#can you hear the sword

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Nooooo Bestie, don't go to mad at me island

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #Bestie (nhs) attempts to dodge responsibility for his meddling. Fails miserably. Gets soggy and wet as a defense. #I think there should be an ace attorney au for mdzs just so nhs can be an girlfail definitelydidit witness #NHS with the wettest eyelashes: “my whole lineage is based on killing and vengeance and swinging massive swords around” #He was so smart for breaking the cycle tbh. What if you just didn't engage with the tradition that eventually drives you mad? #Other notes from this scene (because I'm skipping over the man-eating castle explanation) #Shout out to NHS again for hearing that Jin Ling almost died in the walls and going 'maybe he got what he deserved'. Unhinged.

[lovefrombegonia]

Shen Jiu should make dark jokes about his time as a slave but no one gets the jokes coz everyone thinks he is a spoilt young lord from a noble family.

(Except, Yue Qingyuan. He gets it. He is currently screaming, wailing inside coz sometimes SJ is a bit too detailed JUST to make him feel even MORE guilty.)

#qijiu shenanigans #qijiu #shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #svsss crack posts #svsss #can you imagine if yqy gets too frustrated at one if those “jokes” #and he just mutters “its not like my sword was eating me” a bit too loud #deadly silence follows #“WHAT THE FUCK?!” #“Xiao Jiu plz calm down!! You're on the verge of qi deviation!!” *starts panicking* #“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND MYSELF!!!” #“Please! Don't kill yourself!” #liu qingge was about to visit zhangmeng shixiong but after hearing all the ruckus from a distance #he thought to himself “Not. Today.” and flew back

[canisalbus]

Imagine if Machete was Muslim instead of Catholic. His name would be something like Saif سيف, and Vasco would probably be something like Dhahabi ذَهَبِيّ

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#I don't know Arabic so I can't weigh in that much but if you say so! #it seems like these mean “sword” and “golden” respectively that's neat #Machete wouldn't be able to cling to his Catholic guilt in that case #I don't think Islam has the same concept of original sin that Christianity does #I'm simplifying but it's a belief that humans are born with an innate tendency for evil sinning is part of our nature #and staying on the positive and in God's good graces requires a lot of repentance which can lead to excess guilt and shame #I could be wrong but I'm under the impression that this idea of a manufacturing error is a very Christian thing #sorry I know you didn't sign up to hear me try to talk about big theology things and I don't want to make it weird #but I find this stuff really interesting I unironically like to read and think about how religions work #and how they shape things they come in contact with #in Machete's case in particular his troubled relationship with God and his career choice are big parts of his character #and why he turned the way he did and thinks the way he does you know #answered #kachavashka #Dhahabi is such a regal sounding name #I'd steal that in a heartbeat if I didn't already have one extremely gold-coded character

[kaviithing]

I really want to make a little au with this guy but I kinda suck at storytelling….

I have this though! So please enjoy!

#my art #tmnt #miyamoto usagi #usagi #usagi chronicles #usagi yojimbo #samurai rabbit #can you tell I love the color blue #the grass sword arc #there’s a second page that goes more into the sword but it started spiraling and now I don’t know what to do w it #if anyone wants to talk about story ideas I would love to hear it!!

[luna-lovegreat]

It's all "links meet aus" and "zeldas meet aus", but where's my "companions meet aus"?

I wanna see midna bash fi and navis heads together for annoying her

I mean can you imagine the sheer chaos of all the Zelda companions meeting and going on a journey together? They're all companions/guides! One of thems a talking hat for hylias sake how are they supposed to take initiative?

I think it'd be like Lu where they all just meet up, but can you imagine the chain just somehow finds out this happened (and twilight is just like guys I am so sorry about midna) (but they're also really oddly touched that all their friends met each other too)

Pretty sure midna would be the sort of leader, since the last time she was in a foreign world she just found the nearest dude and started ordering him around. By like halfway through twilight princess she was literally asking LINK to accompany her to get what she needed.

But like. 90% of the group would be fairies. Which can't heal. One is a talking hat who just needs a head? He can't go on midnas cause she throws him off with her magic hair, poor ezlo is just trying to keep up.

They also have these weird green shadows who come around? They don't talk, but there's a rock, a fish, a bird, and a lady who just appear and stab things and shoot wind water fire and lightning.

Also midnas really confused why wolf link just shows up and kills things every now and then (from botw amibo)

Fi is the one who can talk to Hylia and awaken memories and get guidance and information or whatever, but she only does this by ballerina dancing and the others are always pissed at her anyways "WE DONT KNOW WHAT BATTERIES ARE OR A WII REMOTE WILL YOU PLEASE GO BACK IN SWORD FORM ALREADY" "I detect there is a 90% chance you need a key to open this door" "wow. Your perception is unparalleled fi."

Also there's a boat. A boat. Who is also good at taking charging since he's a king, which causes some friction between him and midna, since she has to grab him by her hair to move him half the time.

And with the fairies. Again. They all offer advice mainly. And with the fairies a lot of their main role is speaking and getting attention and pitching in? They come on an intersection and there's a chorus of bells all shouting the same directions. Ezlo is trying to cover the kings ears from his place on the boats head

Also there's this ghost/spirit of Zelda that everyone just feels REALLY strong loyalty to. But she's just like this kid who wants her body back?! They try to protect her but she can turn into a purple knight and stab things so there's that. I think there's also some animal companions from ooa/oos so.

Side quests are nonexistent they don't care about a village or gathering frogs for a kid they are there to save the world on a mission linear plot it is

And it's interesting because you have so many of them who just vanish and then appear to give loud advice. All at once. And the fighting skills basically fall to those weird green shadows that shoot various elements and fight and randomly disappear. Midna and spirit Zelda can fight, and Fi can too (kind of like how she fights as a sword in hyrule warriors). Also up to you if midna is drop dead gorgeous or devilish imp.

By the end they find whatever enemy so they can go back and midna is so pissed by this point that she hears the word "batteries" from Fi and goes full on fused shadow and just obliterates the jerk

***I have not played all the games so do not know or understand all of the companions and probably got some stuff wrong

Bonus: there is a child in a village named Link who does not have the spirit of the hero. He is stalked for three days until Fi decides his vibes are off and they all stop telling him he's the chosen one

#I just think it'd be really funny ok #they hear the word ganon and go into a blind rage #*finds someone named link* #psst hey kid #you want a sword #we need someone named link to tell what to do please kid #king of red lions: we can MAKE him have the spirit of the hero #fi: he does not have the hero vibes and I would not let him wield me. the batteries- OK WERE GOING FI #loz #Zelda #linked universe #twilight princess #totk #botw #Zelda companions #midna #navi #idk what to tag this I hope that's ok #me: has fifteen analysis posts in drafts #me: has a weird crack fic idea and writes it out #*glances at posts* don't look at me like that

[starflungwaddledee]

They called me goofy...

:'D

well i'm pretty sure they won't do it again!

> follow up of this

#i traced the swords from a render sorry! don't have time to spend going all out on a gag 😂 #and just in case i've set a precedent here by doing art twice: #i probably won't be able to respond to more of these like this but i did this one as a warmup today! #they might also have been calling another one (which i posted temporarily and deleted so you might not have seen) goofy #which was like this: #“what if morpho knight and the funny waddle dee were friends instead……. pwuldn’t that be so fucked up……………..” #but who can say! i guess we'll never know because it seems we won't hear from 'em again. rip. at least morpho sword is fast. #you know what. i'll tag it so i can find it later: #morpho #morpho knight #my sketches #asks

[s2pdoktopus]

There weren't enough fanfics to satisfy my inner GinZura trash so... I drew this...

#it's been a while XD #ginzura #gintama #sakata gintoki #katsura kotaro #it's always fun to draw Gin's eyes. i don't know why. I really like it #Gin will not do anything and eventually Zura will go: what's wrong Gintoki? are you sick? I told you not to drink that yakult. it's expired- #and gintoki will regret doing anything in the first place #alternatively Zura hears Takasugi and Sakamoto and would go: Don't be stupid. Sakamoto. #if Gintoki uses his other sword that would make the anime hentai. Gintoki. have you no shame? trying to change the genre of the anime. #what about your loyal fans? the animators who work hard to meet the deadline? you would betray the people who bring you to life?- #gintoki to takasugi: I can carry the show as both a shonen anime and a shonen ai anime! Gin-san can multitask! #takasugi just wants the anime to not be comedy so he can be as menacing as his introduction initially showed him to be. #He will destroy everything dammit! it's not a joke! he's serious!

[completeoveranalysis]

[5]

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT 

The undercurrent of their goodbye finally comes to the surface and Kurogane doesn’t apologise or say he’s conflicted or anything else, he just outright says that he’s going but that he’ll be back. And he’s even going to prove his loyalty by reswearing his oath to her. 

Which means that Fai’s oath to Sakura was a direct parallel to Kurogane’s oath to Tomoyo all this time AHH

WAIT

WAIT A MOMENT HERE

WAS I RIGHT?

WAS I RIGHT ALL THIS TIME

NO FUCKING WAY LET ME FIND THAT POST

I can’t even remember when else I might have talked about this crack theory (PRESUMED CRACK THEORY) but here’s a post of me talking about it back in 2019

And you can SEE how at THAT point I was talking myself out of it and was already saying that I was reading too much into the moment after all. 

ARE WE NOW SAYING THAT I WAS ACTUALLY CORRECT THE FIRST TIME??

HOW THE TURN TABLES?????

#I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS??? #I missed the onscreen explanation about the sword #BUT I GOT THE NAME THING???? #How do people even READ this liveblog jfc #Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle #Tsubasa #Vol 182 #Tomoyo #Kurogane #Sorry - ‘kurogane’ #I have so much to say about this #If you listen really close you can hear me screaming in the distance RIGHT NOW

[mayasaura]

sometimes I get really scared about Alecto the ninth and getting a satisfactory griddlehark resolution that fully acknowledges the romance and complexity of it all but I feel like giving us no griddlehark would just be mean and Tamsyn does not strike me as an author who would do something just to be edgy or dunk on her audience or whatever else people do so I try and maintain the faith. Also her short stories and stuff support the idea that she’s actually a big romantic at heart so fingers crossed

Honestly, this is something we have no control over. Tamsyn Muir is gonna write the ending she wants to write, and whether we find it satisfying or not is going to vary from person to person.

But both books so far with planned ending points have ended on the most romantic emotionally complex notes imaginable. So I think we're in good hands.

#like 'first flower of my House' #and 'always your sword my umbral soverign' #and 'saving the last dance' #and 'you eealise it was killing me that ... I couldn't even hear your voice' #I can't promise it's gonna be fine #or that it will satisfy everyone #but I think we can count on complicated and romantic #the locked tomb #alecto predictions #op

[portraitdelajeunefilleenfeu]

bts of KTY shooting the last scene of season 2, filmed by alba ❤️

#kristina tonteri young #alba baptista #warrior nun #sister beatrice #(becoming just ‘beatrice’) #alba and kristina #warrior nun bts #warrior nun s2 #i love how k sticks her tongue out at her as she walks by #alba’s standing on the steps by that statue thing but you can hear her little giggle at the very end and it is very clear it’s her #anyway.. this is just more ammo for my theory that bea wasn’t leaving to just ‘live her life’ she was leaving to go be w ava #WHO IS VERY NEAR BY BECAUSE THE SWORD WAS GLOWING #AND WHY THE HELL WOULD ALBA EVEN BE THERE IF SHE WASN’T SHOOTING ANYTHING??? #i’m telling you.. they filmed ava’s return already. #idk if they’ll use it or not but they filmed it #and i have never believed that bea would just go off & not spend every single waking minute for the rest of her life trying to get ava back #WHY WAS SHE SMILING SO MUCH WHILE SHE WAS LEAVING??? #…. BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO BE WITH HER LOVE THAT’S WHY. #warrior nun thoughts #1013

[electric-sheeeep]

just imagine it. disney decides to finally make a 2d animation again. the trailers look beautiful. the setting is mesmerizing. prince charming is a real james potter type. brave and chivalrous. but they never show the princess. everyone is bubbling in anticipation for disney's next damsel in distress. the movie releases. the princess in question is no princess at all. it's a misunderstood teenage boy with raven hair and stormy eyes. starchaser coming to a theater near you

#this would actually be so beautiful #can you imagine #james with his sword #regulus with magic #CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM FIGHTING TOGETHER #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #marauders #disney #hear my call

[1pcii]

One piece headcanon: Zoro is POSIC+

(POSIC+ : (the) Perception of Object Sentience, Individuality, and Consciousness)

I think his relationship and perception of things like his swords (which he see's as having distinct personalities and consiousness') aswell as his view of the going merry (chapter 327, last page) being just as sentient as usopp and luffy make it so i wouldnt consider it a streatch to interpret his character this way.

(further context) <- seriously check the tags on this out if you want a better explenation its so good.

#sorry i cant have original thoughts ever. but the tags the link leads to are just rlly good and i probably couldnt word it better myself #-honestly! #1pc #text #one piece headcanons #roronoa zoro #posic+ #autistic headcanon #autistic zoro #<- i will however say that you could also attribute this as a part of neurodivergent-coding. as the personification of /hyperempathy toward #objects/ideas can be linked with autism (and synesthesia but thats off-topic) #which links to posic+ and osor #it could also just be a swordsman thing. in still pretty early on in the manga so im not AS confident on that statement #but considering the other two major swordsmen are MIHAWK and TASHIGI at this point... hm #but also his relationship with the going merry! he views her as just as sentient as usopp and luffy do #idk i feel like im just ascribing lables to things that just.. exist in canon lol #but as a posic+/objectum person myself i think this extra layer to his relationship with his swords (and merry) is very interesting! #ik this is a long shot but other objectum/posic+ zoro fans if you have any thoughts. any at all i would love to hear them! #psii.txt #also would like to mention thats posic+ and objectum/osor are not mutually exclusive! (though an osor reading of zoro is also an idea... 👀)

[sword-day]

BETTER CALL SAUL 01x04 | Hero

#better call saul #bcs #bcs edit #bcsedit #nacho varga #jimmy mcgill #a sword day a red day #the look on nacho's face #'can you believe this guy?' #'is anyone else hearing this?' #but i do also love how jimmy's holding his own now #like he's a whole new man after taking the bribe #not sure whether i like him or not but so far he compels me

[thewips]

👀gay betrayal on the kings smp?👀sad gays? 👀lovers to enemies angst hurt no comfort?👀 gay divorce on the kings smp?👀 sad gay breakup scene on the kings smp?👀

#i can almost hear our beloved mutual jest going #trade offer #we receive: princetech content #you receive: views #/aff #the important question is will there be a homoerotic sword fight to the death #kings smp #minutetech #lifesteal smp #princezam

[meezer]

just relistened to the tarot reading I got from jared in march 2021... dude. 😭 two of swords and the hanged man stuck with me the most but the other ones too which I had kind of forgotten... it was the perfect reading tbh it was exactly what I needed to hear and it really helped

description of the situation: two of swords reversed

what I could do about it: five of swords reversed

what I COULDN'T do about it: the chariot

the lesson behind it: 3 of pentacles

how it's gonna turn out: the hanged man

I'm getting so emotional now on behalf of my past self. I know I was listening to this at the time and crying.

#'lack of information needed to make a decision' man. yeah. #'you want this period of fighting to be over so you can forgive and forget' MAN. YEAH. #3 of pentacles........ that..... kind of really was the lesson behind it huh? BTW. I was gonna say. I still haven't let go and never will 🤪 #but I did let go of how things were in the past. it's different now. it's good. I don't know if better but it's good. it's more than I coul #ever ask for or deserve #oh my god and the chariot being like. 'you can't do much in this situation it's up to the other person.' screams. that really was the case. #being told 'you need to let go' was really fucking heartbreaking to me at the time. sigh. it's very dear to me now though. needed to hear i #two of swords too I love her. she is my sister in suffering

[sodamnbored]

Pick an autumn scenario to put TFW 2.0 in? 10 points if it becomes inexplicably dangerous along the way.

Oooft. You’re definitely the ideas guy between us. I’d quite like to hear YOUR ideas for their autumn shenanigans.

I’m not sure, I think I’ve seen people say apple picking in an orchard is a fun autumn thing to do, but I don’t think Dean would enjoy that much 😂 Could get very dangerous though with the right Pagan god in the neighbourhood.

Is it cheesy to jump right to Halloween? Perhaps pumpkin carving and Sam starts with a normal or even small pumpkin and a normal little knife. And Dean gets a bigger pumpkin (of course he starts sniggering and pointing out smugly that his is bigger) and whips out one of his crazy big military grade hunting knives to carve it with.

Sam says that’s both stupid and dangerous and only makes it harder to carve. Dean says the fun is in the challenge.

So Cas finds an even bigger pumpkin and tries with like an Angel blade or a machete or something.

And then Jack brings home like the Grand Pumpkin or something and takes it on with a full on broad sword from the bunker walls - or maybe the fancy dragon killing one?

#dunno. that’s all I’ve got. #off the top of my head #love to hear your ideas though 😊 #Dean would totally have a go with the board sword but Jack is half Angel and Dean tends to forget that #he swaggered over all smug ready to show the kid how it’s done #and then he can barely lift the thing #ohhh and they can carve their initials into their pumpkins too. since we know they’re mad about carving initials into everything #Jack’s is so wonky cause he did it with the board sword #asks and answers #that was fun #thank you!