All of the kisses in the Locked Tomb series thus far, organized chronologically and described accurately
Inspired by @wifegideonnav's post on Tamsyn torturing us:
Suicidal ten-year-old makes out with corpse; gets possessed
^Same kid gets eyebrow kissy and baptism from hometown butch who she's definitely killed a few times
^Same kid sticks vomit-covered tongue into throat of vicious socialite immediately after lobotomy to forget dead girlfriend
Honorable mention because it happens offscreen: Dead Girlfriend's Mom (haunting same kid) (different haunting) vent-reminisces in memories about her unholy thruple-with-two-bodies
Socialite delivers averted cheek kiss with a womp womp womp
Sloppy bisexual thruple (different thruple) fuck God after lemon queen's ex-husband takes her cannibalized nun-wife's name in vain
Dead planet baby feeling herself; kisses own reflection
DILF distributes daddy forehead smoochies
Dead planet baby perfectly mimics dead bestie's knuckle kiss to codependent bodysharing cousin
Honorable mention because there's plausible deniability: "horrifying noises" made by twins upon reunion
Dead Girlfriend sees girl who owned/tortured her for years, stares longingly; dead planet baby rolls with it
DILF gives real kisses to members of thruple (different thruple-in-two-bodies) before besties mutually explode in death-by-codependency
Dead planet back in second body. Bite.
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What's often interesting to me, is Dream spells it out in the finale and people often still don't get it, so I thought it'd be interesting to see what he was actually referencing here. To see where it all started.
[24:27] Tommy: “That first war, me and Tubbo versus you–how it should have ended–why’d you take it?”
Dream: “Tommy, you ambushed me and killed me. You stole all my shit! You tried ambushing me in a little cave–you don’t remember that? I feel like you just–your memory is just–gone.”
So here is the ambush Dream is talking about, where Sapnap and Tommy basically decide to just kill Dream and then kept all of his shit. [Death 1]
He gets killed again when he tries to take back his stuff. [Death 2]
Tommy kills him for fun right after he respawns with nothing. [Death 3]
Then after Dream gets his stuff back (via our boy Punz) and he takes the discs to get Tommy to stop, he gives Tommy back his items. But unsatisfied, Tommy goes after Dream, gets one of his discs back and hides it in the little cave. Dream tries to find it, while Sapnap and Tommy try to stop him. They are unsuccessful until, Tubbo brings them axes and they sneak up and corner Dream in the little cave, ambushing and killing him. Once again, taking all of his shit, (including, yes, the other disc.) [Death 4]
[27:58] Tommy: “Think about that, we could’ve been friends but no because you have to figure out the reason you have to get–”
Dream: “Yeah we could’ve but you–you ruined the chance of that long ago. It was you.”
Tommy: “I ruined it?”
Dream: “You ruined it!”
And I don’t think it’s unfair for Dream to say that in the finale, because for Dream it’s this stream early on, these moments that started it all. It’s these instances of of Dream getting murdered and robbed and made fun of over and over. Him, trying to not just make peace for everyone, but also reclaim respect and peace for himself. It’s Tommy chasing after Dream when he has nothing to kill him and rub it in his face. It’s Dream, even after all of that, giving back their items. It’s these instances of violence taken too far to the point they clearly pissed Dream off and didn’t care or follow his very simple request of just giving an apology and his belongings back that shape my distaste for Tommy and sympathy for Dream. It’s these moments that I feel like are gone from Tommy’s and our memory that highlight a different story.
[28:34] Dream: “Yeah, we could have been friends if you weren’t a little shit.”
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me: maybe my retainers will bring me something fun today like a glam or some furniture, a little treat just for me
my retainers:
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Fallen Exorcist AU: Chaggie
FallenExorcist!Vaggie: You have this misplaced romanticized view of Heaven.
Charlie: (held at spearpoint)
FallenExorcist!Vaggie: Let me tell you something about Heaven, Princesa. Heaven would sacrifice you and all of its denizens for the "greater good."
FallenExorcist!Vaggie: (Pins Charlie to the wall and leans into her ear with a throaty rumble) I have no such compunction. I would burn all of Heaven for you.
Charlie: (blushes and presses her thighs together) oooh... fuck....
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I'm ngl I love William's concept more than actual Hunter 😭 I love little mischievous guys in stupid hats and jester shoes......and the thought of some nasty peasant cunt living in a tree right outside Luz's house yelling at her for being a woman that wears pants is so funny I'm sorry
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