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ghoulhistorian · 2 years
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Chapter 28 of Talk Like A Man, Taste Like The Sun is up! :D
Things are shifting.
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sig-nifier · 7 months
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Shane
After filling in the grave - which had certainly taken less time than it had to dig - Ryan had driven Shane back into town. 
     It had gotten lighter as the night faded. Wherever they were, it was a pretty little town. The radio was playing an early morning show, and despite the lack of sleep and general sense of doom, Shane felt content to sit in this car forever. 
     Ryan slowed the car to a stop on a residential street. He then lent over Shane and opened his door.
     "Get out."
     Shane stared blankly, looking between Ryan and the open door. "What?"
     “Get out the car, Shane.”
     His stomach dropped. Ryan couldn't just leave him here. He wouldn't. Shane knew too much, or something like that. Anxiety bloomed in his chest and began to crawl up his throat.
     "But...what if I go to the police?" He tried.
     "Do you want to go to jail?" Ryan asked with a sigh. 
     "...No."
     "Then don't go to the police."
     Shane was hit with the sudden and very real consideration that he wouldn't make it on his own. This wasn't the way his life was supposed to go, and it certainly wasn't the life he was cut out for. Ryan, on the other hand. Ryan was intelligent. He was calm, resourceful, capable. Shane would never have thought of involving someone in a crime to keep them quiet. He'd never had dark bruises on his hands, couldn't slip subtle threats into conversations, didn't know how to dig a grave. Ryan was exactly the type of person Shane needed around.
     "You still haven't told me what the person on the phone said," Shane tried again.
     Ryan gave the smallest of unbothered shrugs. "Not my problem."
     Crossing his arms stubbornly across his chest, Shane gave Ryan a pointed look. He wouldn't move until Ryan told him, and maybe he still wouldn't move after that. Sat here, legs cramped, staring down a killer might be the safest he was going to be.
     Ryan rubbed his eyes, shaking his head with a sigh.
     "Shane," he said, exasperated, "don't make me drag you out."
     He didn't know if he believed Ryan would actually do that, but it would be one of the smaller man's tamer actions. He feared he was losing this battle, and panic started clawing at his lungs. There was only one more card he could play.
     "I'll tell you what I was running from."
guess who decided to rewrite her bfu fics five years later. ive got a creative writing degree now, so im putting it to good use.
this is an extract from my bfu fic Hitchhikers, which did pretty well back in the day. I started out as a bfu account, so I can only hope that some of my old readers are still around, and if you are, I invite you to reread this story with its improved quality.
it wasn't bad before, but i have been thoroughly cringing through a lot of it.
ive done 4 chapters so far! (and a few of my Axeman of New Orleans bfu fic.) you can tell a chapter is new through the indented lines. if you're new here, i recommend waiting for the updated chapters, rather than reading the old ones. they'll be far more dramatic.
so I hope you read, and I hope you enjoy!
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reliablejoukido · 10 months
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just a little sneak peek of my Digimon/Daikeru Buzzfeed Unsolved AU
Summary: In a world where digital monsters are scarcely-documented cryptids, two men— Daisuke the believer and Takeru the skeptic— seek to answer the question burning in everyone’s minds: “are Digimon real?”
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useyourglutes · 2 months
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i'm going back and re-reading all the fics i've posted on ao3 cuz i second guess myself but like, WHY AM I LOWKEY EATING WITH THESE??? HOLY SHIT THE 4AM FUMES MADE ME MODERN FUCKING SHAKESPEARE BRO
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whomst-the-hell · 2 years
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steddie buzzfeed unsolved au. the boys explore various true crime cases and supposedly haunted sites across the country and fall in love along the way (not to imply anything abt shane and ryan /gen) ive seen a few but they all get one key detail wrong: steve is shane, eddie is ryan.
eddie is passionate about all of their cases— he started the show, originally with his friend gareth who decided to pursue other opportunities. he wholeheartedly believes in all the things that go bump in the night. he is also a self proclaimed coward who tends to scream, curse or even flee when shit gets real. he’s dedicated to the cause though and works through his fear
steve is passionate too, of course — he absolutely pulls his weight in the show and cares a lot abt it all and is genuinely very proud of their content. he just… doesnt believe in the supernatural. its all bullshit, so there’s nothing to be scared of. he takes joy in calling all sorts of ghosts, ghouls and demons “nerd ass punk losers who get no bitches” and doing comedically deranged shit like stealing a bridge or laying on a pentagram or whatever while eddie hyperventilates across the room
except the upside down shit all still happened (excluding eddie, obviously) so steve is 100% aware of the supernatural shit that does exist in the world. after alternate hell dimensions, he wouldnt Really be surprised by ghosts, though he is genuinely sceptical of most evidence.
eddie is infinitely confused by his cohost — he staunchly rejects even the most damning supernatural evidence, but he is a member of the most bizarre group of people eddie has ever met. and he’s superstitious abt the weirdest shit as well — flickering lights, faulty magnets, broken compasses. he once hurried them out of a building during an investigation because they heard a weird clicking sound, spent about 15 minutes on the phone with someone called owens to confirm that “everything was still shut off” (and what the actual fuck does that even mean????) before apologising for the ‘false alarm’ and suggesting they just continue the investigation and cut all that shit from the video. it was the first time any of the crew, including eddie, had ever seen steve scared.
eventually, once theyre together, steve tells eddie about his own experiences with the supernatural, with a handy demonstration from el to really sell it. eddie is horrified, especially when steve tells him he still doesnt believe in demons.
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Shippers & Readers, we're at it again
Ever wonder about the fics that don’t make it through the final round of voting for the bi-weekly read in the book club? You’re in luck!
The book club is structured so that we solicit nominations from our members, either based on a theme or a trope or simply a request for their favorites, and develop a list of ten nominations, which are then narrowed down to a top three. The top three fics end up in our weekend vote and the winner of that vote becomes our book club fic for that week.
This week was us overlooking the broad landscape of the middle of March where once upon a time, many of us looked forward to a little reprieve within the scope of Spring Break and all the fun times it entails. The request to our members was a return to a theme that once gave us a really fun banger of a read. Drunk in Love. We wanted shyan tipsy and confessing. Of our titles with this theme, we had two runners-up and we just want to highlight them.
Three Many Spirits - fullofbees
Please drink responsibly.
Bad Ideas - Fraudgara
Shane’s fingers curled tighter so he would stop shaking. Ryan pulled away, drew back slowly, and pushed Shane’s hands back, off his hips gently. “Baaaad idea,” he mumbled, licking his lips and shutting his eyes as he extricated himself. “This is a bad idea.” Ryan didn’t get it, and Shane was left behind in a moment, trying to figure out in a drunken stupor, how best to tell Ryan that those were the ideas Shane liked the most.
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nofacednerd · 10 months
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someone in the tags on my mawsm bfu au post mentioned jimmy being the one to lay on the pentagram excitedly which is really funny because I’m in the middle of drawing exactly that
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sattlersquarry · 9 months
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worse than ghosts masterlist (steve harrington x fem!reader, buzzfeed unsolved au)
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Y/N is a producer on YouTube’s most popular ghost-hunting show. When she and the Spirit Search team travel to Hawkins, Indiana to film their second season premiere at the Creel House, they discover that some things are worse than ghosts.
prologue
part 1
part 2
part 3
finale
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zebra-all-the-time · 1 year
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can i maybe mayhaps possibly have the context for that au you mentioned
YES SAY NO MORE WAHA!!
So it’s a Demon!Shane and DemonHunter!Ryan AU
In this world demons are all fallen angels and their purpose on Earth is to mess the hell out of humans however they want.
Ryan is a demon hunter, but unlike all the other ones, he doesn’t want to kill them. He was kicked out/left an agency depending on who you ask, but they do not like his dangerous hunting methods.
Ryan’s targeted Shane who thinks that he’s targeted Ryan, Ryan’s plan is to bring out the nice tendencies he’s convinced are hidden inside all demons, the agency wants to interfere so bad, other demons don’t trust Ryan around Shane, it’s a whole party!!!
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izzyspussy · 8 months
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Open tag from @imsodishy.
Give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and your fic with the least amount of words.
Most Hits: 5 Times Mickey Drops And Ian Doesn't Get It +1 Time They Do It Right Shameless (US), Ian/Mickey, E
Neither Ian nor Mickey really understands what kind of sexual relationship they've got going on, and as a result some unfortunate things can happen.
Second Most Kudos: The Divine Right Avatar: The Last Airbender, Outsider POV, T
In between that fateful war meeting and the Day of Black Sun, Prince Zuko earns the loyalty of his people.
Third Most Comments: In All Fairness Buzzfeed Unsolved/Watcher Entertainment RPF, Shane/Ryan, T
During a particularly harrowing season of BFU: Supernatural, Ryan begins to suspect that Shane is… something. He jumps into investigating without looking first.
Fourth Most Bookmarks: Soft Touch Marvel Cinematic Universe, Loki & Thor, G
Tony catches Thor and Loki napping together on a public couch.
Fifth Sixth Most Words: (Your Love) Thawed Out IT (Muschietti), Richie/Eddie, E
They're probably going to get murdered by a fucking clown demon tomorrow, so Richie and Eddie celebrate their last few hours on earth by having the best sex of Richie's life. It doesn't seem to matter very much to Richie's mind, body, or soul that he's supposed to be straight.
The the fifth most words is actually 5 Times Mickey Drops again, so I put the sixth.
Least Words: Hereditary Marvel Cinematic Universe, 90 words, G
Curiosity killed the cat wizard.
I tag @drunkkenobi @girlfriendsofthegalaxy @jamiesfootball @lotshusband @lunar-years @mephsation and @sleepymccoy.
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hey-there-ghouls · 1 year
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Extremely excited to say that I’ve finally posted the penultimate chapter of my long-term fic! This update challenged me more creatively than anything I’ve written for some time and I’m so happy to be able to share it. 
Check out For whatever we lose (like a you or a me)
Special Agent Shane Madej is a gifted profiler with the FBI who is sent to a small town in Colorado after a series of strange deaths. While trying to get into the mind of the killer, he falls into an unlikely friendship with barista-turned-reporter Ryan Bergara.
But as the bodies mount up and pressure builds, it seems the killer is closer than Shane may think.
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Chapter Thirteen: A confrontation on the cliff edge sees Ryan finally take his mask off and Shane fighting to get to safety.
As new and old wounds are opened, will both men still be standing at the end?
“You know, I wish I could say it’s a surprise to find myself disappointed in you right now,” Ryan remarks, friendly and conversational, “But I think it’s pretty clear that you’re used to being a disappointment to people.” He gestures to Shane’s current predicament with a relaxed wave of his hand. “I‘d actually made the mistake of thinking you’d do something interesting when we got here.”
Ryan straightens, all traces of his usual animation diminishing with the curvature of his spine, until he’s drawn up to full height. “And by interesting I don’t mean ‘interesting’ in the polite way we’ve all been calling you a basket case this whole time. I meant ‘interesting’ like maybe you’d be smarter than the others.”
There was a pause where Shane could only hear the blood rushing in his ears. Nothing Ryan was saying was anything that he hadn’t already thought to himself one time or another, but hearing it out loud still stung.
It must show on his face, because Ryan locks eyes with him, his own expression melting into impassivity as the warmth drains out of his voice in a steady hiss.
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jack-kellys · 3 months
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🍒🍎 for the writing ask game <33
oh fuck yeah
🍎: angst line in a wip?
A bang resounds. Through his brain, through his heart, tearing through whatever makes Jack Jack. 
He can hear his gun clatter to the floor. He can hear his own body thud to the ground, see his own blood starting to seep out of the wound straight through his forehead. 
Watch his- watch his own shoes walk past him…?
Jack shoots upright in bed so swiftly he pulls a muscle, and he cringes, rubbing it despite his terrified breathing, stuttering and short. His heart is pumping wildly, breath getting harder and harder to take in properly. Jack shuts his eyes, rubbing his face, fighting back for control of his lungs. 
>:)))
🍒: sweet line in a wip?
“Wait, why should I be mad?” Davey laughed, and Jack felt his face heat up. “I’m upset you didn’t tell me, but I’m not mad you’re dating Katherine.” 
“Fine, okay, then I guess-” Jack huffed out a sigh. “I guess it was stupid of me, huh.” 
“Did you think it was going to change how we work?” Davey asked. 
“Yeah,” Jack muttered. Davey knew him too well. 
“It won’t,” he said, and Jack’s gaze lifted at the softness of Davey’s tone. “I’m not gonna let it.” 
“I’m not gonna either, okay?” Jack insisted, sitting up straighter. “I’m still gonna do loads of stuff with you, Dave. I’m not gonna keep fucking it up like I’ve been doing.” 
“Don’t freak yourself out thinking about what I’m thinking,” Davey chuckled. “It’s just me, J.” 
thanks cam !!
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reliablejoukido · 10 months
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Title: "The Captive Monsters of Yamatora Seaside Elementary School"
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Author: zuzsenpai/reliablejoukido Rating: T; Genre: comedy, alternate universe, inspired by Buzzfeed Unsolved, YouTuber AU, pre-slash, pre-relationship Relationships: Daisuke Motomiya/Takeru Takaishi (can be read as ship or gen) Summary: In a world where digital monsters are scarcely-documented cryptids, two men— Daisuke the believer and Takeru the skeptic— seek to answer the burning question in everyone’s minds: “are Digimon real?” (This story uses video game style text boxes in place of dialogue, therefore the AO3 word count is not accurate. Actual word count: 9,054 ) Notes: Happy Odaiba Day!!!!! Here it is, pals. The Digimon Buzzfeed Unsolved AU that nobody asked for. You can definitely enjoy this without knowing anything about Buzzfeed Unsolved. Also the shipping is so light that you can read it as Gen.
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kamwashere · 2 years
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guide me towards salvation —— chapter eight, by kamwashere
chapter preview;
“They could hurt the people you love.”
The other man is silent, but then he humorlessly laughs, “No one to love, Tinsley.”
Tinsley nods sympathetically. In a way, they’re the same. They both have nothing to lose.
fic summary;
C.C. Tinsley is a resigned private investigator plagued by the past. He reinvents himself in a quiet, little town—confident that nothing will ever disturb the life he’s trying to build. Then comes Ricky Goldsworth, who keeps trying to make his way through Tinsley’s life, one injury at a time.
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highqualitymercy · 2 years
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Do you think in the shameless universe that there was a buzzfeed unsolved episode in the like year after Mickey escaped to Mexico because I feel like that would be so great
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gigglysn4ke · 2 years
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Hello ^////^ you can call me snake!
This is kind of an introduction post and where I'll say what fandoms I will try to write for!
So as I have stated in my bio, I am 18 and I'm a lee hehe (itkillsmetoevenwritethetword)
I decided to start writing about it (you know, tickling) because, well, there are certain things I wanted to read and couldn't find so I figured, why not write it myself?
I'll admit, I haven't been tickled in a long time, but I know for sure I'm a lee lol if I ever tickle somebody it's because I want them to retaliate pretend you didn't read that
Anyway, here are the fandoms I will write for! You are more than welcome to send requests anytime, by the way. I am strictly SFW!
• stray kids (my ults❣️)
• ateez (I'm a baby atiny so I'll need to get to know them a bit more)
• dan and phil
• markiplier, crankgameplays, jacksepticeye
• harry potter
• buzzfeed unsolved/watcher
• merlin (bbc merlin)
If I think of more I will add them lol
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