#blame procrastination

[nailartandsuch]

#longer nails #nail polish #nail art #nails #fall colors #fall #leaves #autumn #another post? #in the same day!?! #blame procrastination #productivity in weird places #my life may be decending into chaos and my future seeping into the inky black of the void #but at least my nails are done! #my nails #me #hand model

[j0shisamess]

procrastinating on my art school portfolio with dnp 😀😀

#dan and phil #daniel howell #fanart #dan and phil games #dnp #hes just like me fr #can i blame dan for my procrastination issues? #not really i brought this on myself #but i still blame him he encourages my behaviour

[farfromstrange]

Tell me why I’ve been struggling to get inspired to write for WEEKS when I had the time to actually do it, but the second I sit down to work on my academic responsibilities, my writer’s block vanishes and the creative juices start flowing. It’s like my brain WANTS to find ways to procrastinate being responsible, and for me to turn my focus back on Matty and other dark-haired sad boys™️ played by Charlie Cox. What is this madness?

#lizzi talks #matt murdock #matt murdock x reader #i blame charlie cox #writer’s block #do you ever get writer’s block? #just try being productive and the need to procrastinate will take care of it on its own 🤝🏻 #it’s probably a psychological thing #like i can’t concentrate on my studies for shit when it’s NECESSARY but I can write 5k words in one sitting

[uncanny-fellow]

got some more red-hot memes for ya

Part 1

#included two twewy ones bc i like them and will probably never make a whole post for them #so apparently i procrastinated on making this post for like uhhhhh almost a year and a half?? #i've been sitting on this folder full of memes so long that i forgot the context for several sjdfsdj #anyway in celebration of my sibling finishing ntwewy! here it is #ntwewy #neo twewy #twewy #ntwewy spoilers #neo twewy spoilers #yes i am still tagging spoilers bc you never know lol #once again if any of these have been done already blame my ignorance

[buglaur]

britechester’s newest cuties

#i'm procrastinating so much someone stop me #ts4 #PLEASE send help #i've been doing a research study for the past 4 weeks and a chunk of it is due tomorrow #but i've ultimately fucked it up by choosing the wrong subject for it #so i have to start from scratch and do 4 weeks worth of research on a new topic right now #and it's 11pm #but oh well #if i fail i fail #i bought a frog plushie today so nothing can put me in a bad mood #he's so cute he's got a blue plaid bow tie :) #no legacy post tomorrow sorry #blame my poor time management skills

[artphantom]

my gift for @seldans for the @mcytblrholidayexchange !! despite binge watching all her videos before starting to draw, this doesn't relate to any of em👍 yeah. uhm. i dunno i just kinda thought this was a cool pose to draw her in and then i threw some fun effects on. idk. i hope you like it !! :}

#i feel like my alt text sucks but i blame that on the fact that it's very late and im tired #tbh i had this done earlier in the day but then i procrastinated posting cuz i got scared #also i have never done a lineless thing before. i dont know why i decided to try now. explosion. was fun tho :F #:D* i cant be arsed to retype all that just to correct a typo #ivorycello #haunted shouts #<- haunted by. fear. i guess #i dont have an art tag

[asteria7fics]

I see your tall Stan/short Kyle, and your tall Kyle/short Stan, but I raise you this, fair traveler.

Nearly identical height Style.

Listen. Hear me out.

Maybe there's an inch or so of difference, but it's hardly noticeable.

Just think about the sheer tension of locking eyes with someone at your exact level. Hugs are always perfect, even the kind from the side. Nobody gets a face-full of man tits or greasy ass hair.

No tippy-toes necessary. Just two dudes embracing, lips locked in a fit of manly smooching.

Are you seeing the vision?

#style #south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #ramblings #im truthfully just procrastinating #because writing is hard you guys #but seriously i love them being almost the same height #i blame post covid for it honestly #like kyle just slightly taller by a hair? #so good i feel nourished

[paynomindtotheinsanity]

How Gaz measures the passage of time

#invader zim au #invader zim fanfiction #your eyes are red #2k words in #why did i procrastinate on such a big chapter #can i blame someone else for my tomfoolery #chapter 16 why must you be difficult

[thefunniestguy]

hiiiii tungler. I hope you missed me , pleasw take some art I don't want it

Ive got one more art to post after this and then I'll b forced back intk the void 🙏🫶 ALSO PLEASEEEEE NO SPOILERS IN THE TAGS . JUST IN CASE

#IF THE QUALITY IS KILLED IM GONNA EXPLODE #Also I'm soso sleepy and Not Well mentally if yhjs is funky blame that /hj #Uhgjgkgjfjgn I'm also procrastinating sleeping bc I've gotta get up early for work #Taggshhhdjdj tags . Tags #Percy Jackson 2023 #percy jackson disney+ #percy jackon and the olympians #Percy Jackson #Annabeth Chase #grover underwood #My art #Digital art #Fanart #Digital fanart

[etchedstars]

the paladin & the cleric

made for day 1 of @bylerweek2023 !!

#ok im sorry i tried . #i didnt plan on making this okay in my defense #i have history notes im procrastinating on can you blame me #every time i go to type paladin i say palading #its a good thing i dont do cleradin ever bc if i did i doubt id make it out alive #anyways. #byler week 2023 #byler #cleradin #stranger things #i have looked at these words far too many times off to do other incomprehensible history things Goodbye ! #byler web weaving

[save-the-villainous-cat]

you're so talented i'm in awe!! any chance you could do a flirty hero x flustered villain? i am starved of this dynamic and the snippets you've written are by far some of my favourite

“Wow,” the hero whispered as their gaze followed the heavily decorated pillars in the walls, all the way up to the more than delicately impressive fresco. It seemed liked their eyes wouldn’t want to let go of the sight. The painter must’ve been a god, creating worlds out of paint and water.

The hero had seen a lot of art in their life but this, this was ethereal.

“That’s quite something,” the hero said. Eventually, they tore off their gaze and glanced at a much more beautiful scene. The villain in the middle of all this. “Your library is as beautiful as you. I most ardently admire that.”

“Sure,” the villain said, rolling their eyes. The hero could see all the imperfections on their face: the scars on their nose, their dry lips, the injury in their eye…Nevertheless, the villain was blushing and nevertheless, the hero considered them more breathtaking than the library in its entirety.

“No, that was a lie,” the hero whispered. “You’re more beautiful.”

Sometimes, the hero regretted that they were so straightforward. They should’ve learnt to keep their mouth shut in all these years. But right now, it just felt good to say what they’d been thinking about for months.

“Didn’t you want to research—” The hero came closer until their noses were only inches apart.

“If someone carved your face into stone, they’d go mad for they’d never capture your beauty,” they whispered. They pushed a loose strand of hair out of the villain’s face, losing themselves in their gaze once again. The villain seemed to be troubled by the same fate.

“Look, I—”

“Don’t you think we were made for each other?” the hero whispered in their ear. “Two immortals, destined to be together?”

Their fingertips followed the villain’s veins on their wrist. It took every last bit of control the hero had in them to not go crazy. They wanted the villain so desperately, it almost was an obsession.

“I always thought I was alone…” They took a look at the villain who was focused on the hero’s lips but seemed to be unable to speak.

They looked incredible. The hero was furious internally for having known the villain for merely three months. Three months. They could’ve lived for centuries with each other but no.

Destiny wanted for them to meet now.

Typical.

“How did you…?” The villain looked up at the hero, confused.

“Darling,” the hero said. They smiled as they whispered against the villain’s ear. “You have a library with a copy of every book imaginable. You don’t die when I kill you. And you didn’t even question my statement.”

The tip of their nose brushed the shell of the villain’s ear.

“Now please, please show me around and make me fall in love harder.”

#my love I’m not talented I always write before going to bed so this is definitely not my best work #if I wasn’t such a procrastinator y’all would get much better quality #I’m still gonna blame that on English not being my first language #writing snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroxvillain snippet #heroes and villains #hero #villain #hero x villain #heroxvillain #an answer for an ask #request #look idk why they’re immortal #immortal hero #immortal villain

[strangefable]

what d&d class is your oc?

tagged for this uquiz by the lovely @jillvalentinesday, @cassietrn, @inafieldofdaisies, @voidika, @josephseedismyfather, @direwombat, @poisonedtruth, and @theelderhazelnut, thank you all <3

Ranger

You are a Ranger, an explorer of dangerous territories. You are fearless and cunning, traits necessary on your travels, but you tend to be closed off from others and overly pragmatic. Your connection with nature and skill with weaponry will carry you through most battles, and your sneakiness will let you avoid the ones it will not.

There isn't any other class that suits her. She's not got the magic for druid, but her fighting style keeps her out of direct warrior/barbarian types. Archery and nature, exploration and knowing the lay of the land, and using it to advantage? That's Micah. She's at home alone in the woods, but with party members she's off her footing, unsure how to interact or engage. Trusts comes hard for her, but a fearless ability to throw herself into danger? Yeah, she's got that in spades.

Rogue

You are a Rogue, a skilled adventurer who uses guile and expertise to your advantage. You are often seen as stealthy and precise, aiming for your opponent's weakest points, but you can master various other skills to aid you on your journey. While you tend to be underhanded and greedy, you can also be daring, clever, insightful and charismatic.

Sneaky. Underhanded. Guile. Charm. Greed. Loose Morals. What else could Lil ever be but rogue?

Artificer

You are an Artificer, an adventurer who wields science in place of magic. While your foremost trait is intelligence, you're built tougher than most others who place their faith in their brains. You are inventive, curious and occasionally reckless, all traits that get you both into and out of trouble on your adventure.

I admit it, I took the quiz for her a few times until it returned the right result. Intellect and knowledge, melding science and magic, those are Bright's Things. No matter how much the quiz kept trying to make her a traditional magic user, she's just not. She's extremely reckless, but it's not out of malice or a drive for power; it's simple curiosity. And a love of shiny things. She's clever but not wise; she's quick but not strong or nimble.

Paladin

You are a Paladin, a warrior sworn to an Oath, whether it be to a god, a king, an ideology or oneself. As a divine soldier, you are well equipped to strike down evil, but must follow a code of your choosing to retain this power. While you are limited somewhat by these bonds, you are also the most driven and determined member of your group.

tbh i've never considered what would suit Lore, but honestly? yeah, she's very driven for good, for what she sees as moral and right, for the betterment of the people, though i don't know if she could be defined as a soldier or warrior. she's about practicality and function over form or style, but she'd balk at the idea of serving a god or a king. her goal is always to help people, especially those who have no voice and no power. she fights hard, but she prefers diplomacy and compromise whenever possible, to save as many lives as she can. she's one of my purest, most good characters.

i realize i'm kinda late on this one, but i'm passing on tags, anyway. (feel free to ignore me<3) @henbased, @adelaidedrubman, @v0idbuggy, @legally-a-bastard, @damejudyhench, @mars-colony, @strafethesesinners, @thisisrigged4, @mediocre-life-span, @harmonyowl, @marivenah, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @florbelles, @trench-rot, @wrathfulrook, @simplegenius042, @incognito-insomniac, @gayafsatan, @shallow-gravy, @turbo-virgins, @chazz-anova, @confidentandgood, @aceghosts, @jacobseed, @vampireninjabunnies-blog, @fourlittleseedlings, @clonesupport, @unholymilf, and anyone else who wants to do this, please say i tagged you <3

#micah hale #lilith mallory #bright #lore jameson #dnd quiz tag game #i was gonna do a few others but i feel bad how long my posts get #and i'm never sure if i'm tagging the right people or just being annoying #but anyway yeah i maybe cheated a little to get results that fit for a few of them right #tho micah and lore are the first results they both got #i blame my lack of dnd knowledge on how wrong i was getting answers tbh #rambling in the tags because i'm nervous af about posting this #so this is how i procrastinate wheee #also i may even participate in wip wed today i know that's a big shock lol but i've got writing happening again #just so scared to share #yep i am procrastinating in tags whoops

[switchplate-2]

Well and truly fucked

Swiss escapes his 'stage of shame' to visit Sodo. More under the cut.

Also I fully blame this on @sisterprocrastinator!

“Cum for me baby girl,” Swiss growled the words in Sodo’s ear.

 He knew that there was always the chance for Swiss to escape his little stage of shame as they teasingly called it, something that he had begun doing more and more of late. He would occasionally make his way to his side, sometimes running to harass one of the girls. But this time when Swiss ran up onto Sodo’s platform while he was really playing with all he had during ‘Watcher in the sky’ what happened totally caught the small ghoul by surprise.

Swiss positioned himself flush against Sodo’s back, his left hand fisting a handful of Sodo’s uniform pants while the left snaked it’s way under Sodo’s guitar. His mind flashed to in infamous dick grabbing clip that to his understanding is still circulating the internet. Swiss’ hand was gripping his cock and jerking him then and there on the stage in front of countless fans, during a part where all eyes were on him. This would be all over the internet before they made it to the hotel, again.

He's by no means a ‘two pump chump’ but coupled with already being horny, what he can’t help his high sex drive. Then add to it that the energy from the fans immediately ramps up anything the ghouls are feeling, which is why they always make sure that Mountain is fed, Rain had a nap and Sodo is properly fucked immediately before they go on stage.

When you add all those things together you are handling a volatile substance, one that Swiss has his fist around as best he can jerking all while Sodo tries to continue to play, the last thing he wants is Papa to yell at him for fucking up a song. The suddenly the thin thread holding what dignity that the Fire ghoul had together snaps with no warning and the only thing hiding his undoing was his guitar as he did exactly what Swiss told him to and came. “Good job, now everyone else will know what a needy little slut you are for me. Cumming like that in front of the fans,” Swiss purred to Sodo as he gave his ass a firm swat, all while Sodo held himself together and played as if he didn’t just cum in his pants.

It didn’t take long, and he could feel his own cum cool and each time the air hit it he was reminded of the way he folded for the Multi so easily in front of a full house. Each time Rain or Phantom came near him Sodo could hear them growl lowly. When Copia came and did the kneeling bit during ‘Kiss the Go Goat’ the look on the old man’s face gave away that he too knew.

Sodo was begging the Dark Lord to call him back to the Pit by the time that they made it to the final bow, and he was supposed to be throwing picks to the fans. When he smelled Mountain come up behind him Sodo whimpered, “You have any idea how fucked you are little one?” He was gone before Sodo’s brain was able to form any response at all.

Once Copia released them to head backstage Sodo ran to the green room. He wanted to change and put all this behind him. But his footsteps were soon echoed by more. He knew better than to look back until he made it to their dressing room. He slammed the door and swore at the fact that there wasn’t a lock on it, all he was able to do was back slowly towards the wall opposite the door. When it slowly opened the first one to step in was Swiss, “That’s no way to treat your pack when we are just here to help you out.” Rain, Phantom then Mountain all file in behind Swiss, all with feral grins on his face.

This is when Sodo really knew he was well and truly fucked.

#switch is back on her shit #ghost fanfiction #sodo ghoul #swiss ghoul #feral ghouls #well and truly fucked #Sodo is in trouble now #Blame a fellow writer for what you do #sister procrastinator #Love my gesties

[sunglassesmish]

when i got lou’s cameo they were £52. now they’re £120. get that bag i guess 😔

#i see how many he has to do and he’s apparently a procrastinator and has to film so i don’t blame him #i honestly respect it. he was pretty cheap

[theplatypusblue]

All the segments of teen Wu in season 9 are so funny cuz everyone’s just like “Wu, do you know where the dragon armor is?” and Wu’s actual unironic response is “Yeah it came to me in a dream ☺️”

And since they literally have no alternatives in this situation they just. Go in whatever random direction Wu points them in. And I get that’s kinda the point of the whole faith thing and everything but it’s so ridiculous that it’s both funny and terrifying at the same time.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #yes I’m procrastinating schoolwork by watching ninjago thank u for asking <3 #rambling in the tags: #I am lowkey sick of how nice the show is to Wu. I want to see the team get frustrated w him more often #sure he’s blamed himself plenty already but like. I want to see him get held accountable for his mistakes somehow #hes old and wise and friendly but he’s also irresponsible and #most importantly!!! (to me anyway) #has a tendency to lie and hide things from the ppl in his life. #idk season 9 has me thinking abt Wu a whole lot #getting to see him as a ‘blank slate’ without any prior experience to inform his decisions #really showcases both his good and bad qualities extremely clearly

[atherix]

Slowly but surely..... in the meantime-

Look I have finally built a house! :D

#personal #minecraft #different server than my massive temple #do i have two building projects at the same time? maybe #am i procrastinating on both? possibly yes #i have to dig holes and drain water can you blame me