#can i offer you an egg in this trying time?

[wileys-russo]

aitana bonmatí “but you always do it”, locker room

you can do it II a.bonmatí

"looking a little worse for wear there amiga." you sent a side eye to mapi who held her hands up in defence with a whistle at the withering glare, slinking away to go bother someone else.

"ay chica why is your girl so grumpy?" patri chuckled to aitana watching the interaction, the huffs and glares sent by you to anyone who came within five feet of you incredibly out of character.

"do not ask." aitana sighed knowing full well why you were being so stand offish, having kept her distance all morning and walking on egg shells with every interaction.

"what did you do tana?" frido grinned from on her other side with a raised eyebrow as the girl laced up her boots and frowned. "nothing! she is not angry, she is tired." aitana sighed with a roll of her eyes.

"i will ask again, what did you do?" frido laughed as the shorter girl bumper her shoulder into the swede's. "nothing. we got a puppy, sí?" the midfielder started to explain as both patri and frido nodded, everyone having been fighting for days now to come and meet your new fur baby.

"well, she has been trying to crate train him but it is not going well." your girlfriend sighed, watching with a wince as you struggled to get your boots on, grumbling in annoyance to yourself under your breath.

"he just cries and cries until she sits beside the crate or lets him out. so she has barely been sleeping but she will not listen to me about ignoring him crying so he learns she will not come every time!" the brunette explained with a roll of her eyes as the girls either side of her hummed in understanding.

"ah, so it is your fault." patri hummed as frido agreed and the shorter girl looked at them both in bewilderment. "no! it is her fault for not listening to me and listening to the dog instead." aitana huffed pulling her socks up.

"sure tana, go tell your girlfriend that. i am sure that will improve her mood!" frido chuckled, squeezing her shoulder as she and patri stood to leave the locker room, most of the girls having already filed out to the pitch for training.

watching you on your phone as you were now ready for training aitana sighed knowing you were likely watching the puppy camera you'd insisted on having installed so in the brief times neither of you weren't home you could keep an eye on your new fur baby, and you'd even sprung for the more expensive one which allowed you to speak to it through an app.

grabbing her hairbrush and an elastic you looked up as aitana sat down beside you, a hopeful smile on her face as you spied the objects in her hand.

"tana por favor i am too tired, do it yourself or ask ingrid." you sighed, clicking off your phone and dumping it in your bag as you rubbed your eyes.

"but you always do it." the brunette pushed gently, knocking her knee against yours and smiling softly as you shook your head, face buried in your hands. "not today amor."

"lo sé cari, i know you are tired i heard you get up and down and up and down and-" aitana shut up the moment your eyes glared at her, grinning apologetically.

"if you heard me so many times the you could have gotten up and helped aitana." your girlfriend winced at the use of her full name, something that rarely left your lips and only further cemented your bad mood today.

"lo siento mi amor. how about tonight i will be on puppy duty?" she offered as you gave her a suspicious look. "really?" you questioned, your girlfriend never having offered before not that you'd really asked given the dog was mostly your idea anyway.

"but. i will be doing it my way bebé, he needs to learn that just because he cries you will not go running to him every time or else he will not adjust to the crate, no?" she spoke firmly but softly as you sighed and nodded, knowing even if you'd struggled to do so that she was right.

"perfecto. so tonight i will sleep downstairs in the spare room, i will put el perrito in his crate just outside the door and you will get a good nights sleep. vale?" your girlfriend raised an eyebrow as you nodded, aitana relaxing as a small smile graced your features.

"vale. muchas gracias mi vida." you leaned in to peck her lips sweetly a few times before tugging the hairbrush and elastic from her hand, chuckling as within seconds she was sat expectantly on the floor between your legs ready for you to braid her hair.

"now if only el perrito was as well trained as you tana." "amor!"

#woso community #woso #woso x reader #aitana bonmati #aitana bonmati x reader #woso fanfics #woso imagine #woso blurbs

[blueaubrey]

Cheeky :) 🍳🍑

💕Pattern!💕

#can i offer you an egg in this trying time? #let's see if some of my other projects can find success on tumblr too #crocheting #crocheters of tumblr #amigurumi #egg #my crocheting

[psykoticrefuge]

"When is it revolution time?!"

When you start caring about your neighbors. When you start feeding them and checking in on them. When you respect and protect the disabled. When you concern yourself with the houseless and their struggles. When you kill the cop in your head. When you build public benches. When you stand up for the marginalized. When you invest in your community. When you stock free libraries. When you pay off lunch debts for children. When you write letters to the incarcerated. When you loan someone your lawnmower. When you surround the homes of lawmakers who continue to push you to hate each other rather than the corporate lobbies. When you stand up for everyone's right to exist.

Many of the above will see you arrested or fined. That's how you know they are revolutionary. That's how you know you're fighting for the right people.

You don't have to know theory. You don't have to preach theory. You just have to love. You have to know and speak truth to love. God or Allah, Thor or Horus, Spirits or Good Vibes. Love is universal. Love is revolutionary. Care is revolutionary. Caring is love. Self sacrifice is not a requirement. People over property. Feeding people is one of most revolutionary things you can do, cause as I've said before and elsewhere, it's hard to have hope with an empty belly. Box brownies are fine! Cake mix is groovy! And a sammich is fellowship like no other. These are tenets that each of us can recognize and enjoy. Everyone understands love.

And if you're just looking for people to shoot, there's plenty of goosesteppers who'd make fine fertilizer. 🙂

The revolution starts when you start to care.

Also wear a mask dagnabbit!

We live in surveillance capitalism, fucking act like it.

#marxist #revolution #neurodivergent #feed your neighbors #empathy #transgender #bake a cake #no seriously... bake a cake for someone #class solidarity #can i offer you an egg in this trying time? #its for the cake #disability justice

[eorzea80]

"Do you mind sharing your egg, given it's the end of the world and all?" "'Raha, please..." "**sigh** You're lucky I love you..." I am so freakin' stoked to finally have the Chondrite Top of Maiming. The inability to dye the armlets was driving me insane. Pryne finally looks the way I intended; a soft lance witch who's bad at sharing.

#ffxiv: endwalker #eorzea80 #around eorzea in 80 days #eorzea80edits #ffxiv #ffxiv: a realm reborn #ffxiv: heavensward #ffxiv: shadowbringers #ffxiv: jenova #ffxiv: stormblood #pryne #pryne caris #can i offer you an egg in this trying time? #g'raha the internet's boyfriend #g'raha tia #g'raha/wol

[fauxbia]

they should be friends maybe

#rain world #rw artificer #rw gourmand #look this dynamic is like. the best thing ever #also i need to draw gourmand more #g really over here like “can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time”

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

The one Chris bean without a Wesker bean counterpart. Or maybe not...?

(RE8 Wesker bean is @cenorii's long haired Wesker! <3)

#re4r wesker: “can i offer you a gold egg in this trying time?” #i've never drawn this many beans in one piece before #all the wesker beans are doing their best to support the lonely chris bean #chrisker #chris redfield #wesker #albert wesker #rebhfun #tsum tsums #my art

[p12lysanderdelanne]

this is a good summary of my total knowledge of critical role

i listened to the first couple episodes of campaign 2 and then got distracted by like love never dies or something

#can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time #its always sunny in philly #critical role #critical role fanart #jester #jester lavorre #my art

[honeyimissjoo]

231114 chae 🥚 enlists

#hyungwon #monstaxedits #mx7net #can i offer you a monstaegg during these trying times #e.w #e.g #another monsta egg enlists #mx

[quieneseedyquienessonaal]

:/

#iasip #frank reynolds #can i offer you an egg in this trying time

[shoku-and-awe]

Finally tested out my Daiso ajitama maker! It can make two ramen eggs in only 50 ml of liquid! Usually I figure about 175 ml for two eggs, so this is an improvement. For just one egg (if, for example, you ate the first one as fast as you could peel it, while standing next to the stove), you need about 6 tbsp/88 ml of marinade.

For the eggs, I placed 2 large eggs in a small saucepan full of cold water, brought it to a boil, switched off the heat, and let them sit covered for 5 1/2 minutes before transferring them to an ice bath. This was just about the perfect texture; I maaaaybe could've gone a little shorter but the risk didn't feel worth it.

For the marinade, I tried Just One Cookbook's version. It's very simple: mix 2 tbsp each of sake, soy sauce, and mirin, plus a large pinch of sugar, then heat it briefly on the stovetop to melt the sugar, and pour over the peeled eggs. Marinate a few hours to overnight. (This egg sat close to 24 hours, AND oops I cracked the white, but it was fine.) They also recommend adding vinegar and salt to the water for ease of peeling—I'll try that next time!

I had the egg for breakfast with somen noodles, shredded cabbage, and a bit of the marinade. It was much sweeter than my usual marinade, but had a great flavor. I'd absolutely make it again, with less sugar. Ooh, I also have to test this thing on miso eggs!

#what can i say - eggs are serious business !!! #make again #egg #soy sauce #mirin #can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time? #< is a perfectly nice tag but....... #i still miss my egg p.o.r.n. tag

[serious-goose]

us: please fix your broken, bot ridden website

staff:

#BOOP #🐾 #can i offer you an egg in this trying time #april fools #tumblr #tumblr staff

[that-weird-skeleton-bastard]

*insert profound metaphor about how Raz as a trans boy hugging and conforting his younger, pre-self discovery self represents him imbracing his past even tho he isn't that person anymore*

Anyway

Egg

#psychonauts #psychonauts fanart #psychonauts 2 #razputin aquato #psychonauts raz #raz aquato #color palete challenge #color palette #color palette challenge #psychonauts angst ? #psychonauts fluff ? #raz is trans #trans pride #can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time? #trans egg #psychonauts memes

[motti-the-cat]

This blog

#mötti #motti cat #mötti-kissa #cats #mötti meme #egg meme #frank reynolds #can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time #it's always sunny in philadelphia

[artcake]

#Alex mullner #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley alex #sdv alex #sdv fanart #Just a little treat for me #Second spouse and my beloved himbo #He's so cute #Fan art #My art #He's doing a smolder #Can I offer you an egg in this trying time

[rando-posts]

Other Pals: Let players travel faster or fly. Add special effects to player attacks. Buff Pals in the same party. Chikipi:

#palworld #chikipi #pals #can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time? #memes #video games #mine

[slaphappyflapjacks]

Hello! In the long forgotten land of 2019, I discovered your Kirby blog and was like “dang, I like this gay art” and I stayed. I phased in and out of the fandom, but I’d always come back to your blog. With local gremlin Magolor returning, I thought it’d be the right time to say your art has really inspired me and thank you for being amazing <3

AAAH OMG, THANK YOU SO MUCH! I’m so flattered to hear you like my silly little Kirby blog, and honored that the gay art has inspired you LMAO. I know it’s been a long time since I’ve gone back into the Kirby tag, and an even longer time since returning to the blog itself. I just got notified on the 1st that it turned 4 years old and it feels so long ago lol. Magolor’s return has been such a treat for me personally bc he's always been tied with Meta Knight as my favorite character in the series, and it makes me so happy to see the Kirby fandom still alive and eating well after Forgotten Land, Dream Buffet and now RTDL Deluxe.

Thank you so much for the kind words! I hope the inspiration keeps coming to you and that you have a wonderful day! 💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕

#can i offer you an egg in these trying times JHSHJFHJ #AHH THANK YOU AGAIN I'M SO HONORED #it was such a pleasant surprise to get this ask waaaah 😭 #might even rb this to the kirby blog too #kirby #ramblings #fanart stuff #i don't know if this should be tagged as spoilers for deluxe or not lmao