#cooking like Hannibal

[hannikin-grahamkin]

Once my roommate and I move and I get a copy of this book it's over for these hoes

I already make roses out of mashed potatoes for fun idk I just think I would really enjoy making some of these.

#hannibal #hannibal cook book #janice poon #food styling #gothic #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal the cannibal #bryan fuller #cooking like Hannibal #learning to cook #hannibal kin

[thegroundhogdidit]

this fandom talks a lot about whether or not hannibal would eat junk food, and specifically if he would let will eat it or not, but i think the real answer is that hannibal doesn't touch it and he wishes will wouldn't either but the one time he so much as suggested that he shouldn't eat doritos will pulled a gun on him

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #he's definitely super annoying about it though #will is munching on some ritz crackers and hannibal is like 'why do you despise me and my cooking :((((('

[black-and-yellow]

Lost

(minus grain)

#it's HAM don't freak out he's just cooking #let him cook #the image of Loudspeaker preparing meat of some kind in some grimy lair floats around in my mind and every so often resurfaces for air. #plays out like that montage of Hannibal Lecter cooking but without the criminal undertones #well without Those criminal undertones #think it sprouted from that one line where Mic is like 'yeah im gonna find out who did this and make their guts into soup' #and I was like 'oh he would make some nasty nasty meats huh' #bnha #mha #loudspeaker au #present mic #hizashi yamada #villain!mic #i hate all asmr apart from bugs and offal #if someone is eating a pizza into a microphone my stomach doth protest. But if theyre crunching down on a lil cricket? maybe a bit of liver #okayyy. yum yum yummy! #anyway play Psychopomp it's free on Steam #might make another games recommendation post sometime

[grahamcore]

i think hannigram could do the plot of gone girl (with hannibal as amy and will as nick) but it would not be over will cheating and being a shit husband. hannibal would fake his death and frame will just because he like. caught him eating mcdonald’s or something.

#hannibal would try to slap will with the death penalty over fast food crimes #and of course he’d come back like she did in the movie but only after will went through the absolute ringer #hannibal is just like amy dunne and if you’ve seen the movie you KNOW i’m right #he’s just so extremely petty that this would be the only solution to him #“oh you don’t like my cooking? you prefer processed foods? you spit in the face of god’s creation and wonder why he smites you.” #hannigram #hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham

[rahayn]

laios' attitude towards monsters and eating them is how hannibal thinks he approaches both psychiatry and cannibalism, but two minutes in a kitchen with laios would send lecter into an inferiority-induced tailspin for the rest of his natural life

also the winged lion wouldn't want to fuck him and he'd be sooooo mad about it

#hannibal would try his -tell me senshi- bullshit ONCE before senshi casually mentions that while he could kill hannibal #(like in a fight) he still wouldn't cook him and hannibal would blow a gasket #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #delicious in dungeon spoilers #i guess? #salt shaker speaks

[stranded-labyrinth]

my ideal post fall dynamic is Will as the classic grumbly whiskey and beer drinking American husband and Hannibal as the ever doting housewife and no i do not accept criticism

#Will comes home from work even vaguely tired #and Hannibal is already moving him to the Big Chair in the living room #sliding his boots and socks off. giving him a foot rub and asking about his day #he does this rather frequently actually. rubs away Will's aches and pains anywhere he can #bonus if Will doesn't even take it as a sign of being 'together' he's just like. yeah that's him #then one day Will pieces the little bits of domestic care together #comes up behind as Hannibal's cooking and wraps his arms around his waist #rests his chin on Hannibal's shoulder #and Will can HEAR his breath hitch. it's a tiny thing but it's there #and THAT is how they fuck for the first time

[nondescriptloin]

Because I am a big fan of tender Hannibal but do also believe that his manipulation and medical malpractice in regards to Will is something that is important went looking at their relationship, here’s what I (at 11:12 pm) think Hannibal was thinking throughout the show (yes I left off the end of S3, I’m very tired.)

- Hannibal meets Will and is OBSESSED

- Realises Will is way too bitchy and into the whole crime fighting/solving thing to accept him for who he truly is

- Sees Will’s potential and decides the only reasonable thing to do is to manipulate him and let him almost die from encephalitis

- Falls even harder when Will tries to have him killed, would do anything for that man

- Will won’t elope with him so he gets gently spritzed with a water bottle (stabbed and his pseudo daughter killed in front of him)

- Broods in Florence for a while

- Sees Will and instantly decides he will once again do anything for that man because he has absolutely got separation anxiety and if Will won’t play ball then Hanni will just have to get arrested so Will knows exactly where he is when he’s ready (willing to elope with him)

#I also think it is perfectly acceptable to look at how Will may or may not have been repressing parts of his identity #especially in season one #and I also think it’s perfectly fine #to project onto characters #because they’re characters #and #like #not real people #it’s okay to see a character you identify with and project onto them #idk dude I just feel like the crimes and cannibalism fandom has got kinda gatekeepy and overly hostile lately #let’s just let people engage with media the way they want to #you can say that you don’t understand something #or prefer something else #without booing everyone who thinks/does something #not saying that pointing out harmful stereotypes is bad #but like #a lot of this is just dumb shit or differences in interpretation #of the weird kalidescope gay cannibalism cooking show #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #hannigram

[cannibalovers]

cowboy will doodle um... yay or nay

#it has been cooking up in my brain for like a month #cuz i was making a will graham playlist and was searching for country music for like a full hour #and suddenly somehow out of that a thought of cowboy will popped up #and i have a scribbled it down and haven't looked at it for a month #so #do i torture myself and finish that or no #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #fanart #rumaiq art #rumaiq rambles #the fact that the music i chose for him isn't even really country lolsies #theres more folk and classic rock + whatever I listen to but reminds me of him on there

[frumious-bandersnatch-ao3]

What do you mean I can’t be friends with actual cannibal Hannibal Lecter. Literally all I want to do is trade recipes and talk about music and art and design and suck his dick

#Hannibal #nbc Hannibal #hannibal lecter #shitpost #Bro I just want to cook with him that’s all I’m saying #I would like to be in his kitchen please

[ishgard]

i am so obsessed with her rn. if you don't support womens wrongs get out please and thank you.

#mine #aria bateleur #pose: rook #she's so fucked up #she enjoys tea and sweets and curling up by a rainy window with a good book #also cooking people #(i've never watched hannibal but fancy dishes like that) #...or sometimes just raw when the mood [berserker] hits #she's meteions little half sorta sister but only what amon could cobble together #she has a messed up sense of identity because yeah she's a chimera in the worst way #she wants to be loved she wants to be loved so bad but she knows its all useless in the end

[thesilliest-littlefella]

i hit them with the ponification beam

#i had a thought and i had to act on it #OKAY SO THE CUTIE MARKS hannibals is a plate and knife because he has a passion for cooking #wills is a paw print to reflect his love for dogs and also hearts because hes empathetic #also gave him clydesdale hooves because it felt right #this is like s1 era hannigram to clarify #i kinda love this tbh #nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #nbc hannigram #high effort shitpost #mlp fim #my art #my artwork #sketch #colored sketch

[bloodredsoul]

The desire to write down all my cooking recipes in a suspicious little box and be very unspecific about the meat used, just for fun

#cannibalposting #vampirecore #cannibalcore #hannibal #I’d love to cook more like Hannibal does #I really enjoy cooking actually #I’ve only cooked a handful of elegant dishes #sit tight for the suspicious dinner party after a recent triple homicide

[the-limp-linguine]

Will Graham can cook a mean rice Kielbasa (or any sausage) collard greens and rice

you can’t change my mind

#will graham #hannibal #hannibal crack #hannigram #nbc hannibal #Like mans can cook nothing fancy or anything

[grahamcore]

my toxic trait is finding hannibal references in every aspect of my life and especially when they’re not present even a little bit

#it’s passable when it’s blatant. like when cannibalism is mentioned or if we’re talking about hozieresque relationships #but i’m so much worse than that. walked into the kitchen the other day and my mom was cooking mushrooms for dinner #immediately launched into a spiel about season 1 episode two aka amuse-bouche aka mushroom guy episode #drive me by a field of horses and i guarantee i will begin telling you about the social worker who got sewn into a horse #i see a family of three with two dads and a daughter? that’s literally a hannibal reference. what do you mean they’re not a murder family. #the characters of hannibal nbc rattle around in my head like the insides of a maraca and i am powerless to stop them #hannibal nbc #will graham #hannigram #hannibal

[torturedblondhairedboy-child]

Genuinely so fucked up theres no scene of will and hannibal cooking together. Like yea theres the knife scene but thats not really abt the cooking i want to see hannibal asking will to chop something and will opens one of his drawers and panics because he has no clue what all the fancy shit hannibal has is for. I want to see will graham peeling a potato and getting all the easy jobs while hannibal is on some Michelin star shit in the back. Its not fair I was robbed of this. Why would they do this to me. Dont they have any shred of compassion.

#not to say that will cant cook or like doesnt know what normal kitchen shit is #he is very capable #just hannibal is hannibal #the dramatics never end and his rich ass definitely has some crazy cooking shit #hannibal nbc #hannibal #will graham #hannibal s2

[lilitblaukatz]

Dr. Hannibal Lecter: Have you considered eating your father after killing him? Can be cathartic.

Kim Theerapanyakul: Do you have a recipe in mind?

#Jeff liking Hannibal inspired this #They met in Italy actually #I am Kim likes his autonomy so he can cook truther #And no it is not suitable for Vegas #I think there are two potential cannibals in kinnporsche: Kim and Pete (with Kim is 100% already tasted human flesh in fights) #Maybe Korn if there were something really beneficial for one's health in human body So no Korn prefers his acts of dominance more subtle #So in theory it IS suitable for Vegas if he is cooking someone for Pete #Kim can pass on the recipe #After he served a bite for his mother-in-law #I am re-watching Hannibal in Jeff's honor #It is still that good #Very incorrect quotes #kim khimhant theerapanyakul #kinnporsche