#but he's not a snitch

[nelkcats]

Immortal Nanny

Bruce Wayne had never been a father. He knew what it was like to be a good father, and he knew what good fathers should be like, but adopting Richard was an impulse, a moment when he decided to give a child the comfort he needed, as he himself had needed in the past.

But just because he knew and understood didn't mean he could do it, or that he could become a good father instantly. Alfred would be a great help, of course, but it was he who had to raise the boy, Alfie was too old to start raising another child.

So, it was only natural that he forgot all about his busy life as "Brucie Wayne", adopting Dick hadn't stopped the million interviews or meetings, and while Alfred was extremely capable, Bruce still decided to hire a nanny.

Daniel Nightingale was a bit of an outsider (in a good way), he was studying at Gotham U, and was doing very well in his chosen career; though his records were strangely empty, Bruce knew he could trust him. His tired look and the shy smile he gave him upon arriving at the mansion was enough to calm his concerns.

Perhaps it was because he was just starting out as Batman at the time that he didn't investigate further.

Anyway, Dick loved Danny, from that first day, he used to tell Bruce about his "adventures" and how much fun he had. On one occasion he even told him they had a snowball fight (which confused him, because it was July but he was too tired to question the excited kid).

So, Danny became Dick's, and later Jason's, official nanny. He never complained and always smiled. The boy got along quite well with Alfred and would attend to any emergency, although he was never involved in the vigilante business.

It was only after Jason's death, when Tim arrived, that someone began to question Danny. Tim wasn't sure about Danny, there were a lot of things...that just didn't fit, and if the old photos of the mansion were any indication, the nanny wasn't getting any older.

Dick wasn't ten anymore and that was pretty obvious, but Danny looked exactly the same. Tim frowned, puzzled as to how no one had investigated such an oddity before. Alfred simply looked at him with an amused smile. He wondered how long it would take for the family to notice the (rather obvious) secrets of the elusive nanny.

Alfred couldn't blame the boy, the easiest way to hide something was in plain sight. And he knew the halfa would never hurt his family.

#dpxdc #Babysitter Danny #He took care of the Robins when Bruce was busy #Bruce trust in Alfred of course #but he also wanted to give the butler a break #immortal danny #Danny never hid his powers he just didn't use them very often #Of course Alfred knows #he dealt with it from day one #Danny just wanted a job and he took a liking to the Robins at the end #dp x dc #dc x dp #Dick knows Danny isn't normal from his childhood memories #but he's not a snitch #Jason knows it too and is excited to have a secret with Danny #Tim is simply too smart to leave a loose end #Bruce trusts Danny but he hasn't questioned him in years #Maybe is because the one who knows Danny is Bruce Wayne and not Batman #Danny is taking care of Jason's soul in the Realms #at the end of the day he is still his nanny #he will find out when he revives

[chloesimaginationthings]

How FNAF movie Mike would learn about Vanny

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #fnaf gregory #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #I CAN just see so clearly out of all ways for Mike to find out #Gregory would just tell nonchalantly #now it’s only a question for how long he knew and I’ll let yall decide that #Mike simply doesn’t fear Vanny just cause it’s game Vanessa #GREGORY the gremlin snitching on his sister like this #which is super on brand for him ngl 🙏🏾

[p1nkshield]

Jason: What are you making?

Dick: Haute cocoa.

Jason: Hot cocoa?

Dick: No. Haute cocoa. I am making the best, and fanciest cup of hot chocolate in gotham.

Jason: Is that a cup of corn starch? How much milk are you using?

Dick: Equal parts!

Jason:...Equal parts?

Dick: I gotta make it thick somehow! All fancy hot cocoas are thick. Now where is Alfred's homemade vanilla...

Jason: mmkay. ALFRED! DICK IS MAKING NON-NEWTONIAN HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOUR GOOD VANILLA!

Dick: Shh Shh Shh! No nonono please! Why would you tell him that!

Alfred: Master Dick...

Dick: -hOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST!

#dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #jason todd #oooooh alfie is gonna get himmmm #Leave dick in the kitchen and he will make chocolate flavored flubber. #Jason: Usually I’m no snitch when it comes to mischief but food crimes... call me Charles entertainment cheese cause I'm a RAT. #Jason knows that it takes a year to make vanilla extract at home. #he knows the expense of good vanilla pods #incorrect batfamily quotes

[northlight14]

Phoenix: do you remember the day you got your lunch money stolen in kindergarten?

Edgeworth, who came into school wearing a bow tie every day, was always reading, went around quoting different law terms saying he was going to grow up to be “just like father”, and canonically cried when he couldn’t do origami: which time?

#how that convo should’ve went honestly #I adore lil miles with his lil bow tie and lil lawyer dreams #but seriously there’s no way that was the only time his lunch money got stolen😂 #bro was probs like ‘well at least they didn’t take it by force this time🤷’ #miles also canonically obayed the ‘snitches get stitches’ rule all those years which is why the other kids never got in trouble #when they took his money. I can’t be told otherwise about this it’s the only logical explanation #why do you think he had so much lunch money?! it was so he could toss the bullies some and keep the rest for himself #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #narumitsu #ace attorney incorrect quotes

[kakapim]

One hilarious thing about detco movies is that they usually play an anti-piracy warning beforehand, and it's always so ironic when Kaito appears in them. I firmly believe Kaito would want you to pirate as much as possible actually

#detective conan #dcmk #detco #magic kaito #Kaitou kid #'oh but kaito doesnt like stealing' well first of all he does have fun with it #i believe the reason he dislikes it its not because its morally wrong (it isnt) but rather that it strains his relationship aoko and her dad #like he knows at least 2 other thieves who actually dont give their stuff back and never snitched on them i dont think the issue is that its #a crime lol. he doesnt care #anyways piracy is important for archiving goals and morally good (for multiple reasons) i dont think hed have a problem with it

[maykitz]

kim is such a real one cuz if you fail a check to pick your nose and instead piss yourself in front of a random stranger he'll be like no no my partner is just messing with you, it's a prank, etc. he never sells you out, but afterwards he will take you aside and be like look. if you need to go potty just tell me. and throw those trousers out while you're at it they do not help your complexion.

#except at the end when he spills your beans to the rcm because hes a snitch pig 👍

[dykelizard]

living on the sunny must be hell

#bro just wanted a glass of water #luffy asked zoro to keep a lookout so zoro fell asleep with his eyes open #usopp won’t tell sanji #he’s no snitch #i drew this in like an hour and didn’t bother to color it #pretend that there is electricity on the sunny #i needed it for emphasis #one piece #usopp #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #god usopp #straw hat luffy #one piece zoro #op #1pc #my art #strawhat pirates #one piece comic #one piece fanart #usopp one piece

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: Hey, Peter! Get over here! I need your help!

Peter: Yeah, what is it?

Tony: I need a second eye on this equation

Peter: why

Tony: just help me

Peter: why

Tony: Kid! Please just help me with this damn equation!

Peter: Y! You need to substitute for Y!

Tony: Oh thanks

#Tony hasn't slepy for 29 hours #technically #it would be 46 but he had a 5 minute power nap so the clock resets #FRIDAY disagrees #but Tony didn't build no snitch #Tony stark #peter parker #marvel #mcu #irondad #incorrect peter parker

[fuckingguide]

every day i love the documentary crew more i initially assumed they suspected guillermo was embezzling so they tailed him to catch him spending money and confirm it, but then i realised. they showed a little montage of him stealing money at the club. which means these guys have known guillermo was embezzling for at the very least DAYS and they were sitting on that knowledge waiting for the perfect opportunity to drop the bomb and watch him squirm. the documentary crew are the real masterminds of wwdits

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #they could have busted him at the club but they specifically waited until he was in a secluded location so the vampires wouldn't know #but he'd still panic thinking the crew would snitch #they honestly did it to terrorise him for fun i gotta respect them for that #post.txt

[explodingstarlight]

weaponizing your newfound "youngest" child status

everyone go read @snailsnaps fic "Alpha Stage"-- de-aged Donnie is giving me LIFE

👉 something of a sequel to this

#leaning SO hard into that headcanon that raphie is a childhood nickname from his younger bros that he secretly ADORES #not so secretly--literally all his younger bros know they just save it for special occasions #like trying to get out of trouble--cough coughleocoughcough #NONE of them are above this tactic and i stand by that #pov: raph-STOP EATING THE POISON-hamato just found out you tested a unfinished serum on yourself #donnie- IT WAS LEO-hamato is the younger twin in my eyes because only the younger sibling snitches like that #i can say this cuz im the eldest in my household ahshhsbsjs #younger child behavior ™ #this does not mean that the disaster twins don't have a monthly cage match to decide who's 'older'/in charge #alphastage rise #rottmnt #fanart #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #turtle tots #rottmnt fic rec #donnie's channeling his inner theatre kid #my art #explodingstar art

[mylovelookup]

Cattonquick boarding school sweethearts/romeo & Juliet AU

In which Oliver also comes from old money and he and Felix fall in love in boarding school(?). The Quicks and the Cattons have been business partners since Queen Victoria was still kicking so Ollie and Felix have known each other their whole lives (summers and holidays always spent together) but when their family ties are suddenly severed after a hostile fight between their fathers, the boys’ last year at Eton is irrevocably ruined. As a reaction they decide (it was Felix’s idea and he succeeded in cajoling Oliver to agree) to elope run away on the first day of the Christmas holidays (imagine their respective chauffeurs endlessly waiting for them at the school gates lmao) and get married on a whim (also Felix’s idea to somehow "fix" things like ta-da! Can’t separate us now dad, we’re fucking married. Oliver is now a Catton. Family peace restored! No, not really Felix lmao.)

#needless to say they get caught the very next day #maybe they didn’t have much cash left and the only -pace they could’ve slept in for free was the hotel in the area that the Cattons owned #the reception prolly snitched but they both knew they would get caught eventually #also it doesn’t help that they’re the heirs of the richest aristocratic families in England #maybe they keep their marriage secret?it would be smarter to considering the repercussions but also maybe Felix it out first thing? #bc its Felix duh #as a consequence to their little escapade Oliver is pulled out of Eton for the rest of the year and the two of them only get to meet #the next year at Oxford where they have to keep things on the down low since Oliver’s father has threatened to transfer him to Cambridge if #if he’s seen frolicking about with Felix. it’s also difficult when Farleigh is acting as a (well-paid) spy for both parties #although both Jeff and James had sprinkled other eyes on the campus #oooh imagine them trying to hide in the back of the club. making out whilst crouching down behind dumpsters lmaooo #or or or! Felix attempting to throw them off by hooking up with indiabel and Oliver is so jealous he ends up doing the same thing #even tho he prolly knows about Felix’s intentions. (Farleigh doesn’t help with his catty comments about ephemeral love) #highlighting Felix’s well known shallowness. and then Felix gets jealous too so it’s a vicious cycle of pointing fingers at each other hehe #anyway they prolly end up like Romeo and Juliet #I was only supposed to do ONE canvas but got carried away and this shit developed a plot! sedate me #also this layout sucks wtf #saltburn #fanart #my art #felix catton #cattonquick #Saltburn fanart #oliver quick #felix x oliver #cattonquick fanart

[redstonedust]

i think ren should do the funniest possible thing and bring back renbob once again. he just kind of moves into the buttercups camp unannounced and they all think this is just ren doing more spy work and keep trying to catch him out but no its legitimately just renbob getting summoned by the vibes and the giant pot.

#ren does ask renbob for info but he's no snitch man #even doc isnt 100% sure if this is a bit #understand my vision

[arsenicpanda]

the #1 archiereggie shipper, but in a homophobic way

#Riverdale #riverdaleedit #riverdalecentral #teendramaedit #Archie Andrews #Reggie Mantle #Julian Blossom #archieandrewsedit #reggiemantleedit #julianblossomedit #arsenicpandacreates #Riverdale season 7 #Riverdale gifs #no. 1 archiereggie shipper right here APPARENTLY #but also SAYS THE MAN WHO WAS IN GAY SHOWER VISIONS WITH ARCHIE JUST TWO EPISODES AGO #Julian Blossom is about insulting people all day every day and being a general asshole #if the only way he could insult someone was by making fun of how they are just getting laid all the time #then he would FIND a way to make that an insult #but he's not gonna like SNITCH on you or anything #snitching is for squares like Andrews #truly the Kaiba of Riverdale season 7 #finally getting off my ass and actually giffing things tonight god knows why

[konohomies]

#college au #naruto #fanart #my art #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #sketch #collegenart #they are best friends #sasuke is taking pics for evidence #hes gona snitch to kushina #sns #sasunaru #narusasu

[ask-dimension71542]

[The Bloodmoon has left the Library]

#dimension 71542 #sams au #sun and moon show #sams #fnaf au #sams sun #sams moon #sams eclipse #sams lunar #lord eclipse au #sams bloodmoon #oooooo he’s snitching!!! - Mod Bean

[miraculan-draws]

Sebastian: there are APOSTATES in this party, Fenris.

Fenris: ugh, yeah I know. Fucking bastards, all.

Sebastian: we should turn them in, it's our duty to the Maker

Fenris: absolutely not, what the fuck is wrong with you? Actually if you so much as look at Hawke wrong I'm going to kill you.

Sebastian: HAWKE IS A MAGE???

#da2 #fenris was mean to me about my mahic but he said he was sorry and also hes no a grass #snitches get stitches