#but anyways im glad people like it so much!! <3

[penny-for-thots]

[!] THE DOCTORS. hcs. gn!reader, whiny!umemiya, needles, light teasing, short ; learned umemiya dislikes needles from his character intro ... i had to write hcs.

going to the doctors with umemiya is like going to the doctors with a child.

when he walks up to you, telling you he has a doctor's appointment to go to, he's shaking like a leaf. yes, the leader of the bofurin, shaking like a leaf.

you'd ponder what the hell he could possibly be getting done for his appointment that warrants umemiya being scared.

he'd crawl in your lap, face burried in one of the main comfort spots: neck, chest, or thighs.

"im supposed to get a shot."

he pinches you the first time you laugh.

after that, it's come to a routine where every time, not just when he knows there will be needles, that you walk hand in hand with him into the room for the entire duration.

"pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease, can i skip it, pleeease. my plants! the tomatoes!"

"the tomatoes will be fine, this is required for all teenagers our age."

you have to practically drag him there.

hiragi was the one who noticed it first, so he simply sighs when he sees unemiya gripping onto you like a newborn baby as you walk from the school.

"would you chill?!"

"no!"

you'd often take him to the café to get snacks or drinks before and after the appointments. and simply judging by the pouty look on his face would kotoha laugh out loud at his resistance.

again, going to the doctors with umemiya is like going to the doctors with a child.

he's taking deep breaths, waiting anxiously for the nurse to return with the several packages needed for his required shots.

you giggle when the nurse says something like, "im glad you didn't skip out this time!"

again, he pinches you.

his foot shakes side to side as the nurse wipes the area on his arm to clean the skin before inserting the needle. umemiya's hand is gripping harshly on your hand and you have to remind him he is several times stronger than you before he let's go.

his bright eyes look the nurse up and down, glaring at the sharp needle in her hands. "what a guest you've brought along, why don't pay attention to them, hm?"

"hm?" umemiya looks at you, maybe it would work at distracting him. his eyes venture from your eyes to your lips.

"would you like a kiss, sweetpea?"

he nods quickly ignoring whatever the nurse is doing to just focus on you.

your kiss seems to distract him until he yelps and both the nurse and you have to yell at him to not move. "calm down, ume ... " you kiss his cheek and massage his thigh until a band-aid is on.

"see! all done!"

he ends up getting a fucking lolipop from the nurse that he sucks on while whining about his sore arm.

"you fight people daily and you act like this?" you sigh.

"hey! needles are exceptions to all toughness, alright!"

"sure, baby."

short but i couldn't really think of too much lol. i js wanted it to be more hc without it turning into a half drabble. anyways, heart <3 whiny umemiya bc he'd act like that with you

#⋆𐙚 ₊ jani writes. #wind breaker x reader #umemiya x reader #hajime umemiya x reader #hajime umemiya

[isablooo]

My friend just showed me that there's a whole reddit thread discussing my Marie Antoinette / jojo crossover???

#I'm very flattered but also I had no idea!! #At least this repost included my handle in the screenshot but I'm sure there are many who don't :'(( #also ppl keep bringing up the fact that shes not bourgeoisie and i was aware but i think i was just referencing the original post lol #but anyways im glad people like it so much!! <3 #text post #marie antoinette #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure

[howlonomy]

Monster Clover, like this is so awesomecool.

They're such a little beast and it is amazing and please i need more, like written text even i just need the juicy lore and emotional moments that are circling in ur brain.

HAT: RETRIEVED!!

#undertale yellow #uty clover #flowey the flower #chara dreemurr #frisk undertale #monster clover au #my art #as for emotional moments. hang in there for another day or 2. got a big batch of comics coming 😈 #if i ever made a fic for this au i would not advertise it. i got irls following me #they can look at all my cringe ass art but if they read a WORD of fic i wrote i would have to end it all. hope this helps #anyways. frisk appears!! i wont be doing too many canon ut characters in this little au but i like frisk :) #theyre also important for the next part #narrator chara makes an appearance too bc i love them #cowboy (gender neutral) #SORRY I LOVE RAMBLING IN TAGS </3 i love Talking #BUT THANK YOUU i also love my little skrungly im so glad other people like them so much too #mcau comic #mcau art

[neolxzr]

OK so heres some of my favorite things that were talked about during the enter the florpus commentary thing yesterday:

one of jhonen's favorite things in the whole movie is the writing in zim's kitchen that says "do anything is real?"

they clarified specifically that gir was not lying and he did in fact eat a baby at the crazy taco

gir smells REALLY bad. theres like rotting organic matter in his body at all times. he stinks

zim's human suit is made out of actual human skin

zim is acting drunk on nacho cheese during that scene in his house because richard horvitz recorded it while drunk

they planned to have this whole thing with tak's ship only agreeing to go to moo-ping 10 because it knows tak is there. they wouldve shown her in silhouette during that brief explosion and she wouldve stowed away on the ship without anyone knowing and then wouldve shown up towards the end of the movie, but they decided to cut it out

zim did not need to frame membrane for a crime in order to get him into space prison and likely just tossed the guards like 5 bucks for it. its a shady place. they did specify though that if he did frame him for something, it would have been jaywalking

they pointed out during that scene where zim is celebrating peace day on dib's lawn that zim's reaction to seeing dib was very much genuine and that's just how his brain works. he is genuinely surprised to see him pop out of his own house. (they also described his reaction as like "being surprised to see your best friend")

the ham joke was ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL to the film and at some point jhonen remembered it and was like GUYS. WE ALMOST FORGOT THE HAM

there was supposed to be this joke where it cuts to and from gaz and dib in tak's ship and they would've had to stop at like a warp station or something and theyd be waiting in a long queue of spaceships and the radio is broken in the ship so theyre stuck listening to that one song. then itd cut to them like totally braindead drooling from listening to it for so long. and then a little later itd cut back a FINAL time and theyd know all of the words and both be singing along to it. but this was also cut out so only the last bit remained

when asked "who would win: minimoose or mrs. bitters?" the answer was along the lines of "neither, i think all of us lose in that scenario"

the tallest are just two dudes who happen to be the same height and therefore have to share the same job. they are not brothers and they are also not gay lovers ("as much as you want them to be, they are not. there is no love in this universe")

skooge is in fact alive and lives in zim's basement. they wanted to keep the number of "hey remember this thing from the tv show!" moments to a minimum so he was not mentioned in the movie. but he is there

#cryn rambles #invader zim #this is based pretty much entirely off of my memory btw Sorry i was not taking notes #im sure people will be uploading clips and stuff i saw people recording on their phones at different points #but i was not one of them. my phone was already like 3/4ths of the way dead when i walked in #also zadf real ANYWAYYY #kinda obsessed w jhonen's rapr shade LMAO #the whole thing was fucking hysterical im so glad i was able to go #anyways. there was so much more but these were some of my favs or just ones i thought were notable #also jhonen was excited for alan wake 2 today. my friend (big alan wake fan) was very excited to hear this info #iz tag

[foolsocracy]

I can't help but notice you haven't posted any angst in a while and I'm suspicious

whipped this one up just for u anon

#a guy can only post 3 happy artworks before the people get concerned..... #LMAOOO jokes jokes #heres a .. colored sketch? #anyway behold the recurring dream ive given pete where hes ummmmmmmmmmmm inside uncle bens ribcage #i think abt it all the time but ive never actually done anything w it so here we go #blood #gore #not actually i dont think but im straying on the safe side #i messed around w it enough where u cant even see any organs or anything (much) #bones #idk #skeleton #i feel like thats everything maybe #ask to tag #might make a nice finished piece w this who knows #anon #asks #thanks for the ask! #glad to know angst is still my brand #such is life as a noir blog #peter benjamin parker #spiderman noir #spider man noir #spider noir #my art #bOOM thats so many tags #double art night guys who cheered #this and the stupid ass music one LMAOO the range #made this in an hour and a half lets see what i think of it in the morning when i wake up lol

[crescentfool]

the persona 3 protagonist 25th anniversary nui in food appliances!

#lizzy speaks #persona 3 #minato arisato #makoto yuki #guys friendly reminder that this is what adulthood is about dont listen to anyone who calls you cringe #hence why im putting these in the main tags. i mean they're not incorrect for what the photos are about. lmao #anyway this was a very fun birthday!!! i feel very loved and supported by so many people and i got to do very fun things (like this)... #i think... birthday is like thanksgiving to me. in the gratitude respect. #a reminder of all the lovely people that i have gotten a chance to meet and how i've learned from them #it makes me very happy to have been born... i think every day is a great day to celebrate life's grandeur + brilliance + magnificence #it's just a very poignant and strong feeling that i have that i'm happy to have met so many wonderful people #and while there are some people i've only known for brief periods of time or people who i havent really been good at keeping in contact wit #i do cherish it! im so grateful. so happy that there are people who cheer my silly shenanigans on #while there are ways in which aging makes me go “oh hmm” i think overall i'm happy that i get to keep on living and learning #i have so much fondness for humanity and people... like even if i dont get to talk to ppl directly i just get very emotional yknow #like wow.. you exist.. thats so fucking awesome... i hope you have an awesome day... im glad our paths could cross #if you have read up to this point of my tags.. thank you for reading and being part of my life #i will keep on being the silliest guy ive ever known! cheers to more shenyanigans and self-discovery :3

[notyourwatermelon]

anyway not to be thirsty for men on main but jotaro kujo only gets finer the older he gets. pt 3 jotaro? ehhh he's a minor plus he's a nerd get real. pt 4 jotaro? NOW we're cooking with gas baby he has the exhaustion only a PHD student and father of one has, not to mention the gaggle of teenagers around him at all times draining what little energy he has left AND the rugged haunted beauty of a scarred man who has had Experiences. and then pt 6 jotaro??? HELLO SAILOR. what a crime it was that he was only in less than half of the show. WHAT A MAN. WHAT A UNIT OF A MAN. the things id do for a chance dr. kujo just one chance. I'd crawl to the ends of the earth. I'd lick the ground you stand on. GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN

#im asexual but GYATTDAMN #the Hold That Man Has On Me #jotaro kujo #jjba #will i tag the parts. will i air this out to more people #survey says yes #jjba pt 3 #jjba pt 4 #jjba pt 6 #anyway i like pt 4 the best and a large part of that is how big of a role jotaro plays in it #I wish pt 6 had more jotaro. logically I'm glad it didn't because this is jolynes part and Id want to avoid #making pt 6 too much about jotaro so im glad araki effectively fridged him for most of it #that being said. my thirstiness for jotaro kujo is neither logical nor sensical. #not even the snakeskin poots can stop me from wanting this man

[skitskatdacat63]

More matador!Fernando! Ferrari this time :D (I can't help myself.....)

- facial hair

+ closeups

I really wanted the vibe of this Nando pic, I think I did pretty well??

#GUYS THE BULL DO YOU NOTICE WHAT BULL DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SUBTEXT DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY IMPLICATION #lmao tho i mostly put it there cause i saw this rly cool pic w the shadow of a bull on a matador's cape #i dont understand how i ended up making this one more intensive and detailed than the other #but im not mad cause i really like it aaahhhhhh #but i think this one took more than 6 hours and the other one was 5½? #and both i ended up working until an absolutely horrible time. dont ask me what time i wrote this post #okay btw i didnt draw that embroidery. thank you medibang pattern brush now beloved 🙏 #i think it suits him!!!! i was thinking of doing stars anyways so I'm glad it worked out #two people id like to blame: #thank you 005 for accidentally reminding me of the sword!! im glad his other hand is not just idle :) #and thank you suzuki-ecstar for asking me at some point if id ever draw facial hair on nando #^ particularly the 3 Musketeers look. so thanks. i suddenly remembered and i had to draw it 😭 #it kept shocking me how baby faced i drew him every time i took that layer off #also every time i worked on the suit red genuinely ceased being an actual color to me #its bright red right?? like very fluorescent?? but my brain kept going: is this too orange?? this isnt red right???? #anyways happy with this!!!!! there were a lot more roadblocks than the other but it all worked out #but wow wish i had this level of diligence for yknow. schoolwork. #i can spend 6+ hours on a drawing straight but school? nah i give up every 20 mins or less fjfkkfl #also not abandoning my other aus or anything but i have a lot more ideas for this honestly #i think the ref pics are a lot easier and more interesting to find than for my other AUs #<- cause its so much more modern lmao. so i have a lot more inspo than trying to find ultra specific 18th century paintings #i wanna draw 3 things rn: #nando w the ceremonial cape. seb in a matador suit. and of course some silly vett//onso in this AU #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #matador au

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I’m sorry I just gotta say after your most recent post, I find that your head canons and personal stories for ocs and whatnot are top notch. Especially due to your wording. Love your stuff man your creativity always makes me smile /gen (I really do get a smile when you post, my friends always ask me why giggle and flap my hands when I visit tumblr!)

[P:S] your way of writing reminds me of Clown’s social media posts. If I were to find a couple words to describe it I’d go with “Whimsy”, and “daffy”!

AUGH!!!!

#Thank You! that means a lot! #very glad to hear that i can inspire that kind of joy <3 #and that i can Entertain! #rambles from the bog #Whimsy and Daffy im- #ill take it! #i do indeed lack sense! #but yeah ive heard that similarity thing a couple times... #i think its the occasional Punctuation perhaps! #but yeah no in all honesty i dont get much... actual interaction with people #so my vocab inventory is. uh. Skewed. a little Strange i sometimes fear! #and i forget a lot of words that i Know so then i have to come up with a suitable replacement on the fly lmao #the only dialogue i reliably recieve on a daily basis is reading and watching tv! lots of it is Not Modern! #or the prose is just purple enough to make my brain go 'ahhh i see we gotta go floral w it' yk yk #which concerns me seeing as i may be Socializing soon... ive forgotten how to talk like a normal person <3 #ANYWAY IM RAMBLING THANK YOU AGAIN!!!! i will be coming back to reread this ask!

[snixx]

thinking about That Time a guest read all 10 published chapters and 30k words of my toxic yuri fic only to leave a four page literal 1700 word comment about how unhealthy and toxic it was AND THEN proceeded to write their own revenge fantasy fanfiction in my comments in bullet points like brother their hater game was INSANE

#speaking of i should update that godforsaken fic its been literal years #girlblogging.pdf #i remember i called my bff and we laughed about it for an hour #the only part that annoyed me was they called my otp that wasn't even the main focus of the story ableist slurs #like who asked. but whatever #anyway i wasnt as much of an idgafer as i am now back then so i actually started feeling guilty about the toxicity. a little #but instead of fixing it with healthy conversations or whatever i did the logical thing and made it more toxic from the other side #so they're both even and terrible people <3 #im actually glad that happened cause they're so much more toxic and fucked up now really pushed me to my limits

[einsatzzz]

OC Crossovers (1/3): Tea Time with Myr and Lidija (@myrmyrtheorca 's OCs!) Kurumi may or may not be telling Lidija about shoujo manga while Myr is just chilling there and relaxing from the nice atmosphere.

#khr #khre #khr oc #oc #einart #ninomiya kurumi #khr killer whale #myr killer whale #lidija killer whale #myrmyrtheorca #ninomiya kanako #me trying to cope from the hell level temp that is a SEA country temp #by imagining it's around the transition of autumn to winter there #and they're having warm tea while discussing various topics in a kotatsu #i say while suddenly remembering how i opened the faucet earlier and the supposed cold running water is already preheated by the weather #ALSO THE 1/3 COUNTER IS FOR REAL THIS TIME I ALR HAVE 2 OTHER SKETCHES WITH OTHER FRIENDS' OCS PROCESSING IN GL4ZE RN #bc the other times i put a counter it didn't end up having a next part sdjfbsdfjhbds #also yeah those tea are csp 3d assets lmaooo if im gonna be fr here i only know how to draw beautiful wome--- i mean people #plus my body pain is flaring like crazy the past few days i keep passing out #so i can't do full colored pieces too much ueueueue #BODY PAIN WON'T STOP ME FROM DRAWING OCS THO #anyway i hope i was able to draw myr and lidija correctly; did my best to do so sdjfshjvf they're so 🥹🥹💖💖 #i esp think lidija and kurumi would get along a lot #then myr would often get caught off guard by kurumi's compliments hehe #kana is just sizing them up and observing from afar; she's just very wary like that #wow im glad they do those “see more” thingie for tags so i can go free real estate in here

[papriaki]

The difference between tumblr and Twitter when it comes to algorithm is so funny to me like

I still gain engagement on a post I made on tumblr a few months ago meanwhile my posts on Twitter would probably flop before I even post them LOLLL

#rika rambles #i havent posted to twitter in ages but im still traumatized okay #anyways im glad people like the death drawing i had so much fun working on it :3

[steakout-05]

how i feel about TBYS causing a shockwave effect of everyone dogpiling on and harassing Illymation and spreading extremely easily disprovable and malicious misinformation about her and putting her in a lot of danger for literally no legitimate reason

#big rant in the tags incoming hold on to your hats: #i swear drama commentary youtubers are actually some of the most dense people on the fucking planet #like holy SHIT i have never seen a bigger display of collective stupidity than every drama commentary grifter harping on illy based on shit #-she didn't even say that they heard from a guy who sounds like budget ben shapiro. how are you that dense. like how. actually how. #it's just a big stupid game of idiot telephone with how much basic shit people are getting wrong because they heard it whispered from- #-another person. istg if i have to see ONE more person say that ''oh but she's encouraging obesity'' ''oh but she said [thing she literally #-didn't say]!!!'' im going to SCREAM. i am going to throw my phone against the wall if i see one more malicious misinterpretation of a- #-basic statement that even a fucking doorknob could understand with more grace and nuance than these idiots #i swear to god this is all so STUPID #drama commentary youtube is where basic reading comprehension and common sense go to die. it is the 10th circle of internet hell- #-just below 4chan. #anyway rant over glad i got that out of my system. #i hope illy is doing well and that she and her partner and her cats are safe <3 #sorry for being so angry. this whole situation literally makes my blood boil and i'm so upset that an innocent person got put in danger- #-because of some nerd emoji sounding wackass blatantly lying about her and being a dickhead #this is the first and last post i'll ever make about internet drama (unless something really REALLY funny happens) i just needed an outlet- #-to scream into for a few minutes #drama commentary youtubers delete their entire channels and leave the internet right now challenge #shitpost #youtube drama

[bluesmoth]

They settle and the vet rocks them, a hand playing with the braids in Warriors' hair, hums and it's okays getting kissed into his bangs.

hey so carved  //  hollowed    by @quirkle2 made me feel emotions. hello linked universe nation

#SO AJRHBGKAJRHBL #IVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR. HOURS #i made 90% of this while on my pain meds so if you see any mistakes no u dont <3 #im SO soft for them jay you have NO idea #saw you posted a 20000 word warriors hurt/comfort fic and went OH??????? like a cartoon character #this is the first time ive ever completed a comic page too!!! man. csp frame borders were an Experience #BUT JFSBKLAHBRLAK ANYWAY #THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR FIC WITH THE FANDOM I ATE IT LIKE A BIG BOWL OF WARM SOUP #your warriors literally lands so perfectly into my Circle of Characters That I Deeply Enjoy and i love him :) #i want good things for warriors. he can have some hurt/comfort. as a treat. good for him. thank u op for my life #lu warriors #lu legend #linked universe #also i loved the part in the fic where they go to wars' era and so much of it is just so unwelcoming to him. like.... #his house doesnt feel like his. his 'friends' (artemis n impa) dont feel like friends. his people arent his people. not really #and knowing that later down the line he'll be completely disowned and banished really puts it all into perspective that #maybe it was his home once. maybe when he was a child and his mother was still alive to take him by the hand and show him the warm parts #of his era. but she's long gone. and maybe the warmth went with her too. the last of it stored in his scarf. #so he'll have to find that warmth somewhere else. glad that ledge and the others can be that warmth for him. god damn #feeling emotions in this chili's tonight..... im....... Oh My God...... could ramble about this All Night #thank you quirkle :) #this is the first fandom/non oc-related thing ive drawn in years. hallelujah #i am. so tired KARJBGALKJRBLKA #GOOD NIGHT LINKED UNIVERSE NATION #blues draws #maybe that can become a more regularly used tag! perhaps. perchance to dream

[perexcri]

happy one year to her and one of my better opening lines for a fic <3

now, because i'm curious:

#to hell and back again #i genuinely can't believe it's a year but i guess that's how time works huh :') #anyway umm gonna leave some retrospective thoughts in the tags: #1. i hold this fic near to my heart but also have a very complicated relationship with it now- #mostly bc i feel like my writing has improved so much and it's hard for me to reread parts of this lol #2. i honestly feel like it's a product of its time? like i think if i was publishing it now people wouldn't like it nearly as much #(especially with the opening line wHICH HAS A POINT AND COMES FULL CIRCLE AT THE END OK JUST TRUST ME) #3. on a sadder note this also means it's been a year since we had to put my family's eldest dog down #i remember i was gonna post this first chapter later when i had finished another fic up #but then our dog just like. straight up started dying on my mom's bedroom floor #and my mom was too distressed/upset to take her to the vet so i had to put her in my car and take her on my own #and then had to go to work right after that #so yeah i was upset and was like 'well dammit im gonna post this then bc it's silly and makes me laugh and i am sad' #so yeah!! some thoughts and behind the scenes info for anyone who's bothered to read this many tags #idk these things just feel like Tags thoughts not Post thoughts #anyway thanks for all the love this one has gotten!! i'm glad people are still enjoying it though *will voice* it's been a year mike #byler

[moonsidesong]

nobody here really cares about my object show opinions im sure but just to toss my Coin Opinion into the Hat Internet. feel like its weird to try and paint cabby as wrong for spending so much time taking notes on people when it was established not too long ago that she cant remember most things if she doesnt write them down

#i feel like the 'what if i forget' / 'then ill tell you again' line was supposed to be sweet but it just came off as. like idk meanspirited #like i get it bot hates other people defining them thats basically the only thing they talk about as a character #but i think maybe in this situation specifically they need to kind of get over it #i feel like im still watching ii out of obligation cause i still wanna see how it ends. season 3's been pretty mid all the way through tbh #inanimate insanity spoilers #ii spoilers #unrelated to the cabby thing but trying to act like balloon and nickel were the same level of awful to each other is. so weird. #why are they dancing around so much what nickel did to suitcase. like ok thanks nickel im soo glad you're trying to be better now but. #but can we talk about the person who you caused so much stress she started having paranoid hallucinations #like can we bring that up please #anyway. looking forward to tpot i love tpot #brifdi