#but like i would have done a drink

[quil12]

The wildest shit happened at work today

Just for context, I work at one of those Starbucks kiosks inside of Target.

This guy comes in saying that he mobile ordered two drinks - we don't do mobile orders here, so that couldn't have happened. He then backtracked saying that he had called ahead of time and paid for drinks over the phone - again, would not have happened - people would have just told him to come in. We told him that we couldn't make the drinks without a receipt (he wanted complicated drinks too - a caramel frap and a blended white mocha) and he started yelling at us, asking to talk to a manager.

We called one over and he left before she got there, so we assumed he was just giving up. Then - like 20 minutes later - he comes back and goes 'this is ridiculous. I've been waiting forever'. And it was like 'sir, you literally left the store'.

And so, man starts yelling at us about how his wife is 6 months pregnant and she just wants a drink. The guy working with me made it for him just so he would leave.

We thought that was the end of it

But, like 30 minutes later, this woman comes up with the drink, saying that 'her friend bought her the drink, but it wasn't what she wanted, so we needed to remake it'. First of all 'friend', not 'husband', so 'pregnant wife' was a complete and total lie. She was significantly less belligerent, but still very rude tbh.

We called over a manager though and she talked to her and basically went, 'your friend came in and was yelling at us to make a drink that he didn't pay for and we made it just so he would leave, so we won't be remaking the drink.' And then she left and I really hope that they don't come back lol

#its just like #the audacity to do that #like honestly #if he had been nice about it #i might have made a drink for him #not a fucking Frappuccino #but like i would have done a drink #but he was so on the defensive from the start and being so rude about it #i like making coffee and stuff #but like... #why are people like that #apparently hes tried this before though #but like literally contrast this with the guy who i made a drink for and then went 'oh im so sorry i meant to ask for almond milk #its fine though you dont need to remake it.' #and because he was polite about it #i was like #'nah no worries i can do that' #like be nice to me and i will literally give you whatever you want

[quesadilla-day]

delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍

#genshin impact #nahida #wanderer #scaramouche #baizhu #qiqi #he's a robot right he can eat that #it's fine #changsheng #art #mine #ummy ummy #YUM YUM #i love to headcanon him eating/drinking strange things #his teapot line about the tea is just crazy #they could've been making him drink ANYTHING and he would have just done it LMAO #motor oil! #gasolina! #fuckin... swamp juice! #kabukimono fresh out of shakkei pavilion eating bugs #eating ROCKS #TT_TT #it would be really funny if he could digest it too #which brings me to #nahida is a plant right so does she eat dirt? #like she eats human food too #BUT. nahida the water drinker the huge water enthusiast #water sunlight and soil baybeee #still thinking about how nahida straight-up turned into a fungus WTF that was so wild #like what the fuck seriously

[skellydun]

IT IS OVER!!!!! WORK IS OVER FOR THE DAY!!!!! EVERYBODY CLAP!!!! YAY END OF WORK DAY!!!

#end of workday would also be good but we will celebrate what we can #i have been part of this charity committee which we love bc its a good cause bUT IM HAPPY ITS OVER!!!! #i am so tired we have done so many team dinners / lunches/ today was the charity happy hour and tomorrow we have a lunch #i cant socialize this much. i cant. im antisocial i am so drained. #i had to drink a Yuengling at the happy hour like a straight dad and worked the door

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Creative Hubris takes another unsuspecting victim.

#non mdzs #It's not even that many pages and I'm getting my ass kicked! #As much as I have been clawing at the walls - I have learned so much! This project pushed me more than I thought it would #I am so excited to share what I've made. I think its actually some of the best work I've ever done. #but I really do feel like I've stumbled back into the room covered in blood and holding a smoothie. #The issue being: at some point the sunken cost fallacy kicks in and you go: #'well I might as well put in extra polish since I've spent so much time on this already' #That's your EVIL BRAIN talking to you who wants you to live in EVIL COMICS LIMBO. #Sorry to my followers who miss the mdzs comics. I went mad at sea for a month and all I brought back was a short comic. #Posting my silly side doodles to bide me time as I continue to drink the sea water. #Set me free into the plains where the horses roam and I will be able to heal <3

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spinda #AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky #whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct #ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way #have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby #ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚ #but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in #shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun #i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café #which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing #it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around #and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere #nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately #not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever #their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig #shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!

[dyketubbo]

i remember seeing someone call tubbo a fully grown adult at 19 (obvs before he turned 20) and i gotta say. i think maybe some people have a really skewed idea of what constitutes as "fully grown". and also what constitutes as properly mature. thinking that at 18/19 (or hell even at 20/21) people are now fully grown and mature is insane to me like yall thats how you get people thinking their life is over at like 23 and that 30 year olds are senior citizens 😭😭 be fr

#this is a problem no matter where you look but i think a lot of ppl in the mcyt fandom esp seem to think once youre- #-considered an adult at all that it automatically means youre fully grown and mature and thats just nooottt really true for most ppl #which i think can lead people down to sort of dangerous paths especially because 'adult' is often defined by age of consent #and theres also some slight cultural differences like even just between the us and the uk where due to 18yr olds being able to drink in- #-the uk (and other places) i think it genuinely causes some dissonance #where i see often in the us that when youre 18/19 youre still treated (id say rightfully) as being rather young and not Truly a grown adult #hence. yk. the term Young Adult #but i think in places where the drinking age is younger it starts causing people to see younger people as more mature #which is also why a lot of predators like to push for the age of consent to be at a younger age like 15 or 16 #and why many lolicons try to point at japans age of consent (which for the record is complicated and not as simple as just 'age of consent- #-is 13') as a defense for how they act #because these sorts of milestones (having sex and drinking) are seen as marks of a true adult. which gets into a whole lot of other #complicated things #and often dangerous things and ways of thinking #ANYWAYS . basically 18/19 isnt fully grown 20 is also hardly fully grown itself #and theres ways to combat people infantilizing tubbo and other creators his age without acting like hes actually #fully grown and mature lol. i promise you humans are not fully grown at 20 years old are you kidding me 😭😭😭😭 #if youre in your 20s you still have a lot of time and space to grow i promise. do not fall for the idea that your life is done by like 23 #idk. im only 18 myself but it just feels insane to me that if i were a creator people would be calling me a fully grown adult #not that im not an adult but i dont think im mature enough to be seen as fully grown and i guess itssss. sad? #to see other people my age think that turning 18 means youre fully grown. just really not true #theres a lot of 30 year olds who still see early 20yr olds as being practically babies we have Not made it to full maturity yet i prommy #mask mews

[starbuck]

we talk a lot about “escaping the narrative,” but keep in mind that the frightening thing about escape is the chance you might end up someplace worse.

#hello. i have been listening to Maize Stalk Drinking Blood for like an hour now #you could ask me about how it’s about ~10 different brbabcs characters - but i wouldn’t tell you because i am Shy ✌🏻 #it Is tho :)) #ANYWAYS #that’s a Ravenous 1999 quote for those who don’t know #but inspired by my currently line of thinking which is that for SOME of the brbabcs characters - there was never any better alternative #not that there wasn’t morally or logically but they quite literally COULDN’T have done anything else than what they did #not because The Narrative Is Controlling Them or whatever - but because they are Fucked In The Head #we might see potential ‘better endings’ for them #but those were completely unattainable bc making any choices other than the terrible ones they made would have killed them anyway #because they couldn’t have stood for it #which is what makes it such an excellent tragedy #also to any moralistic weirdos out there: this isn’t me morally justifying anyone - this is me going :(( #learn the difference and embrace the Tragic Narrative <33

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements

#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice #dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth #but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up #this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo #though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭 #but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]' #so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭 #but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious #bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this' #but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top #but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....' #not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹 #also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic #cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha #oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here #but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup' #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 dutch gp #2005 chinese gp #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #formula one

[moeblob]

There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.

She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"

Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.

#my characters #also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there #and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him #and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst #and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group #and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life #and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster #thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating #thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating #thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him #and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining #she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions #everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend! #cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen #and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND? #and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him #and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work #hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye #so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done #and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat #therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed #and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match #and its never romantic its always platonic #they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends #though they do become friends and hang out eventually! #yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive #oops i fell in love

[radio-4-is-static]

さよーならまたいつか！ | Kenshi Yonezu

誰かと恋に落ちて また砕けて やがて離れ離れ 口の中はたと血が滲んで 空に唾を吐く 瞬け羽を広げ 気儘に飛べ どこまでもゆけ 100年先も憶えてるかな 知らねえけれど さよーならまたいつか！

///

Fall in love, only to be crushеd once again And eventually, go our sеparate ways Blood seeps in my mouth without warning And I spit into the sky Spread your wings and soar Fly away to wherever your heart desires Would we remember in 100 years? Who cares? So long and see you again!

#さよーならまたいつか！ #sayonara #sayonara mata itsuka ! #米津玄師 #kenshi yonezu #音楽 #gif #my gifs #god this mv is so much fun ! #amidst all of the destruction #shattered glass & flying chairs #there goes kenshi yonezu #strolling around #the further back it rewinds the more confident & cheeky he becomes which is such an interesting contrast not just to the events in the mv #but the kind of biting yet light lyrics in the song itself #sooo good !!! #i've been reading a lot of the interviews he's done recently & i gotta give him kudos for questioning why he was approached - as a man - #for a tv show about female struggle for recognition & acceptance in a male dominated field #how he then incorporated the stories of his female friends into the song & acknowledged advantages he may have #he also touches on some other topics like the transience of the human condition & how it matters in one on one relationships #idk ! i liked his perspective 🧐 #also ! on the root beer discourse !! #pleasantly surprised that he enjoyed it so much 😭 #i am very much pro root beer #most of my friends sadly are anti :( #but i would drink sleep & breathe root beer if not for the sugar content #now i just wonder if he tried just the plain stuff or a float #it makes a big difference you see

[catwafers]

nyello @worldwright some millydira for you ;3

(for the @holidayspirits-on-gunsmoke event)

#millydira #holidayspirits on gunsmoke #worldwright #milly thompson #elendira the crimsonnail #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun fanart #very glad i could draw this ship bc i dont think i would have if not for this event c: #idk what milly's drinking but it's spiked LOL theyre both tipsy and flirting <3 #theyre at a christmas party probably idk whose or where or if this is an au or anything #christmas def exists on nml right like they have christianity so they must have christmas #i dont think ive ever drawn an actual christmas themed artwork for any secret santas ive done in the past LOL #my art #artists on tumblr

[transcarcinization]

the panera lemonade discourse kind of annoys me. it's not that the drink has an unreasonable amount of caffeine in general, the issue is 'this lemonade has a similar amount of caffeine as coffee (no one expects this of lemonade) and so you need to drink a similar amount of it as you would coffee (which is not how people typically drink lemonade)'

#personally i like having a coffee level drink thats not coffee and doesn't have taurine like energy drinks #i do think its absolutely irresponsible how little they've done to communicate this lmao #also like. change your cup sizes!!!!!! there is a reason coffee places sell you 8ml-12ml. do that #can you imagine if mcdonalds would sell you a big gulp full of coffee.......

[adrienschat]

*screaming on the top of my lungs* that’s not what Jesus would have wanted

(Venting in tags)

#this is in reference to my brother saying he doesn’t want a relationship with ME cause I’m gay and not living a righteous life #like oh you mean? me ? a sinner ? because I have a girlfriend and drink coffee?? #as opposed to you #not a sinner #even though you cheated on your wife multiple times and assaulted me twice and someone else? and then kicked me out of your hous #when I was homeless in Idaho winter #because your wife was slightly uncomfortable with someone asleep on her couch? you #definitely righteous you #who should be in jail actually for some of the thing s you’ve done? #but no IM the sinner cause I don’t Believe In The True Church #and you’re the sinner because at least you pray and go to church. and Partake of the Lords Sacramrny #please forgive me for saying this but #THATS NOT EHAT JESUS WOULD SAY #SO ACTUALLY FUCK? YOU? #anyway I tore him a new one and now feel so good <3 #I have to rant here or I’ll pass away #hi this is me #Tw #Tw rant #Tw abuse #vent #Tw vent #kicked me out after ONE night #fucjing unbelievable

[why-the-heck-not]

02.06.23, friday

it is friday my dudes !!

#and i've had a stupid week #got the mandatory swedish course done finally #i procrastinated it for 3 years bc it had presentations and an oral exam and my guys I hate those more than anything #and no they did NOT go great but like they got done and that's all that matters #that oral exam tho; it will haunt my nightmares for years to come like a big ouch actually #''could u speak more??'' yeah sure like ?? idk what I'd even say in my actual language and then would have to do that in a language I #actually suck at like ur girlie just doesn't know how to small talk basically #but anyways it's done and yeah I still have a deadline this week for another course #but coding after drinking is a vibe sometimes don't @ me #bookblr #studyblr #booklr #aesthetic #books #study #reading #read #book #studyspo #tw alcohol #alcohol tw #june 2023 #2023

[owlbelly]

god i overdid it so fucking much today on my mission to clean/organize the garage. feet hurt back hurt shaky exhausted but i made some serious progress

also i'm filthy & feel like i need a shower immediately but i can barely stand up lmfao. wish we had a big enough shower to put a shower chair in

#you would think this is a 30mg day but it's not! #i'm getting more done on 20 days & i'm not sure why but i like it. nice to have the option to go up but not always need it #need to fucking remember to sit down & drink water & breathe though

[mochinomnoms]

ARENT TADPOLES,,,like, a solid dark green color,,

wait are eels even green i uhm apologies late night rambling

🇫🇷

I thought that tadpoles were translucent and turn color when they get bigger like eels do. But Imma be honest, I only know as much as I do about morays because I hyperfixate hard and idk much about frogs.

When I get really interested in something I become google for it aksdalkjsdkl

#mochi asks #🇫🇷 anon #i know a lot about transformers for example since ive been into it for like 10 years #its a curse and blessing #same for the history of food but specifically mexican american food in the southwest #for example did you know that hot chocolate was originally from mexico and more bitter #and also did you know that the development of flour tortillas as we know is an extremely recent thing #though most people think of tortillas as the ones from mexico #spain did have a similar flatbread by that name originally that eventually was used to refer to the corn flatbreads made by the indigenous #so now tortillas are synonymous with mexico rather than spain #also tequila can only be made from a very specific blue agave plant that has to be grown from tequila jalisco mexico and distilled too #otherwise its considered mezcal and not tequila #tequila as mexico's national drink is also a recent concept even though mezcal has been drunk by people for hundreds of years #one last thing #the story that tamales were originally made of human meat is a myth and they were often eaten with animal meat seeds fruit and seasonings #ancient mexica women would made them and it was a big ordeal within the family and can take days to make many of them #which is a tradition that still holds up in many modern mexican families today! #okay im done now yall didnt ask for that alskdjalksdjalksj