Bobby: That wraps up the morning briefing. Would anyone else like to say anything?
Eddie: Uh, yes. Something I'd like to say. I'm a pretty private person so this is kinda hard for me, but... Here we go.
Eddie: I'm bisexual. All right. I will now field one minute and zero seconds of questions pertaining to this. Go. Hen.
Hen: How long have you known?
Eddie: Since seventh grade. I was watching "Saved by the Bell" and I thought, Zack Morris is hot. And then I thought, Lisa Turtle, also hot.
Buck: The fact that the words Kelly and Kapowski didn't just come out of your mouth is lunacy.
Bobby: What made you decide to tell us now?
Eddie: Chim found out on the road trip and I was positive he was not gonna be able to keep the secret for much longer.
Chimney, in a flashback, screaming across the firehouse: Bye Eddie. I mean, not "bi," but bye! I mean, see ya! I mean, have fun only having sex with women! Just bangin' chicks, left and right!
i feel like hen is just waiting for the day she can make homophobic jokes with another queer in the firehouse, like “boooo chim you’re homophobic” because he refused to pass the salad or something