#brooding hens

[spacedace]

When I say I want a Broody Batman, I don't mean Broody as in "Byronic Hero" I mean Broody as in "Hen aggressively fluffed up over a clutch of eggs/chicks willing to fight god to protect them"

I want Batman to stand up and a dozen little legs to be spotted from beneath his hammer space logic of a cape.

I want someone to get to close to one of his little chicks and start making that demonic angry chicken noise.

I want him to sit in one spot and refuse to move come hell or high water because he's gotta make sure all his little ones are warm and safe from predators.

I want each bat-adoption to be there because Alfred slipped an orphaned child in need of a good home/parent under the cape like a farmer shoving day-old chicks under a hen that went Broody and is slowly starving herself to death trying to hatch unfertalized eggs.

No more of this standing on the ledge of a building with lowered head looking sad in the rain bad parent Brooding Batman. Only aggressively protective and good parent Batman.

#Batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #good parent bruce wayne #the only broody batman i will accept is Chicken Coded #batman? more like HenMan #seriously though this is the only form of brooding that should be allowed in Batman media #a hen once gave me a black eye and scratches so bad i almost needed stitches because i (unknowingly) got to close to her chicks #that's the energy i'm looking for

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

HII just wanna let u know i cant stop thinking abt poppy and sally (and laughingstock ofc) and its ur fault!!! i love them sm!! ur brain is huge!!

!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

#and may i reiterate: HOLY SHIT!!!! #1) you're welcome. pleased to have you here in obscurepair hell #2) dude your art is soooooo fucking Scrumptious #i had to double check to make sure that who was in my inbox was Really In My Inbox hellooooooooooooo hi hi hi #your franklydear is Top Tier #NOT TO MENTION YOUR DRAG EDDIE ART MY GODDDDDDDD i swoon every time i see it #your art is just very.... i am missing the word rn so just. its very Yes. id like to eat it. the colors. the softness. expressive. yeah #anyway now that ive bled out all over your floor #or. its my own floor? this is my blog... well there's blood everywhere. Ignore That #THANKS FOR THE FREE POPSTAR MEAL #poppy doin the hen thing and practically brooding on sally is Everything to me now thank you thank you #rambles from the bog #offerings to the bog #i will be coming back to Gaze at this ask!!!! #'kys' 'shes joking' 'im not' i will admit. i snorted

[bluestempigeons]

Sooty laid a fucking monster of an egg again. Looking like she's gonna be a one-egger old lady! Hasn't had a two egg clutch for about half a year now

#pet pigeon #the great and mysterious sooty #i like to post about her old lady changes :) wondering if she'll hit 'henopause' earlier than most #seeing as most hens don't start one-egging until closer to 10 from what i've seen... #though bambi is seemingly hitting henopause already at 5 #not entirely unsuspected given her wonky hips but... #poor girl has been brooding nothing on and off for the past few months. i've been giving her fake eggs to sit on and she appreciates that #still fostering babies out to her as well. she likes being a momma very much

[creaturefeaster]

hi wire whats been brewing

hi applejuiceism baby chicks have been brewing

I had this really old and cheap egg incubator I found at an antique store, from like 5+ years ago, that has just been collecting dust. Because I have so many hens who are usually broody enough to hatch eggs on their own. But a lot of my hens are getting old, so I finally wanted to try and see if the incubator worked. Also I just wanted a new batch of chicks lol.

Right now, there are 3 eggs in the incubator which were meant to be test eggs but they're all doing really really well. Additionally there's some more under my silkie brooders outside which are doing pretty good too.

The two week stretch is on the 23rd I think, and they are due to hatch around my birthday around the 31st.

#they all have names written on them to keep track of #some named by my best friend and my husband #and a couple named by me #Ursula. Magus. and The Professor. are all the incubator eggs #Poach. Crust. Gina. Crazy Nelly. Pepita. Goblinda. are all of the hen-brooded eggs #so excited for them to hatch too because they're all from my newer rooster Homerun #who just has the prettiest feathers in the world #so im excited to see what the chicks end up looking like

[see-arcane]

THOU SHALT NOT PESTER AN ANGEL WHILE NESTING.

Just a little comic based on a flash fiction I contributed to in the upcoming anthology, 99 Fleeting Fantasies. My story is, “Angel Season,” in which the celestial legions flock to Earth to nest, brood, and molt some miracles around the world while waiting on the next generation to flutter up to the clouds.

The eBook will be available February 15th if you want to check it out!

#imagine them making giant otherworldly brooding hen noises #angel season #my art #my writing #silliness #angel #biblically accurate angel #asterisks implied

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

So I just noticed this hilarious thing. In Ep 6 Jang Uk says this about providing an heir for Jinyowon:

And then Lady Jin totally is giving Cho-yeon chicken personally in Ep 10:

Her twins aren't even 100 days old! Give the girl a break!

(A brood hen would be a chicken who has decided to sit on eggs and therefore reproduce, which they will only do a few times a year. I don't know the specific cultural context, but I can see that having a strong association with fertility. I tried to Google it but I mostly got articles about modern low birthrates...)

#alchemy of souls #lady jin #jang uk #jin cho yeon #brood hen #eager grandmother vibes

[ashmcgivern]

Disbelief, when I first heard the news It left me angry and confused Knocked the wind out of my soul When we lost what made us whole And now there's a heat behind my eyes And I can't stop asking "Why?", Why?", Why?" - Tragedy Is Not the End | Joel Ansett

#dungeons and dragons #couatl #tiefling #dragons #warlock #asharts #zeal #aiben #YEAH SO UH #Lilith came and killed a couatl right before it gave Zeal it's egg #and now Z is carrying this couatl egg around and is hyper protective over it like a fucking brooding hen #he doesnt want anyone knowing about it #because z is in the business of keeping secrets #and he feels like if opposing sides find out hes got it theyll come after it #cuz after all why kill the parent? #the couatl told Z to instruct its child to 'not let the morphirium be rejoined with its own kind' #morphirium being this thing that we're trying to find in the campaign #its a big magic rock tldr #but its something incredibly important if a couatl was once on this task is how zeal is thinking #and so he doesnt want to fail #the couatls dying wish was to give the egg to zeal and to have him instruct it so #he will do that as best he can #zeal is dealing with a lot of 'why me' feelings tho #lots has happened to him and hes overwhelmed #lots of pressure #has to find the morphirium to be able to keep talking to xan #has to protect this egg #has to navigate his dead sister being alive #stressed boy

[batqueers]

AAAAA so excited to develop keyring batman. alexcore bats for your thoughts <3

#i need a tag now #🔑💍🦇au #ok #rwrbat #alex would have a more traditional batman suit with Some tech i think #hen is All Tech and darkness and leans into the bat and brooding A Lot. big fucking cape #🔑💍b

[reydelcastill0]

Hatching Lightbulbs

I once saw a tiktok where a chicken is in a garbage bin trying to hatch a few lightbulbs

So here's Griffon getting upset that someone is disturbing him while he broods

inspiration video under cut:

#akobj art #my art #doodle #pen #pen doodle #griffon devil may cry #devil may cry #shitpost #//i am very aware that only hens brood but like #//papa griffon is a demon. he can have some weird behaviors. as a treat

[urbandokkalfar]

Abortion, Birth Control and Reproductive Rights are being stripped from child bearing individuals because the right to choose when to become pregnant, whether or not to carry a child at all or to terminate a pregnancy is considered Destruction of Government Property by denying the Government another body and pair of hands to make money.

#when you have productive livestock on a farm you don't prevent them from reproducing - you breed them #yes I'm comparing the US to a farm and child bearing individuals as livestock bc some mfers don't seem to get it #Got a hen that lays a metric fuck ton of eggs? - Keep her brooding = Keep child bearing individuals pregnant #to keep them in poverty and dependent on the governemnt if they cant afford the expenses of child birth #force the desperate and terrified into high risk situations that weed them from the population through jail time or death #raising children becomes a luxury - not that it already is #there is no such thing as pro life #pro lifers only care about the fetus #not the child after it's brought into the world #we will see a rising death toll for pregnant individuals and unborn children #but hey #a zygote is a living breathing fully cognizant entity and not just a little parasite engineered over centuries of evolution #and selective breeding along side archaic birthing practices that make child birth and bearing incredibly detrimental to the carriers #mental and physical health and well being #and that support for these individuals is more or less Gtfo out of my exam room your fine even though your a manic wreck after sustaining a #dinner plate sized WOUND to your inner abdomen and a massive bottom out of hormones... #ffs...

[paluszine]

Crafters of tumblr where art thou... i wanna make zines with u guys! Like come on look at my bread one its easy and fun!!

#brooding like a mother hen on eggs <\3 #except my eggs are my ideas but no one to collab with: #many many unmatched ideas!! #zinester #zines

[sassyhazelowl]

I love how online its always 'never keep cock birds together' Which, sure, but umm, my hens are way more likely to shred up, chase or fight the other birds during breeding season than the guys.

#my cocks/roos will fight other cocks/roos #a bit #the hens will beat on anyone they do like near their nest/eggs/man/food/water/cage/perch #I removed the visual divider between my canary pairs temp to clean it and immediately one of the hens started threatening both boys #my button quail hens are very choosy about which hens get to sit next to them on the nest while brooding #even the finches get snippy with each other #I've bred my birds to be relatively tolerant of both other people and other birds but it only goes so far during the breeding season LOL

[preacherpollard]

Brooding

Neal Pollard Forget, “Don’t be grouchy like a rooster!” These days, we are singing, “Don’t be broody like a hen!” In our flock of Easter-Eggers, as Spring gives way to Summer, we have had one of our female fowl think she’s hatching little ones. While this maternal instinct is God-given, our girl is experiencing these urges because of hormones. She is convinced she’s going to incubate chicks,…

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#brooding #broody #chicks #compassion #deceived #delusion #eggs #hens #rationalize #revelation #roosters

[greekmythcomix]

To explain my chicken obsession:

* * *

Me: I’m enjoying drawing chickens for this commission.

Husband: ha ha Greek Myth Chickens!

Me: 🤔

I now present to you,

🏺Greek Myth Chickens 🐓

ILIAD EDITION

(drawn and originally posted in May 2021, coloured and reposted Jan 2023)

1) Egg-chilles and Patro-cluck (Achilles and Patroclus)

2) Mene-lay-us and Al-eggs-andros (Paris) (Menelaus and Alexandros [Paris])

3) Egg-amemnon (Agamemnon)

4) Aph-roost-ite and Helen of Spur-ta (Aphrodite and Helen of Sparta)

5) Nest-or (Nestor)

6) Androma-beak, Peck-tor, and Astyan-egg (Andromache, Hektor and Astyanax)

7) At-hen-a and Egg-dysseus (Athena and Odysseus)

8) Preen-am and Peck-uba (Priam and Hekuba [Hekabe])

9) Brood-seis (Briseis)

10) Diom-egg-es (Diomedes)

EDIT: Greek Myth and Roman History chicken MASTERPOST - https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/725538723329179648/greek-myth-roman-history-chickens-master-post Here Be More Chickens Cosplaying

(See next post for last 3 Iliad chickens- https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/722218945873051648/iliad-chickens-continued-11-lay-jax-tel-capon )

#Achilles #Patroclus #patroklos #akhilles #greek mythology #greek myth retellings #greek myth #comix #greek myth memes #Iliad #Homer #artwork #my artwork #Greek myth chickens #illustration #pun #fanart #chickens #tagamemnon #the Iliad #classics #classical civilisation

[sheikh-n-bake]

Our little brooder

#me #mine #chickens #bantam #hen #pullet #Serama #chicken #laying #brooding

[awkwardnerdylesbian]

"we ate salt last week" is so normal but also no it's not but also yes it is bc salt is not salt it is a chicken and that's also food. also I can't believe y'all ate salt but also if he was mean then good for y'all I guess? dust to dust, soup to soup. anyways how are the rest of the soup chickens doing

they’re thriving and i forgot to record them running a few days ago i swear y’all need to get a little bit of chickens running once in awhile. it will cure you. don’t ask how. but it will lol.

#sometimes i forget that i named all the males after spices and such and the hens after fruits and vegetables lol #we have been trying to get some of the hens too brood but we haven’t been able too since we are fixing their homes #but for now free eggs lol #¯\_(ツ)_/¯