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series-thoughts · 7 days
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Breaking the Dollhouse/Final Family AU
@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @high-functioning-fang1rl
*Rachel and Nica working together to try and homeschool the kids whilst they're in D.C. (The triplets are bored)*
Nica: Can any of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?
Glenda: Judy Blume?
Junior: Hitler?
Nica: F.Scott Fitzgerald.
Glen: Who's that?
Nica: The author.
Junior: Well, why are you saying 'Fuck him'?
Nica: What?
Glenda: You just said 'Eff Scott Fitzgerald'. What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
Glen: Yeah.
Rachel: No, that's his first name.
Junior: His name's 'Fuck Scott Fitzgerald'?
Rachel: What? No!
Glen: Well, then, what does the F stand for?
Rachel: Francis!
Glenda: No. It's gotta be Fuck.
Glen: It must be Fuck.
Junior: It has to be Fuck.
Nica: Why the hell would it be Fuck?
Glenda: 'Cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?
Junior: Yeah. He's hiding something. It's Fuck.
Glen: Read between the lines, guys.
Nica: *trying not to laugh* That's completely insane.
Rachel: You guys are idiots.
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cornerofhell · 4 months
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Tiffany: Right now, every woman in my Mommy Wine Group is judging me! I may have to start drinking wine at home alone!
Glenda: Start?
Tiffany: NOT THE DAY GLENDA, NOT THE DAY.
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streets-in-paradise · 8 months
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Andy: In a fair world, i should be able to sue Disney for emotional damage.
Nica: Evil corporation, but what have they personally done to you?
Andy: In Toy Story, the kid with the living toys is named Andy. What kind of cruel, sick joke is that? ' You have a friend in me' No, you don't!
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twyz · 11 months
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Chucky carrying a drunk Eddie: Dude, you're heavy.. you're gonna break my back
Eddie: I thought your girlfriend did that last night
Chucky:
Eddie: *loud ass laughter*
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slasherincorrect · 2 years
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Stu: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Chucky: How am I supposed to know?
Johnny: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Chucky: *sighs*
Chucky: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Nica: I can’t date you, you have too many red flags
Tiffany: Oh, those aren’t red flags, that’s the blood on my hands
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elles-writes · 1 year
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Got bored, played with an incorrect quotes generator
Jake: Devon and I don't use pet names
Lexy: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Jake: Honey?
Devon: Yes, dear?
Jake:
Lexy: Don’t ever lie to my face again
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Jake: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Devon:
Devon: Jake, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Jake: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Jake: Hey Devon,
Devon: Yes?
Jake: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Devon:
Devon: Where's Junior?
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Jake, texting Devon: Devon! Help I'm being kidnapped
Devon: Where are you?
Jake: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Devon: I'll call Junior.
Junior, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Devon: Where's Jake? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Junior: Jake? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Junior:
Junior: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Junior: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Jake: WHO ARE YOU?!
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silvershewolf247 · 1 year
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Andy: Dinner!
Glen: I crave death.
Andy: I made you grilled cheese cut into spider shapes and tomato soup.
Glen: I crave a little less death now.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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Tony: How'd you end up like this?
Natasha: It's a long story.
Y/N: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.
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slashingdisneypasta · 5 months
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Incorrect Quote
*After a kiss between Y/N and a (male) Slasher in the Horror House*
Y/N: He- he just like- grabbed me?
Jennifer, trying to gage whether she should be buying knives or not: Uhuh...
Y/N: And he- he took me-
Tiffany, eyes closed imagining it (Already knows Y/N's into it): Mhm, yeah..
Y/N: And he was there- and I was there-
Jennifer: Yes?...
Y/N: It was firm?? B-But tender??
Tiffany: Oh! So, it was good, huh?~
Y/N, frazzled: No! I mean- well, I saw through space and time for a minute there but THATS NOT THE POINT, I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE IT!-
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series-thoughts · 14 days
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Breaking the Dollhouse/Final Family AU
@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @high-functioning-fang1rl
*The adults explaining all the Chucky stuff and people involved to the first family*
Rachel: He's a complete dickhead!
Nica: They're all dickheads.
Andy: Yeah. Dickheads who can fight!
Kyle: Okay! The next person to say 'dickhead' is getting a punch to the throat!
Andy: Dickhead.
Rachel: Dickhead.
Nica: Dickhead.
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cornerofhell · 5 months
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Chucky, just pointing a gun at Jesse: Oh so this is the thanks I get for working overtime!
Tiffany, holding dishes:...... OVERTIME?!
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streets-in-paradise · 3 months
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Glenda:  [reading] Whoa, Andy's been arrested six times. Aww, Nica's only been arrested twice.
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twyz · 1 year
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Eddie: Uh-
Chucky: Sh
Eddie: He just shushed me!!
Tiffany: Eddie, look, sometimes you have to be a little more und-
Chucky: Sh!
Tiffany:..Don't you shush me!!
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slasherincorrect · 2 years
Conversation
Chucky: You surely are one sick son of a bitch
Freddy: I try
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barclaysangel · 2 months
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Miss Fairchild adopting the Core Four @fairchilds-glasses
Miss Fairchild: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Lexy: A character!
Jake: A setting!
Devon: A plot!
Junior, a gleam in his eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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