#cas is fucking funny

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[ursamajori]

god i love being SOOO obnoxious about my ocs everyone should be 50% more obnoxious about their ocs right neow

#starspeak #get obnoxious (oc tag) #ttrpgs #my campaigns #edit: everything after these tags are from the og post— they’re just kinda me ranting but i don’t wanna get rid of them #due to the fact that it adds how fucking funny it is that this post got popular and it was just. me rambeling #anyways. #-> #literally guy who gave their character a whole birthday week and is celebrating him that whole week #like girl he’s fake……..just kidding cas is real To Me #this is fully positive there is NO self deprecation here i’m being dead serious #also i’m celebrating all week to hide the fact that this is the busiest week of the year at my work #and i’m already sick so it’s gonna be downhill from here 🥲 #casboy’s gotta get me through it ok #not Sick sick i just don’t feel well. at least tmrw is my day off i probably need Rest #oops didn’t mean to rant a bit here but oh well. happy birthday week cas

[hauntedpearl]

dean needs to complain about castiel's big beautiful cow eyes whenever he wants something/is in a situation/has just been yelled at more i think. because like he literally looks at you like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺. wtf is that. lost comedy potential yet again. every time he's about to confront this guy he covers his eyes like he's walking into the eclipse or something. serious conversation going on, and you turn to close up on dean's face and he's just like looking up. MORE CARTOON comedy!!! pls!!!

#i just think it would be funny. #he grabs sam and he's like don't look directly at it and Sam's like at... cas? and dean's like no no his face! he's doing those stupid #cow eyes again. he'll Getcha #and sam is like. heh. okay. weirdo. #but then he looks ar cas who is going 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and he's like oh fuck you're right. and dean is like damn right. i told you #anyway agdgdhdjdjjdks #doe is talking again #spn posting #random stuff

[souporsaladnatural]

Uhhhh uh Dean goes into the Empty to rescue Cas and at first hes wandering around aimlessly but then he feels his shoulder heating up so he rolls up his sleeve and his shoulder is glowing in the shape of Cas' handprint from season 4 and it gets brighter as he gets closer to Cas send post

#i think its so funny how they had cas literally brand dean raising him from hell and then it was never relevant ever #even with the “a claim on a soul will leave a mark” shit from season 6 #like girl WHAT #its only relevancy was being gay as fuck and thats why they tried to make us forget #but we never did #<3 #spn #supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #cat spirals tag #i wont give this my revival tag even im not clowning that hard

[secondbeatsongs]

when you're into the Big Ship™ in a Big Fandom™, you have the luxury of having an OTP - a real One True Pairing, where you can read about just them for ages, and you will never run out of fics, and everything is perfect and beautiful and nothing hurts

but when you go to a smaller fandom, you'd better pray to whatever god you worship that someone else in this room ships the same thing that you do, and that if they do, they're writing more than late-night crackfic, because you're on thin fucking ice!

and how small is your small fandom? is it less than 100 fics? maybe even...less than 20 fics?

welp, then it's time to make peace with that god and either open up a text document or learn how to ship everything, because it's swim or drown babey! and your ship is sinking fast

anyway all of this is to say that after hanging out in small fandoms and shipping less-common pairings for a while, going back into a Big Huge Fandom™ is wild because suddenly it's like...wait, why didn't I ship these people again? I don't remember. why was I only sticking to one ship in this fandom?? boring of me, honestly. these guys should make out.

#sbs rambles #fandom #fandom stuff #ao3 #basically. I hung out in superwholock for so long back in the day #but then I got weird and cool and moved on to smaller and older and stranger fandoms #and decided to throw a party and have fun and enjoy all of the small and weird in those fandoms #and now rewatching media for a big fandom I'm like. huh. sucks to be everyone else I guess. they're missing out on some wild dynamics here #because I'm havin a blast #and like. when I mean small fandoms I mean SMALL #my one fic I wrote for one tv show makes up 25% of that entire fandom on ao3 #(double checks) #oh!!!! new fic in the fandom!!!! #my one fic only makes up 20% of that entire fandom on ao3!!! #time to throw a fuckin party! 🎉🎈🎊🥳 #anyway it's really funny because based on this some folks are going to assume what ship I'm into in a Big Fandom now #but buds. you can laugh at me #I'm thinkin about sam and cas #what's up with those guys? #fucked up actually. they should hold hands about how much they love dean #:') #but also supernatural is way more fun if you watch it out of order #that's what I've realized #now if only the RNG would give me something in season 1 or 2 T_T #also if you're at the point of reading fic on livejournal or wattpad in the year 202X you've reached ''small fandom'' status #that's the rules

[werepires]

got him

#screencaps really don't do this shot justice #it's so fucking funny #the pan over their heads #the dramatic zoom on cas #the knowledge of what their dynamic is going to be by the time season 12 comes around #bobby rewatches supernatural #5x10

[adozentothedawn]

Okay I've been cracking up over this too much, I have to post it. Thank you @ampleappleamble, it's impossible for me to ever forget about this now

#pillars of eternity #waidwen #readceras #this is too fucking funny #it should not be as funny as it is #and then as if it couldn't get better i'm just imagining that absolute horror of Waidwen hearing this #he would not be on board #this was in context to my pillars roleplay stardew run btw #i am taking care of caed nua farm #cushy deal i especially like the weirdass statue bits coming out of the ground

[dumbbitchawards]

Misha collins voted funniest man in the world for 15th consecutive year in a row

#WHY THE GAY CAS FANART ARE YOU INSANE #''cas is gay :3'' PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR RIGHTS STOP TALKING ABOUT SUPERNATURAL #hes so fucking funny oh my god #supernatural #spn #misha collins #castiel #instagram #mine #dumbbitchawards #goose's greatest hits

[mrs-padalecki2341]

Just some Destiel posts for the 5th of November. (sorry im a little late)

#supernatural #spnfandom #spn memes #spn #spn fandom #funny spn #dean winchester #castiel novak #dean loves cas #destiel is canon #destiel #dean and cas #castiel #dean x castiel #dean supernatural #destiel is fucking canon #destiel is love #destiel is real #dean spn

[nobodymitskigabriel]

Everyone talks about how shitty it was that Michael and Adam were cut short in s15 and how they wanted to see them go on cute dates and move in together and like. Sure. But I wish they'd been expanded in a different way. Imagine Adam being around for Michael's "betrayal" of Sam and Dean. Or maybe the angels welcome Michael out of the Cage and presenting him with the throne and Michael just...not knowing what to do. Or maybe God commands Michael to kill Jack and Michael needs to seriously grapple with potentially making the same mistake twice. And maybe all this is happening while Gabriel or Raphael is alive which adds extra archangel family drama to the pot.

All these hypotheticals just to say that I would've loved to see Michael be a part of a genuine conflict in s15 especially with Adam. They had each other for 1000+ years but now things have changed, and in the grand scheme of the Universe, what is 1000 years anyway? Maybe this was God's plan all along. Okay, so maybe all humans aren't all literally maggots, but is the fucking archangel Michael going to throw away everything he lived for for the angels' Plan B Adam Milligan?

So imagine Michael actually going back to and listening to God or Heaven and Adam being so offended not on the Winchesters' behalf, but just on principle after everything God's done. Adam gives him an ultimatum and tells him he needs to wise up or get out of his body, and Michael goes...you know what? No. I'm an archangel and you're my vessel. Why would you get a say here? So maybe Michael takes Adam for a ride, stuffs him to the back of his consciousness and gets on with his business like the Cage never happened.

Eventually Michael does leave Adam, either by halfway coming to his senses or getting kicked out by force and obviously that experience would be very traumatic for Adam who would just...not know what to do with himself after being betrayed and violated by his only friend for 1000+ years.

But whatever, right? Michael is an archangel. His Father is back. He doesn't need Adam or a vessel. (Except he sososososososo fucking does.)

So imagine Adam tagging along with tfw for some mission that goes wrong. Everyone is surrounded. It's game over. But then whatever demons or angels or whatever are about to kill them get smote like it's nothing. The ground trembles. The windows break. Absolutely blinding white light spills in. Everyone has to shield their eyes and there's this ear-grating noise that only Adam seems able to be able understand. Everyone is writhing on the ground, clutching their ears and Adam is just standing there casually like he's having a depressing and slightly tedious conversation. It goes back and forth between the most ghastly noises anyone has ever heard and Adam saying something like, "I don't know if I can trust you anymore" and this goes on for some time. We never actually hear what Michael says, but it seems to have a major effect on Adam who eventually does decide to forgive him and let him back in.

I also like the idea of Michael taking his throne back with Adam?? Like I know we're not necessarily rooting for Heaven on this show but yesss king make John's secret third son your Heavenly consort 💞💞 I do like the domestic potential Midam has but it doesn't just have to be domestic you know???

#so i hate romcom hallmark stuff but theres something rly funny to me about the potential for trueform michael to be #doing the “im sorry i messed up pls forgive me 🥺🥺🥺” speech #for adam fucking milligan #heavy bonus if cas and gabe and raph are there for this and are just like 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ okay #im aware this is word vomit rn but whatever #supernatural #midam #tw consent issues

[morrigan-sims]

Pirate Outfts

I was bored, so I started trying some different outfits on Zara... The last one might be my favorite, if only because I already used another swatch of the first one for Wolf, and I can't have them wearing the same thing... But I also love being able to see all her freckles in the 2nd one...

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 CAS #ts4 CAS #adventures in cas #my sims #cas #ts4 fantasy #ts4 pirates #sims 4 fantasy #sims 4 pirates #oc: Zara #(she's only about half mine but oh well. I came up with the idea for her and my DM took what I gave him and has been cooking with it.) #I'm so fucking nervous to see how her conversation with Rook is gonna go. #He's planning on surprising her which will be... interesting. #and we recently found out that she knew where he was for those two years and didn't do anything about it... #and the DM says she's been having her own problems in the meantime but she's not a captain anymore... #it's been 3 fucking years since Rook has seen her and she's still nearly a god in his eyes. #I've imagined a dozen ways the conversation could go and there's probably dozens more. #I just gotta wait A FEW MONTHS to find out. 😭😭😭😭😭 #funny thing is I never decided on a surname for her I don't think. #seems like I ought to but I just never did. She's always been Zara to Rook and to me.

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[rynliadon]

can you imagine if richard papen had just gone to like. ucla

#as a californian from a town very similar to his: it’s so fucking funny to hear him talk about how much he hates california #he’s like if i had grown up in this east coast victorian lake house i would have loved it bc ca sucked out my soul #ok melodramatic #i don’t have any rich friends a creepy greek professor!! i’m stuck in CA forever!! #the secret history #donna tartt #(also note: i’m like 20% of the way in LOL don’t spoil anything please 🙏)

[sunforgrace]

he sat there on the ground and cried. for cas. cas told him he loved him was taken away and he buried his head in his hands and wept

#AND THEN THEY TRIED TO PRETEND LIKE IT WAS FINE? and after the widower arc #it wasn’t even as nearly fucked then this time all their friends got thanos snapped and we don’t even get canon confirmation that they were #brought back. even with covid not even a vo or offhand mention or reference #jack is god and in every drop of rain or whatever. #sure yeah whatever they beat the final boss and got over the protagonist angst of it all but the world was still the same it just wasn’t a #chuck story which only ramped up to being The Big Problem in the season 14 finale. #cas was stabbed by an angel blade and dean broke while wrapping his body for the funeral pyre. ALONE. and was. not doing well #and you tell me it’s whatever after he sat there in that dungeon refused to answer sam’s calls and cried during the complete and total end #of the world. that he just bounced back from that and died and drove around heaven for decades in a few minutes and smiled while americana #electric guitar played on some bridge #cas helped oh that’s nice I guess smile now I have GOT to go drive my car around. because I did not get enough of that in my time on earth. #unlike my time with cas which I am satisfied with and in no need of closure. perhaps a conversation. looking upon him to see him alive and #well. healing some of that trauma of the last time I saw him. a reunion hug maybe even which has become tradition. CUT THE CAMERAS deadass #he’s going for the face touch. no this we cannot possibly have time for we have to play carry on wayward son twice #sorry. it has been three years. sorry. it’s just so funny buddy your ass did NOT escape the hamster wheel

[soullessjack]

I know the real reason is far deeper but the idea of jack throwing a sulky teenage hissy fit because he can’t utterly destroy monsters anymore is so funny

#spn #supernatural #jack kline #spn season 14 #14x01 #spn 14x01 #spn scripts #spn fandom #spn family #he wants to kill and maim so badly it’s so fucking funny #sam: this hunting life isn’t easy it’s a lot of death and we risk our lives every time we leave the bunker & sometimes we have to be bad #jack: I WANNA HUNT SO BAD I NEED TO HUNT OR I WILL DIE #also jack as soon as he enters an apocalyptic war zone: I LOVE IT HERE CAN WE STAY FOREVER :DDD #he’s literally so funny #sam #cas #dean #spn michael

[domesticatedangel]

someone on twitter is trying to say that misha wasn’t a lead actor on spn and that the real leads were j*red, jensen, and…..baby. 

#cas: 0 impala: 10000000 #im so dead #i would be angry if it wasn’t so fucking funny