Things My Younger Sibling Has Said To Me (a Sirius kin) That Give Off Regulus Energy:
"It's fine, I'll just kill your family. Which is myself."
"I'm having FOUR waffles. Because FUCK the government!"
"I'm about to give up on this motherfucker"
"It's an appointment with my psychiatrist -_-"
"Did she do the stretchys?" (about my cat when I told them she woke up from her nap while they were away)
"Dude I'm genuinely considering that grippy sock vacation"
"How pissed would mother be if I did get baker acted? Lmao"
"I ended up having an anxiety attack."
"I can wait. I'll survive off of coffee for now."
"Ugh fiiine what if I were to commit arson?"
*sends me a series of pictures of our cat* "That one is my favorite. I call it Existential Dread."
*talking about going on a date with my friend who I introduced them to* "Do you think this sounds like a good place to eat lunch with Celeste tomorrow?" (this is some Sirius and Regulus behavior if I've ever seen it)
"No I'm just sad"
"YES ITS A MUSEUM! Also, we're in fighting range for Celeste's mother."
"Did I have a breakdown today? Yes, yes absolutely I did."
*before they started actually dating Celeste, definitely drunk* "Dude. I wanna tell Celeste how I feel rn."
"Have the idiots come yet?"
"I wanna scream. Some old guy just told me I would look prettier if I smiled more and I hate it so much."
"Okay, then punch him in the dick."
"Find better friends"
"Do I add, "and I'm gay and wanna date you" or is that too much?"
"WHY AM I SO GAY AND SAD?????!!!!!"
*after meeting my dnd friends (Celeste included) for the first time* "I just realized that I was talking to everyone the way I talk to you, which is basically insults and curse words."
Saw a reel on Insta and immediately thought of this pack of loons. Someone tossed a rock into the river and caused a neuron activation moment.
They are seized by the fatal American need to have a good time.
Also Bee (big guy in the back with no freckles that just went TARGET ACQUIRED) is about to give poor Boo a heart attack pitching a rock at Mach 2 past his head. Poor man can't see and probably isn't paying attention to you, Bee, take it easy on him.
Everyone else has just grabbed the collective brain cell and is just like "tossing rocks and screaming? Hell yeah, brother, sign me up".
The Vigilante version of Bendy is from @kkolg , Lolligo is from @blottart414 , and Boo comes from @sstvar . Everybody else is from me.
Chapter 18: The Unlovable Hands & The Fever Dreams
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Additional Tags: Linked Universe (Legend of Zelda), Alternate Universe, Character Study, War, world building, Trauma, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Political Intrigue, Found Family, Angst and Humor, Warriors is a very complicated person, Warriors also does not know Time is Mask, Warriors (Linked Universe)-centric, Canon-Typical Violence, Heavy Angst, Manipulation, Morally Ambiguous Character, Please read content warnings before each chapter, Abuse, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Physical Abuse, Implied Sexual Content, Power Imbalance, Implied/Referenced Torture, Blood and Injury
Summary: Warriors built his career waging the kingdom’s wars, seeking victory no matter the cost. He wouldn’t call himself a good person, but he had long sworn to right his wrongs and become someone worthy of the title of hero.
Years past. Now his time-hopping journey with his fellow heroes has taken him back home when war looms on the horizons once more—a war that threatens to ensnare not only Warriors, but his newfound family as well.
He’s willing to do whatever it takes to keep them safe, but how long can he tread the line between hero and traitor before the secrets of his dark past come to the light? When this is over, will he even have a family left to save? Or will he be the harbinger of his family’s demise?
(Once upon a time, there were three brothers: the captain, the engineer, and the child. Their story did not have a happy ending.)
After battling the forces of capitalism, holiday blues, and the power company, I am finally back with another chapter!
This chapter is a doozy, though I freely admit that I am mostly setting-up for the cluster fuck that is going to be the next three chapters. I am so excited for you all to see where this story goes.
But enough about future chapters, let’s talk about this one.
In this new installment of that fic your discord server complains about with copious amounts of emojis:
Link, the engineer, and the child continue to just... really go at it..
Keeping Up With the Harkinians returns with another deep dive into Warriors’s family life
We temporarily change genre to become a sick fic
It’s not a fun sick fic, but someone is very, very sick.
So Spirits cursed Warriors, or at least, tried to. And that somehow caused Warriors’ wound to stop bleeding? Maybe Spirits said smth along the lines of “You will suffer for as long as you live, and that will be a long time.”
Chapter 17: The Child’s Birthday & The Minty Medicine
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Additional Tags: Linked Universe (Legend of Zelda), Alternate Universe, Character Study, War, world building, Trauma, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Political Intrigue, Found Family, Angst and Humor, Warriors is a very complicated person, Warriors also does not know Time is Mask, Warriors (Linked Universe)-centric, Canon-Typical Violence, Heavy Angst, Manipulation, Morally Ambiguous Character, Please read content warnings before each chapter, Abuse, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Physical Abuse, Implied Sexual Content, Power Imbalance, Implied/Referenced Torture, Blood and Injury
Summary:Warriors built his career waging the kingdom’s wars, seeking victory no matter the cost. He wouldn’t call himself a good person, but he had long sworn to right his wrongs and become someone worthy of the title of hero.
Years past. Now his time-hopping journey with his fellow heroes has taken him back home when war looms on the horizons once more—a war that threatens to ensnare not only Warriors, but his newfound family as well.
He’s willing to do whatever it takes to keep them safe, but how long can he tread the line between hero and traitor before the secrets of his dark past come to the light? When this is over, will he even have a family left to save? Or will he be the harbinger of his family’s demise?
(Once upon a time, there were three brothers: the captain, the engineer, and the child. Their story did not have a happy ending.)
Hello everyone! If you didn’t get the email, let me be the first to tell you that there is a brand new chapter!
A part of me is not 100% happy with this one, but whatever. A bigger part of me was also tempted to wait until next weekend to post in order to avoid competing with Halloween, but I punched that part out (don’t make me regret it though).
Either way, I hope you enjoy! Let me know what you think!
In this chapter of my extremely niche and way too long fanfiction:
Four continues to be the GOAT of the narrative
Warriors finally explains what the heck is going on with this political intrigue stuff
I always wondered why they don't nickname Chilchuck to "Chil". Because Chilchuck is quite a long name, it's way easier calling him just Chil. And then this.
It's all the opposite of how it would normally work. Usually, people call each other by their first (or second sometimes) names, but when they're called by the full thing... it means either nothing good is happening, or they're being called in a formal way.
Isn't imposible to think that the party actually called him Chil, since it's his first name and a nice nickname for him. In fact, they probably did, and Chilchuck told them they shouldn't call him that and explained why. They stopped calling him Chil, and accepted calling him Chilchuck for the rest of their lifes, apparently. Actually, we don't see anybody calling him like that until...
Laios tries to get his attention with something that normally would. Calling him his first name, something that he told them specifically not to do doesn't even makes him flinch. And then he's sure that Chilchuck is out of it and proceeds to intervene.
It's such a subtle detail, I don't remember if they call him "Chil" on other panels, if they do, reblog with evidence so we have all the oficial Chil moments here.