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frenchfry99 · 4 months
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🌺 I'm back with flower besties! :] 🌼
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Couple of doodles below the cut
What if they all are a lil silly friendgroup,,, having tea and frolicking in the field n stuff,,,
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THEY'RE JUST CHILL LIL GUYS TOGETHER I LOVE THEM SMMMM <3
Minnie and Timothy by @thelone-copper and Buddy by @dxkjf !! Their designs are so fun to draw gah!!! :D
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Bonus mini Magnolia and mini Buddy!!
Plants were 'Lia's special interest since they were a lil kid so she'd be so happy to meet kid Buddy because "moo?? a talking flower?? Must befriend!!" (Would treat him nicely obv!!)
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dxkjf · 7 months
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GRARRFARA posting these ARGARGARAG BRAINROT I think they’re silly
TIMOTHY BELONGS TO @thelone-copper
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icepoptroll · 3 months
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Felt like drawing these guys doing quintessential teen boy stuff lol
“Yes you can rap, use talking machine thing. It is futuristic. I will give you beat”
Ricky and Mischa ft. Product Placement™️
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vampir-el · 5 months
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when i was a kid my favorite part of the power rangers episode was the beginning and the end when they all just got to be friends and thats kinda how i feel about 12 and bill
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meowydoe · 7 months
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Ricky ilysm but what the hell was this
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[ 📷 : some theatre company !!]
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dawningfairytale · 1 year
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constance and ricky are the biggest nischa shippers they notice everything noel and mischa are oblivious to
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leclerc-s · 3 months
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paint the town red - part nine
CRY MORE RED BULL
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series masterlist
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AUSTRIA 2024
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isaiah atkins where the fuck is that little spider-shit?
harley keener currently? he's on the roof of mercedes hospitality tormenting toto.
isaiah atkins how the fuck has that kid lived as long as he has?
peter parker caffeine and spite
sebastian vettel what's this about peter telling red bull to 'cry more'
bianca stark-potts that's iconic. isaiah atkins no! it's not!
peter parker it's okay, we'll just shove lestappen down their throats this weekend and they'll forget all about it.
charles leclerc what the hell is a lestappen? peter parker it's you and max! charles leclerc what the fuck??
carlos sainz it's like how lando and i are carlando!
harley keener and how tony and steve are stony
tony stark what the actual fuck keener?
sebastian vettel or how nico and lewis are referred to as brocedes, right?
arthur leclerc see charles, even seb understands what we're talking about and he's older than you.
peter parker do you guys think i'll be able to meet nico rosberg and ask him about brocedes?
ollie bearman oh god, he's a menace. harley keener back home they call him spider-menace ollie bearman you know, that suits him.
isaiah atkins right, so apparently my job also requires me to babysit peter
bianca stark-potts isaiah, buddy, i hate to break it to you, but that's the main reason you were hired.
tony stark NO HE WASN'T! it was so that he could babysit all of you, except seb.
tony stark although, i'm not quite convinced that man isn't a menace still.
sebastian vettel i am an angel stark! tony stark jury's still out
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bianca stark-potts posted new stories
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local menace is pouting after isaiah scolded him
the best boy
so where we gonna go?
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sam wilson i bet tony is watching bianca like a hawk.
tony stark WELL WHO THE FUCK IS HE??
tony stark my gut is telling me it's like verstappen or something.
tony stark i just know it has to be someone from a different team
queen shuri for a man who claims he's such a genius, you sure are stupid
bianca stark-potts SHURI SHUT UP!
natasha romanoff i know who it is
tony stark WHAT? HOW?
bianca stark-potts THAT'S NOT FAIR, YOU SENT YELENA TO SPY ON ME? THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT NAT!
natasha romanoff HOW DID YOU KNOW? bianca stark-potts for a former black widow, she's not very good at disguises. her black wig is horrendous.
joaquin torres i think it's charles. nothing can change my mind.
sam wilson it has to be like norris or sargeant.
bucky barnes clint managed to convince me, it has to be an older driver. i vote jenson button.
kate bishop well we know it's not yuki because who ever he is, he's taller than bianca.
tony stark nat, i'll pay you to tell me who it is.
natasha romanoff i only did it to know if her was good enough for her, i think he is.
natasha romanoff added one person
yelena belova ah kate bishop is here!
kate bishop oh no.
tony stark yelena, pleasure, who is my daughter seeing?
yelena belova natasha? natasha romanoff no, you can't tell him. it'll be much funnier when bianca tells him. yelena belova understood. sorry stark, i cannot say anything tony stark OH COME ON!
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harley keener added one person
isaiah atkins do i want to know why? or what this is?
carlos sainz bianca and charles have something to tell you!
isaiah atkins is it that they're dating?
charles leclerc how the hell? bianca stark-potts how the fuck?
isaiah atkins oh don't worry, it's not anything you two did. you're doing great at keep it a secret.
isaiah atkins harley and carlos on the other hand. they suck at keeping a secret. it's not like they're trying. they tease you two at every opportunity they get. seb's figured it out too.
charles leclerc how long do think it'll take tony or peter to figure it out?
bianca stark-potts i love my dad but he can't ever see what's in front of him. it took him months to figure out nat was a widow
harley keener as for peter, that kid couldn't figure that his girlfriend, mj, was flirting with him before they started dating.
isaiah atkins i hope you two know the paperwork for this is insane
charles leclerc well, we're not officially dating. bianca stark-potts so no paperwork yet.
isaiah atkins you're both idiots
isaiah atkins i hope you know that
bianca stark-potts WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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SILVERSTONE 2024
scuderiaferrari, harleykeener, and biancastark_potts have posted new stories
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silverstone isn't ready for track terror leclerc and chili sainz.
i leave my phone with these nerds for two fucking minutes
natasha come pick up your fucking sister
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bianca stark-potts nat, ask your guard dog to back off.
yelena belova bianca, you are not very nice.
yelena belova everyone says you are a nice person. i think they are liars.
bianca stark-potts YOU CRASHED MY DATE!
yelena belova natasha said i had to make sure he could handle them. i am pleased to announce he is.
yelena belova he is very nice. offered to pay for my meal if i stayed, i did.
joaquin torres love that for you. i would've crashed her date too bianca stark-potts JOAQUIN? I TRUSTED YOU? joaquin torres I WANT TO KNOW WHO HE IS!
sam wilson if we kick tony out will yelena tell us who he is?
yelena belova no, but i would like to inform everyone that sebastian vettel and carlos sainz also know who he is. charles is a little lost on who it is. he thinks it's isaiah like peter.
peter parker IT HAS TO BE HIM. BIANCA WOULD STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THAT.
bianca stark-potts I'M SORRY? WHO WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD NICK ABOUT BECK YOU SPIDER-FUCK
maria hill you people have problems. please stop texting each other.
bucky barnes no thanks maria. you can leave.
maria hill has left the chat
peter parker has added maria hill
peter parker NO ONE IS LEAVING! maria hill leave me alone! peter parker NO!
tony stark YELENA I WILL PAY YOU 500 THOUSAND TO TELL ME WHO HE IS!
yelena belova i find it more satisfying to see you lose your mind over this than money. money, which i could easily steal from you
bianca stark-potts i told you, i'll tell you when I WANT TO.
bianca stark-potts keep this up and i'll let you find out from an instagram post.
yelena belova it's not isaiah. i can tell you all that.
tony stark i will drop this, but only because i know bianca is capable of doing that.
bianca stark-potts thanks dad.
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¡leclerc-s speaks! i’m in mourning. no one talk to me. in a perfect world charlos are teammates until at least 2025 when audi comes into play. ALL MEN DO IS LIE! WHAT HAPPENED TO “TOGETHER OR NOTHING?”
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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jackiequick · 2 months
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Jason Underwood being a better dad than Howard Stark for 9 minutes straight | Marvel Fic
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Pairings: Tony x Pepper, JJ x Liz, Liane x Ethan
Summary: What happened when a man frozen in time suddenly is in charge of raising the heroes of tomorrow? In other words, Jason trying to keep everyone in check and doing well.
Characters mentioned: Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Howard Stark, Rei Stark, Ava Stark, The Avengers, Young Avengers and etc
Fandoms: Marvel Comics—> Iron Man 1-3, The Avengers, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Age Of Ultron
A/N: I blame Glen giving rom-com energy! I hate him (affectionately). His favorite song is Unwritten hehehe
Sequel to this fanfic!
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Tony sat down at his lab downtown with his eyes shot, the lights made him more than pale as he lay inside his car and faced the wall. He has been drinking since this afternoon. His tears filled his eyes as he looked to his side to find his uncle walking around to open the side of the car.
He was surprised to see him here, last he checked he was with Coulson on a small assignment.
“Tony..” He muttered, resting his head against his hand, “Come on buddy.”
“I can’t stand..I’m tired, JJ..” He replied, squeezing his eyes shut and leaned forward into his touch for a spilt second.
“It’s okay, I got you.”
Tony was silent as an arm was looped around his side, lifting him up and out of the car, standing over to leave the lab and head upstairs. Jason kept an eye on him asking if he was alright in which his nephew just nodded. He lay him down on the couch with a soft blanket across his body wrapped tightly to keep him warm.
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A moment later, he returned with a small glass of water and some fruit. Orange slices to be consumed by Tony within a matter of minutes. He watched him as he sat, allowing his nephew to rest his head on his shoulder and even saw the crossword puzzle on his neck start to erase with time.
“..I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately…” Tony admitted with a small sigh biting down on another orange slice.
Jason hushed his voice for a moment before humming, “It’s okay..you just got overwhelmed, you need a break, step back and regroup..”
“I’m boyfriend of the year..are Pepper and I even dating?”
“I would like to say you are..you will figure out, just no more running off for a while. Please.”
The brunette only nodded, as his uncle found something on the TV for him to watch. He even wondered if he should provide him a vitamin C infusion, JARVIS recommended it. All that matter was to keep him away for the drinks for a while and not have him stray away from help.
He has a good idea where to start.
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Jason carried a 2 year old Rei in his arms, resting the small brunette on his hip walking around the mansion trying to get him to stop crying.
It was early in the evening. His mother was gone for a week, his father was stuck at work with Pepper and JARVIS was no help.
Rei was whimpering, having just returned from the backyard not wanting anyone to know he got hurt. Jason of course figured out the problem and cleaned up the small mess on his knee. Now he rested his head on his godfather’s shoulder as his hand cuffed the fabric of the sweater.
Him and Tony were the same in this aspect, getting hurt by something and wanting to deal with it by themselves. Yes, it showed independence but still, it was alarmingly obvious it wasn’t the best move.
“Aw penguin..” He said softly, gently resting his head against his own, “Rei, it’s gonna be alright..you’re fine now.”
“It hurts..” He mumbled into his shoulder, as soft tears rose to his eyes.
“I know that it hurts, but you took medicine for it and now you’re going to feel much better I promise.”
“I’m dumb, papa..”
Jason was pacing around the room at this point and paused but kept a hand rubbing circles across his small back. He hated hearing his kids talking about themselves that way.
“Hey, hey, you’re not dumb..you’re Rei Stark, you’re one of the smartest boys I know. You fell cause you’re running so hard, that’s all. It can happen to anyone, even me.” Jason explained.
“You fell?” He questioned removing his head the shoulder he was resting on to face him properly.
“Yeah I fell a lot. I still fall and trip over things, if you only knew how much times I almost died tripping over your father’s toys.”
“Really?!”
“Yeah, really. It hurt a lot, but I got up again. Just like you did.”
At that Rei softly smiled and nodded, feeling a bit better about not feeling so bad for falling down earlier. He was a strong kid but rather sensitive about things whether he admits it or not.
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“Pops, I think I like guys too now.” Rei blunted said entering the living room of Avengers Tower.
Jason was on the couch reading A Streetcar Named Desire when he heard his godson say those words. He took him a long moment to lock in what he said then smiled. JJ remembered Rei checking out some cute reporter two weeks ago but didn’t say anything to not embarrass him.
He already figured out that he might’ve felt that way but waited for him to come to his own conclusions about it.
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Rei waited for a response, he was kinda shitting his pants wondering what the heck he was going to say to him.
A few seconds later Jason spoke, “I know. And I’m happy for you.”
“Wait what?” Rei asked as his eyes silently widened, “Dad freaked out!”
“Your father is just being dramatic, thinking you weren’t going to ever date until your mid twenties. Don’t worry about him. How do you feel?”
“I feel okay, I guess. How are you not freaking out?”
“Kiddo your grandfather and father aren’t straight eariler. I was just wondering to see if you were gonna being home a boy or girl someday, I’ll love you all the same. You know that.”
“B-but..I was ready for some lecture or something.”
“I’m not Cap, kiddo.”
“Wait grandpa wasn’t…that’s impossible he married grandma and dad never said..”
“Your grandfather has always been into blondes. Hence why he liked me, Cap, my sister and your grandmother.”
“Oh shit, grandpa was bi..and so is dad? Just to be clear, you’re cool with all of this, right?”
“Yeah, you’re my kid. As long as you don’t date some ignorant jerk or bitter bitch we’re fine.”
Rei nodded thinking it went better than he thought. Of course he wasn’t going to bring anyone to his house who insulted him or made him feel guilty, he wasn’t stupid.
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Tony and Jason were in the middle of the kitchen together sharing some slices of pizza. A small mission went as planned, the heroes were all celebrating at home with them.
It was quiet. A little too quiet for his liking.
“Where’s our son?” Yelled a voice that belonged to his wife.
And there it is.
Despite not being officially confirmed as married to a legal counsel, in their hearts they are.
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Liz came in with her arms crossed stealing a slice of pizza from the box muttering that she was hungry. Tony locked eyes with his uncle then looked at his aunt with a smile.
“Whatever it is, blame the kids!” Tony exclaimed taking another bite.
“You stole my blueprints from the basement without telling me.” Liz said looking between her nephews and husband.
“How is that a bad thing?”
“Because they are mine. Some of them were…made for the military during the war.”
“I was just going to reinforce them into better positions and transport your idea into something useful for the modern day.”
Jason joined into the conversation as he added, “Honey, you did make some explosive points when you created those fine numbers back in the day.”
Liz jokingly glared, “Who’s side are you on?”
“I’m afraid to say which one.”
“Good answer.”
Tony sighed, “In my defense, I was just curious! It’s not like I going to have something blow up in my head…this time at least.”
“I swear you’re more like your father every day..” She muttered softly smiling, as she pinched the bridge of her nose, “Next time, you come to me with an idea. We’re a family for a reason, you have my brain!”
The three of them talked it over coming to a good compromise. But a part of Jason couldn’t wonder how Liz would react if Louis, Tony’s brother who lived in another city within the United States, stole one of her blueprints too. It was always evident that the Stark boys tend to be the most curious boys alive, it resulted in those sets of brother destroying one of his favorite cars.
They always tend to take a small comment and trickle it down to a roar, as one small idea would turn into something great for humanity or an opportunity gone wrong. That’s how Ultron was created…
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“Alright. Relax your shoulders a bit, tighten the grip on the handle and have your fingers line up the tip of the arrow.” He instructed with a smile.
“Like this?” She asked, holding up her bow and arrow at an angle.
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She could’ve learned from Clint but he was busy on a date with his wife and her mom was babysitting. She already knew how to use a gun, but extra protection in skills was always a plus.
She picked out a specific arrow she wanted to use and took care of the bow she was handed. She questioned if Jason even knew how to work this kind of equipment.
His response, “I never said I didn’t know how to use a gun. And never said I didn’t know how to shoot an arrow either.”
“Fair point. When did you learn to shoot with a bow and arrow?” She wondered with a smile.
“I was on a mission in Tokyo, to chase down some idiot who stole a type of drug. As I was running through the streets, s arrow came flying from a rooftop to straight into the guys leg. Then I met the guy who shot him.”
“What wad his name?”
“Karl Yune. He was a good archer, he taught me a thing or two about this.”
“Sounds like a nice man.”
“Yeah, his older cousin worked as a geneticist in Korea.”
“…they are not related to Ji-Hoon, they are?”
Jason just winked telling her return to training as she grinned softly to herself. The two of them went onto 2 rounds, as he showed her how to start feeling comfortable with holding such equipment. Rochelle wasn’t that bad at the game, shooting the wall full of targets as best as she could.
“Good. Now you’re ready for take on your real teacher.” He said with a chuckle, lowering his bow.
She raised an eyebrow confused by his wording, “What..”
As if on cue, walked in a tan skinned woman with long brown hair and tattoos. She held a grin greeting Jason with a tight hug before turning around to meet Rochelle.
“Lydia Barton.” She said holding out her hand to shake.
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The redhead smiled shaking her hand and said, “Rochelle, but you probably already know who I am.”
Jason smirked telling them to be careful and have fun, that he’ll be back to check up on them later. Both girls just grinned leading into a casual but intriguing discussion on their favorite things, before training.
Something told him that they would be good friends.
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“Give it back! It’s mine you little twerp!”
“It was mine first! I saw the last batch of cookies before your ass ever thought about them.”
“Oh really mature using curse words at me!”
“What do you care? You’re failing grammar anyway!”
“HEY! That’s enough.” In called Jason’s voice as he swung into the room snatching the cookie out of Ava’s hand and placing against it lips instead, “If you were are gonna fight over a damn cookie, then neither of you deserve to eat it.”
Rei crossed his eyes like the 9 year old he was and scoffed, “It was mine!”
“Oh pleaseeee, you said you didn’t want any cookies in the first place anyway!” Ava barked back.
“I could’ve wanted it for later, ever think of that!”
“You’re such a smartass sometimes…no wonder you don’t—”
Jason glared at both kids, “Ava, don’t even finish that sentence. And Rei, if you wanted it so badly why didn’t you tell her? You two could’ve broken the cookie in half instead of making a mess out of it.”
Both young Starks looked away from their godfather, feeling guilty and embarrassed for causing such a scene in the kitchen. Yet there was an instant anger behind their eyes, as Rei and Ava glared at each other. It was normal for siblings to fight over plenty of things but theses two would argue over everything, not making up afterwards either.
Their godfather sighed softly as he watched both of them in silence waiting for an answer that ever came.
Then he spoke, “You know something? There is something I want both of you to understand. Listen good, when I say that you two only have each other. Friends will come and go, they won’t always stay despite your best efforts. But as siblings, that’s a unit that you created for the moment your brought into this family.”
Ava muttered, “But he’s a little smartass, he thinks he’s always right..”
“Cause I am..” Rei added hearing his big sister.
Jason gave them a certain look as he continued, “You two are young, so you don’t get it right now. But there will come a time when you need each other but because you were both so harsh and pigheaded with another, you’re gonna feel alone. You’ll hate each other..despite a little part of you that still loves them..you don’t want to accept that. Then you won’t even want to imagine what happens next to your relationship.”
At those words, the siblings looked at one another then glanced down at the floor, that heavyweight anger started to creep away from their systems. Ava started to feel sorry for her actions as Rei began to feel upset about staring a riot. They knew he was right but didn’t want to admit it. There was another moment of silence in the room, only the small sound of Jason’s biting down on the cookie that didn’t matter to them anymore. The sibling exchange small gestures of apologies toward one another, even apologizing to their godfather as well.
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Ava asked, “Did you ever get into fights with your siblings?”
Rei added, “You and auntie Peg look like you could have fought a lot.”
“Well…” Jason replied with a half smile and shrugged, “..yes, me and aunt Peg fought a lot, but we always tried to make up for our mistakes. But I had another sister before her…her name was Dot, she was smart and cunning, she wasn’t ever around to help me…when she was, she treated me like crap, so we always fought..”
“Did you ever forgive her?” Ava asked out of curiosity, hoping for a good answer.
“Uh..we did forgive each other every once in a while..I tried to forgive her, but she never had the courage to forgive me. She was my big sister, I loved her, but she wasn’t really someone I would call to help me if I was in trouble, she would leave me out to dry..”
Rei nodded, “So that’s why you and auntie Peg are good friends..she was like a sister..so you want me and Ava to be like that too?”
“Exactly. You want both of you to look out for each other, make sure you’re alright and not hurt. Not leave the other in the dust.” Jason responded with a smile.
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Cue scenes of Jason playing with his first godchild, Ava Stark, in her bedroom pretending to be Pop Stars. Ava was singing along to Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne with a toy guitar in her hands.
Jason was sitting on the floor waving lights around and dressed in a funny hat, pretending to be her producer for a music video. He loved seeing his goddaughter shine acting out magic video footage in her bedroom as he filmed her. At first he didn’t want to be recorded on any cameras but after some encouragement from Tony and the others, she tried it out.
“I'll spread my wings, and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes 'til I touch the sky. And I'll make a wish, take a chance, make a change.” She sung into her microphone as she played the guitar.
“And break away!” Jason sung along to the lyrics.
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One of the things of having a little girl in the house, songs get repeated every so often you remember the lyrics yourself. Poor man still has Under The Sea stuck in his head from last weekend.
It’s one of those things that carries over every generation of children he gets to know is the music taste, he may not always appreciate or enjoy the music but it does tend to become an enjoyable ear worm for him. If it’s AC/DC album from Tony to Selena Gomez’s Who Say from Rochelle, they tend to get stuck in his head!
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He tries to not let everyone in on his own playlist of songs but sometimes it will slip out…
Jason just finished a small meeting with the industry and answering questions from SHIELD investors, who just annoyed him the whole time, and decided to make himself a grilled cheese sandwich. He yelled out if anyone else wanted one but received no answer, so he shrugged, then popped in his ear buds cuing in his playlist. He had a bunch of songs.
“Starring at the blank page before you, open up the dirty window. Let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find…” He sang out to the lyrics slapping both sides of bread onto the frying pan.
That was when Ethan stumbled into the kitchen saying, “JJ you saying some..”.
He paused noticing that the blonde wasn’t listening and singing instead as Liane bumped into him, she exclaimed to her boyfriend something important but Ethan told her to hush as he pointed out the scene in front of them.
Liane was confused for a moment then squeaked seeing Jason singing out loud as he danced in place, it wasn’t something she saw coming but was more than surprised to see the man was in his element. She smirked to herself wondering what other songs he knew.
A couple of days later, the pair were coming back from their trip to the movie theater as that very song was playing on the radio. The two walked in singing it loud enough to hear along with a group of Taylor Swift songs. Before they knew some of the young avengers were humming the damn tune.
The tall blonde walked past hearing his serenity song being sung, raising an eyebrow at everyone’s actions wondering who else knew about this. Oh god he wasn’t gonna be able to live that one down anytime soon.
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One of the biggest things people always assume is that he was the best parent ever, due to the young avengers always wanting to hang around his chill vibes and warm atmosphere he created.
But the truth is that he wasn’t a freaking super-dad or anything. He grew up with a somewhat rusty alcoholic father and a mother who was always traveling around with her kids, leaving him to pick up the pieces himself when they weren’t at home bricking about something. In response he tried to convince the world he was going to be fine no matter what happened, he even believed it himself.
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Jason even promised to make the best he can when he gets the opportunity to be a father himself, in this case an uncle, someone who was there for his kids. He might not know everything or even be skilled at certain aspects of life, but he tries. So when Tony was born he decided he would stick around, live closer to Howard and Maria, but it also meant he would be away for work and signing papers for different aliases. Still, he did it, even though he might not want to talk about it with many.
He keeps himself, cool, calm and composed in collected fashion. Yes, he has his flaws such as drinking, having a temper and smoking (it was for a short period of time, he quit in the early 70s), Jason was still there for Tony. Same thing goes for his godchildren, which is a privilege and gift to watch them grow and learn now, he still has those moments where he ends up not getting enough rest due to taking care of them.
So to Natasha, Tony, Bruce and the other parents he seems like the only well informed and intelligent one when it comes to parenting, it’s only was all due to respect, patience and watching how the ball rolls. He used to put so much pressure on being the awesome uncle and whatnot, then he realized that all you need to do is be there for your kids.
They don’t ask of much, only for you to spend time with them even if you’re far away and need to do a phone call with that. Same thing goes for any relationship romance or platonic, as long they know you’re there for them, that’s what matters.
Like the saying goes, ‘No one is freaking perfect’. He’s still learning how to raise theses guys!
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Nicknames. He doesn’t have nicknames for everyone, only if the person is comfortable with them, of course. But that never stops Jason from making up silly nicknames for the kids, usually they come out naturally without even trying.
Tony has had a few nicknames such as Butterball or Meatball when he was a baby, he was a round cubby little guy. Over the years it was Bambino, Bubba, Tones, Bunny and etc.
Rei was always Bubba, Sonny or Penguin, on occasion he would throw out the Papo (which is what him and his grandmother Maria use to call his father when he was younger)
Liane, he absolutely calls Princess or Your Majesty, when she's being a bit bratty
Rochelle tends to be, Li'l Red
For Cassie, he calls her Goldie cause her hair shines bright like gold in the sun
Melissa gets classic nicknames but he will throw out Peaches or Ladybug
Lydia, due to knowing her skills he will call her Sparrow sometime or just Ly
And the list goes on!
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There has been moments where Jason has took a leap of faith to save his kids. Such as in 2013, when Stark Mansion was attacked and the whole place falling apart he remembered Pepper and Liz's screams as Ava was about to fall off the cliff of their home.
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Tony and Rei were busy fighting and trying to get everyone to out of the house safely. But Tony's suit wasn't working correctly either. Jason swooped in, sliding down the rubble and dust coughing as he catches Ava before she can fall.
"Baby look at me! It's okay, I got you.." He said rescuing her, as she clung to him tightly.
The two of them climbed back up the rubble and into the destroyed mansion as Ava went to help the others. The drones just kept on firing and tearing apart the house. Suddenly water took over dunking Jason, Tony, Liz and Rei all down into the ocean as Pepper and the other kids stayed above water.
To say Jason has taken a lot of hits for Tony and the kids was an understatement. For example, that same Christmas in 2013, there a fight on the streets where they landed in after almost drowning, as two crazy bitches was about to attack Rei. Jason choked one of women out as he was stabbed in the side.
The crazy burning women gave Jason some flirty eyes as she did so. He was not pleased. Liz was pissed off having finished fighting some guy to protect Tony.
But she thankfully swoops in wracking the women in a pole as she yelled, "Hands off, bitch!"
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He did have good moment as well, that didn't involve a fight (yet), such as 2015 during a Stark party New York City. The Avengers, young and old just finished a battle, as a party was being made to celebrate.
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Jason has been in and out of Stark parties over the years, sometimes he stayed the whole night and or times he went home early. This night felt like a good one, he had his girl with him, his friends were partying and the kids were enjoying themselves.
They all deserve a win.
Hell he even danced a bit, drank a beer with Thor and played pool with Sam. He saw Steve walking away for a moment to text some girl, not declaring on who it is he was messaging, despite Nat and the other teasing him.
Nat even muttered, "Oh I'll find out."
It felt good. He rolled his eyes at Tony's jokes and laughed at others. Soon enough, the party died down as everyone rested around the living room area sharing smiles as they all chatted.
Rick has Rochelle and Luna resting on each of his shoulder, Bruce was chatting with Natasha, Maria Hill was wearing Steve's jacket as she chatted with Liz and Liane was playing with a set of cards with Lydia beating her.
Steve and Thor were sharing another bottle of beer, Tony was grab one for himself and Cole was playing Janga with Rochelle. Everyone was there. Beside it held Thor's precious hammer.
"Come man, it's trick!" Clint exclaimed swirling his drumsticks.
"Dude, I tried lifting it once in New Mexico, it's glued to whatever ground it's on!" Jason added pointing to the hammer.
"Whoever shall be worthy shall have the power! Whatever man, it's a trick."
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
Thor smirked chuckling allowing Clint to take a swing at it. Everyone looked around amused of the honest challenge as Clint stood up smug looping his hand around the handle trying to pick it up. But failed dryly chuckling as he joked.
"Smell the silent judgement." Tony remark.
"Please, Stark, by all means." Clint said returning back to his seat next to his blonde friend.
"Oh this gonna be good.." Liz muttered hearing Liane snort at her comment.
Some of the young heroes wiggled their eyebrows, cracking a few jokes and engaging in conversations as they all watched.
Tony stood up muttering how it was all physic and how he planned to use rule Asgard as Bruce rolled his eyes, watching his friend trying but failed. He even returned with an Iron Man arm to help and lift it. Poor Rhodey was pulled into it too.
"Are you even pulling?" Tony exclaimed.
"Just represent. Pull!" Rhodey told him.
"Alright let's go."
Still nothing. Soon enough, almost everyone tried. Rochelle and Cassie gave it a try, as their eyes flashes trying to find the strength to do it. Rei scoffed as him and Rick round came, believing putting both their heads together they can do it.
Bruce pretended to turn like the Hulk as he pulled, causing a roar of chuckles and laugher from the gang. Nat smiled finding it cute shaking her head. Ethan and Ji-Hoon picked up the pace, but failed.
Liane and Cole teamed up to pick the hammer from it's place on the table. Hell, some of the teammates tried to use magic but instead moved the table and items surrounding it.
Liz and Lydia joined forces, taking the team up route. Tony joked how he tried it already but failed. It went on and on for a while, passing drinks and snacks watching the show of friends take their turn at Thor's challenge.
Then it was Cap's turn.
Steve took a swing of beer before getting up with a smile. His eyes narrowed rolling up his sleeves taking a deep breathe, looping his hands around the handle and pulled.
The Hammer Nudge.
It made a small squeaking noise, some eyes turned gasping to themselves and other didn't even catch wind of it quick enough to catch the moment. Thor's eyes widen as his stress level turned up a little thinking it was dreaming. Steve pulled again, as the hammer stayed in place.
Steve raised his hands in air declaring defeat with a small smile. Thor was chuckling as he said, "Ha! Nothing."
Luna and Natasha didn't even bothering knowing it won't work, despite Bruce and Rick nudging them on. They were smart in a way to watch and laugh the whole go on. Not everyone went, some decided to try again after getting some food in their system.
But again nothing.
"All difference to the man who wouldn't be king. It's rigged." Tony proclaimed searching for another beer.
"You bet your ass." Clint added in agreement.
Maria smirked, "Steve, he said a bad language work."
Steve sighed and looked at Tony as he said, "You tell everyone about that?"
Tony ignored his comment and joked, "The handles imprinted right? Like a security code? Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprint is, the literal translation."
"If so, then Thor's son or daughter should be able to lift it right?" Rochelle questioned which sparked a whole other conversations among themselves.
One of them wondered who exactly can lift and what would it take to do so.
Thor stood up from the couch, putting his drink down as everyone looked at him.
"Yes, yes, that's a very interesting theory. But got a simpler one." Thor said bending down then lifting his hammer with such ease, "You're all not worthy."
Everyone chuckle, commenting on his words and either rolled their eyes at his answer. Some of them shook their heads, exchanging looks with one another.
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Ahh that's what I got for now!💘 I hope you enjoyed getting to know a little more about Uncle JJ and his group of mishaps he calls children.
Please let me know what you think down below in the comments, any suggests or ideas and etc. ✨ You are more than welcome to write stories involving JJ if you want as well (pls tag me in them!👀)
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gammacousin · 2 months
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Tony Stark: “Heyyy buddy. How’s it going?”
Bruce Banner: “… It's 3am. Why are you in my room? Did you piss off Pepper again?”
Tony Stark: “Doesn't matter. Can I crash?”
Bruce Banner: “No-.”
Tony Stark: “Great! Thanks! I knew you'd say yes. I love sleepovers.”
Bruce Banner: “This is not-!”
Pepper Potts: *following Tony* “Tony? Why’d you leave? Oh, is there a party at Banner’s?”
Bruce Banner: “Pepper, no.”
Natasha Romanoff: *following behind Pepper* “Pepper? Oh, wow. So sleepovers are happening and I wasn't invited?”
Tony Stark: *to Bruce* *fluffing blankets* “Dude! You didn't invite her?! What's wrong with you?”
Bruce Banner: “There is no party…”
Natasha Romanodf: “I'll have Clint bring popcorn. Move Tony, you're in my spot.”
Tony Stark: “What?! I'm not moving! You move!”
Natasha Romanoff: “Everyone knows this is my pillow.”
Bruce Banner: “Oh my god.”
Tony Stark: “YEAH! BUT EVERYONE KNOWS I’M ALWAYS THE LITTLE SPOON!”
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finleyforevermore · 1 year
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HELP DELILAH!!!
About me!
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First picture/profile picture/avatar made with this!
Second picture/drawing made by my wonderful friend Korey (@rainpalm)! Great artist and even greater friend, please check their stuff out! :D
Third picture/picrew by @/potato-lord-but-not!
IF A HOSTILE/OFFENSIVE ANON CALLS ME THEIR FRIEND, I AM NOT!!!! IF AN ANON SENDS SELF-HARM PICTURES AND TAGS ME IN THE ASK, THAT IS NOT ME!!!!!
More under the cut, friends! Please be sure to peruse through all of the important links! Thank you! :)
Name: Finley, but you can call me Finn or Fin, too! Stick to one, use 'em all, I don't mind either way!
Birthday: January 8th!
♑ (Capricorn): The Ambitious Nature
Age: Minor
Current obsession(s): Off Book: The Improvised Musical
Other interests: Animation, voice acting, musicals
MBTI: INFJ-T
Gender/Orientation: Cis male, sex-repulsed asexual
Musical genres I like: Musicals, Classical, Orchestral, Jazz, Lo-fi, Ambient, I dabble in rock sometimes 😅
Pronouns: He/him/his
Quote(s) that describe(s) my life:
"And all I really want is some justice! Ahhh!" - "All I Really Want" by Alanis Morrisette, from the album "Jagged Little Pill"
"I've earned the right to selfishly be all for one and one for me." - "Loser Geek Whatever" from "Be More Chill"
Favorite colors: Green and blue.
Favorite Book(s): "Good Dog" by Dan Gemeinhart, "Thanks a Lot, Universe" by Chad Lucas, "Ghost Boys" by Jewell Parker Rhodes, "Long Way Down" by Jason Reynolds.
Favorite Season: Fall/Autumn
Favorite musical(s): Wicked, Come From Away, Hadestown
Favorite film: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Favorite shows: Infinity Train, Bluey, Hilda
DNI:
Homophobic
Xenophobic
Racis
TERFS
Radfems
Anti-abortion
Antisemites
Anti-furries
Anti-therians
Zoophiles
Wilbur Soot defenders/supporters/fans
TERFS
You ship incest, pedophilia, real people, etc.
Anti-BLM/All Lives Matter
Porn bot
Do not stand with Palestine
MAP/NOMAP
Pro-facist
Sexist
Ableist
Islamophobes
✨ INTRODUCING MY INCREDIBLE TUMBLR FAMILY✨:
My virtual moms: Moony (@swapmoony1) and Circus (@circusislife)
My virtual dad: Emu (@i-may-be-an-emu)
My virtual siblings: Zeep (@ziipzeepzop-eez, older sister), Sydney (@that-f-cked-up-bitch, older sibling), Links (@linksarehere, probably older sibling), Gabi (@splendidred05, super cool older sibling), James (@wantmeifyouwantme, super cool older sibling), Cosmo (@p-3-t-r-1-ch-0-r, super cool brother), KitKat (@kittykittyanon, little sibling), Isa (@isasan347, older sibling), Amor (@amorvincitomnia-14, older sister), and Ryan (@the-genderfluid-kony, younger sibling)
My virtual older cousin and resident moth-raccoon friend: Cal (@treasure-goblin)!
My platonic partner: Katnip (@fingerfuck-the-function)!
My other virtual partner(?): Benjamin (@benjaminbadger)!
My Finn Twins/Name Buddies: @finleycannotdraw, @dr-finn, @newsiesreference, @lordcatwich, @alittlemonster, @just-a-honey-badger, @finnslay, @finnlers, @go-banananas, @dobry-slimak, @eddiethebanished, @heartofaspen, @pougelifeornolife, @finntheehumaneater, @urfavvfinn, @shortgaything, @loveliketheocean, @f1inl3ey, @strange0-0storm, @vicariousscrolling, and @zomb13fucker! :)
My Synesthesia Siblings!: Eve (@reptiles-of-the-mind), Vixen (@/p-3-t-r-1-ch-0-r), Randy (@the-newjack), Ali (@deadboywalking227), and MB (@i-am-befuddled)
✨MARVELOUS MUSEUM OF MISCELLANEOUS MUTUALS✨:
Mischa (@/that-f-cked-up-bitch), Ryan (@/the-genderfluid-kony), Joey (@m1sf0rtune-gb), Spike (@thatonesalmonlingnamedspike), Ladybug (@le-velo-pour-dru), MB (@/i-am-befuddled), Natalia (@nats-comet), Ryokyu (@luminethefoxincabin13-ts), Nik (@niknak-paddywack), and myself are all January Buddies!
Bella (@luckynature) is the Ricky Potts to my Jane Doe! :)
Midas (@malacheezyy) is the Jake to my Finn! :)
Other stuff!:
Pall Weople and Hurricane Family enthusiast!
I have chromesthesia!
If my profile pic wasn't any indicator, I wear glasses!
I play the violin and sometimes the piano!
I give off platypus vibes according to my friends!
11 of my friends have called me a "ray of sunshine" so I guess it must be true XD
I like boots more than shoes.
I saw Wicked on 10/5/22!!! 💚💚💚
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buddy when hes EVIL and silly timothy cause he still loves his silly cat lalala
i love them ARGRGEUGHS @thelone-copper
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holylulusworld · 2 years
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The gigolo - Kinktober 26
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Summary: He’s just a gigolo. Right?
Pairing: Escort!Tony Stark x fem!Reader
Rating: lightly explicit
Kink: Paid sex
Square 7 filled for Square @avengersbingo​: “Keep your eyes open, …”
Square T3 filled for @tonystarkbingo: Only one bed
Square 17 filled for @marvelfluffbingo: Mistaken identity
Warnings: mentions of prostitution, mentions of a bad break-up, cocky Tony, light smut, protected sex, light dirty talk, dom/sub undertones, restrains (belt), doggy style, implied smut
Words: 1,5k
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Kinktober 2022
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“No. That one is too young,” you sneer as your best friend wanted to set you up with some random dude once again. “He looks like he’s seventeen.”
“He’s twenty and ready to go at it all night long,” she whispers lowly to make sure none of the other guests at the party can hear her. “Look at him. He’s cute, sexy, and won’t take his eyes off you.”
“Babe, with all due respect, you’ve got terrible taste in men, and,” you point at your date, “I have company tonight.”
“What?” she licks her lips as your date makes his way toward you and Pepper. She splutters as Tony; your date holds out his hand.
“Y/N, darling,” Tony wraps his arm around your waistline. You shudder as his arm feels like it belongs around you, “don’t you want to introduce me to your friend?”
“Pepper Potts, that’s Tony Stark, my date.”
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Potts,” ever the gentleman Tony holds out his hand. He chuckles as Pepper holds her breath, and her cheeks flush red as Tony compliments her outfit.
“Oh, you are Y/N’s date. That’s nice,” she coos.
“Boyfriend,” he corrects. “Y/N and I are dating for a few weeks now. She just wants to keep it a secret for now.” Tony presses his index finger to his lips. “Please don’t tell anyone that this lovely lady stole my heart.”
He puts on a great show. You could almost believe he’s your boyfriend for real. Almost. Tony is charming and eloquent.
If not for the obscene amount of money you paid Tony to be your date at Maria and Darcy’s wedding, you could fall for his charms and good looks.
“Tony, we should greet some more people, don’t you think?” you don’t want Pepper to ask more questions. It’s for the best to make her and all your other friends believe that you and Tony broke up after the wedding.
“Of course, darling,” Tony purrs in your ear. “If you would please excuse us, Ms. Potts. Maybe we can talk some more later.”
“Later,” she nods. “I’d like that.”
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“Stop that,” you tut as Tony, yet again, tries to get to know one of your friends. “Steve is like a breathing polygraph. If you tell him and his husband we are dating, he’ll know we are lying.”
“Darling, I’m the best at my job,” he whispers lowly as his lips press against your ear. “How about I show you what you are paying for.”
“I told you, no sex.”
“I know, you only want to make your ex jealous but you are missing out on a grand-prime cock, Y/N,” you nervously giggle as Tony won’t stop whispering dirty nothings in your ear. “It’s my job to help you relax and to cum like never before.”
“Tony, no.”
Someone clears his throat behind you as Tony tries to move his hand to your ass. “Ahem…”
“What?” Tony grumbles. “We are in the middle of a conversation here. Get lost.”
Your date glares at the man disturbing his charm offensive.
“Darling, you are here too,” you roll your eyes at Loki’s antics. He eyes your date up and down, sneering as Tony possessively wraps his arm around your waistline again.
“Of course, Y/N came,” Tony retorts, “it’s her friends’ wedding. Why would she not come here?”
“I thought she would try to avoid me and my lovely fiancé,” you ball your hands into fists. “You know, I broke things up with Y/N to marry someone better.”
“Your loss, buddy,” Tony sizes your former boyfriend up. “I don’t know what you see in that other woman, but I can tell you, Y/N is perfect. She’s smart, kind, beautiful, and,” he kisses your cheek before he removes his arm from your waistline to step closer to Loki, “I can tell, she loves to get fucked hard, and dirty. I never met a girl making such noises for me.”
“I-what?” it’s the first time you see Loki speechless.
“You heard me, loser,” Tony chuckles darkly. “And I’m telling you, Y/N will take my cock so deep in her tight little cunt tonight she will walk funny tomorrow.”
“Tony don’t tell him all our secrets, baby,” this time, you wrap your arm around Tony’s waistline. “It was a pleasure to meet you again Loki. Greet your fiancé from me.”
“Y/N-“ Loki can only watch you and Tony walk away, giggling and chuckling while your former boyfriend feels like someone kicked him in the groin. “That fucking bastard!”
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“Great. There is only one bed,” you bite your tongue. You wanted a room with two beds, and now, you are staring at a queensize bed.
“We can share, darling...”
“Why did you do this?” you walk inside the suite you booked for your friend’s wedding. “I paid you for pretending that you are my boyfriend. I didn’t pay you for the stunt you pulled out there.”
“Darling,” he roughly cups the back of your neck, “I did it to show that piece of shit that you are mine now.”
He smirks darkly. “What are you talking about? You’re a gigolo, nothing else.”
“See, therein lies the problem,” Tony greedily claims your mouth. He slips his tongue inside, snaking it with yours.
“Fuck,” you fist his jacket. “I didn’t want to fuck you but, how you treated Loki got me all hot and bothered.”
Tony furrows his brows. “Do you want me to fuck you?”
“What will it cost me to get the dick you praised so much?” he cocks his head to look you up and down. “Tony?”
“It’s all-inclusive.”
“All inclusive. I like your service very much, Mr. Stark.”
“You will like what happens next even more…”
Tony doesn’t waste time. He tells you to take off your clothes and kneel on the bed.
It’s a matter of a few minutes before you eagerly kneel on the bed to watch him shrug his jacket down his shoulders. You don’t know how he does it, but he wakes the submissive part in you.
“Good girl,” he husks as you just look up at him in awe. “Look at my perfect girl.”
“Your good girl,” you coyly watch Tony unzip his pants. Your eyes flutter shut as he roughly unbuckles his belt and pulls it out of his pants.
“Keep your eyes open," he grunts. "If you want to be my good girl, turn around, hands behind your back, and face into the cushions. I’m going to show you whom you belong to from now on,” damn that man knows how to fulfill his clients’ deepest desires.
“Yes, Sir.”
“Go ahead, darling.”
You turn around and put your hands behind your back, crossing your wrists.
“Like this?”
“Perfect,” he loops the belt around your wrists, making you gasp. “Relax. I’m not going to do anything you don’t want to do. Tell me your safe word.”
“Peanut.”
“Use it if anything doesn’t feel good.”
You kneel on the bed and press your face into the cushions. Waiting in anticipation.
It feels like an eternity until you finally feel the bed dip behind you. You can hear him tear open the condom package. He groans as he rolls the condom over his length.
How you wish you could get a good look at his cock, but Tony doesn’t want you to watch him. “Relax, darling.”
“Tony,” you moan. “Please fuck me.”
His fingers run up and down your folds, making you shudder as he presses hard against your clit. “Look who’s dripping onto my fingers.”
Tony toys with your clit, rolling the little nub between his fingers as you impatiently wiggle your ass. “Please.”
“I wanted to take my time with you, darling,” he grips the belt around your wrists with his left hand and pokes your entrance with his cock, slowly pushing inside. “Fuck.”
You bite the pillow when he slams his hips into your ass to bottom out in one go.
Tony doesn’t give you much time to adjust to his size.
The moment he’s fully sheathed, he stares at your cunt filled with his cock, groaning deeply.
“I’m going to fuck you into the next week,” he starts moving his hips. You squeak at the first deep thrust. “Yeah, that’s a good pussy.”
You don’t know if he always shows so much enthusiasm when it comes to fucking his clients, but you decide to just enjoy the ride.
At least Tony is worth all the money you paid him…
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Awkward is the right word to describe the situation you are in. You had sex with a man you paid for his company not an hour ago, and now you don’t know how to address the elephant in the room.
“I guess, now that I got what I wanted,” he wraps his arms a little tighter around your body, “I should tell you that I’m not a gigolo.”
“What? I-what?” you splutter.
“Oh, yeah. Funny story,” Tony chuckles. “I wanted to hire someone to keep me company at one of my upcoming parties. Then I saw you and heard you talking about hiring a man to keep you company at your friends’ wedding.”
“Does this mean I did not pay you for sex?”
“Nah, I got more than enough money, darling. I’m Tony Stark, a self-made billionaire, and the owner of your sweet cunt from now on…”
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supernaturalkickparty · 7 months
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Toddler watched Beauty and the Beast for the first time.
His commentary and thoughts
Opening scene-once upon a time-
Toddler- oh hey it's like a bed time story.
Belle singing opening song- me singing along because I can't help myself.
Toddler-hey you sing it too?
Me-yeah buddy this was my favorite movie when I was little.
Toddler- nu uh😳
I pause the movie to give him my beast from either Burger King or McDonald's and my Cogsworth that I got a pizza hut. Tell them there his now.
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Toddler- this is so cool! Hey mommy do you have the girl?
Me- no baby I lost Belle a long time ago and I'm still sad about it.
Toddler don't be sad, here's a pokemon card-hands me a card.
Maurice gets lost in woods/wolves chase him/he finds the castle
Toddler-that was scary, ooh a castle....hey its my toy!(he saw Cogsworth)
Toddler has asked me to buy him Belle and Lumiere.
Gaston proposes to Belle puts his muddy boots on book/table
Toddler-ewwwwww that's dirty. You no put shoes on table, nasty.
Gaston falls in mud/pig on his head
Toddler-he needs a bath....thats a pig.
Toddler- she's singing again. Its a horse.
Toddler watches with extreme focus as Belle walks around the castle
Belle finds her father/Belle switches places with her father.
Toddler- wait what happening? Why her daddy go? Where's beast?
Me-belle and her daddy are switching spots. She's gonna stay in the castle and her daddy can leave.
Toddler- she didn't say bye bye. She's sad. I'm sad.
Me- it's ok baby, it's gonna get better I promise.
Toddler watches quietly while also grumbling he's hungry.
Be Our Guest-
Toddler- oh wow everything dances-goes to his toy box and gets his toy plate and fork and makes them dance.
Belle finds the rose/beast looses his shit.
Toddler-he needs to count to 3 and breathe.
Me- remember that the next time you wanna throw a toy at me bro.(he's 4 I know but still lol)
The wolves/beast saves belle
Toddler- wolves look scary, oh he fall down
Something There That Wasn't There Before/me singing along
Toddler- you sing this too?!
Me-yes baby I told you it's one of my favorite movies.
Toddler says quiet till Mrs. Potts sings
Toddler-hey I know this song! It's on radio disneyJr!!!!
Belle hugging beast/leaving the castle/beast roars
Toddler-why she leave and why he sad?
Me-belles daddy is in trouble so she left and she isn't going back to the castle. That's why beast is sad, he loves Belle.
Toddler-oh...I love you.
Me-love you too mijo.
Chip is talking to belle/Maurice
Toddler-he left the castle.
Gaston sings Kill the Beast
Toddler- they can't kill the beast! That's her friend!
The storm of the castle/Belle escapes
Toddler-she going to the castle? Oh no look at the mess they made. That's not nice, they need to clean the castle.
Gaston/Beast fight
Toddler legit looked like this😳😳😳😳
Toddler-THERES BELLE!!! BEAST WATCH OUT! HE GOT STABBED HE DIED!!! MOM HE DIED!
Me trying not to laugh-its gonna be ok just watch.
Toddler watching intently as beast transforms into his human form
Toddler- what the heck?! He a...a boy?
Me- yes baby he's a person. Is that what you were looking for?
Toddler-person yes a people. Hey they kissed.
Lmao now he's telling me he needs to ask Santa for a Belle because he needs it
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bedlamsbard · 3 months
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About 600 words written today -- feels like I spent a lot of today running back and forth kind of frantically except wait! I did! agh. Was up on campus #2 to teach, then immediately over to campus #1 for a round table, then back to campus #2 for a meeting and then to teach, then home, at which point I kind of collapsed before dragging myself up to send e-mails and then make dinner.
Snippet from Of Home Near chapter 14.
“Can’t you call the wizards?” Pepper Potts asked. “They must have a phone number.” “Yeah, well, I doubt it’s in the Yellow Pages,” Stark said, but he looked up and asked, “Bruce?  You seemed pretty buddy-buddy with them.” “That’s because I crashed through their ceiling,” Bruce said. “Thor?” “I don’t have a phone,” Thor pointed out. “We need to work on that.” “Didn’t SHIELD have anything on these guys?” Rhodes asked Barton. “I mean, they had something on everything, right?” “I don’t know if you noticed, but Fury isn’t – wasn’t – exactly big on sharing,” Barton said. “I’ve heard rumors about the wizards, but it’s not exactly the sort of thing I ever got called out for.” “Sounds like someone’s going to have to fly over and knock on the door, see if anyone’s home,” Stark said meaningfully.  He probably meant Rhodes, who wasn’t about to leave him, or Sam, who wasn’t going to leave while there was a chance they could get Steve back, but Danvers sighed and began to pull the top of her red-and-blue flight suit back up; she’d let it dangle with the sleeves tied loosely around her waist. “Where is this place?” “Manhattan,” Bruce said. “Bleecker Street, in the Village –” Thor was frowning at the window with a little more interest now, as if something about it had finally managed to catch his attention.  Bucky glanced at it, started to look back at Thor, then stared at the window again. “It’s growing,” he said.
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dawningfairytale · 1 year
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constance, ricky, and mischa are all just chilling in mischa's basement
constance: *reading twilight*
ricky: *sighes at himself*
ricky: is vampire fucking necrophila
constance: *puts book down*
constance: hm, i don't know! i think that depends on if you consider vampires as technically dead and if vampires, in their partially alive state, have the same issue when a fully human person fucks them as opposed to when said human fucks a dead person-
mischa *whispering in a corner*: what the fuck? what the fuck?
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wasted-women · 4 months
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ROUND 1 BRACKET LISTINGS
Welcome to Round 1 of the Wasted Woman Poll, the tournament to see which fridged woman deserved better!
Thank you everyone for your patience for Round 1 to begin. Now that the semester is over, I finished the list of match-ups for the Round 1 bracket.
There were 89 contestants for this tournament. Anyone familiar with tournaments knows that it doing a 89-contestant, single-elimination tournament would be annoying. Rather than cutting out 25 contestants to make it a 64-contestant tournament, I opted to use the format of a 64-contestant tournament, just with some of the poll in Round 1 (a majority of them, actually) being three-way polls with a single winner rather than solely two-way polls. So out of the 89 contestants going into Round 1, only 32 will go on to Round 2. Many of the listings in Round 1 will be characters from the same series going against each other, so that the future rounds will be more varied.
The tournament will be split into 4 sets of 8 polls each, with every poll running for a whole link. Below the cut will be the list of match-ups for each set and when the polls will premiere.
If there are any mistakes at all (spelling, if a character appears twice, if the media someone is listed under is incorrect, etc.) please let me know! I did double-check it, but I'm only human so errors do happen.
ROUND 1A (Will be queued to be posted on Tuesday, December 26th between 12 PM and 1 PM)
Jiang Yanli (Mo Dao Zu Shi / Chen Qing Ling) vs. Wen Qing (Mo Dao Zu Shi / Chen Qing Ling) vs. Qin Su (Mo Dao Zu Shi / Chen Qing Ling)
Trisha Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs. Misaki Unasaka (Buddy Daddies) vs. Madam Lan (Mo Dao Zu Shi / Chen Qing Ling)
Kaede Akamatsu (Danganronpa v3) vs. Kuina Shimotsuki (One Piece) vs. Akane Hyakuya (Owari no Seraph)
Maiya Hisau (Fate/Zero) vs. Four Masamune (Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam) vs. Safu (No. 6)
Sherry Polnareff (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders) vs. Nobara Kugisaki (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Maria Robotnik (Sonic) vs. Captain Molly (Sonic X)
Serena, Rin, and Ruri Kurosaki (Yu-Gi-Oh!! Arc V) vs. Cyndia Crawford (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters) vs. Amber (Pokemon)
Rachel Bronev (Professor Layton) vs. Anna Irving (Tales of Symphonia) vs. Grandma Rosiepuff (Trolls)
ROUND 1B (Will be queued to be posted on Thursday, December 28th between 12 PM and 1 PM)
Storm (Warriors: Dawn of the Clans) vs. Bumble (Warriors: Dawn of the Cats) vs. Bright Stream (Warriors: Dawn of the Cats)
Spottedleaf (Warriors: The Prophecies Begins) vs. Brindleface (Warriors: The Prophecies Begins)
Sky Young (Arcane: League of Legends) vs. Pyrrha Nikos (RWBY) vs. Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender)
Lisa Tepes (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night) vs. Sara Trantoul (Castlevania: Lament of Innocence) vs. Julia Belmont (Castlevania: Nocturne)
Beru Lars (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope) vs. Padme Amidala (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith) vs. Satine Kryze (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) vs. Tasha Yar (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Bill Potts (Doctor Who) vs. Freya (BBC Merlin) vs. Mary Watson (BBC Sherlock)
Jessica Moore (Supernatural) vs. Mary Winchester (Supernatural) vs. Charlie Bradbury (Supernatural)
ROUND 1C (Will be queued to be posted on Saturday, December 30th between 12 PM and 1 PM)
Allison Argent (Teen Wolf) vs. Jenny Calendar (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs. Amber Volakis (House M.D.)
Lady Marian (Robin Hood 2006) vs. Irene Adler (Sherlock Homes: A Game of Shadows) vs. Belle Gold (Once Upon a Time)
Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs. Mako Mori (Pacific Rim) vs. Daenerys Targareon (Game of Thrones)
Cordelia Chase (Angel) vs. Darla (Angel) vs. Winifried "Fred" Burkle (Angel)
Julia Johnson (Walker) vs. Andrea Cantillo (Breaking Bad) vs. Lyanna Stark (Game of Thrones)
Kathy Stabler (Law and Order) vs. Joss Carter (Person of Interest) vs. Shannon Diaz (9-1-1)
Eo (Red Rising) vs. Evi Kholin (The Stormlight Archive) vs. Teresa Moreno (Sharpe)
Julia McCullough & Sarah Borden (The Prestige) vs. Rachel Dawes (The Dark Knight)
ROUND 1D (Will be queued to be posted on Monday, January 1st between 12 PM and 1 PM)
Laurel Lance (Arrow) vs. Vanessa Carlysle (Deadpool 2) vs. Eudora Patch (The Umbrella Academy)
Gamora (Avengers: Infinity War) vs. Natalia Romanoff / Black Widow (Avengers: Endgame) vs. Jane Foster (Thor: Love and Thunder)
Magda (X-Men: Apocalypse) vs. Frigga (Thor) vs. May Parker (Spider-Man: No Way Home)
Jean Grey (X-Men comics) vs. Jean Grey (X-Men: The Last Stand)
Gwen Stacy (Spider-Man comics) vs. Gwen Stacy (The Amazing Spider-Man 2)
Karen Page (Daredevil comics) vs. Holly Granger / Hawk (Teen Titans comics) vs. Mary-Jo Altman (Young Avengers comics)
Martha Wayne (Batman comics) vs. Sarah Essen Gordon (Batman comics) vs. Stephanie Brown (Batman comics)
Alexandra DeWitt (Green Lantern comics) vs. Sue Dibny (Justice League: Identity Crisis) vs. Lois Lane (Injustice: Gods Among Us)
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