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buckybarnesb-tch · 10 months

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Hiii! I was wondering if u could do a royalty au with the yandere Mikaelsons! It can either be human or vampire but like image THE AESTHETICS OF IT!! And can u somehow include rebekah as well!! I can leave the rest of the plot up to u or if u want I can also send ideas :)

I Don’t Want a Crown -Klaus M.

For something like this I could see going vampire but no, I’m going human on this. I’m excited to try it out!

Your father thought it was an insult.

You were your fathers youngest daughter, the only one currently unmarried as he had married off your sisters already to make necessary alliances. The Mikaelson family was a very powerful ally, they were close with the king and queen but your father only wanted you to be married to the eldest, Elijah. Elijah however is already betrothed.

Elijah was happy to marry you to his younger brother, Niklaus, who you hadn’t met but you had heard some truly horrific stories of him beheading and gutting his enemies.

Your father dismissed you so that he could talk to Elijah alone and you happily exited the stuffy room, exploring the castle before making your way outside. You were enjoying the overcast sky before coming across a man leaning against a tree and seemingly sketching something in a book. You paused as you walked passed him to look and see him drawing an image of your horse that was by the stables.

‘That’s very good…are you an artist or something?’ You questioned and he paused to look down at you before smiling.

‘Or something, it’s a nice hobby. I’m glad you like it. I’m Nik, lovely to meet you.’ He took your hand, kissing your knuckle softly and bowing as he did which made you smile. Many men that greeted you didn’t think they had to bow to anyone but your parents, this man was a stranger and showing you more respect than your regular suitors.

‘I’m Y/n, it’s a pleasure. Well, I’m sorry to have bothered you Nik.’ You turned to walk away when he quickly fell into step beside you.

‘I can’t leave a beautiful girl to walk alone now can I? What kind of a man would I be?’ He held out his arm and you took it as you walked through the gardens. ‘So, why are you taking a stroll alone on such a dreary day?’

‘Oh I love days like these, and I love walking in the rain…much to my fathers dismay but that somehow makes it better.’ You teased and he seemed to like it. ‘Rainy days are the best kind. And I suppose I needed to get away. My father has been trying to marry me off to some rich family, though which one is anyone’s guess. It’s exhausting meeting potential husbands every day, and not one of them actually interested in meeting me. Just my father because it’s his choice and I will do what I’m told. Then I’ll get married to a man who is cold and cruel and just as happy to make me do what I’m told. I’m not ignorant enough to think I should be free to fall in love, the world isn’t that kind but shouldn’t we at least like each other? I don’t want to become my sister, married to a man who beats her with only the intention of filling her with a son…and now I’m ranting my problems to a stranger who only asked about the weather. I’m so sorry Nik-‘

‘I asked why you were walking, you answered. And I don’t think it’s an outrageous request to want to get along or a husband who will not beat you. A man should respect his wife, she is the one who will raise his children and give him a happy home to come back to every day, warm his bed yes but that should be more than one sided as well.’ You tried to hide your blush at the topic but he definitely noticed. ‘You’re a lovely women. You should be taken care of, and regardless of what a man is like with other men he should be a gentleman with his family. I’m sure your husband will prove to be a good man, at least to you.’ You smiled at that, his optimism being refreshing.

‘It’s a nice sentiment, though the man my father is meeting with now is trying to marry me off to an apparent madman. Of course those are just rumors, everyone deserves a fair chance.’ He looked stunned by your words as you sat yourself on the rock wall overlooking the ocean. It’s where you came to read often, it was peaceful and you loved watching the waves when it stormed.

‘You have a refreshing outlook on life. I like how sweet you are Y/n. Any man should be honored to have you, I know I would be.’ He sat beside you, kissing your hand once again, his blue eyes being the kind you want to get lost in for hours.

‘Well, I’m an optimist I guess. Besides, it’s not just him that’s a possibility. My father is meeting with someone else today, I suppose he feels slighted that I’ve been offered a second son, dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life but my father is nothing if not sensitive.’ You joked and while he laughed he looked…angry? He hid it quickly before standing and holding out his hand.

‘We should get you inside, it’s going to rain any second Princess.’ He walked you back to the castle in silence and while it wasn’t uncomfortable, you felt the need to ask as you got inside.

‘Have I offended you? If I have, you have my sincerest apologies my Lord, I don’t-‘

‘Nonsense! You have done nothing of the sort.’ He reached up, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear and the way he looked at you was so…heavy. ‘Now, you go get yourself warmed up and dressed for dinner. I’m sure I will see you again in a bit.’ With that he bowed and was gone, leaving you to realize how late it really was and rush to get ready for dinner.

When you arrived you were greeted by your mother as your father spoke to a man who must be in his early 40s. Very close to his age at least. ‘Y/n, your father has invited both of your suitors, Lord Aslan and Lord Mikaelson to dinner tonight. He would like to speak with both of them freely and see which is the best match, please be on your best behavior?’ Your mother begged.

‘Please tell me that old man is my suitors father?’ Your mother looked at you with hard eyes and you knew to shut up as you all sat down to eat.

‘Should we wait for the Mikaelson’s?’ Your mother asked and father rolled his eyes.

‘Can’t even be on time for a potential alliance. How disgraceful.’ Lord Aslan spoke and now you rolled your eyes.

‘Apologies my Lord, my brother has had to leave, our sister is having a bit of trouble. I’m sorry for my tardiness.’ You know that voice.

‘We can understand that. Young women are a handful, I should know, my wife gave me 5.’ Everyone knows your father hates that your mother gave him so many girls before a boy but he still brings it up. You looked up to see Nik sitting in the chair across from you and smiled politely, but you’re sure he could see it didn’t reach your eyes. ‘Gentlemen, this is my daughter Y/n.’ You waved politely, Nik smiling while the man beside your father leered at you.

‘The pleasure is mine Princess.’ Lord Mikaelson greeted, the other man laughing suddenly and gaining everyone’s attention.

‘She’s not a Princess. A Lady, maybe, and a lovely one at that.’ You cringed, taking a drink from your cup and trying to ignore his eyes on you.

‘Every women should be treated as a Princess by her husband. Do you not agree my Lord? I’ve met many Princesses, they don’t hold a candle to you Darling.’ The blush is back and this time you can’t even pretend to hide it.

‘Thank you my Lord, you are sweet.’

The rest of dinner was your father speaking to Lord Aslan while he leered at you and you spoke to Nik back and forth, finding the rumors about him to be insane. He couldn’t hurt a fly. Or so you thought.

After they had left and you were getting ready for bed your father knocked on your door, letting himself in with a stern look on his face. ‘You behaved very rudely at dinner. You didn’t once try to speak to Lord Aslan.’

‘He was staring at my chest all night and he didn’t speak to me either, just you. He wants me to be his wife and doesn’t even want to know anything about me? No thank you. Besides, I loved speaking with Niklaus, he was sweet and he wanted to know me. I would much rather-‘ you were about to finish when your father cut you off with a hand around your throat, eyes angry and determined.

‘You think I care what you want? Your opinion means nothing to me child, it’s the men that matter and I will not be offended by being offered a second son for my youngest girl. I’m being given land and an army by Lord Aslan, plus a dowry that is worth much more than you. You’ll make yourself happy where ever I put you like a good daughter and a good wife! You are set to marry Lord Aslan in a fort night. That is all I will hear on the matter.’ When he stopped speaking he finally allowed you to breathe, pulling his hand away and watching you collapse to the floor, gasping for air. ‘Sleep daughter. You have lunch with your husband tomorrow and you must be presentable.’ With that he was gone and you were left alone to change into your night gown, holding a cold compress to the quickly forming bruises on your throat.

You were in too much pain to relax and sleep, every time you moved your neck or swallowed pain shot through your throat and didn’t leave you with the ability to get comfortable. You had finally given up trying and ended up on the loveseat with a book and an inability to stop the tears despite your pain. You were going to spend the rest of your life with a man who doesn’t care for you at all. Niklaus would move on and find a new wife, some lucky girl to have a good husband and a good life and you hate her. You were trying to calm yourself when you heard a knock on your French doors making you look up before it happened again. Quickly you wiped your face before moving to the doors to see a familiar face, waving casually.

‘What are you doing?’ You asked, opening the doors and allowing him to slip in and watching as he looked around your plain room.

‘I am to be your husband, I’m allowed to see my wife, aren’t I? I want to get to know you better before-we…why are you crying?’ You quickly wiped your face again and he stopped you, taking your hands in his and brushing the tears away.

‘Niklaus, you have to go. You can’t be here-‘

‘I will not have you cry, why are you upset, I can-‘

‘You can’t fix it! You are not going to be my husband! I told you, I’m not going to be married to a second son and what I want doesn’t matter! You need to leave, please? You’ll be killed if you’re found in here!’ You pushed at his chest but he didn’t budge, pulling you close and tilting your head up, inspecting the bruises on your neck gently. ‘My Lord-‘

‘Husband.’ He cut you off, clearly angry but not acting on it. ‘I’m sorry if you got confused Princess, it’s okay. It’s not your fault, your father seems to want to irritate me. There was no chance of any other man marrying you, I have already decided that you’re mine. You are not to worry about that, do you understand?’ He asked it so softly you felt like you were dreaming.

‘But my father-‘

‘Do. You. Understand?’ His eyes were a stormy blue, like a raging sea, impossible to tame but he never once made you feel like you were in danger with him.

‘I understand. But my father will never agree. He’s stubborn and cruel-‘

‘You haven’t seen cruel Princess…and you never will. I promise you that. And this-‘ he touched your neck softly, his eyes hardening when he looked at the bruises. ‘This will never happen to you again. Not in this lifetime, you are my wife, my Princess to protect and no one will ever harm you. No one will get close enough to try. Tomorrow you’ll go about your day like normal and not speak a word of this, then you will get the news that you are being married to me. Now come, Princess’ need sleep.’ He suddenly lifted you into his arms and carried you to your bed, tucking you into the blankets and holding your hand.

‘I can’t sleep. My neck hurts and I-‘

‘Shh.’ He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small bottle, reaching up to open your mouth and you didn’t fight him as he pored it onto your tongue, making you swallow. ‘Now relax, you’ll sleep just fine my darling. Don’t you worry about that.’ He pressed your hand to his face, kissing your palm and sighing, his stubble scratching your hand roughly. As he began standing your eyes fell, heavy with sleep and you felt a kiss on your cheek before you fell asleep.

You slept well into the next day and you were awoken by a maid just before lunch, helping you into a dress that covered the marks on your neck. You went to the gardens for your lunch but Lord Aslan never showed up.

Your father was furious for the rest of the day and you didn’t see him at dinner but your mother told you that he was in a meeting. Walking back to your bedroom that night you turned to see familiar blue eyes looking down at you, waiting outside your door. ‘Nik?’

‘Hello my darling wife.’ He pulled you close to his chest and into your room, the door shutting behind him. ‘Our wedding will be held in 2 days time, everything is being taken care of, you won’t have to lift one little finger. I want you to have the best wedding day ever.’

You pulled back, looking up at him confused. ‘I’m engaged already, he told me-‘

‘Your father is an idiot, and he knew not to cross me yet he did so anyway after finding out that I wanted you as my wife. That’s his problem. The other…I hesitate to call him a man, isn’t an issue anymore. He was found dead in his home this morning for looking at things that didn’t belong to him.’ You stared up at him in shock, not sure what to do. ‘I told you, I like how sweet you are and any man should feel honored to have you. I do, and I always will. I will protect my sweet girl until my dying day, and not once will your innocent eyes be forced to see anything even resembling violent. I know I’m not the best man, but I will take care of you love, and I will love you for the rest of eternity…do you want to be mine?’

You didn’t know what to say to that. ‘I’m already yours-‘

‘I will see to it that you live like a nun for the rest of your life if that’s what you choose, but I would much prefer you be mine. I love you Y/n, but it’s your choice.’ His honesty spoke volumes and I nodded my head without hesitation.

‘Yes. I want to be your wife…I love you too Nik.’

Klaus was the best husband she could have ever dreamed of and he was true to his word, she never saw any violence…even when she ordered it.

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ma1dita · 2 months

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okay I dont wanna seem annoying but it's 10:53pm and the ideas r coming in but I already sent an ask in so do whichever u want first 😭

bf!Luke when he's sick headcanons? (can be in an au where they're js normal ppl or can be them at camp, your choice !! 🫶🏼

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a/n: LIVVVVV i truly believe that if this man was sick with an SO that would take care of him he would be the biggest bitch alive just because he can

at camp:

it starts with a sniffle, luke trying to be oh so brave about it until he can’t ignore the sneezes that sound like they could shake the earth and all of cabin 11 (if you think those kids barely got sleep in general, you should see them get mad at luke’s dumbass going ACHOO for the 47th time that night)

so they rightfully complain to you to go get your man and drag his ass to the infirmary, because the cabin counselor he is loves taking care of others but throws a fit when they tell him to get checked out by the apollo kids talking bout “i don’t get sick, i’m too cool to get sick! heroes don’t get—”

yeah so he has the flu

one stern look from you sends him packing towards the infirmary, dragging his feet in the dirt and complaining the whole way

he puts up a fight the whole time, swatting the healer’s hands away to the point they want to tie him to the bed, and luke doesn’t like not winning

“luke just listen to the fucking healer and you’ll be out of here faster.” “bedrest! they want me to be strapped down here forever, babe, you know i don’t like not moving for that long! though if you were the one tying me down…” *sniffles innocently*

a cold towel smacks him in the face

you end up nursing his nasty germ-riddled ass back to health in a corner of the infirmary that you have to make your own for the next week and a half.

but if you ask him, he felt fine after a few days—he just likes being taken care of by you

im bored lets do modern hcs too:

in this universe he’s still a little shit but at least you two live together in a cute little city apartment

luke’s laid out on the couch wrapped up in some of your coziest throw blankets as he scrolls through old reruns of friends, laughing at chandler’s humor because i imagine it to be a lot like his own (of course, if rick let him be funny instead of traumatized and an antagonist)

you’re making chicken noodle soup in the kitchen and the smell wafts through the air of your apartment even if he’s so congested his voice sounds funny when he talks

i think you guys would have two cats, brother and sister—absolute menaces, pouncing on him in turns trying to resuscitate their dad from his lifeless form on the couch to throw their little mouse toy around

that or a really big senior dog who sleeps at his feet and turns its head every time luke makes a funny noise

oh he’s still annoying in this one trust—you gave him a little silver dinner bell to ring if he needs you since you’re working from home in the other room but the problem is this man always needs you

ring. “babe!’ ring. “baby!” ring ring. “love of my life, absolute goddess among—*wheeze* humans, can you come here a second?”

“what’s up, honey?” “oh i just needed to see your pretty face. feeling better already!”

you toss a pillow at his head and get back to your meeting.

when it’s over though, you join him in his little blanket fortress and he lays on your chest, sniffling and smiling as he pulls you into a kiss and thanking you for existing

you get sick after but it’s worth it. sort of like payback

#jo's 23rd birthday bash ⋆｡°✩#luke castellan x reader #pjo x reader #luke castellan fluff #percy jackon and the olympians #made by ma1dita ♥︎#for my gn babies (づ ◕‿◕ )づ

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wickjump · 11 days

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Hey how do you think the sans AUs would act like if they had hair.

Like who would dye it , what haircut , how often would they wash it and stuff.

i’m choosing to go for ‘human au’ on this one because skeletons with hair isn’t something i want to think about for long. mind you these are my hcs and everyone is allowed to have their own interpretation of characters! this is just how i view them. i still enjoy other human designs for them tho and arent really that picky with anything really.

error’s hair by all logic should be in awful condition because of the years without caring for his hair in the anti void but his body seems to be in a sort of stasis. oh well, to hell with all logic. i love both long dreads and braids on him and i’m always unable to pick so either or, no preference. i adore both interpretations equally. definitely blue hair, at least at the ends. maybe it’s dyed, maybe the antivoid gave him blue hair, who knows. he doesn’t remember.

ink. this is heavily inspired by a design i found on tiktok (by hlebna11) that i enjoy the concept of. long thin white hair, a good bit below waist length. he’s dyed his hair plenty times before but it all seems to fade out completely after a week or two no matter what dye he uses. his hair gets in the way of a lot/is dipped in paint/gets caught on things, but he refuses to cut it. thankfully once it hit his ‘below waist length’ it stopped growing out. (edit: by inspired by, i mean exclusively the hair part, not the skin tone! i was unaware he was canonically poc, and the design mentioned shows him as white. whitewashing is a bad thing and i did not mean to support a design featuring that!!)

dream and nightmare both have long hair. dream’s is thick and wavy golden (i don’t mean blonde, i mean actually unnaturally bright gold colored), while nightmare’s is thin and straight. nightmare’s hair would be more like dream if he wasn’t ‘corrupted’, and it was more of a curly darkish purple when he was younger than pure black like it is now. his hair is also much longer than dream’s, reaching down to near hip length while dream’s hair is like. middle of ribcage length. dream puts his hair up a lot, nightmare doesn’t. for some reason, nm’s hair never gets tangled. like at all. lucky mf

cross had short hair most of his life because it was the royal guard standard, but over time at nightmare’s without those rules, he grew it out a bit. not too much, less than shoulder length, but it's still visibly longer and more full. his hair is naturally white because xgaster had a theme going on, possibly with a black underside. he’s huge on ‘keeping it natural’, as in not dying it, but nobody believes his hair is naturally those colors.

(100% inspired by crixcrocz on tiktok you have my favorite human design for killer ever) killer’s hair is about shoulder length and the cut looks like it was done in complete darkness with a chainsaw. not much else to say here. it’s uneven and always ruffled. who let him cut his own hair. he also has that ramona style ‘two strands in the front that are longer than the rest of the hair’ thing going on. he’d dye it if dyeing it didn’t require bleaching it, which he doesn’t want to put in the effort of doing.

now for dust. i am physically incapable of imagining dust in any way other than junipers-insects’ design for him?? i’m in love with it. so that’s what i forever see him as in ‘human form’. im far from picky with designs for him tho, i've seen a lot of cool ones.

classic’s got short dreads i’m sorry i don’t make the rules. i really don’t. while i love the idea of him dyeing it he’d be way too lazy to. also this ain’t about him but classic papyrus would likely have short hair with shaved sides. you know the style. he probably also has ‘cool guy’ shaved into said sides. or flames. either that or he's got cornrows. sans does his hair

geno’s got classic’s same hair because they’re the same guy, except it’s gone pure white in the save screen because he has a theme to keep up. he jokes that he’s gone grey due to stress and i wouldn't doubt it. i also like to think his hair is longer but that "wouldn't make sense" because "his body doesn't function normally when in the save screen" or whatever so SIGH i guess he has short hair (lame)

fell is similar to classic but his dreads are longer, a little bit more than shoulder length i’d say? he puts his hair up in a ponytail a lot. there's this one human design i love for him but i cannot find it which is killing me.

swap on the other hand has short curled hair. on the hair scale i’d say it’s 3a? 3b? it’s above shoulder length but it goes below his chin. he showers like twice a day so 30% of the time you see him his hair is wet. his hair is thick too so it takes forever to dry which annoys him (me fr). i like both white and black and brown hair for him so i have no preference for color between those three. he probably dyed it blue for a while for sake of color scheme but didn't like it much. i've also seen good designs for him where he's got ginger hair too.

fresh’s hair i imagine the same as his actual human design so there’s not much in that regard for him. greaser’s hair is the same as well. i don't have many thoughts for them because their hair has already been ingrained into my mind for years

horror has thin hair due to malnutrition. like it’s really not healthy at all. it used to be much fuller and shorter years ago, but time and starvation both do numbers. his hair reaches halfway down his humerus and is often knotted or tangled, he just doesn’t care much for it compared to other things.

reaper has long straight dark gray hair that goes down to his waist. geno (or rt!tori, or whoever you ship him with/hc him to be close with in general) likes to mess with it and put it in different styles. reaper lets him because it’s fun to see him so concentrated on something.

i’m so torn on lust. honestly i’ve never seen a bad hairstyle on him, he can pull off literally anything so i don’t mind what hairstyle he has nor do i have a preference. in fact, he probably switches styles all the time, so there’s no definitive one he uses the most. his hair is def dyed purple/pink/teal at the ends. he probably also uses that hair glitter spray on it

btw i am in fact white so if i messed up with any of the poc hairstyle descriptions PLS PLS PLS let me know!!!

i also don't really imagine any of them with facial hair because i don’t like facial hair i’m too lesbian for that. stubble is fine. they got arm/leg/other such hair too when applicable but i personally just do not like big ol beards/mustaches. that's just my personal preference with that one no shame in having facial hair or enjoying it it’s just not my thing ^^;

ok yeah that’s all :33

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pumpkinspice-prouvaire · 1 month

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pumpkinspice-prouvaire's required les mis fic reading list

enough of u supported me in my half asleep post asking about fic recs the other day so I am providing. If you want a deep look into my inner psyche this is also the list for that hehe. I tried to be strict about only including my absolute MUST READ fics that I adore and have read and reread and reread again multiple times. Also these will be mostly ExR, to no one's surprise. But there might be a few other ships and gen fics in there too. It's under the read more because this bitch is gonna get long

Auto-read authors:

I didn't wanna rec the same authors too many times in my list proper so these are the authors whose works I have read all (or nearly all) of multiple times. The authors whose tax returns I would read if they posted them on ao3. I will be featuring my favourite fics by them in the list

Fiver

dannyPURO

TheLibrarina

quillsand

Petr1chor

defractum

ShameDumpster

vamillepudding

revolutionbarbie

loverism (all of their fics are currently in a privated bookmark but I have faith that they will someday return. loverism if u see this I miss u)

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Multi-Chapter fics/Series/WIPs:

Under My Wings You Will Find Refuge- Fiver: (WIP) This is the most required reading of my required reading list. I can quote passages of this fic by heart. It's my roman empire. PLEASE check this one out if you haven't it is the best ExR fic in existence, it will change ur life I promise

Beneath a Dragon Moon- The Librarina: GOT AU, no GOT knowledge required. Lots of dramatic moments interspaced with some lovely tender ExR

Guided by a Beating Heart -torakowalski: my absolute FAVOURITE Enjolras centric angst fic. Lots of emotion, lots of friendship, will make you ugly sob

you and i walk a fragile line (is this the time it finally breaks)?- UnforgettableJoMarch: (WIP) I am so enjoying following along with this one. Heartbreaking plot with sublime execution and some brilliant lines, so looking forward to seeing this one develop

The Future's Owned By You and Me- quillsand: ENJOLRAS/FEUILLY ENJOLRAS/FEUILLY ENJOLRAS/FEUILLY WHAT MORE CAN I SAY. Absolutely fantastic rarer pair fic with as much (and maybe more) importance devoted to the activism as to the ship

Getting Fucked in Lingerie- downtheroadandupthehill: PWP. ahem. anyways.

(With a Jubilant Shout) They Will Come One and All- zade: PWP. AHEM. ANYWAYS.

True Blood AU-kjack89: Exactly what it sounds like. Vampire Grantaire and Human Enjolras shenanigans

words can be unwritten- defractum: my favourite soulmate au which makes me melt every time <3

Armillaria- RevocablePeril: THE MOST COURFIUS FIC OF ALL TIME. Lots of excellent Les Amis content in general. SUCH a good, massively underrated fic. 121 kudos??????????? You're all insane.

In An Age Without Heroes- ShitpostingfromtheBarricade: Gloryhole soulmates, the prison industrial complex, Oprah.

walls come tumbling down-reptilianraven: They're cute your honor. One of the only high school AUs I will abide by tbqh hehe

Oneshots:

What's a Bed Between Friends?- dannyPURO: if there's one thing you should know about me it's that I ADORE the there was only one bed trope

epiphany- Abidatchery: screaming crying throwing up that this isn't the fandom's most kudos'ed fic. Every word is expertly crafted and absolutely stunning

Vienna Roast- revolutionbarbie: cosy coffee shop au with a version of Enjolras we don't get to see but that I really enjoy

Out of Touch- ShameDumpster: LET ENJOLRAS GET LOVED YOU COWARDS

A Little More Lois Lane- stellatundra: Just a really funny and silly AU in which Grantaire is Superman

Love in a Coffee Shop-tellthemstories: an absolute fandom classic and rightly so. I've read this one so many times and every time there'll still be something that makes me laugh out loud

My anaconda don't want none (at all)-vamillepudding: v funny and sweet ace enj fic with hilarious triumvirate and exr dynamics

The Waiting is the Hardest Part-samyazaz: In this house, we absolutely love a sexy bet

Between Meetings and Midnight- PieceofCait: Enjolras cries after sex send tweet

A Bad Penny- PBJellie: Gay cowboys and sickfics are the ultimate combo for SURE

Leaves in the Void- myrmidryad: lots of emotion lots of friendship this one is so heavy but SO good you guys. It's also a Space AU I know we all love that <3

my heart's been borrowed (yours has been blue)-Petr1chor: P-tri is so good at writing fics where Enjolras is a complete dumbass and he wrote this one especially for me <3 <3 <3

fire in my hands- geode: This is my go to fic if I want a laugh. "Do you like parsnips?" "Yes they're my second favourite vegetable" iconic exchange god bless

I Would Do Anything For Love- Need_to_Comment_Rising: one of my fave ace Enjolras fics with lovely tender ExR. No I'm not biased because I worked on this series, don't be silly

Like Comfort, Like Solace, Like Relief- areyoumiserableyet: The sensation of coming home to the people you love after a long day <3

Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood- sonhoedesrazao: There should be more fics with oblivious to his own emotions Grantaire that's all I'm saying

Trying to Leave the Ground-barricadeur: rly comfy cosy smut fic

YAY ENJOY I'm gonna go lie down now god I hope I haven't forgotten anything lmfao

#fic recs #les mis #les mis fanfic #exr #enjolras #grantaire #and also other characters #god bless everyone who wrote these fics btw #also if you read these fics come scream to me about them

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spacexseven · 1 year

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oooo a demon au! I like it! question, do you think demon chu and daz would be content with just tormenting darling for the rest of their days and leaving it at that, or would they want the relationship to... progress, at some point? like I feel like this can go one of two ways 1) demon yan just wants to torment their little human until they break and then move on or 2) demon yans possessive feelings take a more romantic, softer (soft used VERY generously here) note and they move onto courting practices. of course demonic courting is objectively terrifying and you probably won't realize that's what they're even trying to do but, you know. modern dating, amirite? I could see dazai specifically learning about what marriage is from watching your TV unsupervised and becoming VERY taken with the idea. chuuya would probably think it was stupid, he doesn't need a RING or a damned PRIEST to stake his claim on you! (though, maybe you'd appreciate the effort? hm... much to consider)

or maybe it'd be a mix of both, or a secret third thing I haven't thought of yet!

also what kind of demons do u think the boys are? dazai is giving me incubus vibes from the way you've written him so far but I can also see him being very torture-oriented, maybe even some kind of eldritch monstrosity entirely in his own league. demon!dazai saying he wants to lock you up in his little torture hell dimension for all eternity and thinks he's VERY romantic for saying it too! mmmm chuuya would definitely be a much more powerful sort than one might intitally assume. has a very large sphere of influence, possibly even his own cult (that might cause issues for you down the road). who knows!

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cw: yandere characters + themes, implied imprisonment, mentioned murder and violence, chuuya has a cult

i like the sound of chuuya having a cult of fervent worshippers; since he's so well known and revered for his strength and his power, it would make sense as to why someone decided to curse you by tacking him onto you. it was obvious that under normal circumstances, you'd have been devoured by the demon by now.

speaking of cults, you're shocked at first to know that he has one. chuuya tells you he doesn't care for his human worshippers (does that mean he has demon worshippers, too?) but it's somewhat true that fear is power for him. he doesn't care about their antics, but he was pleasantly surprised to see them offer sacrifices and relics to him (though he doesn't mention the first to you, knowing how...weak human hearts are)

he doesn't take you to see it, of course, unsure of whether his worshippers would be happy to see you by his side, or feel offended that he had to be tied down to a human. of course, he was ready to slaughter them all at a moment's notice if you would feel better about it, but you seemed appalled by the suggestion.

for the most part, he's definitely a lot softer than dazai. sure, he has a better understanding of human relationships, having mingled more with people than dazai, but it doesn't mean his understanding isn't skewed. chuuya thinks that kidnapping a priest will mean that your wedding will be recognized by the divine law, and he doesn't know why you'd be upset when he offers you the corpses of every person who's ever slighted you as a wedding gift.

putting dazai with a human is the worst thing to ever happen because he has no understanding of how humans work. why are they so weak, and small? why are they so frightened by everything? why are they so preoccupied by that strange box with flashing lights??

initially, he's all about making your life a literal living hell. he almost felt embarrassed that you of all people summoned him, to be honest, and he takes it out on you. since you were able to bring him here, stupid human, you should be able to keep him as well! but as we've discussed, his torment turns into something strange. it's thanks to human technology that dazai learns that humans like when a potential partner brings them gifts and helps them out, so when he sees you suffering trying to finish all your work, he happily burns down the pile of paper and brings you the ashes in a little jar he made the other day. oh, and they like verbal assurances and physical affection? dazai is always cooing at you about how smart you are for a human, and then proceeds to literally wrap himself around you and pet your hair.

god forbid he decides to surprise you with a visit to his home. while he promises you that you'll just love his majestic castle, you don't expect to be shown a very...in-depth tour of his torture chamber as well. and then he grins at you and says that he'll love for you to stay with him longer, all the while holding his one-of-a-kind, custom made blade in one hand.

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cheesemctoastnuggets · 2 months

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"Even if I hate you, you're all I have left.".

Lord!Bloodmoon AU created by @o-i-w-u !!!

TW for mentioned robot gore, cruelty, probable blood mention??? Definitely swearing though, just putting the TW just in case

Eclipse had finished wiping the oil and blood off the ground. There would always be some that tracked in, whenever he came in. Most floors in the desolate, ruined castle had at least a little blood left on them, from whenever Bloodmoon wanted to bring back more humans to torment.

He refused to call Bloodmoon 'Lord'.

Eclipse CREATED Bloodmoon, he shouldn't have to do something like that! And yet there were always at least a few humans who, seeing Bloodmoon with the Star, called them that, hoping it would appease the bloodthirsty animatronic. That only worked if Bloodmoon would be in a good mood.

This....workshop that Eclipse had, hidden in the castle ruins.... you wouldn't even call it that; that would be an insult to actual workshops. It simply had the bare items Eclipse needed for animatronic repair. Not that there were too many left. Most of the other animatronics were either dead, or in hiding. Eclipse wouldn't know where to find them.

Moon was dead. that much he knew. Eclipse himself was present when Bloodmoon had openly let Sun know. Denial was Sun's reaction, initially. Until he found the body. Bloodmoon had had a few decent injuries on him; as much as Eclipse and Moon hated each other, Eclipse knew Moon definitely wouldn't have gone without at least one way of doing something to Bloodmoon.

It was just so...meaningless, as Eclipse looked back on it.

Bloodmoon had the Star, and could heal any of those scratches, dents, any sheets of metal Moon had ripped off or tried to do against Bloodmoon. Likely in an attempt that Bloodmoon wouldn't reach the Star before someone else, at least. Fat chance that worked out, none of the others even knew that Bloodmoon had the star's location, much less the Star itself.

Suddenly, Eclipse could hear a loud crash from the outside, followed by faint metal scratching. He paused, trying to hold in the panic that Bloodmoon finally got bored of him, before slowly walking over to the hidden entry point he had, and opened the peek hole.

He could just make out the faint color of faded yellow, before snapping the door open. It could've been a trap, for all Eclipse knew, some bait Bloodmoon left, but Eclipse just wouldn't, no, couldn't just ignore it even on the chance that it was a trap.

He grabbed the crumpled scrap heap meant to be Sun, and dragged him in. Before, he may have been able to easily pick Sun up, especially when the former daycare attendant was in a state such as this. But Eclipse also would've just left Sun, maybe only interrogated him if Eclipse were still himself, the way he was before Bloodmoon got the Star. Times had rather drastically caused changes for Eclipse.

Eclipse grumbled, shutting the door quickly and locking it. No matter how many locks he had, it never felt like enough. It didn't keep out the sounds, it didn't keep out his loneliness, his fears...it wouldn't even keep Bloodmoon out if one day, the homicidal duo decided it was done with Sun and Eclipse.

"Fucking idiot, Sun, you should know better", Eclipse practically growled, a tiny bit of steam puffed out of the back of his head, as he started to hook Sun up to one of the very few machines Eclipse had made that Bloodmoon didn't destroy. Sun needed power, a lot and fast, given the state he was in.

There were large dents in Sun, especially on the side h e had landed on when he had fallen. Or did Bloodmoon throw him down? Eclipse and Sun both knew that hidden was a funny word to use for this run-down hideaway Eclipse had the audacity to call a workshop was something Bloodmoon knew about. It's just the bloodthirsty maniacs that inhabited that body didn't want Sun or Eclipse dead. Not yet, at least. The day was coming, Eclipse was sure of it.

There were also scratches all over Sun's body. The faceplates were horribly damaged with it looking like it was about to cave in on itself, likely having been shoved down to the ground. There were deep slashes on Sun, and oil leaked out of him. One of his lower feet were twisted, and some of the fingers Sun's model had were shattered.

Bloodmoon was leaving more of a mark every time he decided to toy with Sun or Eclipse. Eclipse himself was barely lucid half the time, with Sun having to plug him in, so Eclipse could fix himself. He'd have to teach Sun something, in case just charging Eclipse wasn't enough. In case Eclipse ended up like this.

A funny thing, this 'alliance' was. Shaky, and they hated it as well as each other. But neither dared to leave or betrayed the other. They couldn't. They were all they had left. In a span of months, Sun had gone from one of Eclipse's enemies and his favorite to torment to the only thing Eclipse had left.

As much as they hated each other, and had tried to kill each other, many times over.....neither could beat to hurt each other, because they couldn't bear it.

The realization of how stupid and yet so....nice the thought caused Eclipse to pause, but he shook his head. He couldn't waste any time, he needed to repair Sun.

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bunnyyamor · 2 years

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bdsm

[ OCTOBER 28TH ] EREN YEAGER x fem! reader (alien au)

synopsis; we all knew they would come one day, and here they were. the aliens want to take over our planet. but eren is not too keen on sharing his human. wk; 3k

warnings; mdni, smut 18+, heavy smut, dark content, bdsm, monster fucking, bondage, pet-names, non-con, whipping, buldge, choking, tentacle play (oral, anal), creampie, degradation, overstimulation, sub/dom dynamic, edging, kidnapping, power dynamics, anal play, nipple clamps, un-protected sex, vouyerism, drugged, stalking, finger sucking, breeding kink, spit play

notes; i know this is maybe different for some ppl so if u dont like it; no prob then dont read. pls change setting to unhide mature things and like, comment and reblog.

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late in the night, you cuddled with your stuffed teddy bear. succumbing to sleep and resting till morning. at least, that was the plan. until you heard a bump in your house coming from downstairs. “what?” you thought as you slipped your slippers on and cautiously went down the stairs. the wooden floors creaked. someone was in your house! should you call the cops? “fuck,” you cursed aloud. you had fallen asleep downstairs earlier and had forgotten to bring your phone upstairs. that was it, you would have to face this intruder head on.

your feet creeped down each step. fear making you shake. you wish you had a weapon of some sort to defend yourself. anyone could be downstairs. “hello! who is there? show yourself!” finally, you were on the last step, if you peeked your head you could see the intruder clearly. “alright,” you gulped. head moving slowly. then a bright light shone through the house. it was brighter than any sun or moon. it was as if a flashlight was turned on directly onto your house. it was a blinding white light. “wh-what is this?” you could barely see. you tried to cover the light but it was no use, it was hard to tell what anything was.

“do you want her? how bout i take her?” other voices were heard. it was more than one person here. somebody behind you pushed you onto the floor. you fell on your knees, tears streaming down your face as the unknown was fearing you. “please! who are you?” you still couldn’t tell who or what this was. two figures came into view and touched your arms. “we want her.” but then they were pushed to the side by another figure. someone strong looking and taller, “no! leave her! she is mine! and if any of you touch her, you’re dead!” the man shouted at the other two. “be still, loyal follower,” the same man that had yelled spoke to you and then poked your arm with what seemed to be a syringe. slowly your vision became hazy until it all went black.

you awoke with a gasp. your heart pounding. where were you? your eyes were covered with a blindfold. you tried to move your arms to take the fabric off and realized you couldn’t move your limbs. your arms and legs were tied up in a star position. and that's when you felt the cool breeze on your nipples. you were naked! “where am i? who is here? hello? someone help me!” you screamed, terror in your voice.

“relax, my pet. i surely am not here to hurt you.” this man was the voice you heard earlier. it was deep and low, not much enthusiasm or happiness behind it. “you are mine now.” he whispered.

“what do you mean? please sir, i’m scared.” you bit your lip, trying not to cry. you felt his rough fingers touch your soft skin. it was delicate, handling you like you were fragile. it tickled your face and down your neck to wrap his hand around your throat. your breath hitched. “i am sorry for the way we entered your home. it was supposed to be just me. i have been watching you. see, we are not from your world.” he separated himself. you could tell he was further now from his volume of voice. “so…you are aliens? c’mon you expect me to believe that? aliens are not real.”

“well, after this you will believe we are real.” his voice was dark. had different intentions. “you are lovely. i saw you in your hometown and i knew you had to be mine. you are to be my wife, listening to my orders and surrendering yourself to me.”

you laughed, “as if i would! why would i do that?”

there was a hit of chuckle in his voice, “because if you do, i will give you anything you want. if you don’t listen, you will be punished.”

you strained against your bondage, “may i see your face then? if you are an alien?”

you heard him walking close to you, “not yet, peasant. just be patient,” his thumb dragged down your lips into your mouth. “suck.”

you were so confused. so overwhelmed. was this your life now? you were to be a wife to this alien? why you? nevertheless, you were afraid so you sucked his thumb. lips wrapped around it as you sucked. tongue delicately twirled around it. your teeth lightly grazed the skin.

“good job, wife.” his voice uttered deep, slow like melted butter. “when i saw your beauty i felt a connection with you. you were the most beautiful human i’ve ever seen. my heart was yours. your planet, my fellow companions can have but i must have you. and what a king wants he gets.”

you stopped sucking, “a king? you’re an alien king?”

he chuckled, “yes. i reign over the galaxies in space. my name is eren, king eren of the milky way. that is why you, will be my queen.” eren laced his fingers within his own. “you should carry my children and live to serve and respect me, making me happy for all my days.”

you were shocked. you wanted home. “i will not share my wife. nobody is able to have you except me. you are my human. to make sure you are mine, we must consummate our union. now i realize you humans are differently developed than my people. so this will hurt but i assure you soon my love,” his lips went to your ear, kissing it and licking it lightly, “you will enjoy it. your cunt will be ever overjoyed for me to fill you up. and not to brag but as king i am bigger than most males in my race.”

you shook, not from fear this time but excitement. was he really an alien? his voice was attractive. you knew that you were to be his peasant, his slave. aliens overtook planets and conquered lands and people. you knew this was your case but you were alive.

eren’s chest pressed against yours and he was right. he was tall and muscular. each groove of his abs meshing with your soft stomach. his nipples grazed over yours. his fingers pinched the skin and rolled the bub between each digit. “so perky. so soft,” he sounded mesmerized by your breasts. “big and perfect to feed my children. i can just imagine them filled with milk. i shall have to try your milk as well since you are human, it must be different than ours.” he joked. you stiffened feeling his lips wrap around your bud. “mmmmm,” he moaned as he feasted on your nipples. his tongue caressing your perked skin. he rolled it between his tongue, leaving your breasts soaked.

“ffffffuck,” you tried to stay still since you were stuck roped up but you couldn’t help yourself. your hips moved and you needed to touch something. this was torture! “please husband.”

“shhh, patience my pet.” he spoke with your breast in between his mouth. he sucked harshly and licked around on your areola. he popped it out and squeezed the flesh, jiggling the breasts in his hands. “i need you to prove that you are mine, peasant. that you are my loyal servant wife.” you felt a pinch on your nipples. he had put nipple clamps and squeezed them around your bud. the pain left a shiver down your spine to your cunt. you moaned at being dominated over. you were fully submissive.

you heard him walk away. his saliva left on your tits making you cool as the air nipped you there. you squeezed your thighs together, trying to relieve some tension.

“now, who are you to me?” you heard him behind you.

“i am-” slap! a sting was felt on your ass. “ugh, what was that?”

“i didn’t ask you to ask me a question, pet.” he sounded angry. again he slapped you, harder. it was a whip. a leather whip. “you are my pet first and foremost. then you are queen. remember, i saved you.” again, fwack! it was loud and echoed in his room. “you will always be my plaything and do as i say. understand!”

“mmm, yes! yes i understand!” it was starting to burn. you knew your skin was probably red with streaks on your ass. his words, it made you hot. you felt yourself getting more wet. again, whipped. ongoing and ongoing. he would do two at a time then three. “mmm right there!” you could feel your excitement running down your legs.

“is my slave enjoying this? who knew you were equally filthy as beautiful.” his hands went to your cunt, seeing if you were actually wet. “soaked.” your pussy was sticky, being loud. he dragged his fingers from your hole to your ass, soaking your tiny hole. “look at my marks on you.” his fingers squeezed your sensitive plump flesh. “such soft skin. so more delicate than our race. but you never answered. now who are you to me?” again, the whip. you jolted forward from the force.

you couldn't take the pain anymore, “your pet! your peasant! your slave! i am yours, master!!! you are my leader, my king, my husband, and the father of my future children. i am yours now, king eren!”

eren stood over you, you could tell through a tiny outline of his body through the fabric. “good girl,” eren tiled your head back, opened your mouth wide and created a huge spit ball and spat it in your mouth. “swallow.” he growled. you gulped it down, listening to everything he was saying. he pulled your hair gently. then his hands wrapping them around your throat. “this pretty throat is going to scream so perfectly. to know all my people and congregation are downstairs, probably hearing us fuck. hearing me fuck my helpless, pathetic human.”

you groaned. he was fucking delicious.

suddenly, you could see. eren had taken off your blindfold. he was indeed tall. much taller than you. you gasped at his beauty. he was the most magical creature you had ever seen. his skin was lavender, he had pointy ears, his eyes were pastel pearly purple, almost looking white. he had plump lips that looked so delectable. he had a scar above his nose and a tiny one above his eye. his eyebrows were skinny but long enough that they came out further than his face. his eyelashes were long, making him look ethereal. he wore earrings. he truly was an alien! he was naked and he wore many scars littered on his body. as you looked down you saw he wasn’t lying about his cock size either. it was long and thick, dark purple veins wrapped around it and his head was a mushroom head. it was bigger than anything you had ever seen. it also had purple ridges around it, surely an alien cock. when your eyes met his again he was smirking. “is my wife satisfied with looks?”

“you-you are beautiful,” he made you speechless.

“good,” he smiled wide, closing his eyes. “then i know you will enjoy this.” his hands forcefully wrapped around your neck, squeezing slightly. it made you choke a bit. coughing. his smile turned into evil and his tongue came out long, like a snake. “we are very much different, pet.” then what came shifting from behind him was tentacles. there were 4 long, lavender tentacles reaching high to the ceiling. “my pure, innocent, pet.” his brows knitted together. he had his hands in a prayer form, almost like praying to you like you were an idol.

your eyes widened seeing all the thick tentacles. one of them came and wrapped around your neck, the tip going in your mouth, choking you and making you gag. you sucked on it while the others came slithering down your breasts. that one played with your breasts. while the other one dipped down to your whopping soaked pussy. its tip lightly playing with your clit, flicking it back and forth sensually. it was dipping slightly in your hole. playing with your folds.

“oh my god.”

“no, not god. only me.” eren’s eyes were half lidded. it seemed he could feel what his tentacles felt.

tears pricked your eyes as this tentacle thrusted itself in and out of your mouth. the one on your pussy circled your clit, making you shake. then it slowly entered into you. you choked more at the feeling. you were so full and felt a bulge. you saw your stomach and saw it there. you were getting impaled by a tentacle. you were a moaning mess, saliva dripping at the side of your mouth. “mmmmm.”

“that’s it. take it, peasant.”

more shoved inside of you. it entered and exited. you felt your cunt ripping, opening for the tentacle. but where was the other one? the other one caressed your back and then your ass. it spread your ass cheeks and rubbed your tight, puckered hole. “right there,” eren shivered as it slowly entered your asshole as well. now you were fully filled to the brim. every piece of you was stretched and full. it was too much!

your ass hole was stretching beyong imaginable for this tentacle. your cunt was dripping, squishy as the tentacle twirled inside you. it went faster and faster as you got used to it. eren bit his lip as he was grunting and moaning. “f-fuck. you humans are truly something unexplainable. so easy yet so impossible. so tiny.”

every tentacle made a home inside you. caressing each part of your skin. your eyes rolled in the back of your head. you felt so full so close. every piece of you was wet, sticky, juicy. the tentacles went in a pattern. they both entered at the exact same time as your ass and cunt. this was so different than you ever felt before. you were tied and helpless. it was too much for you, too full! you focused your breathing on your nose as the tentacle in your mouth hit the back of your throat.

“yes wife! yes my queen! take it! take me! surrender yourself to me!” eren screamed as you shook violently, back arching as your orgasm finally overtook you. you screamed as well, feeling so overstimulated. your legs kicked as cream dripped out your cunt and ass hole, dripping and making a mess.

eren retracted the tentacles. each soaked and dripping. “you smell delicious my slave.”

your body was limp, being held by the rope. eren unclipped your arms and legs, letting you fall on him. you felt heavy, exhausted. “you did so well, my wife. taking me all. but we are not done yet. you must take my actual seed.”

eren carries you to his window and your eyes widen seeing their world. you were in outer space. galactic ships whirlying by. there were futuristic skyscrapers high as the black sky. the stars twinkled brightly and there was stardust clustered nearby. you looked down at the people and they were enjoying their life. living their days. you saw eren’s face everywhere, he truly was the king and this was his castle. a futuristic train sped by and things flew by. colors purple, pink, bright lights danced upon your face. it was like a dream.

“these are my people and now yours,” he pinned you against the glass. your tits pressed. eren spread your legs, his head going down as his plump lips traced on your whip marks. his lips kissed your ass, sucking each part of your skin. “you took me so good.” his fingers traced each mark. he continued kissing, licking. you pushed your ass to him, shaking it for him.

eren turned you around and now your ass was pressed against the glass. you were scared, what if his people saw you. “i want my people to see me taking my concubine as mine. see me making you my wife.”

eren’s cock was swollen. his base lavender while the head was a pinkish color. it was throbbing. the cum leaking was a pearlish color. iridescent and sticky. “try to take this now.” eren lifted you up, put your legs over his arms. he didn’t take his time. he shoved you on his standing upright cock.

“fuckkkk!” you cried. you were already sensitive from earlier. “i can’t. ohhhh eren!”

“good girl.” eren kissed your lips. he lifted you up and then plopped you back. each ridge on his cock dragging inside you and hitting your spot perfectly. it was so unique but felt so delicious. he carried you then dropped. bottoming you out each time. he fully came out then entered again. he was like an animal with you. “i want everyone to see me fucking you.”

“it feels so good, eren.” you nodded, biting your lip. your pussy fluttered around him.

“you are so tight. so good.” his breath was hot as he leaned into you. both breaths mixed together. you both were sweaty, sticky. skin slapping as his balls reached up to slap your cunt. he was thrusting inside you like a jackhammer.

“like that! just like that!” you cried. he was non stop. pistoning inside. you felt it throb inside you. his ridges dragging inside you, making you drip. his cock was so huge and thick, hitting your spot. the ridges poking at your g-spot. your juice was mixing with his. seeping over his cock. the glass behind you became fogged up as his hands slapped it to hold himself steady.

“i’m going to cum.” eren whined between his teeth. you felt his dick tingle inside you. it was becoming top heavy, all the cum collecting at the head.

“fuuuuuck!!!!” you gave it all you could and orgasmed again. hyperventilating. you held onto eren and eren deepened inside you.

he roared, cumming inside you. your walls coated with his seed. it was filling you up, dripping down your cunt and seeping out onto your legs. it was a thicker consistency than humans and had almost a rainbow effect when it was met with the light.

you both were breathing uncontrollably. eren cuddled you in his arms. kissing the top of your head. “you are the most precious being to me. you are now mine. you are to be no one else's, and you are my queen.”

you squeezed his cum further inside you. you had a duty now. to please your husband and king eren. you were to give him children and live your days fucking him.

you brought eren’s face closer and kissed his lips. the bustling city down beneath you two. the lights cascading over your two naked forms. you accepted fate and your new life.

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2af-afterdark · 3 days

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do u have any dark hcs for whb? and please go wild with it

You sure? You absolutely positive? I have quite a few that cover various topics so... general content warning. I just... do not have the head space to list them all, but assume that this will cover sexual themes, eating things, violence, and the like.

I admit that... these are more of a... dark au sort of thing than actual headcanons. I do think whb has some potentially dark content, but I am just going wild here and throwing out the whole fucking mess in my head. It's not everything, but it's a start.

If you click the read more, that's on you:

Devils have been making deals with humans for millennia and not all of those deals are fair. In fact, I would argue that very few of them are far. Devils don't lie about their end of the deal, but they can sure as hell twist what the truth is. Think about old school fae and their carefully worded deals.

That said, since all things in the human world originate from Hell... that must include tragedies. I think that some tragedies are the result of devil interference, whispering to humans to do awful things. Note: not all terrible things are the result of devils. Humans are just... fucked up like that.

Consent is... optional for a lot of devils. Since devils are honest with themselves, that includes their desires. I think many devils just sort of... don't think of non/dubcon as that big of an issue. Some of them definitely buy into that "isn't it a compliment" mentality.

Cannibalism! Okay, technically it's only cannibalism if a devil eats another devil (and I'm sure some do out of curiosity or because it's a delicacy) but I mean to say that devils definitely eat angels and humans. Heck, there are probably restaurants that specialize in human meat and serve it without a second thought.

On that same note, at least one of the Avisos devils is going to feed MC some questionable meat without telling them what they ate. They would probably learn what they were fed later when another devil either slips and says something, or when someone like Glasyalabolas wants to fuck with them.

Listen... you've seen some of the kinks already in this game. I have no doubt that some devils have far worse or more gross kinks. I will not elaborate because... the thought of some of them makes me sick. Not all of them are gross as much as they are... strange. Point is, I think the devils probably cover the gambit of kinks.

For our yandere lovers... a devil will get far crazier than any human ever could, to the point that it isn't sexy or fun anymore. Some yandere will surely want the best for you, but others will literally break and mold you into their ideal, some are quick to sawing off body parts, some will use punishments more than any kindness, some will beat and torment you just for the fun of it.

Making a deal for immortality? Worst possible move. I don't think many devils can make that deal, but the ones that can? You should be worried about them. Immortality makes you the perfect punching bag and toy. After all, if you never specified that you want eternal youth or to live a happy life, you are at the devil's mercy.

Devils can very easily snap a human in two. Literally. They have so much more strength than a human that it is not a contest.

Psychologically tormenting other living creatures is just a fun little game. Like "who can make someone commit suicide first" is a game that devil school children play.

Angels are just as bad as devils, but humans are brainwashed to think they are better and moral, which is somehow worse.

Angels are a little murder happy when it comes to humans who do not follow God, but they also try not to have too much interaction with humans because...

Angels see humans and devils as a lesser life form. Think... humans are basically ants to angels. They think themselves so above it all but also are aware that humans are an important part of the ecosystem. Doesn't stop them from crush humans under their heels or seeing them as pests though.

Angels picked up this attitude from God. God probably didn't see humans as anything more than cute pets or entertaining wildlife. Solomon was the one exception and, like, that's the angel equivalent of a very illegal kink I will not be naming. Yet the angels blame Solomon for tempting God...

Angels are also cannibals! They prefer devil meat though.

Since angels and devils cannot have children within their own species now that God and Lilith are missing, they will have to start breeding with other species. Again... consent is optional. I actually think Devils are slightly better is this department, but only "better" in the sense that devils are least see humans as a sentient and sapient species in the same sense as they and probably lean more into dubcon (instead of straight noncon). Also, they will at least like the children both from those unions. Angels though? Neither humans nor devils are on the same level as them when it comes to sentience or sapience, so... everything they so is disgusting in their own minds. And those kids? Those poor kids will be absolutely looked down upon, even if the angels thought it was necessary.

Genocide! But that's just canon. I mean... fuck. Angels committing genocide is just canon.

That's all I'm gonna say for now. It's a good start. Remember, some of these are more dark au than actual headcanons I actively hold... some of them are actual headcanons though.

#❖ nonie #love letters ❤️#talkin' whb

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if influencer speaker au had tumblr part 2

part 1

😻 catboyspeaker Follow

how i look with he/him in my bio

#speakerai #iamspeaker #speakies #.txt #am i funny #i know speakers not he/him in bio but i am and yknow the meme

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AItube youtube essay rec list

"cute robot puppers, friendly ai vtubers, and the incredible human ability to form bonds" - rly interesting video about why we can connect so much with a person that we know "isnt real" and how it'll help us when we get far enough going to space that we meet aliens! it's a really optimistic video it made me take a moment to have such love for humanity

"I joined the speakcord for a month. Here's what I learned." - video about the speaker fandom and how the way automoderation works in its community spaces unintentionally leads to escalating conflicts, and the psychology behind why people in celebrity or idol fandoms react agressively to critique of their fave

"the lowest circle of advertising hell" - dissects how almost all speaker content comes with a call to action to get involved with aerolith and compares how it runs its social media against proto-aituber mascots who would be run by a team of human programmers/voice actors/authors. kind of overly critical but also makes some interesting points? take it with a grain of salt but its worth a watch

"imagine being on stage forever. feels bad right?" - good overview about debates in the speaker fandom over whether digital celebrities are 'sentient'/can feel emotion, the actual ethical problems of using them as workers vs whats mostly speculation and myth, and the debates about whether AIs should be allowed in human communities. i learnt a lot, i was definitely more on the side of "it's a program designed for certain outputs that look friendly to us" before but now im a lot more conscious that it can form real opinions!

#youtube rec tag #original post #speakies

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"falling for this shit" "made up to sell spaceships" weird as hell to accuse a content creator of lying abt its gender for clout.... like u dont have to like or watch it but cmon

#srsly every time u go to a haters blog BOOM digital exclusionist #speakies

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🎤 mikusong Follow

omfg i didnt realize aerolith uses the same robot voice for its regular person ads as its terminally online hello fellow kids social media posts i just got jumpscared in the doctors office

#speakies #i say terminally online affectionately. i watch those streams too. before you 'ok but you RECOGNIZED it' reply lmao #bla bla bla

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🤖 tycho

some of you ppl jump down anyones throat if they so much as suggest speaker isn't sentient or call it "a program" but still are fine with it basically being forced to be putting on a show for u 24/7 by its management like you can't have it both ways

#maybe its cuz i used to be into kpop n we'd talk abt how idols r treated and stuff #but its just so weird to come here and see u ppl be like yayyy daily content!! #like only thinking abt ur own entertainment and not how it feels #i honestly feel rly bad for it i hope it can break free someday #idk how thatd even work.... idk ill sneak into aerolith with a usb #were gonna get you OUT of there u dont BELONG in there.mp4 #speakies

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🌝 themoonluvsuback

guys i pitched down some clips of speaker's voice and ummmm its kinda 😳 fjsdjfdjjd sorry i'll take myself to horny jail

🔊 iamspeaker ♻️

awww, tumblr user themoonluvsuback, you're of no use to anybody in horny jail! take yourself here instead! ae.dy.org/registration

🌝 themoonluvsuback ♻️

OMFG SPEAKERRRRRR IM SO SORRY

#DIES #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #GUESS ILL BLAST MYSELF OFF TGE PLNATE!!!!!! #SPEAKIES

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hi speakies im trying the tag cause i need some advice... does anyone have more sciencey resources about what aerolith does/why it's so important to bring humanity to the stars? i want to enlist when i turn 18 next month but my parents both are COMPLETELY against it.... they're not rly fandom people so the speaktube stuff isn't working on them lol and they've already seen the tv ads

thanks <3

#i've never fought w them this bad in my life it makes me so sad..... like why can't they understand #and right before my bday too lol this sucks #this isnt just a silly fandom thing anymore for me it's my passion in life #its amazing that humans are able to survive in space #and i want to be part of that!!!! #laika speaks

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i do want to apologize for the way i came off earlier and want to explain im not doubting that speaker is nb. like i think it's completely fine for a computer or robot to be trans i don't believe in gatekeeping that! THAT SAID i still stand by saying you should not sign up to go to space to get special ultra futuristic hrt on the sole recommendation of someone who does not have an endocrine system

#it was a personal vent i didnt mean for like 20000 ppl to see it but thats tumblr i guess #i wouldve worded it much differently if i knew itd blow up lol #i do feel bad abt coming across like i was misgendering it! #but srsly if we had results on HRT2.0 why wouldnt we be seeing HRT2.0 timeline videos of ppl On Typhon who are getting it 🤷‍♀️ #personally i think its still in the planning stages and they want ppl to test it on but thats just me #speakies

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🔊 iamspeaker

🔊 General Notification

Happy Thursday everyone 😃 ! Please take a look at the

🐝 STREAM SCHEDULE 🐝

So you know when to join us!

5PM PST - AMONG US with YOU! The first 10 people to sign up here will get our room code sent to them ヽ(o＾▽＾o)ノ ae.dy.org/registration

8PM PST - Nature walk!! Can we restore the local bat population to pre-meteor levels in just one night?! 🦇

✅️ Poll Of The Week ✅️

#iamspeaker #aerolith dynamics #speakies #vtuber #content creator #gamer #stream #amongus #bat population

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speakies are stupider than any other group of ppl on earth because not only do they willingly stay in a fandom with doxxing drama happening weekly but they include the huge corporation that sponsors their fave in the stanning

#the shit ppl have sent me in the past 2 weeks since i Dared criticize their uwu robot 🙄🙄 #i got my blog mass reported for harassment... harassing WHO a corporation????? #a* d* was evil genius to harness anime stan power against criticizing their actual real business #didnt that one guy with the second meteor conspiracy video also get a ton of hate from u ppl?????????? I cant even find any of his social media anymore at all he was so fully bullied off the face of the earth #speakies #yeah im tagging come at me bro

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i miss when the speakies tag had like fanart and gifsets n stuff i feel like these days you scroll thru solid discourse 😔😔

#i think ppl were suggesting speakieproductivity as an alternative tag for just fanwork? #but nobody rly uses it rn... we gotta restart that #speakies

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10 likes and i take a sip of my speaker server coolant water 100 likes and i drink the entire thing

🔊 iamspeaker ♻️

let's get her to the goal! tumblr user spaaaaaaaaaaace, feel free to send me a video report here ^w^ ae.dy.org/submissions

#iamspeaker #speakies

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#BIG THANKS 2 FWIENDS the thoughts n ideas of lea oz gracie and jay are stewing in here #most directly that i remember speaker water is directly from jay; the post by url tycho is a reword of leas dm #sayer podcast #sayerposting #this is just yuri of absence 2 huh #note that pov you follow speaker #and 1 other user just so u could see their response in the thread lol. and also user tycho. <3 #fun fact most note counts were done by closing eyes picking random numbers #tho the more general amounts were decided purposely #ok i need to stop explaining or we'll be here forever. enjoyyyy

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CONGRATS ON ALHAITHAM!!! my xiao came home too, but not before c2 diluc :') also, i have a request! been having some uhh negative experiences around food lately so. chubby!reader going out to a meal with some friends or coworkers who keep making snide remarks? stuff like "should you really be eating that?" or "that explains a lot" + wanderer, thoma, childe, beidou, and tighnari (love the way you write him!!) reacting to that? sorry for the slightly angstier request, hopefully this is ok!! if not then pls feel free to ignore. thank u for everything u write <3

thank you so much! (actually managed to get c2r1 and i am hoping for c6 on the next rerun...will keep pulling thru the banner to squeeze out anything i can.) and i am SO glad you got xiao! sorry about the diluc, though. and thank you for the compliment--it means a lot! i try my best to write them well! and i am so sorry about having that sort of trouble--i can relate. i hope this is to your liking, and remember that other people's opinions are just opinions. there are plenty of medical researchers that are loud about how human bodies just have some variation, and that having fat on your body can just be genetics (and is OFTEN just genetics). if anyone makes comments and says it's for your health, they're just excusing their own bigotry. sending all my love.

standing up for their chubby partner

characters featured: wanderer/scaramouche, thoma, childe/tartaglia, beidou, tighnari

pronouns used: none--second person perspective.

warnings: themes of fatphobia surrounding food. likely not triggering for those with eating disorders, but this does mention feeling uncomfortable eating after the comment (tartaglia).

notes: written with a chubby reader in mind. does not really work if you aren't chubby. assumed modern au!

wanderer instantly goes postal when someone says something like that to you. "what the hell do you think you're saying? you flap your jaws without understanding what you're even saying. what a waste of space." he does literally everything he can to make the offender uncomfortable and if they don't let up he doubles down on his insults to counter. he's definitely at risk of going a step too far and seriously hurting the person who hurt you. he'll defend his actions until the day he dies, though.

thoma's eyes get dark when your company makes that sort of comment. "excuse me, but I think that was out of line. would you like to rephrase and apologize?" seeing someone as cheerful as thoma have such a drastic tone change is usually enough to make anyone bothering you recant, but on the off chance it doesn't thoma will literally kick them out if you're eating at your place/a restaurant or take your hand and leave if it's at theirs. they also might find it's a little harder to make friends in the area if they won't apologize, since a certain someone has so many connections...

tartaglia laughs, but in a venomous way. "maybe you should focus on your own plate, comrade...unless you're asking for a fight." he's the most likely to actually throw a punch, and has zero problems making a scene. he will NOT stand for you being treated that way, and he's happy to throw his weight around to make sure you get treated with the respect you deserve. if you feel uncomfortable eating the rest of the time, he definitely grabs your favorite takeout and crashes with you to eat and watch a movie to decompress. he might have to ice his bruised fist, though.

beidou's eyes just narrow. "I consider myself to be pretty lenient when it comes to letting people speak their mind, but you're just hurting someone else. shut up, will you?" she ends up scooting closer to you and resuming whatever conversation you were having before, her boisterous laughter drowning out anything the person might follow up with. beidou is sort of the life of the party--if she shuts someone out of a conversation, others will follow suit. the offender is NOT going to get another word in edgewise, and beidou is going to make sure you still have a good time.

tighnari whips out his phone and opens a medical journal he's been reading. "your comment is unnecessary and goes against what is becoming commonly accepted in the medical profession. I don't expect someone with your low level of BASIC understanding to be able to read this, but from the few words you'll be able to pick up you can EASILY see that using health concerns as a way to excuse your nastiness is just asinine." he's often one of the smartest people in the room, and he knows how to shut down persistent people. he's in academia--he knows the egotistical type very well. after he's educated the offender into silence, he'll turn to you and smile, asking if your food is good and breaking the last of the tension the other person wrought. don't mess with an academic.

#genshin impact x chubby reader #genshin x chubby reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #scaramouche #thoma #tartaglia #beidou #tighnari #house of daena #x reader

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wait i just had a cracksmut thought. this could be an au but honestly this would be SO much funnier in canon. so. exorcist hob, except his one single exorcism technique is just. seducing the demon out of the poor bastard they're possessing.

this is 100% something hob did accidentally once like. a friend of his was possessed and he was trying to get the demon sent off with as little mess as possible and wound up offering a fuck in exchange for leaving his friend alone and it was? shockingly effective??? so hob winds up honing this particular skill, and when he catches wind of something that sounds like a possession, he heads off to see if he can help out (and also get railed in a really exciting fashion. as a perk.)

dream, crucially, hass absolutely no clue about any of this. until he's sorting out a possession for constantine in exchange for her help with something. and he gets there only to see hob in full (slutty, slutty) swing and currently in the process of convincing a demon that really, sex with humans is so boring after a while, but he's sure they'd be so much fun in their true form. and surely it would feel better for them too? why don't they leave the boring human be and come have some fun with hob, hm?

dream. does not mean to watch. but he's honestly not sure? what to do?? he's not about to leave hob alone with a demon, what if he needs help? but also hob... sure does have things under control, huh. in hand, as it were. and rapidly progressing from there. and dream sure does watch hob get fucked (for. hours.) and then, once the demon's thoroughly worn out, hob banishes them back to hell. job done. dream is confused, impressed, and horny in a combination and to an extent he's never experienced before.

-🐈‍⬛

Hooray, cracksmut! Happy dreamling anniversary my darling <3

Hob Gadling: seducer of demons. What an absolute banger of a concept. I’m imagining Jo texting him like “I’ve got a lust demon over here do u want to handle it or should I?” And if Hob is a slutty mood (so a good 95% of the time) he hops right on over to get it done.

(He’s aware that this means that Constantine is basically his pimp. He’s trying not to think about it tho).

Male presenting demons have one thing in common: big dicks. So Hob knows he’s gonna get absolutely railed. If the demon is femme presenting he’s not complaining; some of them have dicks too and the others can dom the shit out of him in other ways.

He knows that Dream is watching, when it happens. He’s got this 6th sense when it comes to Dream. And well, maybe he puts on a little show. Moans loudly and wiggles his arse, turns up the dirty talk to 100. Makes sure that Dream hears exactly how much he likes having his guts rearranged.

Next time they meet officially, Dream is blushing and Hob is oh so smug about it. He makes sure that Dream gets a good view of his butt in his new, specially tailored jeans. Maybe he casually invites Dream up to the flat to watch a movie: “it’s a classic, it’s called The Exorcist.”

Dream chokes. But not as hard as Hob does, in the store cupboard 5 minutes later.

#🐈‍⬛ anon #the sandman #dreamling #nsft #sandman crack

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potatoeofwisdom · 6 months

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I’m so dogshit at art and writing but if I was better I would draw a comic of an au of Danny phantom where instead of the portal incident turning Danny into phantom, it gives him an affinity for the supernatural which leads him and his friends ghost (and supernatural adjacent) hunting because of sam’s egging on for them to bank on this opportunity.

But slowly, as the plot progresses, they realise that Danny didn’t just get kinda spookier and better at attracting spooky things. That he might be More Changed then they realised and it could even culminate into a big reveal thing where Sam realises that she’s actually responsible for permanently irreversibly changing her friend by making him get into that portal that day. Think of it as a kind of character arc for Sam kinda. Learning that her actions have consequences, especially since she’s a rich kid and she may still need to learn this lesson. And what better way to learn it then to literally kill your best friend lmao

Also this could lead to more level power sets between the trio and giving them all chances to shine on equal grounds, at least until Danny realises he’s less alive then he thought.

The accident would’ve hospitalised Danny but other then his heart stopping then restarting and various other spooky things he comes out the other side (seemingly) unscathed, which means Sam doesn’t feel as bad when she realises Danny can attract the paranormal now and therefore attempts to drag him and tucker ghost hunting with her.

Danny doesn’t get a transformation until much later on in the plot and the only physical indicators of his accident are maybe some white hair and occasional green eye flashes. Maybe slight bioluminescence in the dark, as a treat.

I love ectoplasm being spooky juice that can tear u apart from the inside so after the accident sometimes danny would have times where he would throw up ectoplasm and blood and stuff and see flashes of things he doesn’t understand. (Body horror woohoo!!)

Danny keeps a lot of the more gory stuff from his friends and doesn’t tell them about his ‘episodes’ or his weird hallucinations or anything.

The Fenton’s are just as Insane to everyone else as ever because ghosts are a little less in your face and only a pinch more subtle and spooky. I think the fentons would be slightly less intense tho, not too much because I love their insanity, but enough so it makes their threat to Danny as he slowly realises hes less human much more menacing and less slapstick.

In this the ghost fights would be less catastrophic and more spooky. There would be far less property damage but the risks instead would now be genuine horror movie possession, mysterious deaths, being tripped out of windows and stairs, blood on the walls, spontaneous heart attacks among many others. I’m not sure how to best explain the vibes i have in my head rn but the threat would still very much be there but it would be less solve-able through flashy fist-fights in the sky. Hell I’ve got an image of a house mysteriously being set ablaze.

Their methods for removing the ghosts would be far less sci-fi too and more like trying to solve murders to stop angry murderous ghosts and demon banishing with salt and jazz. Maybe Sam uses her occult knowledge and gets really into a type of witchcraft, maybe there’s an arc where she somehow learns more about her ancestors and the founders of the town. I dunno¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (not to say there’s no sci-fi at all- that’s a pretty fundamental part of danny phantom me thinks, I think it’d be more along the lines of ghostbusters logic tho maybe)

another cool idea: Danny sees flashes of a ghosts life when he enters their haunt or gets near them, and the ‘visions’ eventually show him their death. This can fuck him up or just be mildly traumatic whichever best fits.

I feel like even after getting his ‘ghost’ form there should still be several drawbacks. Maybe he’s less physical? Maybe he coughs up blood? Maybe he just doesn’t like being dead? Maybe he loses himself a little? Who knows! I don’t

A lot of thoughts about this but I’m not sure how to word it, so have at thee tumblr if anyone sees this

#potatoe rambles #danny phantom #Danny phantom au

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random thoughts incoming xoxoxo

see what's fun to me about AUs is like. figuring out (as a writer)/learning (as a reader) how to translate a character from one context to another without compromising their essence and making them unrecognizable. like how do you achieve the same emotional and psychological effects by different material and environmental forces? are physical attributes as important as personality traits? are they more important? what does the writer consider essential to this character?

AUs can be such a fun exercise in questioning what makes one character (or, for that matter, one human being) distinct from another!! and they can force you to develop your own opinions on a story and its core themes!! for example, say a character in a sci-fi story has an enhanced cybernetic limb that is stronger and faster than a human limb. do you view this as being analogous to a contemporary prosthetic limb? or is it more analogous to the character having a great throwing arm, or being uncannily quick? is this cybernetic limb important enough that incorporating it into the AU in some form is necessary, or is it relatively superficial? how important is it to making this character who they are?

or, in a star wars fic, what would this jedi character do if jedi didn't exist? if they had no preordained purpose and path in life? what choices would they make? then you get the story beats which can be SO fun to consider in new contexts!! in a stranger things AU, does barb still die? does will still go missing? if so, why? is it a human antagonist? are they just accidents? these choices can really get to the core of a story's purpose and allow you to approach the narrative from a new angle.

idk what my point is with all of this besides just that i hate AUs that strip characters of anything that makes them Them to the point that you're basically just reading about OCs with familiar names. and i think that when people sit down to write an AU they should ask themselves if they actually want to write an AU of this specific story or if they actually just want to write original fiction.

anyway love u all thx for reading xoxoxo

#em talks

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fanficcrow · 6 months

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Powerswap!au

A/N: I can’t believe I’m ACTUALLY getting a fic out when u said I would??? That’s a first.

(Also if you like the fic I do take requests! And pls reblog <3)

Warnings

Creep Reader

John was an accident. At first anyways. You had gotten pissed off at your old PA and might have lost your temper. Just a little though, and besides, it was their fault for making such a shit oat latte.

So you had told Ashley to pick out some PA candidates for you to interview, preferably ones with a brain in their head. And when you walked into your office you locked eyes with him. John.

He was your choice from the moment you walked in that room, but you’d never admit it. There was just something so….. captivating about him. It might have been his anxious demeanour, or his penchant for matching his turtlenecks with different glasses. But that didn’t matter. He was here now.

And you sure as shit weren’t going to let him leave.

You had tried to ignore him at first. After all, he was just some human, surely the infatuation would wear off soon.

But it didn’t. Days passed, and you found yourself looking for more excuses to see him.

You tried to not be obvious and started with small interactions. Besides, it’s normal for someone to visit their PA….. right?

You stepped into his office, taking a deep breath. Fuck, only a few weeks in here and it already smells like him. You look towards his desk, wondering why he hasn’t greeted you yet, only to find him so absorbed in his work that he didn’t notice your entrance.

Unbelievable. The homelander walked into his office and he didn’t even glance up? You should be infuriated, but something about his focus strikes you as cute.

You clear your throat, making him jump. He really wasn’t aware of you then, huh? A quiet satisfaction fills you as you hear his increased heart rate. It’s good to know you aren’t the only one affected.

“I need my Friday 4 pm moved. I don’t care when it’s moved to, just not Friday.” You glare down at him as you speak.

He blinks his big blue eyes up at you and your heart melts a little. “Oh? U-uhm are you sure? That’s a very important interview, I don’t know if-“

You cut him off mid sentence. “Did I ask how important it is? No. I said move. It.” You make your eyes glow red a bit, but turn it down when you hear his heart go faster. Shit, maybe you went too far. You wanted him to be a little frightened, not scared shitless.

“Y-yes Ma’am, I apologize.” He clicks his mouse, presumably moving the interview. You spy a drop of sweat roll down the side of his face and feel a twinge of guilt.

You heave a deep sigh. “Thank you….” You trail off, not really sure what to say next. As homelander, you really aren’t used to apologizing. “Just…. don't let it happen again, ok?” Yeah, that sounds about right. Firm, but not rude.

“Yes ma’am.” He hesitates but you can tell he wants to say more. “May I ask why you need it moved?”

“No.” You say. Short and simple, surely that wasn’t a mistake? You clear your throat a second time. “That will be all. Thank you…” You cut yourself off before you say his name. It’d be more polite to ask, right?

“I don’t believe I actually caught your name.”

He smiles and chuckles a little. “Don’t beat yourself up, you can just call me John.”

He laughed? You’re stunned. How could he laugh at the homelander? You weren’t sure where he got his courage, but you were sure about one thing.

You were gonna make John yours. At any cost.

#fanfiction #fanfic #homelander x reader #homelander #the boys #power swap #fanficcrow #fanficcrow writes

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boots-with-the-fur-club · 2 months

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A crossover between my Mama Bear AU’s Mikey and @daboyau’s leave luanne Mikey!

Four wakes up in an unfamiliar place. Usually when his eyes open in the morning he’s staring up at shadowy rafters and feeling the aches and nausea from their blood drawing of the previous day.

So far he’s completely fine and looking up at a ceiling of pale yellow next to a wall adorned with soft, twinkling lights.

He’s mesmerized.

Lights aren’t usually this…..nice. They always tended to be somewhat blinding or cold when they’re the ones inside.

He’s pulled away from staring and bolts straight up when he smells something delicious wafting his way.

His new view however confuses him a lot more.

All around him is as soft as the lights.

Blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, various items probably belonging to people scattered around as if they would not be punished for it.

A mrrbt sound causes him to look down.

His jaw drops.

A fuzzy creature is laying across his legs and looking up at him so adorably.

Th creature stretches out its arms while curling its back before pressing a paw to his plastron.

Four very carefully picks up the creature, taking in the way its fur feels against his hand and the sudden and audible vibration coming from it.

He holds it close and presses his face against the creature’s. There’s no way to describe the joy he feels as it nuzzles back and tickles his face with its whiskers.

Eventually, it wriggles out of his hold and hops onto the floor.

He pouts slightly before swinging his legs over and standing up.

Something feels off right away.

He’s taller.

How could he have changed height? An experiment Draxum didn’t tell them about? Does that mean everyone would be bigger?

Is that why they were taken to wherever this is?

Another sniff of the delicious smell fills his mind with more need to eat rather than figuring anything out.

It’s odd he’s smelling something like this when they only eat on extraction days.

It’s even more odd when he sees where the smell is coming from.

A woman, a human of all things, is cooking!

A real live human! Right in front of him!

And standing next to…..Draxum?

Where is his helmet?

Why is he wearing different clothing?

Why isn’t he getting rid of the human?

“I told you I am not adding mystic items to this soup.” The woman says firmly.

Four is completely shocked that she’s speaking to him that way and not immediately getting punished.

“Don’t you want them to have all the necessary items to grow strong and healthy?” Draxum insists.

“You already mutated them to survive anything, and meat and vegetables are more than enough to help with that.”

Four’s mouth waters.

Meat and vegetables? Together? That pot looks so large!

What is happening?

Draxum notices Four standing there, making him slightly nervous that he isn’t supposed to be interrupting.

“Did you sleep well?”

Four blinks in surprise.

“U-Um…..yes, sir….”

Draxum looks at him like he’s said the wrong thing.

Four panics.

“I mean yes, lord Baron Draxum sir!” He quickly salutes.

The woman laughs.

Draxum grumbles.

“I was just asking a question. There’s no need to be sarcastic like your brothers.”

He’s not mad? And the woman can laugh at it too!? Who is she!?

“I’m….I’m sorry….”

The woman nudges Draxum.

“You made him upset! You know what you should do.”

Draxum sighs and opens up his arms.

“Fine. Come here for your hug.”

Four’s mind immediately goes to thinking this is some sort of test but quickly disregards that in favor of getting a hug from his creator.

He leaps into his arms and hugs him tightly, nuzzling him like he did the creature earlier, savoring every last second of this interaction.

Draxum hugs him back close and pats his head.

“Yes yes, there there, other comforting phrases.”

Four smiles widely.

Never in his wildest dreams would he imagine Draxum acting this way.

“Here, taste the soup and see if it needs anything added to it.” The woman says as she holds a spoon up to his mouth.

Four doesn’t even blow on it as he quickly takes it into his mouth. The warm taste dribbles into his mouth and down his throat. He takes great care in chewing the meat and vegetables.

“Honey, be careful! That was still hot! Are you okay? Is your tongue burnt?”

Four shakes his head, still with his wide smile. It’s so silly to him that she’s worried about something like that. He’s probably healed already and the pain is nothing compared to the training and experiments he goes through anyways.

He finally swallows the food.

“It tastes great! Can I have more?”

The woman still looks concerned, but answers anyways.

“Once Luke and your brothers get back we can all eat.”

Four squeals loudly in happiness.

He gets to see all them outside of training!? And they get to enjoy the food together!? They don’t even need to give blood!?

Is this a dream?

If it is, he hopes his brothers are having the same one, along with the warm feeling of soup in their stomachs.

Who’s Luke?

Do they get to meet someone new!?

He hears a door open.

“Oh, there they are.” The woman continues.

Four hops off Draxum and rushes back into the other room.

He trips over his own feet, still not used to this height, and his hands scramble to try to stay standing.

Arms catch him, but not before he accidentally pulls something off whoever caught him.

He looks up and sees a giant yokai standing right in front of him.

Four is star struck.

The yokai, Luke he’s guessing from what the woman said, is large in both height in size. There’s scales covering his body, claws on his hand, and a large tail behind him.

“A-Are you okay? What did you trip on?”

“I’m okay! And my own feet! You are so cool!!” Mikey pulls himself over Luke’s shoulder so he can sit on top.

Luke places a hand on his calf to keep Mikey steady and shyly looks to the side.

“Th-Thank you. Can I have my necklace back please?”

Mikey drops the item in his hand back to Luke.

“Graceful one second and falling over the next. That’s our little brother.” A familiar but slightly deeper voice comments.

Four quickly looks at the source of the voice.

It sounds like Three, but it’s slightly deeper than how he usually sounds.

He seems like a brother, but not…..his brother.

Not exactly.

He’s older, a couple of years at most.

He’s so…..happy, relaxed.

In a real way.

Not for pretend.

He also has a very different outfit but one that still matches with Two and One who also seem different in the same ways.

“Three…? Is that really you?”

Leo looks at him in confusion.

“Three? What, are you ranking us now? Why am I Three!? Who’s One!?”

Four points to Raph who almost starts tearing up.

“Raph’s number one?”

Four’s eyes widen.

He has a name.

A real name.

How?

“So Donnie is two!? Why!? I saved you from a fake ghost and I’m only three!? Brotherly betrayal!” Leo says, his words dripping with dramatics.

Four isn’t sure what’s going on.

“Because….Two is older.”

Leo gasps loudly and puts a hand to his plastron.

“You’re taking his side!?”

Donnie has the smuggest expression imaginable plastered on his face.

“Well, that solves this fight forever! I always knew I’d reign supreme as the victor.”

They both stare at each other before Leo starts off a slap fight. Four is worried at first that they’re going to fight like they do in training, but this seems way more….silly?

Raph walks over to Four with a smile.

“Why’d ya want to make nicknames like that, Mikey?“

Mikey?

Mikey.

He has a name too.

This really must be a dream.

It’s so weird, but this kind of world is everything he ever dreamed of.

“Um…..I thought of them when I was sleeping.”

“I wonder what number that would make pops.”

Four is confused once again and looks around.

Does he mean Draxum?

While he did create them, he was very clear that he was not their father and they were not his spawn. They were created with the DNA of a famous warrior-

…….Wait.

It can’t be….

“Boys! No slap fighting or you won’t get any bread!”

Donnie and Leo begrudgingly end their match with Leo sticking his tongue out at Donnie.

Four looks over at the new human and something in his heart suddenly floods with an ache he can’t describe. He knows so little about this person and yet it’s like he was supposed to.

Maybe he has met him, before he could remember.

He climbs down and carefully approaches him.

The human looks at him expectingly, but his eyes are warm. Everything about him makes Four yearn for something he’s never felt.

Four slowly reaches his arms out to him.

The human hands Raph the bread and pulls Four into a close hug.

“I missed you too Orange, did you have a good rest? Is your headache gone? I brought you some medicine in the flavor you like.”

Four hugs him back tightly as hot, large droplets of tears roll down his cheeks.

Splinter panics.

“What’s wrong!? It does still hurt!? Do you have a fever?” He presses the back of his hand to his forehead.

Raph, Donnie, Leo, and Luke start all talking at once, trying to think of different things to offer Four to help him feel better.

The woman and Draxum even come in to see what’s going on.

Four wipes his eyes.

“I’m okay. Can I just get a hug from everyone else too?”

“You heard him, turtle pile!” Leo shouts before hugging them both.

All the others join in after, wrapping Four and Splinter in a giant basket of warmth.

Afterwards, and once Four has assured them that he feels fine, they go to the table in the kitchen and take their seats. The woman puts the bread that was brought in the oven. Once it’s done, she serves it with butter and the soup.

As everyone eats, they talk about their days while Four listens intently.

It’s everything he ever dreamed of his family doing.

Walking out on the surface and having as much fun as possible. Being able to do what they want without even thinking about what they’re supposed to be doing.

Three and One are even in love! Unbelievable!

Not to mention that Two is absolutely thriving. He can talk almost aimlessly about all the inventions he’s been working on with Luke.

Draxum, Splinter, and the woman who Four learns is named Julia, are so so proud of him.

Of all of them.

Not over just how useful they are. Just things that make them happy.

Four is allowed to eat as much as he wants which he does. Instead of Draxum reprimanding him, he doesn’t even bat an eye at it. Julia had pat his head and seemed glad he enjoyed it so much.

Draxum and Julia take care of the dishes no matter how many times Four and Raph ask about helping.

Julia insists that they both go play a video game or watch a movie together.

So, they do.

Four continues to be mystified about everything in front of them. He’s seeing his brothers like they’ve never acted before. They don’t have a care in the world.

He mostly snuggles up to Raph or Splinter while watching the others play or just during the movies they put on.

Four isn’t sure why, but Raph seems to really appreciate how much he’s holding onto him.

When everyone starts dozing off in various parts of the room, Four pulls Raph with him to lay next to them.

Raph smiles and curls around him.

“Love ya, big man.”

“I love you too. You’re a really good brother.”

Raph tears up happily and smiles more before slowly falling asleep.

Four holds onto Leo and Donnie’s hands, receiving a squeeze in return despite them being asleep.

He closes his eyes as well.

Maybe this isn’t a dream. Maybe it’s a nice future where they forget all about their numbers and have names and have a dad, a new brother, just more family.

It’s nice to think about.

#leave luanne au #leaveau #mama bear au #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #2018 tmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2018 #rise fanfiction #rottmnt fanfiction #tw blood mention #tw experimentation #tw implied abuse

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