniseries, and the rest of the movie is awful in this regard). like you want me to believe eddie died and beverly and ben are just??? making out??? like richie is here sobbing on a rock and he loses his glasses and the other losers go looking and bev and ben are just???? kissing? like these are not beverly and ben these are imposters. like tell me why richie was the only one who showed any significant emotion over eddie dying. they were all friends, thats the whole goddamn point.

and idk what happens in the book, but the losers leaving eddie in the sewers is so stupid, like he is constantly noted to be tiny, and you're telling me none of the losers could carry him out? ben's whole thing (which i will be ranting about later because it pisses me off that ben had to get skinny and buff to be hot like shut the fuck up) is that he got buff and he couldn't pick up eddie? seriously? it makes no sense for the losers to leave him down there he hated the sewers the last place in the world that he would ever want to rest forever would be in a disgusting sewer. they love him and they know him they would never leave him down there

the relationships between the losers in the miniseries feel so much more substantial, yes richie and eddie are shown to be notably close, same with ben and bev, but that doesn't mean they don't all love each other. it's very notable to me that in the miniseries the losers are always touching each other, and not just in brief offhand ways, they lean into each other, they lay on each other, they caress each others faces. it isn't just that they love each other and are comfortable sitting close together on the couch or something, they are constantly actively touching each other, both because they love each other, and probably because they're so amazed to have each other back and want to commit their friends to memory. like literally any scene with more than one loser in it? they're touching each other or otherwise very close, whereas in the film you don't get that impression at all.

#honestly it 2019 makes bev and ben look like assholes who only care about people they want to fuck #which is really annoying because theyre supposed to ALL be friends #one of the only scenes i can think of that sells their connection to me is when eddie asks what he thinks stan would be like as an adult #and richie's like “probably how he was as a kid. the best” otherwise? these people do not care about each other i do not believe it #it stephen king #it 2019 #it chapter two #it chapter 2 #it miniseries #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #ben hanscom #beverly marsh #posts afflicted with a strange sickness #red's ramblings

[helioshellion]

guys who just dont care

#sagawa tsukasa #majima goro #(not ship dont tag it) #rgg #Ryu ga Gotoku #yakuza #anyways its my own hc that sagawa and majima have both endured similar torture traumas but because theyre both assholes- #when theyre faced with it theyre just like ooooo scary whatre you gonna do #whatre you gonna do. loser. better make it hurt. lol.

[lunar-wandering]

I genuinely think so many people have forgotten the fact of "there are no toxic fandoms, only toxic people".

When fandoms get big, of course the amount of people u want nothing to do with is also gonna get bigger.

Youre not meant to combat them. Youre not meant to talk about them and expose others to them.

Youre meant to block them at the first signs and continue to enjoy your experience interacting with other people.

Kill the weeds, don't let the seeds spread, reap your wheat and enjoy your bread.

#this post brought to you by #me yet again seeing a 'x fandom is awful and toxic' #whilst ive experienced nothing but joy + made most of my current friends through said fandom #im part of that fandom. youre part of that fandom. that fandom brought us together. #you would insult something that created something so beautiful? #just because theres some assholes ALSO in it??? #i just. i cant STAND it #its such a fucking generalization #im so fucking tired of 'fandoms are bad' mentalities #yes theres some assholes. most of us dont want them here either #yes theres people being 'cringey'. leave them alone theyre just having fub #fun #fandoms are a COMMUNITY #of people brought together via a common love of one thing #we praise fanfic and fanart for being so creative #but those only truly exist because fandom does #u cant love one and then blatantly insult the other #jeez #im just. i get so depressed when i see those takes #its like. sometimes some of these takes really just give 'people cant have fun anymore' #and other times i see a 'fandom bad!!' take and im just like #u do understand fandom is a community that YOU are meant to build right? #its like how people tell people to curate their dashboard. fandom is the same #block the people u dont like. dont engage with drama. dont make callout posts. #(if u must u can PRIVATELY inform your mutuals if theres some asshole in the community) #fandom is meant to be FUN. A discussion of what people love and an exchange of arts #not continuous arguing over what hcs are correct and stuff #just. god. fandoms arent awful. thats like saying all humans are bad. #just block the assholes. let people have fun. and enjoy yourself. #those are the three rules of fandom.

[pickled-flowers]

Also just because you get annoyed by something someone is doing doesn't mean they are evil you can leave us alone

#this is about autistic people. #that guy in you class that is always asking questions? he always raises his hand theres nothing wrong with it #it takes time in the class but that's how he makes sure he understands the subject #and meanwhile every other student decides hes an asshole #that girl who doesnt blink and who cant seem to have a linear conversation is not doing anything wrong #you dont like interacting with her but that doesnt say anything about her you can leave her alone you dont have to bitch behind her back #that person cant read social cues? why are you getting mad? can you shut the fuck up? #it is insane how often some of my friends talk about people who are clearly autistic and are mad at them #no its not because theyre autistic theyre just always interupting! #its not because theyre autistic they just make me uncomfortable! PLEASE LISTEN TO YOURSELF #i swear youre all asshole to us #no respect fr #its so annoying to see you run in a circle trying to justify calling someone an ass for doing literally nothing wrong #youre allowed to feel how you want about other people but you always jump to bullying #and whenever i try to make them realize they get so deffensive #just because you grew up with an autistic brother does not make you a fucking expert youre not even close to him!! #ok sorry im gonna go hit my bong im getting too angry lol

[gunstellations]

rk800 💙 rk900

#ok hear me out #i think they are blorbo shaped #if nines got a hug. he can be fixed. i know this. give him a chance. give him some connor #rk1700 #???? #i said theyre cute as platonic but i feel the tendrils of shipping lens activation slowly creeping up to my feet.... #nobody asked me to give nines a lil blush there....but i did it anyway......software instability moment..... #its funny how i started out hating his guts i just called him an ugly bitch when he showed up and now i am becoming so soft for him #i just didnt understand why he was so popular then found out yall just want that love hate dynamic with the asshole cop which #i agree is valid and i do dabble in a little now #regardless #i looked at nines and connor for too long and something is stirring in me #i am afraid #hankcon going strong tho i just want connor to be loved by every single person in the game #mark my words one of these days im going to make some terrible decisions with kamski... #on another note im glad for the dbh obsession because its giving me a much needed push to learning a bit of form and rendering with art #usually i wing it and never colour but this is progress im kind of proud of :} #enjoy folks #my art #detroit become human #dbh #i forgot to tag for myself #id apologise for always rambling on in tags but you can choose not to read it #and whenever i see anyone mentioning getting a chuckle out of it it makes my day #you pressed that see all button. youre seeing it all man

[musubiki]

tiny limochi appriciation

#lime being an asshole child #THEM SO SMALL.... #young lime was such a little shit #bullies her because shes weird and hes forced to be around her since theyre neighbors #young lime was the (some people need to be bullied) mindset (but only applied to mochi and he left other weirdos alone) #shes too cute he didnt know how to handle the emotions #and also thought it was reflecting strangely on him that he thought she was cute but literally no one else did #(mob character spell) #(theres something wrong with her) #(and theres something wrong with ME OH NO)

[sonknuxadow]

the way people are always denying that sonic and tails are brothers whenever one or both of them appears in a sibling related poll is so sad. you hate little guys ? you hate family born of love and not genetics ? you hate youre my mom and dad and picket fence ?

#also ive noticed that nobody ever complains about other sets of adopted siblings being included? #or even characters who arent canonically siblings but are just headcanoned as such ? #its only ever sonic and tails that get that backlash and denial. even though theyre canonically brothers. i dont get it #sonic frontiers spoilers #< tagging because . i references a frontiers quote in the post #ive literally seen people say that sonic and tails arent real siblings #just because theyre mad that theyre beating their favorite set of blood related sibilngs on a tumblr poll #whihc is just so weird. like they may be fictional characters but i feel like that might be revealing some of your thoughts #about irl adopted siblings. #some people just dont know and arent assholes about it and only go ''wait tails has a sibling?'' and leave it at that #but again. i never see anyone say that sort of thing about any other characters in these polls. JUST sonic and tails. its so weird ?

[bidokja]

next person to say joongdok didn't get together at the end due to censorship owes ss 100 dollars i swear to god.

#ky speaks #orv #i love joongdok and yoohankim as much as the next person (lies. i love them more actually) but like #sometimes. a ship is not the goal or the point of the story. #sometimes. the love is there and persists in meaningful and impactful ways outside of shipping. #and sometimes. you are being racist and haven't actually looked up censorship laws in whatever country you're talking about :^) #there wasn't censorship in the original publishing. #theyre only dialing back the bromance now because they got majorly harrassed over it. like. nearly run offline iirc #i think they couldve handled it differently but im not gonna fault them for being pressured and threatened by assholes #and this doesnt constitute censorship in the legal sense #like. do i think its shit that they caved to that? yeah. do i think its as bad as homphobic govt censorship? obviously No