#but i also wish to f—

[echosong971]

i wish every sniper on the roof in this game a very [metal pipe sound]

#those stupid snipers fill me with a rage hell wishes it could witness #they’re all tough till i start chucking things at them #metal pipe I CHOOSE YOU #i find it kinda funny that i can just chuck metal pipes at people tho ngl #like here’s my giant f-you saw and my 1000 degree knife challenge and also this piece of rebar i found lying on the ground #who will win: sniper or random piece of metal scrap #lies of p #p #pinocchio #lies of p pinocchio #video game #neowiz #echosong971 #art #digital art #fanart #lies of p art #lies of p fanart #video game art #meme

[dailyperkele]

Day 26 - Cultist slay

A common mistake to make when visiting the Bohemia National Museum.

#fear and hunger #fear & hunger #per'kele #f&h termina #fear and hunger termina #f&h #pocketcat #daily per'kele #Literally bookmarked the og tweet for this because it was inspiration at first sight lmao #also lord I wish he would actually go around the city because the Museum would be perfect for him to make an appereance ugh

[greyhands]

#the wayhaven chronicles #n sewell #nate sewell #nate x detective #twc book 3 spoilers #I personally prefered the combat training scene #because of the dialogues #even if the setting in the research scene was more romantic #I have mixed feelings about this book though #I'm glad to learn new things about N's past and his insecurities #but gods I wish we had the opportunity to comfort him and to talk about the fight issue #I really enjoyed the first half of the book then to me the second kind of feels like... rushed ? idk #on the other hand I like how the romance isn't going to be a smooth and easy road #I've also read M's route and oh boi the feelings... !! #Next is A then F because I will probably need some fluff after A ^^;; #But nope no LT's route I'm a coward #my art #no full colors sorry no time ><

[voidedjuice]

it's always a bit surprising to me how little stuff there is out there of Goldenglow and the women she interacts with in a light spark in darkness

Her most popular f/f pairing seems to be that pink x pink crackship with pozy?? Meanwhile in her event she's either close or growing closer with so many others, Quercus, Haze, even like, Grani.. And Yet

#ggx red avenger seems reasonably popular so i guess only the m/f fans actually read her event or something #tbh i dont dislike that pairing either but its yuri always forever for me #unknown gg yuri stocks.... i wish to invest in them #personally my fave is susie with haze bc like they meet in this whole starcrossed mutually saving each others lives way #i also like to hc that susie at least had a huge crush on quercus #just makes sense to me #arknights #text

[bergameow]

hannah montana but she is in DOOM 

i drew this because vargskelethor did a Linux destruction stream that was hannah montana themed and he played DOOM and it ended up destroying the system. so i had to get the idea of this out im so sorry lmfao

its kinda half-finished but its ok i was tired of working on it. down below is where I turned the DOOM enemies into vargskeletons with their little mushroom hats

and the initial sketch that I said I wouldn’t fix but did anyway because i dont know my priorities

#vargskelethor #vinesauce #hannah montana #DOOM #fanart #stupid #idk how to tag this man #doodle #i never played doom idk what those creatures are called but tbh looking at the cover kind of made me want to check it out #i own the game just never thought to play it #this also made me realize i wish there were more nonsexualized female action game protagonists #like samus or something #like laura is cool but he whole appeal is sexy big triangle booba girl you know #and i looove laura #did you see the backlash there was when they turned her from an f cup to a d cup #does anyone actually break down this shit #i am the onkly one who cares!!! /hj #anyway sorry for whatever the fuck this is kjahgkjh

[darksigns-exe]

Thought of the Day: Pleasure Dom Nick

Note: I don’t publish a lot of headcanons, but I have to get this thing out of my head. I’m not super used to this format so please excuse if this feels a little stilted. Second person or x Reader is not something I write a lot of but I want to experiment with different forms so here we are.

NSFW BELOW THE CUT MINORS DNI

He has you positioned in front of him, keeping your legs parted with his own. Your bare body pressed up against his clothed chest. One hand spread out across your belly, while the fingers of the other are moving across your clit. The touch is too light, too slow, but he knows as much as you do that you like it when he draws it out like this.

Nick likes to hear your whines and whimpers, he likes to feel you twitch against him. His mouth is right next to your ear, whispering the most daunting filth against your skin. It should be tormenting you, but he's wrapping it up with the sweetest praise, telling you how good you are for him, how well you're doing.

And just when you think that he'll let you finish, his fingers move away. You can feel them press into the inside of your thighs. There's a promise of more, but you know that he won't give you want you need until he thinks that it's been long enough.

When finally decides that you've lasted long enough, he let'd you ride it out against his hand. Lips firmly attached to the side of your neck, alternating between the sweetest praise and those kisses that set your nerves on fire.

He holds you afterwards. Pulls you tightly against him, while you catch your breath again. Fingers combing through your hair, drifting up the length of your thigh and side.

It's all in balance with him. As much as he likes to see you whimper and whine for him, he also likes the softness that comes after it. He likes being a little cruel, just as much as he likes taking care of you.

If it doesn't serve you and your pleasure, he doesn't like it.

#bad omens headcanons #nicholas ruffilo headcanon #nicholas ruffilo x female reader #nicholas ruffilo x f!reader #this is x reader adjacent so we'll call it that #also me writing x reader? I wish I knew what's going on bestie but im as clueless as the rest of you

[lilyminer]

Daan gives me this specific vibe I see so much in series where deities like, indisputable exist in that world. Where like, he wishes he could be an atheist. I feel like if so many gods didn’t all collectively decide to fuck up this one guys life in every way possible he’d love to completely ignore their existence.

#it’s also funny how he calls himself a doctor but at a point dudes just doing healing magic #I wish the old gods like understood human language n stuff just so Daan can cuss them out #f&h #f&h daan #f&h2 #f&h termina #fear and hunger #fear and hunger 2 #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger Daan #funger #funger 2 #funger daan #Daan von Dutch #I can just imagine Sylvian walking into the hypothetical room being like Ok two of my devotees had this bitch ass kid I already traumatized- #-him whos next? Sulfur god be like Oh Me Me I wanna kill the two most important people in his life! Then Rehr got jealous and decided to- #- fuck up even his personal identity too #they’re way to obsessed with ruining his life tbh

[bluemoon1331]

Me, realizing an important fact: AHHHHH OMG NEITHER OF THEM WOULD BE USED TO GENTLE PHYSICAL CONTACT HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE I WAS LITERALLY WRITING IT IN ALL ALONG AHHHHHH

#haha yeah having a fun time with SM #My mind is imploding from the AUs #Took a bit longer than I thought #....I am also just now realizing I have a trope among my characters #Mind can't f*cking focus on which AU to unleash more of first #Really wanna start that Lich King AU but AHHHHH GODDAMMIT I HAVE TOO MUCH GOING ON ALREADY #....Anyway back to trying to focus on SM wish me luck soldier *salutes*

[ginpotts]

@userdramas event 10: emotions ↳ contentedness, noun as in contentment - the feeling experienced when one's wishes are met

Then why aren't we all together? I love mama, but I didn't consider her feelings and I hurt her really badly. Then why don't you try saying sorry too? Mama will forgive you. Then papa, mama, Shun-kun and I can all live together!

#the way that i was sobbing through the back half of this movie #his #his 2020 #jdramagifs #jdramaedit #jdramasource #asiandramasource #asiandramanet #asiandramaedit #userdramas #tobelle #userxj #userdusiks #sora's wish isn't fully met since they don't all live together but they get to BE together as a family #and i think that's a win #&.mine #f: his #i dont know how to tag this film lol #also spoilers i guess 😭

[jays-supersonic-dynamo]

bunch of mr e echo doodles. mr eechos if you would

#my art #fanart #lego ninjago #ninjago #echo julien #mr e #echo zane #mr e ninjago #echo ninjago #this is only true if you follow the echo is mr e AND mr f theory #or it can be true in your heart… if you believe it so…. #had fun w especially the lineart here… wish it was a bit more visible but oh well #line weights! they’re scary! #also i drew a motorcycle :.D #i just have a lot of energy to make creative stuff and also no energy where is it going.

[coquelicoq]

actually natori has some kind of tracking talisman on matoba at all times. that's how he knew where to abduct matoba from for Operation: Kitty Cat City. matoba fully knows about it; it's why he wasn't at all surprised to find a paper doll in natsume's hair after the mask youkai debacle (matoba internally as he watched it fly away: classic mother hen shuuichi-san momence 🥰). because this is matoba "boundaries? what are those? can you eat them?" seiji we're talking about, he's not bothered by this "violation" of his "privacy"; rather, he finds it fittingly clingy (it is, after all, only right that natori should be keeping tabs on him obsessively). sometimes the talisman gets confused and sticks to yesterday's outfit, so he always checks to make sure he has it on the way out the door (his pocket patdown is "keys, lighter, wallet, exorcism supplies, shuuichi-san's cute lil tracker he thinks i don't know about <3"). i wouldn't be surprised if he's figured out how to uno reverse it and now uses it to track natori's location as well. this may not technically be canon but it is probably all 100% true in an important way that transcends canon, we just never hear about it because it isn't relevant to natsume's journey 😌

#matoba: a natori talisman. sure wish i had one of those 😇 #<-knows that he has one on him at that very moment and also that natori doesn't know that he knows #convince me that he didn't say this on purpose to make natori sweat. you can't! #in response to him saying that natori side-eyes him and has a dot dot dot speech bubble (my favorite vol. 26 ellipsis btw) #which is exactly how he would react if he had secretly planted a talisman on matoba #and was trying to figure out if matoba knew and was alluding to it!! #check and mate. game set match. QED. i rest my case. #i've connected the dots i've connected them but also i feel like it wasn't that hard. the truth is out there you just have to believe #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #horrible exorcists #matoba seiji #f #homura cats arc #my posts #btw i do not think the head of the matoba clan actually does anything so base as to carry keys on his person #he has people for that. he has a driver. he has servants who open the door when they see him coming. what possible need could he have #for such an object #he also may not need to carry a wallet (or equivalent) for similar reasons #but it was the best shorthand i could think of to make what i meant by 'pocket patdown' readily apparent #especially since 'cell phone' isn't an option either since this is set in the 80s #i figure he must have some kind of lighter or firestarter bc he uses smoke to find the source of the locked-room curse #he also seems to carry a brush & ink and various & sundry tools of the trade that i decided to call 'exorcism supplies' #matoba-san drop the 'what's in my purse' youtube video 👀

[sacrus]

Honestly I kinda don't get why we distinguish f!Cell/q!Cellbit and not q!Cell/q!Cellbit since we already have the different nicknames to know which is which

So I think that a good change would be to switch to q!Cell when we're talking about the Cell that is canon to QSMP and f!Cell when talking about Cell that is only canon to Fuga Impossivel since there are quite signficant deifferences between them like:

q!Cell: ate Pac's leg, met Bad before Alcatraz and escaped the island (since now he's on Quesadilla Island)

f!Cell: didn't eat Pac's leg (I'm pretty sure that detail was added later on to the canon but during QSMP so according to Fuga Impossivel it never happened), never met Bad (I don't know 100% because I didn't watch it ngl) and he technically might have as well died on that island

And these are basically key points in q!Cellbits backstory

Also pls correct me if i'm wrong about something i haven't actually watched it

#not original ive definitly seen it talked about #its not like 'guys. stop RIGHT NOW' but mote like 'hey i pay too much attention' #and also i kinda don't like that both thr name and the indicatiom are diff #like it bugs me for some reason becasue if you didn't know you may as well assume they're two diff chracters #but its more like wishful thinking than anything else like ive already grown used to it #and i dont mind it THAT much #its a little detail that i just needed to say somewhere or else id explode #qsmp #cellbit #qsmp cellbit #q!cellbit #f!cell #q!cell #fuga impossível #theos bullcrap

[seagull-scribbles]

ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴏ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴏɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ,

ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ

#tmnt 2007 #casey jones #raphael hamato #rasey #thank you to everyone who voted the lyrics for the caption #I love doing little things like that it makes posting feel more like a community #also using this to try out an art signature for the first time…it’s took just over 3 years but #the turts day posts are doing very well and someone mentioned making a video so it seemed time to sign stuff #I watched 2007 last week and I bought the dvd from my friend #I really love this movie and it’s concepts and idk if it’s because they’re 20+ and I’m in my teweties #or because the Rasey content in this movie is the best canon rasey rep we have BUT I had to draw them #April definitely knows what’s up with these two but she’s not going to tell anyone #and I love what they have lmao #this was a play with lighting exorcise and I found some great music to listen to while I did it and i I #I just wish I had the energy and time to draw more of these guys fully rendered #this is meant to be when they first meet up for the night #you can decide who’s saying what and weather ralhs lifting the mask up or about to pull it down #oh oh also shout out to Helen who is a lovely catholic lady who saw me do this in public and was very supportive and understanding #also listen I know this is like the other 2007 one I did back in March but idc #there just isn’t enough of these guys I want them to f*ck on roof tops and fire escapes #and ride motorcycles obnoxiously out in public and beat people up in the most sadistic way possible #I want them to drink on Aprils couch together #I want them to offload their mental health issues to eachother in supportive healthy ways #I want them to do it in unhealthy ways where Casey shouts at ralh for making him think he was bedridden for 2 years #I want the #to talk about boring adult things and rediscover silly things they did as teens #idk i hate how aprils main role in the film is trying tk change whk casey is thats not a healthy relationship dont romanticise it

[zukkaoru]

could you tell me more about why you dislike femskk?

okay disclaimer before i begin: this is not meant to be a dig on every person who enjoys femskk. the biggest reason i don't like it is honestly because it's just not my cup of tea and honestly it really makes no difference to me if other people like it. but beyond that my biggest issues with it are

1. the phenomenon of fans "yuri-ifying" the most popular m/m ship and then using that to prove they like female characters and f/f ships. this is not a bsd-exclusive thing; it happens with stsg too and i don't like femstsg for the same reason. but there's a big difference between actually liking female characters and just genderbending (or even making transfem) the big m/m ship. i literally went to the f/f category in bsd on ao3 the other day looking for fics and about half of them are skk fics instead of fics about like. the actual female characters in bsd. who i was looking for fics of. similarly, there have been some redraw trends going around twitter - specifically the i prefer girls cover redraw - and i have seen. i don't even know how many femskk redraws of that (along with a couple femfyolais and a femrimlaine) but only one redraw with actual female characters from bsd. same with the scene 14 redraw that was going around, and while that one wasn't originally two female characters, i have still seen significantly more femskk (and femsigzai, femsigchuu, femfyolai, etc) than i have ships with even one character who is female in the source material.

and imo this phenomenon is made even worse in the bsd fandom bc so many fans just see bsd as the skk show. so of course they're writing off the actual female characters; they literally don't care about anything besides skk. and obviously i can't do anything to force anyone to care about other characters but like.... bsd has so many other wonderful characters and dynamics (both romantic and platonic) that a good half of the fanbase won't even glance at because they're not skk. i do like skk, but bsd is about so much more than just them. they are, objectively, only one small part of it. like if you only care about skk, then just be outright about it and don't pretend you're "proving" you like female characters and sapphic ships bc you like femskk too

2. of the fans who only like skk and nothing else about bsd, most of them. don't even characterize dazai and chuuya correctly? i think the some of the best skk characterizations i've seen have been from people who actually like other characters and ships too, and some of the worst skk characterization i've seen has come from people who literally don't care about any other ships or characters. this isn't a hard and fast rule obviously but even with 30k skk fics on ao3, i have struggled to find ones that actually feel true to their characters. and the characterization seems to only get worse when it's femskk. if you're just going to turn femdazai and femchuuya into two completely different people, what's the point in it even being skk? why not write k.ousano or h.igugin or even a ship with one canonically female character? if you have to change the core characteristics of both dazai and chuuya... do you even really like them?

3. about femdazai: i actually don't mind the transfem dazai headcanon in general but most fans get her wrong. i made a post about it here but basically so many times i see femdazais that are just. completely unrecognizable as dazai. you can't strip away core aspects of dazai like idk the fact that dazai doesn't show any skin from neck to toe just because you made her a girl. i have seen some femdazai that's good! but i have seen so much that is just fundamentally wrong for dazai's character as a whole. mostly on twitter.

4. about femchuuya: i really truly just don't get femchuuya. i THINK the hype here is probably bc lesbians seem to get attached to chuuya (which. valid. i am also a lesbian chuuya fan.) and so they want to draw a chuuya they can be attracted to (i.e. femchuuya) which like. cool whatever i'm not here to judge. but looking at it from a "would this character actually identify as female" perspective, i don't actually think i can picture that for chuuya. maybe it's just because i so strongly hc them as nonbinary? idk. this one is honestly just a neutral "i don't see that but you do you"

tl;dr: from what i've seen, femskk is often mischaracterized, and genderbending the big m/m ships in a fandom is often a way fans "prove" they like the female characters and f/f ships while not actually caring about anything other than their main m/m ship

#the first point is also why i don't particularly care for fem any m/m ship in any fandom. that's not exclusive to femskk #femskk is just. there is a LOT of it that i see and i would much rather see more art/fics/etc. for the canonically female characters #i don't like k.ousano but i would prefer they have more fics in the bsd f/f tag on ao3 than a ship that. isn't canonically f/f #like it's already hard to find f/f content (and just stuff for female characters in general) in ANY fandom #so to have to filter through not only femskk fics but also other canonically m/m ships made fem #while i'm specifically looking for fics with yosano lucy higuchi lucy louisa margaret gin etc etc is. frustrating #i'm not saying femskk shouldn't be a thing or that they shouldn't be in the f/f tag but #i wish they weren't the number 1 f/f ship in the fandom #i wish there was more of a balance and the canonically female characters got more appreciation from the fandom in general #so anyway this isn't me trying to sway people out of writing/drawing femskk bc i know that's never going to happen #it's just a wish for more bsd fans to appreciate other characters too #also sorry if this doesn't make a lot of sense; i had to pause halfway through to go pick up my sister sfdghjkjl #and once again this is not an attack on femskk enjoyers or anyone specific!!! just me having opinions abt the fandom in general #asks #anon asks

[bizarrescribblez]

that moment when your ex kills somebody and you’re hiding in his dumb evil lair watching!!

Close ups here cuz I’m really happy with this 🥺:

#RIKKI WHEN WE CATCH YOU WHEN WE CATCH YOU #can you tell snakes n barrels 2 is one of my favorite episodes #also can you guys guess what movie screenshot i used for me and marc nvm ill tell you its a Wish screenshot #im really happy about the faces can you tell #self ship #self ship community #f/o community #self shipping #self ship art #fictional other community #metalocalypse oc #metalocalypse self insert #🐰🌟 lucky bunny

[dramarants]

i only want love triangles if it's whatever fucked up polygon junmo kicheol and euijeong have going on

#the worst of evil #ranting #idk how to articulate how juicy it is #junmo's fierce protectiveness of his wife - he trusts her but can't help his jealousy fear or frustration while trapped in the situation #euijeong hurting but putting her own life on the line worried for her husband while unpacking the memories of her first love #she can't help but sympathize with kicheol and what he's endured; haven't seen much of how she feels rn but it must be c o n f l i c t e d #(not necessarily even in a romantic way but wanting to root for a person chasing their goals who was once so important to you) #(all while grieving her mother without the support of her literal goddamn spouse by her side) #and kicheol. also grieving and trying to establish a place for himself and his crew yet drawn to junmo despite the red flags #his panic and desperation when jungmo bled out on him which must have triggered his own memories of losing taeho #junmo who has every reason to despise kicheol barely concealing his general rage but protects him like it's second nature at every turn #all while conflicted as a bystander to atrocities (and now willfully leaving another cop to die to protect himself his wife and the mission #getting mentally and physically pummeled left and right just bc his superiors demand it from him #all to please euijeong's family by using the promotions to prove himself and get rid of the stigma weighing him down #like !!! #and haven't even touched on kicheol wooing euijeong against his buddy's wishes and in such a pure heart fluttering way #accepting the risk for a second chance to bathe in the bright light she used to shine on his life #OMG AND BIBI'S ENTRANCE!! junmo realizing her interest gives him leverage and agency but struggling to use it to his advantage #it's soooo messy and i'm obsessed #that funeral arc is gonna haunt me for years #as is the tension during the pat down which def was supposed to be like a gang pride/dignity/lack of power against the jp folks thing #also testing their relationship and responsibilites as leader subordinate #but felt charged around whether kicheol would protest or junmo would accept the manhandling in totally different 👀 ways #goddamn i wrote an essay and this doesn't even scratch the surface of the meat of the show #tldr; i have many many feelings and for once the 'love triangle' isn't making me gauge out my own eyeballs #it's about power it's about raising the stakes and revealing things about the characters w/o dominating the plot