#cheesy romance novel

[dread-red-queen]

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#goro takemura #takemura #goro #cyberpunk 2077 #digital drawing #digital art #art #artist #fanart #commissions open #cheesy romance novel #book covers #book cover #prompt #which one is best? #art: goro takemura #art: cyberpunk 2077 #poll #oc: raven #oc: victoria rominov #goro/original character #goro/oc #couple #romance

[tallbluelady]

Guess who had taken this gpose and never did anything with it til now!

#i need a screenshot tag #aether and anatomy #rowan argentas #urianger #urianger x wol #so like #in my head this is probably a cheesy romance novel that rowan picked up and imagined them on the cover #rather than a cover of them #((((he would definitely read it aloud to her)))

[demonicfarmer69]

pathetic jfm strikes again

#jiang fengmian #yu ziyuan #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #i just think none of the events of mdzs would happen if jfm were a better husband to yzy ok #in this au jfm tries to win yzy back but he sucks at it given hes never been romantic in his life so his only references are #cheesy romance novels #but hes bad at cheesy romance let alone romance #yzy thinks his attempts are cute but refuses to let him know she likes how pathetic he gets for a crumb of her attention

[rockcandiezz]

first kiss

#this is based on the covers for harley quinn romances 1 #which are basically parodies of cheesy romance novel covers #sorry i just love corny romance tropes #tim drake #robin #red robin #kon el #conner kent #superboy #timkon #young justice #my art

[r0ttengrapes]

Kazuma: I haven’t been the center of attention for at least 10minutes this is unacceptable

#baroaso #asobaro #bras #asbr #idk it's both lol #barok can't read in peace #he's reading a cheesy romance novel btw #you won't convince me it's not his fave genre #he will never admit it tho #vindraws

[televinita]

I have never been bitchslapped so hard by the comparative ugliness of a paperback edition in my life.

#seeing the original cover image like: ooh! cool and mysterious manor! I will investigate this title! #I go to Goodreads and see the second one lurking among the editions like CHRIST ALMIGHTY #I am tormented and consumed by the offensively cheesy paranormal romance novelness of it all #how...HOW... I mean these signal completely different types of writing. which one is The Truth. #down comes the night

[sweetsavageflame]

Velvet Embrace by Nicole Jordan, Zebra Heartfire 1987, Collector’s Edition, Franco Accornero cover art

#Zebra historical romance #zebra romance #zebra heartfire #nicole jordan #historical romance #franco accornero #romance #romance novel #romance book cover #romance cover #cover art #book cover #book cover art #paperback books #paperback cover #clinch #old school romance #retro romance #cheesy #book blog #book blogger #book #book covers

[mediterraneanmenace]

I like to think that with Raksha being 23/24 when she gets with Raph there’s a lot of playful teasing on him being older (besides being a centuries old Cambion; he appears in his 50s to her, with some light hair graying to boot).

I think he’d be possessive and a bit overly protective because of how he sees a younger version of himself in her and wants Raksha to have what he didn’t???

But also she’s definitely poking at all of that with some very sarcastic “Don’t worry daddy I’ll be careful” and it makes him feel in a specific way 💀

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Hhhhhhh #Raphael #tbh on a side note #Haarlep is less attractive to her because he’s literally modeled to look like Raph when he was younger #she just prefers him with the crows feet and graying lool #Also this tiefling’s only s3xual experiences before him come from literal cheesy romance novels #She’s from an extremist Ilmater sect that has abstinence vows #I do think Raph is DEFINITELY the one who knows what he’s doing lol

[ghcstcd]

the trope of immortal beings watching their mortal human lovers age and grow older...

#how's did that go for you Omega? :') #most of my muses are immortal or age slowly (live for a couple hundred years at least) #so having a ship between an infernal demon and human mortal got me like :') #the ghost breakdancing beside you #I am a sucker for that genre #when I was a teen I read a novel titled 'A kiss before the apocolypse' #and it followed an angel who left heaven and did fall in love with a woman #in the book she was already an elderly woman. in the care of a nursing home. The angel loved her so much #I forget his name. I just remember liking the book. It was Cheesy as fuck. But it hit some of the occult vibes that I like #and he wasn't exactly on the side of god or anything like that #I should find that book again it's been over a decade since I read it #anyway. I'm a sucker for a good romance #for love in general

[omnishamblegreg]

ok the posters continue... this one i might touch up later but AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. THE GLOW. WITH THE MOONLIGHT. im so glad it worked

painting is by ivan aivazovsky

#ofmd #ofmd posters #ofmd poster #ofmd fanart #kinda #stede bonnet #ed teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #our flag means death #my love #kinda wanna make some crackish posters now #like a cheesy romance novel #my posters #my post

[chryzure]

whew, people get heated over their fav booktok book.

#memorie.txt #once you’ve read more you’re more willing to admit that you love a kinda poorly written book #by god i love jackaby. the writing style is a solid 3/5 and the plot stuff is cheesy as hell. #you get a better frame of reference for ‘this book requires an award’ style of good #and a ‘god this is so my dumb little niche that scratches all those weird little itches nobody else has’ style of good #one of my fav series is the ghost and the goth!! is it good?? i don’t know if i’d go that far!! #is it fun and does it make me think of trysi / chryzure stuff??? yes :) #i’m beginning to wonder abt ppl rabid abt their fav books. anyway this one person was losing their shit over ppl liking apollo #and aurora and i’m an aurora shooter but i digress #they were foaming at the mouth and im like Well. its a little not that serious . #he is letters on a page. and also mostly irrelevant to the story as a whole so im kinda confused as to why ppl feel so strongly abt him #it’s funny because most of my complaints stem from an outside pov #where i critique the worldbuilding / plot work / character writing and its inconsistencies #whereas ppl assume im encouraging villainy irl. it is quite seriously more that the villainy is unmotivated #or otherwise poorly done. i love to hate a good villain if the proper legwork is put into it #because i like observing how others work their craft!!! #but my irritation with stephanie is that she doesn’t work her craft well. it’s shoddy craftsmanship full of retcons or #convenience required for plot that otherwise hold no reasoning in the story #and i can admit that i find the series unsatisfying because it’s marketed as a romance (the romance had little chemistry that could be #understood by anyone that’s not straight. straight romances are always laziest because it’s the ‘norm’ so that equates to chem) #and also it was marketed as having plot when rlly the ‘plot’ was trying to put these characters in weird chemistry-less situations together #so yeah i’ll complain abt the villains being jealous shallow archetypes when it could’ve had depth. #i’ll complain abt a lot. but in the end it’s a silly basic ya romance series that isn’t anything unique #most unique stories will not be found on booktok. i’m sorry #i can show you the beautiful world of horror novels though! #or weird lil 80s fantasy novels that are actually quite long that my dad likes showing me #truly no romance novel will be better than the darkangel trilogy though.. that is what stephanie wanted to write. #but that’s lightning in a bottle ithink. #okay anyway. good night. i worked a long day and i have appts in the morning

[hearts-hunger]

you know i really vacillate between “fanfiction is supposed to be fun and casual” and “anything i write that isn't the next great american novel isn't worth writing or reading”

#i feel like i'm a cheesy paperback romance writer in a world of super talented novelists #all of you on here writing the next great american novel about gvf...... i love u and u are so talented <33 #maddie.txt

[pennyserenade]

i’m still pissed abt the fact that i don’t like romance novels bc it’s the genre my heart needs most. but they never write them abt regular ol’ guys. i’m not even talking about the jason batemans of the world or anything—just anyone without a six pick or who isn’t only supremely hot or someone who maybe isn’t 20. why are they all white and blond and young and stupid?

#misc. #and romance novels are so cheesy and i hate that too #it only makes me so mad bc i’ve read fics where romance was such a big part of the plot and i loved them to death #and no romance books have matched up to that for me #even when it comes to smut it’s like there’s either none or too much and it kills me #they need to take tips from fic writers i fear

[befuddledbrynntrovert]

GIRL HELP I SWITCHED PHARMACIES FOR A MEDICATION AND 8 DAYS LATER I JUST NOTICED THAT MY LATEST ADDERALL PILL BOTTLE HAS "CUTIE" WRITTEN ON IT IN CURSIVE

HELLO????? WAS I JUST FLIRTED WITH BY THE COOL PHARMACIST LADY WHO GAVE ME MY PRESCRIPTION??????????????????????????????????

#it really doesn't help that I've been reading too many cheesy gay romance novels lately #sapphic

[desdasiwrites]

– David Baldacci, The Christmas Train

#book quote of the day #david baldacci #the christmas train #Christmas reads #Tom Langdon #contemporary fiction #holiday literature #cheesy books #humorous #interesting characters #romance novels #book quotes

[clueless1995]

what if i wrote a romance novel. what then

#i’ve been Depressed and thus have only been reading cheesy romance novels bc my sensory tolerance is LOW so i can’t just chuck on taskmaster #all day #but i do think they’re fun and nice sometimes but i also want to shout ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO FUCK IN THE HOSPITAL HALLWAY #so idk #and i do have. some writing experience……. #idk all i do is imagine fun little stories in my head anyway i may as well write it down