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deadghosy · 3 months

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"You...love me? HAHAHAHHA! You must be out of your sick, pretty little head..."

"You're my angel."

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR X READER

LUCIFER IS CHECKING his phone as he had messaged you about something important. It's been a while since he seen you after you left with Charlie.

The King of hell himself keeps lifting his phone and putting it down acting as if he isn't desperate to see his favorite person. I mean of course his daughter is like his other half, but no one is his best other half than his first servant who never knew how important they are to the big boss of hell himself.

The king of hell himself is totally not obsessed over you, and totally not protective of you….

god he so is as he wants to hold you again his arms…..

Lucifer fiddles with a duck by him that seems to resemble you with your natural smile and black accessories. "Cmon cmon cmon" Lucifer says as he eyes the phone for any response. Minutes must have passed as he gets off his chair and start to pace back and forth.

"Okay okay..calm downnn Lucifer, you're the man. You can handle a little reunion with them." He says to himself as he grips his hat. He kept pacing not noticing you coming out of the shadows of a corner.

You literally just woke up to see it was an "emergency" on your phone and got ready quickly. You didn't mean wake up to see the king pacing back and forth talking to himself.

"Uuuh how do I start a conversation again...Okay, ask them how the weather is. Or maybe ask them how their day is...." he says as he slumps in defeat . "Ugh this is useless!"

He grabs his phone and looks at it like a rejected puppy as he was about to call you only to hear a voice.

"Sir?"

Lucifer jumps, almost dropping his phone and turns to you quickly with whiplash as he smiles. "My angelll!" He says teleporting over to you and hug you while spinning you around. You looked confused as you were sure an emergency would make someone not so smiley. Or excited.

"Sir what is the emergency. Are you going to a meeting you don't want to go?" You said asking as you turn into vapor moving out of his hug.

Lucifer falls on his face after you got out of his arms. He picked himself up with a derpy smile as he dust himself off, he looks at you as you are ready for his command as he awkwardly smiles at you.

"Actually there is no emergency..." he said putting his hands together looking at you.

There was silence as you both stare at each other. His derpy expression and your blank one as you looked at your watch.

"...okay bye."

"WAIT NO!" He yells grabbing onto your legs as you stumbled.

"Then sir what is it? Just tell me the truth please." You say at the man below you having puppy eyes as he gets up clearing his throat.

"Almost lost my cool there." He thought as he dust himself again. "I want you..to hang out with me!" Lucifer says smiling with his hands out doing Jazz hands with fireworks.

He did that on purpose to see if it convinced you or not. He knows you can't resist his beautiful fireworks.

"....."

"...."

You sigh as you rub your eyes, he really hasn't changed ever since you left.

"Fine Luci, I'll hang out with you. Just let me notify Charlie that I'm with you."

Lucifer nodded excitedly with a hint of pink to his cheeks after you called him "Luci". As you turned around to call Charlie as Lucifer was pumping the air excited and jumping as he dances with your duck doubleganger.

Charlie had said that it was fine as long as you two have fun. You nodded hanging up as you turn to see Lucifer standing still trying to act as if he didn't do an excited dance.

"She said yeah, so I guess we can hang out. What you want to do sir." Lucifer just stand there before it clicked in his head that his plan worked.

"Oh! Uhm..shit! Welllll we could go shopping." He says pulling out a golden credit card as he waves it between his fingers with a toothy smile.

You hum nodding with a smile, "Doesn't seem like a bad start Lucifer. Not bad indeed."

Lucifer smiles smug at your praise as he holds out his hand to grab yours. You put your hand on his as a gold wave comes over you both teleporting the two demons to the shopping area of the pride ring.

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YOU MUST ADMIT, this was amazing as you almost spent 500k.

Lucifer didn't think you would be spending so much money as he was behind you holding shopping bags. As much as he hates to say it, you have a shopping addiction. But that's what he loves about you. He love that he can buy you things you want without a care in hell.

After you two exited out of the clothing shop, you spotted a bakery. Lucifer was holding your hand while walking, so when you stopped, he stopped and turn to see what you were looking at.

"You want that my love?" He asked looking at your face which showed hunger for sweets. Hell you didn't even care if you heard him call you a nickname, the only thing in your mind was the bakery and what was displayed what seemed to be a [favorite flavor] cake.

You nodded drooling as Lucifer chuckled as he brings you over there with a soft smile. You both entered to be kinda surrounded by demons who either fangirl over Lucifer or was just shock to see the king of hell to be with someone who doesn't even look powerful.

Lucifer wasn't great with the people around so you made shadow bodyguards as they push the demons away while you two order the cake. Lucifer chuckled under his breath as he watches your mouth drool taking the pastry bag with a huge smile. It wasn't expensive but it was worth it.

While you sat at the bench eating the cake with a huge smile and some cake frosting smudge on your face, Lucifer was doing his own thing as he sweats looking at two pair of rings.

One of the pair was duck theme matching rings, while the other had your first letter of your name and the same for Lucifer. So he got two as he sigh, he just couldn't pick only one. So he put the duck theme on his fingers as he smiles at the one that would fit your ring finger.

He smiles at the thought of you wearing the ring he brought for you as he blushes with a soft puppy expression....

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AS YOU FINISH your desert, Lucifer poofs next you with an apple scent and red smoke. Lucifer had a proud smile as he sits next to you and lift your hand.

You raised brow as he puts the duck theme ring on your finger as he shows you with a happy smile he also had one. You must admit it was cute as you put your hand in-front of your face checking the ring. Your silence while checking the ring was making him nervous as he had thoughts.

"Oh no..do they not like it. Damnit! I should've know to put on the golden one with our initials!" He thought as he also thought about you rejecting him harshly.

"You...love me? HAHAHAHHA! You must be out of your sick, pretty little head..." Fantasy you said as you smirk smugly, tossing the ring At Lucifer's face as Lucifer looks defeated.

Your voice snapped Lucifer backed into reality as you smile happily, "Yo, this is so cute Luci!" You said looking at him as he chuckles pulling his collar off his neck a bit. He was relief you liked the ring gift, he looked at your hand and liked how cute you looked.

"Hahah...well I'm glad you like the gift my angel!" He said cheesing his sharp teeth towards you as he grips your hand into his. There was a calming silence between you two as demons walked past.

Lucifer cleared his throat looking away from you but still gripping your hand, "Sooo...what else you wanna do?" He asked looking down nervously.

"Well, it seems we still have time. I guess we could lunch since we mostly just shopped." You said looking at your watch.

Lucifer smiled, "Can it be at my home, I don't think I can handle too much attention." He asked you chuckling as you nodded. You don't mind not being part of the public eye.

The king himself smiles as he poofs out his apple cane and taps the ground as gold waves around the two of you. The shopping bags and you both are now in his palace as he smiles.

"Welcome home dear." He says kissing your hand.

You only chuckled not taking it in an imitate way but a friendly way. But you still felt flustered as he stares into your eyes, it was like he was hypnotized by them as his eyes dilated like a cat. You could've sworn you heard a purr as he smiles lovingly at you until you pointed at the way of the kitchen.

As much as you haven't been here for a long time, you still remember where things were. "Luci, we should get ready for lunch." You says softly towards him as you pick his chin up to face you as he purrs at you with a soft pink tone to his cheeks.

You stare with a raised brow, "Lucifer?" That seemed to snap him out as he just stand there embarrassed of his drunk love for you as he just nods and walk without saying a word.

As you watch him leave, he bumps into a wall before chuckling turning around and doing finger guns at you as he quickly fixed his mistake and run to the kitchen to make lunch.

You chuckle behind your hand as you look at the duck ring, "That dork..." you said quietly to yourself as you let your two pair wings out.

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A WHIFF OF APPLE hits your nose as you are wearing one the outfits you bought from Luci's card. Apparently he painted the card gold as it was originally black as he didn't like colors that were plain like that. When you were alive a black card meant you were the most wealthiest person alive. So you could've guessed that why the card never ran out after you almost bought 500k of stuff.

You walk elegantly to the kitchen where you suppose the king of hell is at. As you walk, the scent of apple and cinnamon hits your nose hard as your stomach growled. Turning a sharp left to the kitchen to see Lucifer out of his white coat as he smiles at you coming into the kitchen.

"Ah, finally took your time getting ready for lunch Y/N!" He says cupping his hands together with a small smile with his sharp teeth. He got up and pulled the chair for you to sit.

He really wanted you to see him being a gentleman as you sat on the chair. He pushes the chair to the table for your liking and sat across of you.

"Soo...it's been a while so I made an Apple cinnamon pie..haha. I hope you like it my angel." He says as a pie suddenly appears in front of you on a nice plate with red markings. You smiled grabbing a fork and eating it. Lucifer also had a piece as he eats, he was hoping you liked the pie as he actually had to look for a recipe instead of burning the kitchen.

Your eyes sparkled with a smile, “Holy shit! This is the best pie I had Luci…goddamn!” You smile wildly at the taste of the pie, it seemed to satisfy your hunger for the sweet lunch meal as Lucifer smiles at your smile as he eats his own pie.

“I’m glad you love it dear. Made it special for you, since I love you and all that.” He said catching you off guard.

“What?”

“What.”

Now Lucifer blush wildly catching what he said, he cleared his throat. “You know, like a dear friend! Hahaha! I so absolutely love you dearly old friend!” He was sweating bullets with an awkward smile as you stare confused but pushed it off as you smiled

“Sure, I love you too dear friend.” You said back as you start to finish eating. As you two talk, Lucifer ranted about how he sucks trying to talk to his daughter based on his depression and loneliness after his wife left him. You nodded as you remembered how Lucifer made you sleep in his room after Lilith left. He was so lonely and had some slight anxiety panic attacks about you leaving as well.

Before you two noticed, it was time for you to go back to the hotel as your hell phone rang at the contact name.

❤️CHARLIE CALL INCOMING❤️

>decline >accept

You picked up the phone as Lucifer grabbed your plate with a hum as he went to put the plates up. You accepted the call as it is your duty to protect the royal family, you heard Charlie asking when you are coming back to the hotel as you could have sworn you heard a pout in her tone.

You chuckled as you look at Lucifer cleaning the plates who is obviously happy to have you next to him. You wanted to leave but you actually had fun with the majesty of hell himself.

“Hold on Char.” You said pulling the phone from your ear as you look at Lucifer.

“Your daughter says it’s time for me to go back the hotel Lucifer.” You say getting up, dusting off your (color palette) clothes.

You couldn’t see his face but his face had a pout as he places the plates down, drying his hands as he sighs. He turns to look at you patiently waiting for his words, but no words came out as he wrap his arms around your waist. His head in your neck as he smelt your signature scent from your body. You could smell his scent was apple with hint of vanilla.

You thought Lucifer was sad that you had to go, and you were right as he hold you tighter to his body. “Don’t leave me…please..” he says softly as his breath hits your neck making you shudder confused at this feeling.

“Uh Hello!”

The two powerful demons jolted from each other not realizing the princess of hell was still on the phone. You quickly put the phone to your ear as you gave her an answer.

“Sorry Char, your dad really needs me. But I can come first thing in the morning. Don’t worry!” You say smiling as Lucifer was doing his happy dance in his head. Charlie sighs sadly but you reassured her that you would be there as fast as you could. She agrees finally and hangs up, next thing you know you are hugged again by Lucifer.

He has his hands on your hips as he smiles nuzzling his face in your neck. You chuckle at his weird gesture as he yawns.

Guess it was time to sleep.

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LUCIFER WAS IN DUCK PJS, while for you were in the bathroom as you looked at this robe he brought without you knowing. If was giving cunty wife vibes as the robe was slick in your favorite color but lighter. Your eyes sparkled putting it on as it felt beautiful on you.

Lucifer was waiting on you as he held his breath waiting to see you in the robe as he heard the bathroom door open. He could’ve sworn stars and a glowing vibe came off your natural beauty as you walked out looking fantastic. He blushes like a wild fire as you smile at him.

“Does this suit me?” You said softly like baby lullaby.

He nods as he starts to purr at the sigh of you, his drink love coming back as he has a loving smile on his face as he looks at you walking to the bed. For you, it’s been a while since you slept in the same bed with him. So you kinda felt nervous, but that feeling went gone as he immediately pounced on you.

He was holding you closely as he nuzzles under your chin, it’s funny how the most powerful being in hell is acting so soft for you. But he didn’t care as he had his eyes half-lidded looking up at you as he stares into your eyes. He slowly moved his arms around your waist as you blush at his movement, he bite his lip but stop as he puts you ontop of him.

“Luci?..” you said weary but he only stared at you as you stare back into his half lidded eyes. “Please…just don’t leave me again..” he says softly as he pulls you close to his chest making you hear his heart beat.

You nodded as a smile grew on your face slowly at this moment. He rubs your back slowly making you tired, your eyes fluttered as you get knocked out seconds later. Lucifer stares at your face and kisses your head with a small gentle smile.

“You’re my angel.”

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natsglorifiedsimp · 7 months

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Bye-bye, Tumblr😚 bye to all my supporters who always react to my posts!!! Maybe I'll be back when I get a new phone with a lot of storage or someone will buy me one😏😏😏

Its been a greatt year I had a great time, made a lot of friends, and lost 97% of them HAHAHAHHA but oh well it's how it always turns out

Anyway, to the newcomer have fun reading my stuff!!!! I won't be making new ones sooner lolll 😚

Goodbyeeeeeee I'll miss you :')

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ellievickstar · 1 year

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Another Love….? (Rhysand x Reader)

A/N: ngl that gave me the icks writing. I heavily support Feysand and this was more of a trial, I don’t think I’m ever writing a Rhysand fic again…this is day three of my 300 follower week…🤍

Summary: After years of pining for The High Lord of The Night Court, Y/N comes to realise that she will never be the one for him.

Request: no but this is specially dedicated to @cityofidek cause she’s awesome and because I know she likes Rhys.

Inspiration: Nope

Warning: Heart break, running away from your problems, moving on. Some mentions of traumas.

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She’s his mate.

Tears streamed down you face as you watched Rhysand babble to Mor about Feyre, Feyre Curse-breaker, Spell Cleaver. Your hand flew to your mouth as you turned and excused yourself, winnowing away to the forests.

You heaved a sob as you thought of all that you had done together, as you thought of your favourite memories that had some how made you fall more and more for the unattainable High Lord.

Footsteps sounded behind you as you turned and shrieked at the sight of the Suriel. You scampered back, shield raised high. The suriel smiled at you as it bent down to observe your face.

“Interesting,” It mused as it reached out with a long, bony finger. “Interesting…” It repeated as it looked back to the moonstone palace.

“What do you want,” You gritted out as it smiled wider. It’s reply grated your senses. “One who wants what she cannot have, has someone who seeks her heart, yet every time she falls more, she breaks someone else’s heart,” It mused. And left. You pondered the suriel’s confusing riddle, the question that it had left you with. You sighed as your shoulders slumped and you sat on the ground beside the tree.

Another seeks her heart…

Maybe, just maybe, you’d find another love someday. You sent a prayer to the cauldron, as another tear escaped your closed eyelids.

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A/N: I kept it short, I thought it would be fitting since Rhysand has the shortest Wingspan. HAHAHAHHA. But anyways, I don’t think I’ll do another Rhysand ever again unless it’s requested. And even this gave me the icks even though the suriel literally carried the whole thing. Bye my loves <3

Also!!! P.S. There are three mystery characters that I will be adding in this week so stay tuned, I have a feeling that I’m entering a whole new community. These characters are from two different series that are totally unrelated but I really love them and I hope you guys do too.

Taglist: @cityofidek @brekkershadowsinger

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minnielvr · 10 months

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ROSES - CHAPTER 17 : "micheal jackson room" ─────────────────────

y/n left the cafe and made her way over to the jyp building. she called felix and asked him to come out and get her.

"y/n!! hii" felix came running to her

"hey babe" y/n went in for a hug

the couple hugged and walked into the building, then got into the elevator. while they were going up, y/n started thinking about meeting his members, and what would happen if they didnt like her.

"felix im like actually really scared to meet them, what if they dont like me?"

felix grabbed her by the shoulders and turned her towards himself. "hey no no no dont think like that, im sure they are going to love you. your funny and pretty and your really chill"

y/n nodded her head and just hoped felix was positive about this. the elevator reached the floor of the dance room the boys were at and the couple walked out, and then headed towards the room. they stopped infront and and both took a deep breath.

"you sure you're okay with this?" felix asked y/n just to make sure

"yea..i think im fine"

felix them knocked on the door and peeked inside, mouthing something to his members then looking back at y/n and told her to come in. y/n walked in the room and said hello, trying her best to mask her nervousness with a bright smile.

"hiii im y/n"

"OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN WAITING TO MEET YOU IN PERSON FOR SO LONG" han yelled and ran up to her and gave her a hug.

she laughed and hugged him back, after that, all the other members came to greet her and they all got acquainted very quickly.

"so y/n i know you have a job but are you in college or anything?" chan asked y/n

"ahh i actually just graduated college this year! im planning to go to grad school."

y/n and the boys conversed a bit more before y/n remembered the cookies she made.

"oh guys! i made cookies for all of you!" y/n pulled out the contained from her bag and started passing them out. all the boys thanked her and ate them, complimented her baking skills.

later y/n realized that she had completely overstayed her stay as it was nearing 40 minutes that she was there.

"oh my god! sorry for staying so long! i really have to get back to work though." y/n started packing her bag and got up.

"awww okay it was nice to meet you!" a few of the members whined.

"here y/n let me walk you out" felix got up and walked towards you.

y/n and felix walked out the door and y/n waved at the members. the couple started toward the elevator and got inside. talking about the day. the elevator stopped and dropped them off at the lobby. felix walked y/n to the front door and then gave her a squeeze on her hand while trying to be discreet about it, as he didnt want anyone to catch on.

"call me tonight yea?"

"okayyy bye felix!" she made a little kissy face at him and walked out the door, still waving her hand. felix laughed and did the same, then sighed and walked back. oh how he wishes he could just tell everyone that your his and hes yours.

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a/n: hahahahha hi guys.. sorry i havent been active😓 i got an internship + im hella busy but i'll try posting more 🗣️

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yesyourstalker · 21 days

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Neta:*snoring*..........*snoring*..........*snoring*...............*snoring*

Ikkan:................

Neta:.........*yawn*......hmmm...... morning ......

Ikkan: It's 3 in the afternoon babe

Neta: hmmmm..........

Ikkan: ..................(Pat)................you still have a slight fever.......go back to sleep

Neta: I'm fine.....ugh........ I just need pain killers

Ikkan: nope..... Lie back in bed. Come on (Pat..Pat ) next to me......

Neta:...........mmmmmmm....ok.....ok.........mmmm...I got to call ummm ....*cough*..........*COUGH*....*coughcoughcough*

Ikkan: let me make the call. Who do you want me to call and why?

Neta:......are you sure?

Ikkan: yes....i can make phone calls neta! ......As long as they're business phone calls

Neta: .....just call Candi.... I made her an assistant manager..... Considering mahi is in school now I need more help....... Just check if she's okay.....mmmm

Ikkan: alright.............hey.... sorry.... Neta isn't at work right now. He's sick and he just wanted me to call you to make sure everything was alright............ So is everything alright?

Candi: yeah everything's fine.

Neta: ..hmmmhmmmmhm.. Naomi..... warabie..... Vinny

Ikkan: how are the employees?

Candi: Naomi's doing well. She's ringing up customers and she's still shy but she's doing her best. Vinny's helping customers and is pretty fast doing inventory and Warabie is being Warabie. I think he's mad that I became the assistant manager and not him

Ikkan: sounds like him so everything is okay?

Candi: yeah

Neta: mmmmmmmm baby........ How's baby?...*cough*

Ikkan: how is the baby?.... what?

Candi: oh..... She's fine. Growing....kicking me every night..... Hehehehe

Ikkan: ok........ She Said she's fine

Neta: what about the baby?

Ikkan: ......................she said..... she's fine

Neta: she?....... she!..*cough*...*cough*...... it's a girl!....*cough*....*cough* ... Give me the phone!...... Candiiiiii..... You're having a baby girl! ...... No no I'm fine a bad cough but everything's good...... Yeah I probably did get it from Phoebe....... Tell me about the little girl!!!

Ikkan: come back to bed

Neta: You know I can't talk on the phone and sit still! I'm just going to be around the house.......... Sorry I'm still here babe. So what do you like going to name her?......Argo?... It's a pretty name. Let me call my ex-wife. I think we might have some baby clothes when Cirrina was a baby... Oh we might have her old ink carriage......

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Neta: ok.......see ya ........ha..... Yeah I practically talk to your whole shift...*sniff*...*cough cough cough* yeah bye.......*sigh*. ............ they're having a girl awwww

Ikkan: how are you feeling?

Neta: I'm.... feeling a little better......ummm...... hey...... ikkan............

Ikkan: yes?

Neta:...........................umm............ nothing..........what are you doing? You've been on your lap top all day

Ikkan: putting my house on the market. Also looking for movers who have a review that's over 2 Stars

Neta: oh...........why so soon?

Ikkan: because I'm moving in

Neta:........ what?.....no

Ikkan: what do you mean no?

Neta: you can't move out of your nice big house with multiple bathrooms, big kitchen and a deck to live in my dinky apartment........doesn't feel right.... You can't move out of your home

Ikkan: [kiss]...... as long as you, Cirrina and nibbles are in my life I'm home

Neta: awwwww...*cough*....*cough*..........ikknyyyyy .... My favorite thing about you is that you can say the most intimate and romantic things in the most deadband voice with the straightest face hahahahha....[kiss] l love you

Ikkan: mmmm.....

Neta: ...............

Ikkan: you want something to eat?

Neta: mmmmmm yeah.... can we get shanty's

Ikkan:.....*sigh*...... I hate shanty's..........alright.... Only because you're sick

Neta: yaayyyy.. *cough*......*COUGH*.....*cough*

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Neta: *eating*...........................

Ikkan: ....... You okay? You don't like the food

Neta: No, I'm fine. Just been thinking it's not an important

Ikkan: he seems to be bothering you......... You've been thinking since you got off that phone call. Is it really not that important

Neta:...............................….... I know you said you don't want to have kids............................

Ikkan:................... well...... not now........ Not at the moment................ I guess........... it's not completely off the table.

Neta: really?........... Last time I brought it up you said you never want a kid. And you can never see yourself having them

Ikkan: I did say that......... but that was the early year in our relationship. I was young with baggage.......... I also just didn't want to have kids

Neta: You got the hysterectomy during the break up I remember

Ikkan: yeah. But I did have some of my eggs frozen

Neta: um?

Ikkan: my mom insisted that I'd get some frozen just in case so..........*eating*........ We have that option. If we make that decision

Neta: so. We can have a baby?!

Ikkan: ok....neta..... Don't get too excited

Neta: we can have our own kid one day!

Ikkan: I said if....if!............we still have a lot of shit that we have to get to........ This isn't just a one-time conversation. We really need to talk about this and do research and....and....and ..all of that..... yeah....... It's not going to be this easy thing we have to find a donor ,we have to find a surrogate...... We have to see how much it is going to cost... We need a house for two kids.........*sigh*......... Let's just- just worry about our tasks at hand right now

Neta:...ok........... Can I have your fries?

Ikkan: No, this is the only good thing they have at shanty's

Neta: but I'm siiiiiiick

Ikkan:....... You may have some.........hu?........ hello?..... Oh hi Mr......eh... Shimi..... it's warabie's dad

Neta:......wah?

Ikkan: my dad's number.... Yeah give me one second-

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Neta: so what was that all about?

Ikkan: I don't know. He just needed my dad's phone number for something. He sounded pissed

Neta: warabie did something probably

Ikkan: like he always does.... (Pat) Your fever is gone.... That's good.

Neta: mmmm... I'm going to take a nap on the couch...* Cough*..... Sleep the rest of the sick off

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Mahi:............ (typing).....(typing).....

Antho: .................

Neta: *snoring*.........*snoring*......*snoring*

Mahi:......(Typing).....(Typing)

Cirrina:.. so what are you doing again?

Mahi: *eh*... ............ It's just a project I have to do for class..... I have to design a layout for a website.......... technically it's a prototype for 'RockShock.com' as well

Cirrina:....hm

Neta:.......*snoring*.......*snoring*.......

Cirrina: and who are you?

Antho: warabi told me his address.... I wanted to see if his living space is as pathetic as he is....... Honestly, not that bad......expected a lot worse

Mahi:.........

Cirrina:... That didn't answer my question ......

Antho: ..... I'm a coworker............ Place is a lot more spacious than I expected it to be ...... Furniture's kind of ugly though..

Mahi: can you say anything that's positive

Antho: *humph*....... What kind of plant is that?

Cirrina: that's a croton plant........ I grew it from a leaf. Ikkan actually talked me into stealing a piece off-

Antho: it's ugly

Cirrina:........ Yeah you'd know ugly considering you Look at yourself in the mirror everyday

Antho: you're one to talk with that overbite of yours.

Mahi: can both of you shut the fuck up please?.... Trying to work here

Cirrina: You could do that in your own apartment.

Mahi: Baja joined a jazz band thing and He's practicing. Warabie is fighting on the phone with his parents I just need some peace and quiet, also free finnflixs. Here antho put something on.

Antho: what are you my mom?................ New season of 'clamshell kitchen' is out..................

Mahi:....(Typing)...... (typing)

Cirrina:...............

Neta: *snoring*............*snoring*.......

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Neta:....*snoring*........... mm ...... Mhh ....mmmm.... ikkan....... ikkan!...... Where's my husband?

Mahi: he went out, warabie called him or something....I don't know... I think he just wanted to avoid us

Neta: oh.... He tends to do that.... and Cirrina she should be back from school by now

Mahi: turf war Crab leg Capital map just opened up. She's outside.

Neta: I don't like it when she goes on that map it looks unfinished........ It's dangerous............. So it's just you here?

Mahi: well-

Antho: your bathroom is surprisingly clean. You have a lot of medication..........

Neta: I have a lot of problems....... Why are you going through my medicine cabinet- just - *cough.... cough.... cough*...

Mahi: I warned you Phoebe was sick and you didn't listen and look at you now

Neta: shut up.....*sigh*..... just behave.... Mahi I don't have to tell you this but you .....you have one rule. You can go anywhere except for my daughter's room

Antho: as if anyone wants to go to Buck beak Brianna's room

Mahi: *pppfff*

Neta: what?

Antho: I said why the fuck would I ever want to go to her room?

Neta:........*sigh*...............................*huff*..............*snoring*

Antho: cod look at him.... Why does he look like that?

Mahi: I don't know. I think you just kind of get like that once you reach a certain age.

Antho: look at his facial hair....*ugh*

Mahi: Right? what is that? Either grow a full beard or don't man...*eh*.............. hello.... warabie calm down...... You can't go to the music festival....... Holy shit really hehehehehehahahaha..... No no no. I'm sorry it's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. I'm sorry okay...... Okay hold up. I'm heading over now...........*sigh*...... I got to go....

Antho: hmmmm I guess I'm heading out too..... Thanks for the finn pin. So..... I can just break into his place anytime and he doesn't care

Mahi: yeah except when he has a black door sign out. means he's banging...............or having a mental breakdown......

Antho: oh

Mahi: you'll get used to them....... trust me....... I'm numb to it at this point....bye

Antho: hmmm

Antho, mahi and @fish-at-fish-fish-resort are all in a group chat all they do is shit talk neta

#this is a boring one not going to lie #I'm sorry I just wanted a calm chill story will nothing significant happens #but there is a little bit of foreshadowing in the future fics #ikkan and neta being domestic yay #This does count as a sick fic I guess..... neta got a respiratory infection he got from Phoebe #just assume they're wearing masks or he's wearing a mask. I don't know #just assume there are masks involved #so I went through the timeline of Mahi specifically with them and spike they become kind of shitty and toxic when they're around Spike #I feel like they would be the same way with antho just less in a self-destructive way. and more matching his energy kind of way #Cirrina and mahi are no longer enemies but mild acquaintances.....yay?¿#ok I'm done I'll probably write something better later feel free to give me some ideas Tell me how you want the store to go

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