#but i'm alive

[nysus-temple]

Odysseus: I don't know how many chocolate bars it takes to be happy.

Penelope:

Odysseus: But so far there are more than twenty-seven.

Penelope: I am deeply concerned about you.

#university is murdering me #but i'm alive #i can't work on essays now #odypen #odyssey #odysseus #penelope #incorrect quotes

[sangyoun-nii]

Shigaraki in the midst of battle: join me or i will kill the one you love most in the world!

Bakugo, stopping: really?

Shigaraki, already rejoicing: yes, absolutely!!

Bakugo, looking away: well, I think he will kill you faster, bastard

Shigaraki, turning in the same direction: wha-

Midoriya: *flies in from the foot in the face knocks all the shit out of Tomura*

Bakugo, grinning: fucking my nerd

#bnha au #izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #bakudeku #big brother #dabi #because it's me #bkdk #bakugo katsuki #bakugou x deku #dekubaku #they are in love #and i'm tired #but i'm alive #hello world #bnha #mha #mha bakugou #mha shigaraki #shigaraki tomura #im crying #bakugou katsuki #bakugou fluff

[queer-villain]

Hey friends. I had to quit my job because I'm too mentally ill for it.

When i expressed to my boss that texting me for 2 hours after work about new expectations she wanted completed in the morning made me not want to wake up, her reply was "are you sure this is the job for you?"

So I agreed it wasn't for me (it's not for anyone, but i was the guinea pig)

Anyways, I got another job with much less responsibility for the same pay. But i won't get paid by them for 2 weeks.

If anyone can help me survive the next 2 weeks, I'd be much obliged.

Cashapp is $thanksjupiter

Paypal is @ chaosmirai without the space

#my post #I'm broke #really really broke 😬 #but I'm alive

[trhor]

Three Generations of Reigning Monarchs of Great Briton and Ériu

Father • Son • Granddaughter

• His Majesty King James II - 6 February 2021 - 10 June 2043 • His Majesty King Robert I - 10 June 2043 - 7 September 20?? • Her Majesty Queen Theodora - 7 September 20?? -

#trhoredit #trhor edit #royal simblr #ts4 royal simblr #ts4 royal legacy #royal sim #ts4 edit #ts4edit #sim: king james ii #sim: king robert i #sim: queen theodora #hi hello there #yes i'm still alive #the apathy gremlin decided to pay me a visit #i got burnt out trying to build westminster #it's still not done #but I'm alive #I'm gonna start posting my story again #then just again accept a long break while i struggle to build things #but anyways #here have this #it's my love note to you all #thanks for being nice even if you don't realize it #i have things to catch up on but i'm here #so yay #this makes no sense #but hi i love you all

[slytherindisaster]

I survived my first driving lesson!

#it was terrifying #but I'm alive #and i didn’t crash #next one is going to be on Thursday #so far so good #personal #rambles

[h0m3land3r-exe]

☆Hi guys I'm still alive I swear

☆I'm exhausted and a whole lot of nonsense has been happening in my life so

☆Yeahhhhhh

#ooc #ooc: [out of code] #shit's been #bad #but i'm alive #happy halloween

[boolpropper]

me asfreak being far away from my desktop computer for months on end with my only option of vidya game being TEE ESS FOUR boooooooooooooo

#hi guys #i have been inactive #but i'm alive #school whooping my ass #but SPRING BREAK SOON

[phosphorus-noodles]

i was gonna send an ask crying out "PHO WHERE ARE YOU" and then i realized the last time you posted was yesterday and, in fact, not a whole week ago.

my sense of time is rapidly getting worse jsdiofs

OKAY LISTENDHFJD-

I DID SAY I wouldn't be around bc I didn't think I would have internet- but then I DID not but ALL THE TIME and it was BAD and INCONSISTENT and I'm SORRY but HEY I'm back for... a whole 48 hours until my next trip-! : D

#i'm going insane. #also i'm very jet lagged asjfsfs #but i'm ALIVE #pho.asks #sharpilu

[deadlynightshcde-a]

i'm finally home from the hospital!

#i have to get some more blood work done in a few weeks #but i'm alive #ooc tbd.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[moonloose]

save me Who tf did I marry... save me

#I am late but oh boy am I HOOKED #college has been exhausting #but I'm alive #hihi

[pokimoko]

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

#animation #animated film #animated movies #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #spiderverse #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots 2 #nimona #nimona film #yes i'm posting this specifically because i just watched nimona and am feeling all kinds of things but really these are all PEAK TIER #the fact they have ALL been released within 7 months of each other...like...woah we are thriving right now #stylised animation with its own unique style reflecting the movie i love you forever kissing you on the mouth #films that make me ferally rip up any and all art blocks to shreds #and that's just the animation side of things #i won't get started on the plots. they also make me want to bounce off of walls #hugging all these close to my chest #as well as all the other great animated movies that exist because animation wins all catergories for me always #(let's not forget anime movies either; y'all are beautiful too! keeping 2d animation alive and i'm so here for it)

[rongzhi]

Wuling vans

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #i love brick contraptions #when our chrysler voyager was still alive i had no fear of the road <3 #now i'm like a shaking chiwawa every time i have to go somewhere but that's what driving a prius does to a mf i guess

[keekiiam]

hi this is probably a jumpscare to all of you but I was art1st1cly, I'm just trying to revamp my Tumblr and perhaps try again (for probably the 10th time now /hj)

#I still don't know how it works lmao #but i'm alive #yayyy

[celestebunnie]

Hello I am alive

#Bet you thought you seen the last of me #But I'm alive #On the verge of collapsing #But still alive

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #kinda ? #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #vaggie #my art #and we will never know what else happened on that fake date #except that Vox is still alive after it which is a miracle #also yes I do have the full color HD version of the photo #still haven't decided if I'm gonna do something with that #it's just my desktop background for now #fun fact their poses in the photo was greatly inspired by the “cock shame”/“pussy facing the world” meme