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When He Takes Your Child To The Studio ~ Big Bang Reaction
T.O.P:
The smile on his face was wide as Jiyong pointed out to Seunghyun, your son in the corner of the studio, trying his best to copy the four boys.
It quickly got the attention of all four of the boys as your son got lost in his own little world. “He’s having a right boogie.”
“He takes after his daddy,” Seunghyun proudly told them all, “he constantly wants to watch our videos back at home and tries to copy the dances.”
“You want him to be a dancer in the future?” Daesung asked him.
Seunghyun shrugged as he didn’t tear his eyes away from your son, “it would be pretty cool if he was a dancer, I mean look at him, he’s a natural, right?”
“He’s already a better dancer than you,” Jiyong teased, “how does it feel to be shown up by your four year old son at the studio, at your own place of work?”
“He’s not showing me up,” Seunghyun tried to dismiss, “hopefully one day this will be his place of work too.”
“Dancing his heart out,” Youngbae chuckled, “and being the best dancer in the Choi household.”
“Hey, the second best Choi, thank you.”
Taeyang:
A shrug of the shoulders came from Youngbae as Daesung voiced his concerns about the fun activities that he had prepared for your daughter.
Daesung looked questionably as he met Youngbae’s eyes, “you know that Y/N doesn’t like her eating sweets during the day.”
“I’m doing Y/N a favour,” Youngbae reminded him, “if sweets are needed to keep Y/D/N under control then she’ll just have to deal with the consequences.”
“Are the sweets needed?” Seunghyun asked as he watched on.
A hum came from Youngbae as he watched your daughter closely, “probably not, but I’ve got a reputation as the fun uncle that I need to try and keep.”
“I’m so glad you’re taking Y/D/N home to your sister tonight and not us,” Jiyong jokingly told him, “I can already imagine her going crazy knowing what you’ve done.”
“Y/D/N knows what happens with Uncle Younbae stays with Uncle Youngbae,” he assured them, “it’s our little promise.”
“One day Y/N will find out,” Seunghyun warned him, “and you won’t be doing this anymore.”
“Y/N needs me to take care of Y/D/N.”
G-Dragon:
A weak smile formed on Jiyong’s face as he walked into the studio with your son in tow, feeling the eyes of all three of the boys watching him closely.
Your son quickly ran off to greet the three boys as Jiyong dropped his bag. “Y/N isn’t feeling well, so daddy duties today it is.”
“And we have to babysit too?” Youngbae asked him, throwing his arms up into the air. “We signed up to sing and dance and not take care of Y/S/N.”
“It’s just for one day,” Jiyong quickly assured them all.
Seunghyun nodded as he walked over with your son in his arms, “I’m sure we won’t lose too much time if we spend the day dancing and messing with Y/S/N.”
“You won’t even know that I’m here,” your son jokingly told them all, copying what Jiyong had prepared him to say in the car, “it’ll be like I’m at home.”
“We know your daddy bud, we know that you’ll be here,” Daesung replied to him, “you make as much noise as he does.”
“I guess one day wouldn’t hurt,” Youngbae eventually decided, “but you owe us for babysitting.”
“He’s your nephew, don't you forget.”
Daesung:
A sigh came from Daesung as he watched your daughter do another lap of the studio, full of energy, and not looking ready to tire any time soon.
His hand rested over his head as Jiyong chased after her, “Y/N’s going to go crazy if I take her home with this much energy.”
“We’re having fun!” Jiyong called out to him, picking your daughter up and throwing her in the air, “daddy’s being boring, don’t you think?”
“Yeah, don’t be boring,” your daughter noted with Jiyong.
A roll of the eyes followed from Daesung as Seunghyun appeared beside him, “if she doesn’t sleep tonight, I’ll throw you guys under the bus with Y/N.”
“You can’t do that,” Seunghyun groaned, hitting against his arm, “Y/N’s scary, especially when it comes to Y/D/N, she’ll go crazy if you tell her this is our fault.”
“Stop chasing her around the studio then,” Daesung told the three of them, “or you can come home and do bedtime.”
“Are they coming home with us?” Your daughter excitedly asked, “are uncles coming for tea?”
“I think that’s up to mummy, sweetheart.”
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#big bang#big bang imagine#big bang reaction#big bang scenario#big bang reactions#big bang scenarios#t.o.p imagine#taeyang imagine#g-dragon imagine#daesung imagine#t.o.p#taeyang#g-dragon#daesung#big bang drabble#big bang one shot#big bang fluff#kpop#kpop imagine
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Sheldon: *opening the door* “Guess who’s no longer allowed to set foot into - “
Sheldon: *beholds his beautiful bride*
Sheldon: “Wow!! You look beautiful!!!”
Amy: “Really? Because I was going to return it.”
Sheldon: “Why would you return it?! You look like a pile of swans!”
Amy: “I’m so glad you like it, because it’s going to be my wedding dress!”
Sheldon: “I can’t wait to marry you.”
The Big Bang Theory 11x22 The Monetary Insufficiency
#this moment is probably the top shamy moment for me#next to Sheldon's heartworm confession and their wedding day#there was just something so absolutely wholesome and pure and wonderful about Sheldon's reaction to seeing his beloved Amy#this#this is what girl's want#they want a Sheldon Cooper boyfriend#shamy#my favorite shamy quotes#just shamy things#the big bang theory#sheldon cooper#amy farrah fowler
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𝘽𝙏𝙎 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨
𝙀𝙓𝙊 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨
𝙎𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨
𝘽𝙞𝙜𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙜 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨
𝙂𝙤𝙩7 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨
#reaction masterlist#got7 reaction masterlist#big bang reaction masterlist#seventeen reaction masterlist#exo reaction masterlist#bts reaction masterlist#kpop reaction masterlist
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I am 100% here for Bernadette Rostenkowski wanting to dress like Cinderella and figured I could get some use of these gifs I made
BONUS...
#Bernadette Rostenkowski#Big Bang Theory#howard wolowitz#Cinderella#bluecinderella4 makes gifs#reaction gifs
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yesterday i watched New Girl's season 2 finale where Schmidt and Winston try to sabotage Cece's wedding with a badger and my immediate reaction was to say "Oh my God the same animal that killed Sheldon's uncle [The Big Bang Theory]!"
and if that isn't a glimpse of how my mind works, i don't know what can be
#seriously first and immediate reaction#I'm just a bunch of book and tv shows references thrown together#new girl#the big bang theory#sheldon cooper
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I seriously underestimated you all. I have no idea how I’m going to read ALL of the tags, let alone choose my favorites. *hides*
Mac officially introduced me to Sheldon from Big Bang Theory earlier today. This clip from that video sums up what my notifications are like rn:
Keep it up, everyone. 😂
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Usopp: Morning.
Venus: Morning.
Usopp: *finds a note on his coffee mug, with “We” in all capitals* “We?” What's this?
Venus: I don’t know. Maybe it says something on the back. 😏
Usopp: *looks on the back* “Continued on milk.” Y’know, you don’t have to trick me into making breakfast; I know how to do it. *opens the fridge, and finds another note* “Are?” We are. *turns the note around* “See spoons for more.”
Venus: What could it be??? “We are Groot?” “We are the champions?” “We are family, I got all my sisters with me?” 😏
Usopp: *looks in the spoons, finds a last note reading “pregnant”, and turns to her, now stunned*
Usopp:
Usopp:
Usopp: (trying not to smile too big just yet) Are you serious?
Venus: *emotional* Yeah.
Usopp: (still keeping his composure) Are you sure?
Venus: *choked up* Pretty positive. *holds up the test stick*
Usopp: 🤩
Venus: That’s a joke, because the pregnancy test says…
Usopp: Oh, my God! *picks her up, and twirls her with excitement* This is incredible! *sets her down, and kisses her* We’re gonna be parents?! We’re gonna get to board planes first! Finally gonna get to see what’s in that family bathroom at the mall!
#venus x usopp#venus x usopp incorrect quotes#tempeste g. banchina#one piece#usopp#one piece usopp#one piece oc#tempeste g. venus#the big bang theory#the positive negative reaction#incorrect quotes
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Kaley Cuoco as Penny 2010 in The Big Bang Theory “The Bozeman Reaction“
https://bigbangtheory.fandom.com/wiki/The_Bozeman_Reaction
#TBBT#The Big Bang Theory#Kaley Cuoco#Johnny Galecki#Leonard Hofstadter#The Bozeman Reaction#Terror in der Stadt der Rosen
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who finished the first draft? I did!
#hah#yay#writing#big bang fic tag#this fic returned to me the will to write#mostly because I know it won't be published until autumn so I don't worry about reaction engagement and all that other stuff I was having#unhealthy relationship with#hehe#and it was an idea I had for a long time!#so fun to write#even though it probably won't be as fun to read#👀
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When You Get Clingy Because You’re Tired ~ Big Bang Reaction
T.O.P:
“I can’t make dinner with you clinging off of me,” Seunghyun reminded you as you stuck to his back, following him into the kitchen as he began to grab things out of the cupboards.
Your head shook as he spoke, “I promise that you won’t even know that I’m here. Your back is just so comfortable, the perfect place for me to be able to nap on, just for a little while.”
“You’re going to sleep standing up?”
You nodded confidently in reply to Seunghyun, “that’s how desperate I am to rest against your back, I’ll sleep and stand up doing so.”
“It’s so hard to say no to you,” Seunghyun smiled, having to move you as he moved himself.
Your steps were slow as you lazed behind him, “if it’s that hard to say no then all you have to do is say yes to me instead.”
“Just as long as if I accidentally wake you up you don’t get mad at me,” Seunghyun reasoned, hearing you hum to agree with him.
You settled yourself tighter into his back, “do you have any idea how cosy you are?”
“I’m getting a pretty good idea.”
Taeyang:
“I’m not letting you stay, you have to go home,” Youngbae laughed as you continued to follow him around, wrapping your arms around him, refusing to let go of his frame stubbornly.
You kept sighing behind him too, “this is no way to treat your best friend, I always let you crash at my place when you’re too tired to go home so why can’t I stay here at yours tonight?”
“You’re too annoying to stay the night.”
Your hand hit firmly against Youngbae’s back, “you know that eventually I’ll wear you down until you agree to let me stay here with you.”
“Do you want a bet?” Youngbae laughed back at you, “I bet that I can prove you wrong on that one.”
Another groan came from you, “just let me stay the night, I’ll even sleep on the sofa so that you can have your bed.”
“Are you really that tired?” Youngbae asked you, glancing behind his shoulder to see you resting against his back, “that bad?”
Your head immediately nodded, “I’ve not felt this sleepy in a long time, I promise.”
“I guess you can stay on the sofa.”
G-Dragon:
“Hey, I was using that,” Jiyong chuckled as you reached into his lap and took his phone, moving it onto the coffee table and replacing it with your head in his lap, shuffling to get comfy.
As much as Jiyong teased you, he couldn’t help but place his hand through your hair. “Now you can play with me instead,” you laughed as he began to brush his hand through your hair.
“I’m guessing you’re a little sleepy?”
Your head nodded up to Jiyong, “sleepy is an understatement with how busy things have been today, I think I’m just exhausted.”
“I’m sorry,” Jiyong whispered, but how you were feeling was in no way his fault, “sleep Y/N.”
You nodded once again, “why else do you think I’m in your lap?” You giggled, “it’s the comfiest place in the world for me.”
“Are you sure you don’t want a cushion or something under your head?” Jiyong asked you, but you quickly stopped him moving.
He couldn’t help but laugh at how quickly you moved, “I want to rest in your lap.”
“Alright, don’t worry, there’s no cushion.”
Daesung:
“My bum has literally only just touched the sofa cushion,” Daesung laughed as you rested against his shoulder as soon as you felt his figure drop back down on the sofa after grabbing some food.
Your head nodded as you felt his arm wrap around your shoulders anyway. “You’re always so comfy,” you whispered across to him, “your shoulder makes the perfect pillow.”
“I see, is someone a little bit tired?”
A groggy hum came from you in reply to Daesung, “it might have been a bit of a long day, replying to emails all day is such a draining job.”
“We can head to bed if you want,” Daesung suggested, “there’s no reason for us to stay down here.”
Your head shook, too comfy to move. “Maybe in a little while, your shoulder is a nice little spot for me to rest on for a while yet.”
“You’ll get a crooked neck,” Daesung warned you, but that still wasn’t enough to make you move, “what about if I carry you up?”
Your figure perked up quite quickly, “that’s maybe an offer that I wouldn’t say no to.”
“Come on, you’ll be much comfier upstairs.”
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#big bang#big bang imagine#big bang reaction#big bang scenario#big bang reactions#big bang scenarios#t.o.p imagine#taeyang imagine#g-dragon imagine#daesung imagine#t.o.p#taeyang#g-dragon#daesung#big bang drabble#big bang one shot#big bang fluff#kpop#kpop imagine
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best reactions to me telling people i play D&D
(ft. my internal pain)
> “so do you guys have like, a dungeon master?” (nO Bob, we play D&D wiTHoUT a DM! Because that’s definitely possible)
> “from the Big Bang Theory!” (...yeah sure, Sheldon Cooper invented D&D, whatever)
> *mutters D&D under breath, but pronounces it in the phonetics of another language* (this one hurt my soul, ngl)
> “so like, what monster do you play?” (I was playing a human at the time, but I kinda wish I’d said “catgirl” just to see their reactions (I played a tabaxi in a oneshot lmao))
#D&D#dungeons and dragons#human fighter#D&D reactions#normal people#normal people scare me#how are there people who aren't nerds?#nerds#D&D 5e#big bang theory#because apparently that's D&D#reactions#funny reactions
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THE HORNIEST
↳ GOJO さとる + fem!reader
Summary : Horny!Gojo needs you so bad, he's insatiable. A menace.
Warnings : minors do not read/interact : smut/explicit content, it's very horny lol, not proofread, c*mshots and creampies, unprotected sex, multiple rounds, implied drunk sex
Note : lmk if you want more horny gojo lol 👍 reqs open!! anyways lol the title cracks me up. he ain't the strongest he's the horniest :(
Horny!Gojo introduces himself to you in the flirtiest way possible, cooing a sweet and drunk "Who invited the goddess?" into your ear. He's sat on the couch with you, one night at a stupid frat party. Starstruck by you. And your reciprocation made his chest feel fluttery for the first time in years. It also made his dick stand up in his pants.
Horny!Gojo leans into you for the whole night, whispering flirty things and dirty jokes into your ear like his mind is a factory pumping them out. You match his playful energy so well, he says "I think we're made for each other."
Horny!Gojo has his sharp eyes wandering to your thighs, then your shoulders, then your lips as you speak — and he licks his lips to wet them.
Horny!Gojo showers you in compliment after compliment, relishing in your reactions and getting greedier; he needs to get you alone. "Wanna go someplace quieter?" he has to shout over the music to ask you.
Horny!Gojo assures you with cocky confidence, "Yeah, I could make you cum. Aw, don't give me that eyeroll, it's turning me on. I know for a fucking fact I could make you cum. I could make those eyes roll back. I could make your legs shake."
Horny!Gojo squeezes your hand tightly when he leads you upstairs, and giggles with you as the two of you escape into a quiet, empty bedroom. His heart is panging so hard in his chest. His body feels electric. He's so horny it's the only thing he can focus on.
Horny!Gojo whimpers when you crash your lips into his. He starts making out wildly with you like he's a sex-deprived loser. Because he is. A sex-deprived, touch-starved college boy.
Horny!Gojo hits those deep, hard strokes with no breaks just to destroy you. He never lets up. Never stops to have a breather or lets you catch your own breath. "Working up a sweat b—abyyy? Too much dick stuffing your little cunt? Yeah? Is it too much? Too big? Too deep? Fuck, you're gonna squeeze my dick off, haha, calm down. It's just a little dirty talk."
Horny!Gojo murmurs into your ear, "All I wanna do is make you finish over and over again." desperation and conviction in his voice. He really just wanted to fuck you into bliss, have you dumb on his fat cock, have you squirming and whimpering and going feral for him.
Horny!Gojo pins you down like a beast but also pounds into you like he's the bitch in heat. "Oh my god oh my god yes yes yes fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckkkk that pussy's so fuckin' gooooodddd" he's a mess, just swearing and moaning like a broken record.
Horny!Gojo almost sobs your name into your mouth when he cums, draining every drop of cum that he's worked up for you in the past hour.
Horny!Gojo turns his creampies into whipped cream with his thrusts, smacking his hips so hard into you that you feel his balls slap against your ass. They're so heavy and full, makes you think that if you weren't on birth control you'd definitely get knocked up with just one of his fat nuts.
Horny!Gojo goes round after round, becoming a melting sweaty mess of a man and feeling his muscles tire out. He pins you to the bed with his whole weight, and gives you his all just to show off a little.
Horny!Gojo has such a strained but enthusiastic voice after fucking you into next year with his dick. "Wow... that pussy's so fucking creamy." he grins toothily. A sweat drop beads off his cheek. His bangs are stuck messily to his forehead, some brushed to the side.
Horny!Gojo is insatiable, he calls you long after the party, over and over, shows up at your door and relishes in how his horniness rubs off on you. He's always a giggly mess in bed with you.
Horny!Gojo needs you so bad some days that he comes to you straight after his workout at the gym, no shower just sweaty gym boy abs, and fucks you as a way to "push his limits" for like three hours.
Horny!Gojo needs to cum everywhere he can. It's like he has a cumshot checklist. Thighs? Yes. Tummy? Yes. Ass? Yes. Chest? Yes. Face? Yes. Pussylips? Yes. Hands? Yes. In your panties? Yes.
Horny!Gojo is so fucking cute when he kisses you after sex, nuzzling your neck like a cat and telling you how good you treat him with that five star pussy.
Horny!Gojo jerks himself alone when you can't come over :( always to you, of course. Sexts like a menace. He's a bit too good at it.
Horny!Gojo gets so pussy drunk sometimes that he begs you to become his wife. His dick feels so raw and sensitive but he keeps squeezing it into that tight hole of yours.
Horny!Gojo is obsessed with you, mind body and soul. Just the sight of you and sound of you makes his dick stand up. And then he's whisking you off your feet and frantically throwing you onto the bed, and you're giggling at your horny boyfriend— oh... when did that happen? Hm. Well now he's your boyfriend.
© arminsumi
Do not plagiarize / repost / translate / copy layouts / etc.
Do not steal what I've worked hard to create.
#smut#mdni#gojo#gojo smut#gojo x reader smut#gojo satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader smut#gojo x fem reader smut#gojo x fem reader#gojo x reader#satoru gojo#gojo x you#gojo satoru#gojo saturo#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu gojo#jjk gojo#gojou satoru x reader
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Baby Boomers had a cinnamon challenge they won’t talk about that may be the reason why toothpick-chewers in classic movies are seen as cool
My mother is 65 and right bang in the middle of the Baby Boomer generation, but she’s very cool and does her best to be and stay woke, keep up with shifts in vernacular, and takes care to do things like make sure she’s strict with getting pronouns correct, etc. Her meme game is a little lagging, and she only just discovered the cinnamon challenge. I was surprised to see her... not surprised. If anything, she seemed a bit pleased and said, “Yep, kids are still kids.”
I stared at her for a while. “What do you mean?” I asked her. She’s seen other ancient memes like planking and never had that reaction before. Seeing the cinnamon challenge was downright satisfying to her.
She looked me dead in the face and said, “Sweetheart, I grew up in a time when you could get crystal meth over the counter at the pharmacy. They were called diet pills then.”
“Whaaaaaaat.” I knew that Nazi Germany passed meth around like candy, but that was in the 30′s and 40′s. I had just figured it had been prohibited already in America by the time my mom was growing up. “Did you have a cinnamon challenge or something in school?” I finally asked.
She half-nodded and half-shrugged and said, “Similar. You couldn’t have candy or gum in school when I was growing up. It was about 1969 in San Francisco and parents were starting to limit cigarette smoking to kids under 18, too, so a lot of my school friends were squirming all day long with nothing to at least chew on.”
“What did they do instead, mom?” I asked suspiciously, because she would not bring this subject up after I had explained to her that the cinnamon challenge was dangerous because of how horrible it is to accidentally inhale it into your airways.
“Well... Back when I was in school, you could get cinnamon extract from the pharmacy. It was just cinnamon suspended in canola oil, and you could use it for cooking or treating a skin fungus. Stuff like that,” she explained. “So the boys at my school would take toothpicks and dip them in the cinnamon extract. That’s why chewing on a toothpick was so common back then. If you were trying to quit smoking or couldn’t have chewing gum, you could carry a little bottle of flavor extract about the size of a bottle of nail polish in your pocket and dip a toothpick in it. Then you’d have something to chew on that the teachers hadn’t banned, and you could hide them in your cheek easily.”
“So what did the boys at your school get into, mother?” I asked again. We were still on the topic of ridiculous memes. This had to go somewhere.
She smirked. “Well, after a while, the boys started noticing that the cinnamon extract from the pharmacy was spicy. It burned. So it started to get to be a challenge to see how many cinnamon toothpicks you could hold in your mouth at once. It got so bad that kids would get blisters and burns on their mouths from it, and you could tell if someone had a few of them tucked in their cheek in class because their face would turn red from the neck up like a cartoon.”
“Why have I never heard about this?”
She wasn’t done. “Finally, the teachers figured out what everyone was doing and it became a pretty big deal. Cinnamon extract started getting banned or restricted to adults. Then they banned toothpicks for sale to anyone under 18, too. That’s why it was a sign of being cool, particularly among guys, to walk around with a toothpick in your mouth. It either meant you had a fake ID or that you were 18.”
I stared at her for a long time. “Mom, why didn’t they just use hot sauce? It was California. Didn’t you have peppers?”
Without missing a beat, my 65-year-old mother replied, “Honey, we were white as fuck.”
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