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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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svdaily · 5 months
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It's three things I don't play about:
(1) me
(2) my time
(3) my money
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reputayswift · 5 months
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asoiaf is like, are you between the ages of 0 and 19 and have jet black hair and blue eyes? you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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large-anyone · 11 days
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tbcanary · 10 months
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Edit Requests: Cassandra Cain for @shadowofmoths
"I don't kill... But I don't lose, either."
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augustswife · 9 months
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foxy brown.
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h3rania · 16 days
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I love listening to playlists others make, it says so much about them and their personality
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find-republican · 3 days
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https://barbara-749.ludgu.top/jp/aKp3JPI
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condition-chance · 7 days
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mypimpademia · 11 months
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Petition to stop turning characters into drug dealers and gang bangers just bc it’s a black reader fic🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
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tbcanary · 8 months
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Dinah Lance in Birds of Prey #1 (2023)
Who can I add that's still in the "Shit your pants" category of dangerous but still impeccably trustworthy and good? Does that even exist?
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h3rania · 1 month
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My life goal is to be the girl in the pics girl bloggers use for their whispers or post
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