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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months
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Adam : You know what would be sexy? Eating food off each other *wiggles eyebrows*
Y/N : . . .
Adam : :)
Y/N : You didn’t do the dishes.
Adam : Not a single plate.
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moxley · 5 months
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shout out very specifically to the person holding up this sign during the christian cage vs adam copeland match
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blue2black · 29 days
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HAZBIN HOTEL BLOOPERS:
PART 1
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Valentino: The UNGRATEFUL WHORE! *throws drink towards Vox*
Vox: *steps to the side but gets the drink on him anyway*
Vox: ...
Vox: Which whore are we—UGH, that smells. *chuckles while wiping his coat*
Valentino: Sorry. 😓
Vox: No, it's okay.
Director: CUT!
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Valentino: The UNGRATEFUL WHORE! *throws drink towards Vox and hits him*
Vox: AH-
—🎬—
Valentino: The UNGRATEFUL WHORE! *throws drink towards Vox*
—🎬—
Valentino: THAT FUCKING WHORE! *growling, throws drink towards Vox*
—🎬—
Valentino: The UNGRRRRATEFUL WHORE! *throws drink towards Vox*
—🎬—
Valentino: The fucking 🎶whoooooooorrrrreee🎶 *spins gracefully*
—🎬—
Valentino: ... 😐
Valentino: *raises drink* THE UNGRATEFUL—AAAAAH—son of a- 🤬
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Vox: Think of something that pisses you off.
Valentino: I can only break so many glasses before I get this fucking line right, Christian...
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Angel: Eh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all. *brings his drink to his lips*
Husk: I guess you have changed...
Angel: *laughs out his drink back into his cup*
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Angel: I want you to like, sing me a lullaby in that voice.
Husk: Mm. 😏 *knows he's the shit*
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Alastor: —for every other disrespectful WRETCH who DARES to question me.
Husk, shaking: UnderST—*seagull screech*—d.
Husk: ... 😐
Husk: I was trying to sound scared... *Alastor laughs*
Husk: That voice crack though. *smiles while getting up*
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Vaggie: Action...!
Niffty: 😃 ->🧍‍♀️
Vaggie: ...
Niffty: ...
Vaggie: ...
Niffty: ... 😐
Niffty: 🥴
Niffty, covering her face: AHHHH, I can't do it!! 😆
Vaggie and Angel: 😆😆
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Alastor: ... *toothy grin in place*
Director: CUT!
Alastor: *turns into a fish* 😮 Ooooo...
Alastor: 😲 Ahhhhhhh...
Alastor, rubbing his cheeks: Fuckin' Christ.
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Giant Overlord Alastor (animatronic): I̶͎͇̙̳̙͍̼̺̺̠̿̂̉ ̵̢̗̤̥̯͚͎́̎̉̆̑́͘͘̕̕ẁ̸͍̎į̶̛͗̈̎̽̍̍͘l̸̝̳͙̓̆͊̆͠l̴̢̧͙̹͖̩̫̻͔̄͛͂̈́̓͝ ̵̳͕̗͙̭̟͙̭͍̙̐͊͐̊d̶̫̗̮̿̀̈́̔̌̉̿̓̚e̴̺̰̊̓͂v̸̞͚͕͚͕̱̝̿̍̎̀̽́̅̀͠o̸̢̧͍̳͈͎̼̪͑ȕ̸̠͇͈̝̦͔͍̯̘̥̓r̷̨̤̦̰͈̞̠͚̀̃̇͋͝ ̸̢̭̺͖̭͖͚̃̉͒̐e̸͉͕̰̝͌̀̇̄͆̀͜͠͝á̴̢̞͓̝̝̗̪̪̓č̵̪̈́̃͋̈́̒̽͑̿͘h̴̡̡̛͇̱͓̭̟̟͚̐͜ ̷̧̲͔̏̄ȧ̶͈͈͎͚͖̺̫̼̓̄̇̍͘ņ̴̘͍̘̗̑d̷̢͊̔ ̷̢̢͔̙͚̙̳͌͋͑̕͘ḛ̸̲́v̷͉̗̆̐̑͂̂͜ę̴̧̜̙̰̈́͑̎̀́̍̇̆̕͘r̵̫̐̚y̴̟̺̙̑͂̽́̊̀͑͋ ̷̺̳̏̈́͒́͐̃O̸̯̲͂̇̋̈́̎͗N̷̡̟͇͔̯̏Ë̵̹̝́́̈́̍̀͐́̊͘ ̴͍͚̏͠O̴̰̣͙̭̥̹͙͇̓̄̈́̉̃̔F̶̲̝͔̖̗͕̭̜͐͗̉̍̃ ̴̢̡̮͖͓̕Y̸̢̡̞̪̦̫͂͊́̽͂͌͆̂̓Ô̸̲̻͕̄̊̋̆̏͐̋͝͝U̸̡͔͇͈̖̺̳͚̥̿ͅ!̵̢̬̬̝̙̈͌̔̇̓ͅ
Alastor, from behind the scenes: 😱
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Angel: —I can handle MYSELF.
Husk: REALLY?! be- *Angel flinches back and almost falls*
Husk: —AH, sorry, that was too loud. *grabs Angel's arm*
Angel: These GOD DAMN heels!
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Husk: Really??
Husk: Great, that wasn't loud ENOUGH.
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Angel: You got this 👍😃👍
Husk, face in his hands: UuugggghhhhhaaaAAAAHHHHHHH—
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Husk: Really?! Because I just saw someone self-destructing!
Husk: ...it seems like...I don't know...
Husk: You might need a bartender to talk to.
...
Director: When you say that last part, add a little softness to it.
Husk: Hahaha 😄 *Angel: 😁*
Director: Remember, you're trying to comfort him.
Director: Let's go again!
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Angel: —I can HANDLE MYSELF!
Husk: RE—*seagull screech*
Husk: *face palms* Goddammit! Why does that happen??-
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Husk: —how famous, how hot—
Husk: So, you might as well just...cut the act.
Angel, whips his head around: IT'S NOT AN act... *trails off laughing*
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Husk: Loser. *lovingly*
Angel: No, you. *also lovingly*
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Husk: Are we doing a string of this? *Angel: 😅*
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Lucifer and Sera, taking a selfie: 😇😝
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Lute: Got a good 275 this year, sir.
Adam: HAH, awesome, pound it danger tits. *fist bumps Lute*
Adam: Yeah, yeah...love you girl.
Adam, panicking: Ohhh no, I wasn't supposed to say that. *BTS crew laughs*
Adam: Charlie, your idea is shit—fucking hell—go back, go away... *waves Charlie away, looking down embarrassed*
Charlie: *laughing her ass off*
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Angel, laying in the studio bed naked: I can't believe that the first acting role I ever get requires me to moan into a mic a thousand times.
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*Husk and Angel chatting before the start of a scene*
Vaggie:
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(She’s the #1 HuskerDust shipper on God)
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browsethestacks · 3 months
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Dan's Guide To The Cinematic Batmen
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Dan's Guide To The Cinematic Batmen
Art by Dan Schkade
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musical-shit-show · 3 months
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i was trying to put the adam + lucifer and vox + alastor dynamics into words and this just hit me like a ton of bricks
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edgedchristian · 4 months
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elitehanitje · 4 months
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Old Man Yaoi
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Ao glad we as a Broadway community could come together and obsess over little demons in hell together
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illustratus · 1 month
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The Creation of the World and the Expulsion from Paradise
by Giovanni di Paolo
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lucid-moon0750 · 1 month
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Pro Wrestling out of context: Thankfully, The Patriarchy's potential victory was thwarted thanks to the brave actions of Daddy Magic, wielding a pair of handcuffs.
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jasvvy · 1 month
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typical Canadian behaviour between two fathers
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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months
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Adam : I just proposed to Y/N
Lute : what did they say?
Adam : They said they’d rather be dead in their grave
Lute : Oh no, I’m so sorry—
Adam : so yeah, I was thinking maybe spring wedding, pastel theme? They seemed to like that sort of stuff
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rel312 · 3 months
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Not my theater major ass watching Hazbin Hotel like:
Cady Heron?
BEETLEJUICE??
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE???
DR. FACILIER??????????
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allelitewrestlings · 5 months
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AEW DYNAMITE oct. 4, 2023 → nov. 29, 2023
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agirlnamedbone · 1 year
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“Holiness Hands with Serpents and Bible” // 1987 // Shelby Lee Adams
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bathroomtrapped · 9 months
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sacred heart
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