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someonewhowannadielol · 3 years

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pro hero! bakugou x newbie journalist y/n

here's a thought (not edited lol)

imagine journalist y/n, new at work, completely chuffed to finally work and be a big shot in the industry - only to blush and huff at her very first interview with the upcoming, new, pro hero Dynamight.

You had no reason to be this nervous, no reason to have sweaty armpits or clammy hands or stupid, invalid second thoughts about having chapped lips or your voice cracking. Be a girl boss, c'mon, you can do this shit, you got it, no biggie.

Oh, but you did have a reason to be this nervous. It was the man infront of you, his voice as deep and husky as it can get, the gleam in his eyes too red to be anything good, his smile - more like a snarl - giving you goosebumps.

Currently, you wish you could google a way to literally vanish because you were wedged in a tiny seat, way too close to the hero for you comfort - you could literally smell him, the undertones of burnt caramel, spice and testosterone making you rather lightheaded. Ugh, you hate all men.

Still, you manage to stutter your way, and every time you feel yourself slightly at ease, he simply nudges your shoulder or puts his hand on your thigh - an inappropriate act but none of the producers seem to mind, so why should you?

Oh, but, how could they ever expect you to concentrate on the interview when all you wanted was to jump his bones?

"So, Dynamight, what are your thoughts on the people who seem to criticise your, uh, well - harsh language?" You're proud you don't stumble over your words. Not much of an achievement, though, just something that's expected of you.

"They're just a bunch of fucking extras, no need to worry about them, Princess," he says leaning back in his chair, his skin under the shirt exposing more under the unbuttoned top part showing you a sliver of skin that you're not supposed to see.

"It's like your way or the highway, right?" you try to joke and elevate the tension, attempting to fake laugh bullshit your way because right now it felt like you were drowning under his unwavering gaze.

"Damn right, you should drill that in your pretty little head, y'know, for the future," he smirks, and you sigh.

You sigh because this is an absolute, utter disaster. Can this nuthead do or speak anything without swearing, being suggestive, or looking like he can't be bothered to be here. Finally the filming stage finishes and your co-workers assure you that their editing will, well, make the final product less... suggestive.

After a long day of more meetings, writing and arguing, you make it to your bed, the cool cotton sheets melting your tired body in as you don't even bother to change yourself.

Without a thought, you reached for your phone so you can finally open Twitter and start ranting about a certain blond hero and his lack of brain cells (and maybe get a chance to stalk him, after all it's only fitting to do so, right? Not your fault. You were just... curious?)

It's only then when you find a rather... unwelcomed note reading,

"070-XXX-XXX

You better fucking call me, Dynamight Katsuki,"

"Ugh, as if!" you shout in disgust, only to stop at the very last second because momma didn't raise no bitch.

No, no, no, you could use this. Well... this could be fun.

why is the bnha fandom so dead... yall literally dont comment 💔 please do im so lonely

so 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 tagging people who wanted a part 2 to the other thirst,,,, cause this is kinda? similar? idk I'm annoying u guys asked for it:

@blackgoddessworld @jazzylove @yand3reefr3ak @sailor-moons-butt @m779

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aries-online · 2 years

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Solstice(prolouge)

Summary: What if you were already in the twisted wonderland universe? With the ability to see the past and future, your always on the run. Can you settle down at NRC? Or are you going to have to run away again?

(This story is cross posted on ao3 and on Wattpad)

Authors note: this is short as its only the prolouge, this story does contain my ocs as background characters/side characters. You, as the reader are not Yuu. Also, in this fanfic, NRC is a Co-Ed school. Gender neutral reader^^

when my Ocs mini profiles are ready they will be linked here

You were running. You couldnt remember why, but you knew it was probably a life and death matter. Thorns scrapped your bare skin, the clothes you had on did little to protect you from the harsh wind. Taking a risk, you crawled into a small nook in a rather large tree. A hand covered your mouth, muffling your heavy breathing. It was a few minutes of waiting until you heard the chorus of shouts from the angry mob that was following you. You tensed up as they ran past. Unsure if anyone would stop to check your hiding spot. When the shouts soon passed your spot, you let out a heavy sigh. It probably wouldnt be long before they realized you evaded them, so you made your way out of there in whatever direction you felt was the safest.

Night began to fall quickly as you reached a small stream. Your pace had become slower as you continued on. With what little light there was left, you crouched down and poured some of the cool water on your face, washing off the grime and the blood from the small cuts littering your face. You bent down again, this time to get some water to quench your thirst. As you sat up, you noticed a figure standing behind you in the reflection on the water. Your head whipped around swiftly. Behind you stood a tall woman, a woman with glowing horns. You began silently praying to whatever would listen, hoping that this person was friendly. “Are you alright” her voice rang out. Her voice had an icy air to it, but you could tell her concern was genuine. “I am fine” you replied, your voice shaky from the limited use. The lady moved closer, crouching down to your level. A gloved hand reached up to your face, wiping away a small trail of blood from the corner of your temple. “You dont seem alright” she replied, her voice softer now. Something about her seemed calming, and you couldnt put your finger on what the cause was. “Please let me take you back to my home, let me bandage your wounds at the least” She pleaded. This strange woman had just invited you back to her house, for all you know she could be with the people hunting you. When she spoke, it was almost like she read your mind “i understand how it feels to be hunted, you need not worry. My home is protected”. You hesitated for a moment, this could be a good time to collect your thoughts. You gave the woman a small nod, letting her take your hand. She stood up with you, walking in total silence.

You were in awe when you saw the small cabin, birds of all diffrent kinds flying around. The woman gave a small chuckle at your expression. “My wife adores birds, so i helped her build this sanctuary” She explained. “My Name is Celestia, what do they call you small one”. You looked at Celestia, hesitating for a moment before your replied “They called me [NAME]” you replied. Celestia gave a small nod before speaking once again “let us get you inside, [NAME]”. Celestia led you into the small cabin, sitting you down on a rather plush couch. “I will return in a moment with the medical supplies, please make yourself comfortable” she said, a small smile forming on her face. Celestia disappeared behind a ornate door, leaving you to your thoughts.

You were a somewhat powerful oracle able to see into the future as well as the past. Though your abilities had to be your downfall. You had been on the run for about a year now, the reason for having to flee the home you once had was a purely accidental vision. You were at a celebration the monarchy was holding. You were there purely because of a friend of yours, a fae woman who went by the name Cirrus. Cirrus brought you there to give the princess and her betrothed a vision of their future together. In that vision, you saw the princess being murdered by her husband, which caused a riot in the ball room. The Prince had you thrown out and had told you that you would have a days headstart before his men started to hunt you . Ever since that day, you never stayed in one place out of fear.

“Little one” Celestia called out, snapping a gloved finger infront of your face. “Thank the seven your okay, you spaced out for a while” she explained as she finished wrapping a bandage over your head. “You were so out of it, so i began to bandage your wounds”. She paused for a moment. “And done, all bandaged up”. Celestia stood up, brushing her gloved hands on her satin dress. “Now little one” She said with a smile “tell me your story”

You told celestia everything that had happened to you up to this point. The horned woman let out a small gasp “so much for someone so young to go through” she whispered, placing a hand to her chest. “My love and i went through a similar exile. We were chased out of the castle years ago. When it was taboo for A fae to be in love with a human. Much less a human woman” she sighed. “My little periwinkle and i began our forever here, building up a bird sanctuary”. You gave celestia a smile “your wife sounds like a lovely person” you complimented. “Quite so” she said with a wistful smile “Holly is asleep right now, but if you choose to stay for the night, im sure she would love to meet you” Celestia offered, a smile gracing her elegant features. You nodded “id like that very much” you replied. Celestia stood up “let me find you a blanket and a pillow so you may rest” Celestia made her way towards the elegant door again “i must begin my nightly rest aswell”.

You stayed with Celestia and Holly for the next few months. The two women treated you as if you were their child, which you didnt mind in the least. You even took to calling them both Momma and Mother, a sentiment celestia adored.

“Little one” Celestia called out, her head poking out from the window “there is a fancy letter with your name on it here for you”. You let out a small laugh, letting your pet nightingale hop off of your finger. You quickly made your way towards the house, mildly excited to see what the letter contained.

“You have been invited to enter Night Raven college” you read outloud, your motherly figures looking at you with wide eyes. “Your carriage will arrive on September first to bring you to the school”. Celestia looked at you in awe, meanwhile Holly looked a bit nervous. “Do you think it is a good idea to send them there, where they could be found” holly asked, tears brimming in the poor womans eyes “i dont want to imagine all the bad things that could happen to you my little sparrow” holly sobbed, the short woman now clinging to you. “ you r mother does have some good points, Little one” Celestia muttered “but in the end, the decision is yours”. You softly stroked Hollys hair, comforting the woman. “I think i want to go. Maybe i can learn to better protect myself” you sighed “to better protect us”

The day the carriage arrived, you gave your mothers both a tight hug, wishing them well before stepping towards the fate you were choosing to carve for yourself.

#twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twst oc x reader #gender neutral reader

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dragqueenpentheus · 3 years

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Okay no one has to read this but i DO have to write it:

PYROC VS FATHER PAUL

Ya bitch needs an art break bc im getting angry about voices existing as i try to keep myself entertained. Today is NOT a god one for sinking into repetitive line work and that’s just about all i have on the table atm

SO! Im gunna do a little thinking about my little meow meows all fucked up by religion. Just a comparison for my sanity and interests. Pyroc is my baby i wrote him for the first time years ago. Five?????????? Whadda hell. Going on six.

ANYWAY john joined religion because of his trauma. His sister died and he felt lost. He was unmoored in this fishing village and looking for reason looking for hope. Hed had his heart broken and trying to make sense of tragedy on his own was totally beyond him. Thats why his interactions with riley in AA are SO good like. He knows that confusion and he knows the rhetoric that’s supposed to combat it. Only it dooesnt work for riley.

The same sort of thing happens for pyrc, only inverted. Loss urns him away from god and religion because its SO strong in his family and not only is he loosing trust in god, but his kin as well. He’s suspicious there’s mre they arent telling him, at the point of his fathers death. And he agrees to, on the surface, absolutely wholly throw himself in to being the second the family and the village need. But he’s keeping his treachery under wraps.

That’s one of the coolest things about father paul imo is like. That slow unraveling of what is. Frankly. An awful half assed plan, driven by fear and loneliness and desperation and dementia and love. Even VERY obvious things like. Taking down the newspaper photo of his young self ‘slip’ by him. I think, on some level, its DEEPLY intentional. He wants people to CHOOSE this. He wants people like bev. He wants people who see him and are in aw of him beating god. Of killing death. He wants to be worshiped and adored and for people to come to him willingly, no tragedy driving them to his arms.

Pyroc also wnats to be worshipped, but he ALSO wants to do the worshipping. He really longs for an element of almost????? But not quite??? Subjection?? He wants to be shown something and for a Great Voice to tell him, unquestioningly and unerringly that it is GOOD. Full stop. And then he wants to spend his life worshipping it. But this booko is an exploration of how….. no such thing exists. And more importantly no great voice exists either. There is nothing wholly good, nothing wholy evil. His lack of faith in himself once he becomes god is him starting to understand that as well. Thats on purpose baked into the lore. The starting point was ‘what if god was a position and in order to get promoted you had to be a murderer. No matter what’. He understands things are not wholly good, at that point. I onder how long it will be for him to realize they are not fully evil as well?

Bc pruitt does hm hm hm an interesting move. Where he takes something the narritve is very sure to communicate is EVIL no wiggle room just fact. Even if its driven by animal instinct its. Evil. And he makes it, not just good, but HOLY. And god i LOVEEEE that for him i ADOREEE that what a MOVE. Driven by desperation and dementia and relief and ‘if god saved me than maybe i can be good despite loving and sinning and maybe if i defeat god then i will be Thee Good’. SO sexy of him. Im really fascinated by his morality. He seems to have an understanding of the shades of grey in some respects??? But if he had a BETTER one with more forgiveness in his heart i feel like hed have left the church anyway after sarah was born??? Even if millie didnt ask him??? That might just be my own sensibilities creeping in but ….. like he culd have seen her on the weekends. He can do other jobs. Hes straight (??? Not totally convinced of this) he could have just dated her that makes me crazy. LIKE OBV HE HAD LINES HE THOUGHT THAT WOULD CROSS AND HE HAD INTERNALIZED THE CHURCH AND THE RULES AND SHE WAS MARRIED AND ECT ECT i know he couldnt have really but. Thye were straight. They coulda.

Im not gunna do fantasy homophobia bc i think its …………….. Boring. But i think some element of??? The vindlegaurd line MUST be passed along and for that particular rules must be applied. But thats also boring as hell :/ maybe i can work in my parthenogenesis lore?????????? I bet pyroc would love building that spell in any universe. That’s the sequal when he goes to magic university in helsin. But yeah i do like the concept that. Anyone can have a baby thru magic its just a time and energy commitment. Just a matter of wanting it enough together. Every baby is so deeply wanted and its mere existence is proof. Thats dope i love that. HMMM to be decided at a later date when im deeper into the story i think. I still havent figured out fully how and where and why orion is going to be invovled and if???? Pyroc and orion are even going to be romantic??????? Im torn im TORn…….

Thikns about john bonding w sarah over science and learning and starts wEEPING…. Like theres some surity beloved. Its just a matter of uncovering. I think sarah felt that same thirst for answers and hunted them differently. Her faith is in logic and science. I loveeee her god. Every scene w her and her dad absolutely RUIN me like!!!!!! SHE DOESNT KNOW!!! SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW LOVED SHE IS!!!!!! I hope at hte very end she saw the blood as the gesture of love it SO clearly was and not him trying to poison her. God i love that she spat it out. GOD. Thats about being gay, btw. Spits the religious offering that could save you across the gasoline soaked church floor like BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think we as a collective should talk about the possibiites around sarah/erin more. Bc their defiance combined would be. Earth SHATTERING for crockett.

In the future pyroc gets a kid. Ever since that campaign where Enemy ended up playing his daughter im like. How did i NOT know this idiot wanted nothing more in the entire world than to travel it with his daughter. I dont care how or why hes getting a kid. Hed be so doting and awful abut it. He would need orion as a co-parent for the kids self esteem to be normal levels. thINKS ABOUT PAUL GETTING TO RAISE SARAH AND JUST ABSOLUTELY GASSING HER UPPPPPPPP HANGING EVERY DOODLE SHE EVER MADE ON TEH FRIDGE. BOASTING ABOUT HER SCEINECE PROJECT OT ANYONE WITHIN EYESIGHT EVEN THOUGH ‘WE K N O W JOHNWE WERE ALL AT THE SCEINCE FAIR’!!!!!!!!!!! Let these fuck ups be doting fathers im fucking begging. That scene where paul is like. You take ccare of everyone on the island sarah. Its more than being a doctor. You comfort them.

HM HM comfort is such a thing for Miss Bitch like!! He sees it as a Good Thing. He tries to bring it for riley by asking to hold the AA meetings on island ((also manipulation. Obvously also manipulation. I wouldnt have bene shocked if he was slipping the vampire blood into the coffee every meeting either. But thats just a theory. A game theory.)) ANYWAY he sees comfort as hly. The church gave it to him when he needed it. The angel gave it to him in the cave. Feeling safe and warm is HIGH on his list of priorities and what makes him hand over respect.

I think pyroc has lived a very comfortable life in SO many ways, but in none he. Activly recognizes. A key part of his character arc his him…. Opening his eyes to the world around them. Seeing the privilege he has and being like. Wait. This isnt Right. We have to change thi. And when no one agrees ti shifts to I have to change this. With Violence. A little revolutionary <3 it only costs the life of his whole ass family

Thats more fun comparison ground like…… paul is SO much about I know whats right and there is a cost but i AM ignoring it. Like HE KNOOOOWSSSS he knooooows he just doesnt want o See. I’m not sure if im going to surprise yroc with the ……megadeath of. His whole family. Or if it’s a choice he has to activly make. I think a choice makes it more compelling, more layerd. It has to be in the moment though, becaus ei think thats. A key difference between them. Pyroc wouldnt do it.. hed just leave hed peace out and do what he could in small ways. But he wouldnt do his big stand off with god. Hed shrink his goals in order to not hurt his family. Out of love?? Intimidation?? Some instinct wihtin him that balks at the idea of disobedience??? I think even he doesnt know. But i LOVE john becaue he jsut decides to lie. He closes his eyes and says i am being stupid on purpose. I think thats PERHAPS more compelling than good guy coward pyroc BUT!!!!! Thats who he is rip to ths little man. Cant change him now hes a whole ass child in my head. The PLOT i can change. Him….. not without massive character development <3

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MM set my brain on FIRE!!!! Im so glad nano is coming up. I love sharpening pyroc against the comparison of other AMAZING characters. Father paul hill my beloved millstone <3 anyway sorry to anyone who reads this its literally me unhinging my jaw and emptying my brain out. I had to write stuff that wasn’t novel or fic. A little character time down and dirty. I wil NOT be editing this love and light to future me trying to decode this

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #pyroc #midnight mass

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nightglider124 · 4 years

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. only a few artists draw dickkory and the fanbase is so unenergetic. and i blame dc for it. they havent give us any comic content for more than 20 years. dickkory is such an underrated ship. i hope someday they'll get the love and respect that they deserve.

DC are the worst and I think that’s why dk fans will just take any tiny crumbs there is in like anything; to the point even if they were stood beside each other or something lmao.

I think the dk content creators are the saviours in this whole deal though. It may not be as much as it could be but writers and artists still exist and the dk fan community is still very much thriving imo. It just happens to be that nothing has really been out recently to excite fans, which happens with everything. And tbh, the only content fans have to possibly look forward to atm in terms of dickkory is Titans S3. (Not that I think they will actually go ahead with dickkory or wont without some shitty triangle cos ive lost all faith in that show lmao but thats another story.)

Its not appreciated by DC like... at all at this point but most DC fans do recognise it as a solid iconic DC couple, hence why dickkory has never just been brushed away in other content. They havent given us dickkory in the comics but then I wouldn’t personally care that much since i dont keep up with the comics. But, remember comics arent everything and we still have a lot of quality dickkory in things like the dcamu movies and games etc.

Idk i don’t necessarily need new content to quench my dickkory thirst. Like i will take it if its there but im content with the stuff already out there.

Yeah, lets hope that DC stops having fucking stupid ideas every two seconds, stops and actually realises what an amazing couple they have to utilise in their content. Unlikely since DC is just full of dumbasses but who knows.🤷🏻‍♀️

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escarlatafox · 3 years

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My 2020

Positive or surprising/shocking/surreal entertainment-based notable dates and events for me personally from this year that come to mind. (If dates don’t seem to quite match, it’s bc of timezones).

2nd Jan: [redacted] drops.!!! B)))))))))))))

21st March: A week before his series ends, Steven Quartz Universe kills someone in an absolute tailspin of an ever-building complex mental breakdown.

24th March: New SU leaks wherein Steven actively tries to one-up his now-existent kill count. At least 3 different people scramble to message me to give me the heads-up that a leak occurred, I inform several other people who all watch the episode before I have a chance to since I have to wait until I can get home from work. My friends scream at me in a very muffled, non-spoilery way until I finally watch the episode for myself.

1st May: Mort theory videos start being uploaded to youtube

22nd August: epic twist villain laydee in a novel... epic

25th August: [redacted]: the “sequel”!

28th August: infiddy train

2nd October: [crab rave crab rave]

7th October: UR-1! UR-1! UR-1! UR-1! The phantom gets their poor widdle hand hurted,,, better bandage it up quick bby uwu uwu uwu uwu

9th October: New Higurashi successfully fooled EVERYONE, old fans and new, into thinking it was mostly a 1:1 remake. Only to sneakily reveal itself as a sequel.

November: by this point, I believe @/endless-abysses, patron saint of Phantom Thirst had arrived on the scene

~3rd November: yeah. It Begins.

5th November: ?????!!!! I don’t kno w what’s going on and at this point im too afraid to ask

7th Novemberish or w/e idek anymore but at some point Georgia flips adn its just a wild time idk exact dates but ueaj/. crab rave sequel

17th November: SOMEONE HACKS CAPCOM OR W/E AND LEAKS INFO THAT IMPLIES AA7 AND DGS OFFICIAL TRANSLATIONS COULD BE A THING????? dont toy w/ me like this PLEAS. I ALREADY BURIED MY NEW CONTENT HOPES&DREAMS

21st November: I get a chance to check out the Animaniacs reboot, ayyyy. Reboot It plays on loop in my brain for several days straight.

also at some point that one pairing from a show ive never actually seen goes canon again or something after it’s already stopped airing... lol.

December: it crimmus? also the Judge defeats Edgeworth in a popularity poll bc the Judge is kool :)

This is not comprehensive and I’ve certainly left out major stuff and everything. This is just casually done. shout-out to tpommi and co for mortposting too. ur all doing good work.

#.#..#/#^#><#long post

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satyrcon · 3 years

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first things first i have to complain about this old coworker who is beginning to creep me out.

basically we both started working at the same time at my old job and he was really friendly and nice and we would go on smoke breaks together but literally did not have any type of friendship outside of work. when we were both working there he would ask from time to time if id like to get a drink or go smoke with some other ppl from work but i always said no mostly because i wanted to get the hell home. nothing personal. if i remember correctly he asked me out on a date once and i turned him down because at that point i was exclusive with someone else. no biggie.

anyway when the lockdown started he would message me from time to time on whatsapp asking how im doing and id answer to be polite but eventually all the conversations would just end with him asking me when we’re gonna hang out and stupid me choosing to be polite id say something like “oh when the lockdown is over xx!” or “ahaha soon!”. eventually i just stopped responding to his messages because they were so repetitive and i knew how they were gonna end. he sent a cold “hey how are you” a few times and i never even opened them.

on christmas eve he messages me again wishing me a merry christmas and i wish him one too cos like, whats the harm? he must know i wont see him on xmas eve but uh eh did. he kept making a point to say that he had a hotel room downtown and was celebrating christmas there and i was like “thats cool but im with my family :)” hoping he would get the hint that i wasn’t interested and frankly kinda uncomfortable (i’ve passively mentioned that i was seeing someone too). and then when i stopped responding me messaged me “:)” for three days straight and each time i just ignored it because once again, i didn’t nor needed to reply to that.

eventually the random messages just got so annoying to me and the fact that i wasnt going to be returning to that job i just decided to block his number and his social medias. i wasnt close to anyone really at that workplace to begin with because i was only part time so i didnt give it much thought. but tonight i got a snap from him and it was a semi-nude/thirst trap w the caption “heyyy what are you doing tonight?” and uh im just so uncomfortable huwrhferuhfwfrwji. i never added him on snapchat he got my @ from my phone number probably. obviously i blocked him after that but what is this dude gonna do next??? is he gonna find my burner email, my twitter, my tumblr????????

im sorry this is such a word vomit but im just so fuckin annoyed and irritated and uncomfortable. why dont men understand social cues LOL

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xhudgenssistersconfessions · 4 years

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The podcast isn’t the only source. The other source is baristas at cafes tney they go to as well. Stop defending him.

But the "3 months" sightings based on one youtube deleted comment are inconsistent to when he was in Australia. It's physically impossible unless he was a split in half and can time travel. All you who hated Austin from the start are really running with this CHEATING thing because you hate him when none of it matches up. Hate him all you want for moving on so fast but this cheating thing is ridiculous.

You would be surprised on how many people remain friends with someone who is known as a cheater. Vanessa and Austin breakup is something between them. Friends can support or act like it not their business to pick sides. Not like their friends can tell us what really happened between the two. That's not their place. But you can see on Vanessa side, her friends are going all out with her. Liking proving a point that she does not need Austin. So actions speaks louder than words.

All of you who want Zanessa back do know that Zac did the same thing. He was out hopping beds in a matter of days. Vanessa deserves better than Austin and Zac. That's on periodt.

It’s delusional thinking Vanessa will give a second chance to Austin who she just broke up with because he cheated or hurt her in some disrespectful way than thinking she will give a chance to Zac if he tried hard enough, who she broke up with years ago because they were young and just beginning their careers not knowing how to handle fame yet.

I'm 100% sure that Vanessa would had told us herself that her and Austin are on good terms. I'm sure she wouldn't allow her fans to trash Austin the way they are with all the cheating speculations. Even if the hotel and restaurant sighing seems to be rumors, but there was pictures proof from Olivia that something must have happened along the line of Austin being away in Australia some point on November. Him moving on that quickly is just as shameful like if he had cheated on Vanessa

Okay Vanessa has 37.4M followers. I'm pretty sure most of them are all around the world. So why are you all be skeptical about the sightings of Austin with Olivia? Some fans have jobs that requires working with people to see these kind of things. Especially places like LA where all celebrities live. Just happens so some Australian fans notices something wasn't right and its not being like LA with paps, of course there won't be proof backing up their claims. At least they were concerned for V

Tbh, those "thirst trap" pics sounds like Austin has done worse than a simple mutual breakup. Plus, I believe that Vanessa wouldn't go too hard trying to prove something if it was an agreeable breakup. Some girls I know that been cheated on go crazy with proving they are better off without their partner especially knowing there was another girl involved the entire time being with their partner. Dyed hair, new tattoo, and going out on dates sounds like a typical "can't cheat or breakup on this"

They were together in late November since she was with her just a few days back for Stella's birthday and she also mentioned him twice in interviews. She liked his pictures in early December too and before her birthday as well. Stop defending him.

Darla deserves to stay with V. She loves her way too much. Darla need love and affection .Austin is not into loving.

People need to stop with Zanessa lol. They both have completely changed as person now and didn't talk in a long time.

It took me such a long time to like Austin. I dont know what is but something about him was always off. It was probably sometime around her birthday last year I decided to make peace with it. I regret it now. He just proved I was right.

Zac and Vanessa broke up for a reason. There are chances of them getting back yes but doesn’t mean it will happen. They can’t even be in the same room for god sake, I don’t even know how y’all imagine this will work out if they can’t even be at the same event. If it’s true that Austin cheated than I doubt that V is gonna take him back. People break up for a reason.

Sorry to say this but isn’t it better to tell your partner that you might have fell for someone else than to actually cheat. Like if it’s true that he developed feelings for his co star and told Vanessa before hand than this is much better than him actually cheating on her. Still hurts but not as much as if he would have fucked her behind Vanessas back.

I’m sorry but why do we believe Austin cheated? Because someone on YouTube or Twitter said so? I could say I slept with him and y’all would believe it? We should all stop creating rumors. Just because a random person said something happened doesn’t mean it’s the truth.

Vanessa won't delete his pics. Finding all of them and deleting them is too much work,he deserves no time from her lol. Plus deleting insta pics is childish,something teenagers do. Its not that important.

#answered

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wasthatswitch · 4 years

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answer 21 questions, then tag people you’d like to get to know better

tagged by @fridge-04 aw thanks my dude. also that new poster you got is lit

nickname(s): Sheed, Rxshid, Radish, my uncle calls me Rash but hes the only one lmao. Radish was a primary school thing

zodiac: Taurus

height: 5’6” smol boi

last movie i saw: black panther, was actually the first time i watched it all the way through

last thing I googled: “ninetndo wii error code 52031” im trying to connect my wii to the internet and its not working. absolute piss take just wanna play mario kart online

favourite musician: this question is too hard to answer. miles davis? MF Doom? Q Tip? Dilla? Alix Perez? Honestly idk

song stuck in my head:

“Everybody loves the sunshine” banger and puts me on a good mood.

other blogs: nop, barely use this one lmao

do i get asks? nah fam never

following: 338

amount of sleep: well last night about 5 hours, night before i literally slept for 14 hours non stop

what i’m wearing: sum boxers and pj top

dream job: regular on AFTV or pro skater. those are the only two

dream trip: going on holiday somewhere cool with all my close friends would be lit, snowboarding in the alps again, doing my yearly trip to north wales with someone special to me

favourite food: My Nan’s spaghetti bolognese, sushi

play any instruments? guitar hero on the wii

languages: can speak a lil french not much tho. pissed cos my dad literally knows 4 languages and i only speak english

favorite songs: ill do a mix of all time and recent from what i can think of rn at 2:40am:

Electric Relaxation - A Tribe Called Quest (tribe are my favourite artists of all time probs)

Blue Lights - Jorja Smith (just a banger tbh)

kendrick lamar - Sing About Me, Im Dying of Thirst (fave track on what might be my fave album of all time dont @ me. 12 minutes of top qualitee)

L’Imperatrice - Sonate pacifique (this song has taken me places, highly recommend)

Plastician - Japan (give it a listen)

Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses (skate 3 and silence of the lambs vibes lmao. also just reminds me of a sick weekend in bristol last year)

Fleetwood Mac - Little lies (it good)

IMANU - Nonplus (wanna include a dnb track cos its what i dj mostly and this is probs my fave rn. so fun to mix, 2nd drop is spicy too)

Electric light orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (if u dont like this ur lying)

atcq - Whateva Will be (tbh any aqtc song gets in its proper hard to choose faves)

Super sharp shooter (Zinc remix) probs my fave jungle track

Bicep - Opal (Four tet remix) (seen bicep live 3 times now, never disappoint.

I could honestly go on forever. v passionate about music lmao. These are just ones I can remember rn

random facts:

i got an A in my english lit GCSE and a B in maths and hated it. now study maths at uni

fridge is hot and the best

I grew up in Islington in london. went to school right in the centre of london (shoreditch). moved to sixth form in the complete opposite, rural ol’ herefordshire

im tired robbie™

my grandad was a spurs fan behind my back

tottenham hotspur have not won the league in 58 years, 7 months and 16 days

my first word was taxi

vote labour

describe yourself as aesthetic things: a cat

tagging: honestly dont really know anyone else on here anymore

#fridge u legend #THANK UUUU #luv uuuu #was fun to do #also the godzilla poster #legit tho its gay af but that trip to north wales was my childhood and id love to do it with someone

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wannadiebutgottawrite · 5 years

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I mean where’s your writing though? Where are the storys, whAT ARE YOU WRITING I mean if you actually post stuff I’ll low key make you fan art cause I wanna see more original content my man I see all these writing memes in your blog but haven’t yet seen any writing...

im SO shy with my writing im ngl ;;;; i havent like, gone to classes to get better or anything so im mostly self taught since i slacked off so much in high school

but um i can tell you right now haha i mean why not, i didnt actually think anyone cared so lmao

ive got a few stories going on but most of them are in EARLY stages, my main piece is about a girl named mishka linkovich, its a superhero theme thing so expect stupidity :3;;;; also the superhumans are called masks, whether they’re heroes or villains or vigilantes, if they have super powers then theyre masks

mishka lives in an apartment with her “step father” mordecai who used to be the worlds greatest mercenary but he retired to become a florist, but he still keeps tabs on his old shit and actually helps the local hero and his sidekick lmao im ngl im wildly proud of mordecai please ask about him

mishka has messy hazard orange hair that stops just above her shoulders and bangs that cover her left eye,gunmetal blue eyes that are p dead-looking and cold, she’s usually glaring but it’s not on purpose shes just in a lot of pain constantly haha and like. a STUPID amount of scars. like. you dont know, dude. you just dont. noteably, theres a scar across her neck from when it got Yoinked open with a broken bottle aye

she also wears baggy clothing cos she doesnt go shopping, she just gets clothes from her friends so everything she owns is a handmedown

a bit about the world, superheroes are paid to protect their cities, which they are Very territorial about and the government chooses which hero gets which city, mishkas city has a hero named Atomic Man, his sidekick is Nova Boy.

little bit about them, they’re dumb.

they are just dumb lmao. Atomic Man is basically picture perfect generic superhero, blond hair, blue eyes, show-off muscles (as in they are purely for decoration), super strength and flight. Nova Boy is novice level pyro since he’s still getting a hang on his power but he basically makes explosions. he is the brains so to speak because he helps make gadgets for himself and his hero, he is ALSO Atomic Man’s step son lol hes got dark brown hair and brown eyes and hes about thirteen

theres a lot of found family here jsyk lmao

mishka isnt uh the Best Person. this might sound cliche but idrc, she’s a former child soldier and mordecai is helping her work through it so she can fit into normal society but i try to make her blood thirst tie into more of an addiction type thing than glorifying it, you know?? like not ever is it viewed as a good thing but it is understood that she does need help n shit

(if u cant tell i dont really talk about this shit a lot lmao i have no idea how to make it seem interesting or sell it to someone in anyway lol elevator pitch? the fuck is that)

uh some stuff about mishka, she has 3 friends other than mordecai. a boy named dewey who im ngl, i vented a lot into him. like. a lot. A Lot. i feel SO bad for him lmao

anyway next friend is Loralei, single mother, pregnant, ex-nurse, stay-at-home-mom who makes tiny toys and clothes and sells them online also she’s Super stick thin like its a concern also shes bald and has wings

btw there are winged people in this world lmao sorry, yeah, mordecai has wings too and i have like references and shit. to be more specific, the wings fit the person. they’re always like 3-5 longer than the body’s height. like mordecai is almost 7 feet tall so his wings are mcfuckin Big and also very dark brown with red undertone, very fluffy, very healthy while LORALEIS are thin, she doesnt shed her feathers properly, she is obviously underfed and looks very frail but she’s So happy and chipper all the time.

loralei always wears pink and yellow and Bright teal dont ask me why dude idk but shes a very good mom and moms @ mishka a lot and shes one of the only people mishka genuinely trusts despite the fact only dewey and mordecai know about her killing people (she doesnt want loralei to leave her, which, mood)

third friend is a shadow creature that eats people in the alley beside the apartment complex but ill. ill go into that another time. jfc.

idk this was all just slapped together in like eight minutes and im sorry haha but yeah heres. heres this. here we go. lol. thank you for asking sorry if it wasnt what you wanted love u thank you

also im not gonna proof read this even remotely so if theres something stupid then like, /shrug

sorry if its a long reply

#asks #idk lmao #mishka #dewey #mordecai #loralei #atomic man #nova boy #oh god im sorry haha

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immaculate-benediction-batch · 5 years

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I'm fucking pissed at this article!!!😡😡😠

Benedict was almost Bill

November 21, 2018 20:46:48 by Kathleen

Benedict Cumberbatch almost played Bill Compton on True Blood.Benedict Cumberbatch, the most British person I can think of, the human equivalent of tea and biscuits, almost played a sexy Southern vampire. Vampire Bill and Anna Paquin’s Sookie Stackhouse were always having sex. They were having passionate, intense, only-seen-on-HBO sex. Can you imagine Benedict Cumberbatch in those scenes? I don’t think I want to picture it but I can’t. My brain cannot compute.

True Blood creator Alan Ball revealed at Vulture Festival that he met with Benedict while looking for an actor to play Bill in London. He settled on another British actor Stephen Moyer. Stephen went on to fall in love with and marry his co-star Anna Paquin. Alan Ball also revealed that Jessica Chastain auditioned for Anna’s role as Sookie. In another universe, are Benedict Cumberbatchand Jessica Chastain married? Cumberbitches, are you losing your minds?

True Blood was batsh-t in the best way. Some of the sex scenes were WILD. I only watched the first two seasons so I don’t know what kinky sh-t they came up with later in the series but I just revisited this scene from season one where Sookie and Bill have sex right after he climbs out of his own grave. See? WILD.

I am crying laughing. Can you picture Benedict all dirty and thrusting like that? I can’t stop laughing at the image. I know Benedict does it for a lot of you. Duana and I are still in a fight from that time I said I can understand the thirst for Benedict. She doesn’t get it. I do not thirst for him in the same way, or at all, but I understand and respect you if your MBJ is Doctor Strange. No judgment. But Doctor Strange doesn’t ooze sex. Stephen Moyer doesn’t exactly do it for me either but you can’t deny the way he said “Sookie” was equally amazing, campy, ridiculous AND HOT. He pulled all of that off. Benedict could never.

SO YOU DONT THINK BENEDICT COULD BE A SEXY VAMPIRE YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN!!!

HE SO FUCKING HOT! HOW DARE YOU!! FUCK YOU TO KATHLEEN WHO WROTE THIS ONE SIDED ARTICLE!!!

Lol, not sexy enough? You are blind bitch!!

Doctor Strange does ooze sex!!

#😡😡😡😠😠😠#benedict cumberbatch #true blood #sherlock #doctor strange

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pjisskullourful · 3 years

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… . . ╰──╮𝕔𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕚𝕝╭──╯ … . .

AKA- 𝕘𝕒𝕪 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 [part 3.01] AKA- helping hand AKA- oily enough

🌴Damiano X Ethan X reader [original 3 instalments]

NSFW! 🔥 smutterific oily dirty nasty smut

° Damiano David & Ethan Torchio & female reader insert [throuple style]

° looking at Damiano made you realise how bored you were of behaving - this level of arousal could only be sustained for a limited time, before you completely lost your mind to this wait for release. - accompanying your boyfriends to work quickly derails their efforts to get ready for an oily photoshoot

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° shoutout to my gal @superchrystaldrug for making sure that i dont miss out on any debauchery💋 - cos if you aint waking up to immediately get trapped in a måneskin thirst trap, mama, you aint living right- you need to love yoself more & get some friends who are better at helping you sin- cos living in sin is the new thing

“Baby, you’re hard.”

You had been trying to ignore Ethan’s emerging excitement, trying to concentrate on the task of getting him ready for the photoshoot. But with his entire torso successfully covered in oil, you couldn’t keep your eyes from going to his black underwear and the erection they were struggling to contain.

“I know.” There was a pink tinge in his cheeks as he stood in front of your chair. “It’s really unprofessional of me.”

Your hands glistened with excess oil - you had two choices of how to rid your hands of this, a towel sat on the vanity desk next to you or you could rub it into the parts of his muscular body that you hadn’t quite reached yet.

“So unprofessional.” You agreed and looking up, you could see how brightly the flame of desire was burning in his eyes. “Almost as unprofessional as when you stole the rope during the Slave filming and insisted we tie you up.” You smiled as your thoughts raced through passionate memories. “Actually, maybe insisted is the wrong word. I’d say it was more like begging.”

He returned your smile and you had to fight against the urge to kiss him - even though you were desperate to taste his lust. You knew that was the quickest way to derail this entire day, because once you started kissing him, there would be no stopping.

You played your fingers across the waistband of his briefs. “So these will have to come off for the photoshoot - how low do I need to go with the oil?”

“Um…” He cleared his throat. “I didn’t exactly ask. But I guess you could just…” The smile on his face was broadening. “You can go as low as you feel like.”

“Uh-huh.” You said, pulling the underwear down off of his hips and letting your oily hand skirt over the small of his back.

Before you could properly get to work on his ass, the door to the private room opened. Damiano strolled in, also clad in only underwear. His body glistened under the lights as he came over to stand next to Ethan.

“It looks like I arrived at the right time.” Damiano said, giving Ethan’s underwear a more determined tug. “Hi tushy. It literally never quits.”

“Yeah, that’s not the only thing about him that doesn’t quit.” You said with a pointed nod to his crotch, which Damiano immediately leant forward to investigate. “I hope this didn’t happen with whoever helped you, that would’ve been awkward as Hell.”

He looked at you, head tilted to one side. “Help? Why would I need help?”

You hesitated, stopping just before you could squeeze more of the liquid onto your palm. You looked at Ethan, who had suddenly developed an interest in the corner of the roof - fixing the spot above your head with a focused stare.

“It’s just putting oil on my body.” Damiano said with a shrug. “And they gave us rubber spatulas for the spots on our back we couldn’t get to.”

“Rubber spatula? I guess they forgot to give you one, right baby?” Once your hand was sufficiently oily again, you slapped it onto Ethan’s exposed ass.

This succeeded in getting him to look down, but it was Damiano that he turned to first - seeking a distraction from the master. “Hey, how low did you go with the oil?”

He grinned and it was clear that wicked thoughts were filling his head - the kind that couldn’t be included into the lyrics of any song. “Oh, he wants to know how low I went?” He pulled his underwear down and let his body speak for itself.

“And who told you to put the oil on your cock?” You asked as he chuckled, proud of himself.

“I’m surprised there was enough oil.” Ethan commented.

“And it’s coconut oil.” Damiano said, rubbing down his cock, collecting some of the oil coating. “So it tastes so good.”

He presented the shiny fingers to you, directly before your lips. You looked up into his dark eyes and you became very aware of the wet warmth in your panties - it was something you had been trying not to notice.

And you thought you had been doing a good job of that so far. You hadn’t told Ethan of all the dirty ideas you couldn’t help but get as you applied the oil, you hadn’t brought up any of the memories of past, intimate massages. You had been especially well behaved to not play with his nipples - withholding from any kind of pinching.

But looking at Damiano made you realise how bored you were of behaving - this level of arousal could only be sustained for a limited time, before you completely lost your mind to this wait for release.

You opened your mouth, allowing him to place the fingers between your lips. There was something inside of you that was ready to snap and you instantly created suction around him as your tongue darted all over, seeking to thoroughly clean him.

You were disappointed to find none of his taste gliding over your taste-buds. All that you got was the familiar taste of coconuts.

But you thought there was a possibility of correcting this. His hand went into your hair as you refused to relinquish his digits. Lovingly, he pushed the strands away from your face.

You looked up to find both he and Ethan were watching you, very invested in what your next move might be. Were they feeling an ache similar to your own?

“You look really sexy today.” Damiano said to Ethan, kissing him on the cheek.

“You’re just saying that ‘cause I’m naked.” He said, tracing patterns onto Damiano’s skin, in the sensitive area beneath his belly button. Thanks to Ethan’s fingers, you could see Damiano firming up before your eyes.

“Well, that’s always a bonus.” He said, putting an arm around Ethan’s waist. “But that’s not the only thing I’m talking about. This makeup looks really good on you.”

“Thank you Daddy.”

Ethan placed a hand to Damiano’s cheek, drawing him in for a kiss. You watched their mouths find the desired rhythm, something they could disappear into and you knew you could make your next move without being spotted. You emptied your mouth of his teasing fingers and put your hand to his thigh, giving it a quick caress as you licked your lips.

His reaction to your lips sliding up his cock was immediate, his knees locking after he had almost lost his balance entirely. He broke away from Ethan’s kiss with a gasp.

“Hi baby.”

You pulled him out of your mouth and looked up, attempting an innocent smile as he put both hands to your head. “You said it tastes good and it’s not that I think you’re lying, I just wanted to find out for myself.”

“Oh.” He combed his fingers through your hair and you couldn’t help noticing the smile on Ethan’s face as he rested his chin on Damiano’s shoulder in an effort to gain a better view. “And was my description adequate?”

“Yeah, but that’s the only word I would use, ‘cos you were kinda under-selling it, a bit of a lack-lustre descriptor, if you ask me.”

“That doesn’t sound like you.” Ethan observed, raising one hand to toy with Damiano’s pierced nipple. “Are you feeling a little shy today Daddy?”

Damiano scoffed, but the sound was strangled, betraying his internal struggle to contain himself. “Uh, as if. I’m just at work.”

Now it was Ethan’s turn to laugh. “Yeah, ‘cause that’s always stopped you in the past.”

“Anyway, it’s not like there’s any work to be done yet. You can’t start shooting ‘til Tom gets here, so…” You stood up, running your fingers across Damiano’s chest as you moved past him to sit down on the couch.

Ethan planted some kisses on Damiano before turning around and joining you. You had wasted enough time today - you threw that behaviour away, placing your legs across his lap and kissing him.

“I was trying so hard to be good.” You said between breathless kisses.

“I know and I really appreciate it, ‘cause you were being so helpful.” He said, lifting the bottom of your linen dress.

“But this guy…” You jabbed your thumb in Damiano’s direction.

“Bad influence.” Ethan said.

“The worst.” You agreed as Damiano approached where the two of you sat.

He put his fingers to your chin, guiding you to look in his direction. “You want some more of my influence, sweet thing?”

You grabbed Ethan for a long parting kiss, going deep enough to taste cigarettes. Then you turned, facing forward and giving Damiano a nod of invitation.

Once he was close enough, you flicked your tongue up, swiping over and tasting his tip. His hands went into your hair, just a gentle hold - but you knew that wouldn’t last for long. The second experimental lick was enough to make him give a little whine, which only got louder when you enclosed his tip in a sweet kiss.

But you didn’t take him fully back into your mouth yet. You swirled your tongue around the head of his cock, then licked down the entire shaft. You put your hands up to grasp his rear as you placed your lips to his skin, briefly sucking on the skin that bordered his base.

The grip of his hands intensified, holding your head firmly (but still refraining from pulling on your hair, you would have to work harder to get him to that point) when you wrapped your hand around his dick. Your hold was confident as you had now decided how you wanted to get him off.

But you hesitated, looking to Ethan beside you, already knowing that he would be watching - there wasn’t much that he missed, especially when it came to fucking. He had remarked, more than once, that watching you and Damiano was better than any porn that had ever, or would ever exist.

You kept your eyes on him as you extended your tongue out, tracing it partially along the underside of Damiano. As soon as your tongue was back in your mouth, Ethan leant forward to take in Damiano next. Ethan applied his lips, parting them slightly and drawing some of the other man’s length into his mouth. Then he retracted, leaving it to you to make the next move.

You sunk down onto Damiano’s cock, until your lips rested on the hand you were bracing him with. When you hollowed your cheeks to create suction, his hold on your head became delightfully intense. He had curled his hands into fists around your hair, his eagerness becoming clearer with each passing second.

His composure was slipping and his hips rocked forward, so ready to fuck your face to his climax. You allowed him a few thrusts, letting him try at finding a rhythm.

But you pulled back before he could get too invested and he let out a frustrated huff.

His knees almost buckled when Ethan sought a new angle, ducking his head down to get at Damiano’s balls, immediately drawing one into his mouth. You gave Damiano a moment to adjust to this sensation, holding still as Ethan tenderly worked him over. A sting was brought to your scalp and this pulling on your hair told you that your boyfriend had been teased enough.

You used your hand to apply long strokes to his length, drawing his attention back to this area before you opened your mouth to him. You secured his tip between your lips, creating a ring of suction as you picked up the rhythm with your hand.

He pumped forward, working with your hand and pushing a little deeper into your mouth each time. He let go of your hair, seeking greater stability by placing his hands onto the wall above your head. Listening to his shudders had you clenching your thighs together, the wet patch in your underwear was now dominating your thoughts.

Soon Damiano was moving too much, too fast for Ethan to sustain his position. With a moist pop sound, he relaxed his mouth and pulled back. You felt him gather the length of your hair into his hand, curling it around his fist, almost as secure as a hair elastic.

“Not so shy anymore.” He said of Damiano.

The other man groaned in response. “Shut up…” It wasn’t a command, his dominant persona currently in hiding.

You gulped down the mixture filling your mouth and took your hand away. With a gasp, he surged forward, his entire length filling you until his tip hit the back of your throat.

He didn’t need any further guidance from you, all that you had to do was hold your mouth steady and let him move as his body demanded. He fucked into your mouth, causing drool to fall from your lips.

Swearing and panting, more of his taste coated the inside of your mouth. Until he was completely spilling himself into you.

You savoured this taste as he pulled back. He was murmuring your praises as he all but collapsed onto the couch alongside you.

You had barely begun to swallow when Ethan was upon you, covering your wet mouth with kisses. He was pinning your back to the couch while his tongue pried your lips apart. He explored into your mouth, tasting Damiano’s orgasm for himself.

Your head was spinning as he threw a leg across your lap, straddling you. Your mouths separated and you took in some shallow breaths, your eyes slowly fluttering open.

Your eyes met Ethan’s and you were immediately desperate to snap, to disappear into pleasure. You could feel his erection so close to your cunt and you kissed him again, renewed energy for what you knew he could give you.

His cock disappeared into you, bringing a moan from deep in your throat. He didn’t hold back, filling you until you could feel him exactly where you needed. Slow and thorough kisses filled you with heat, his oily skin pressed to yours as Damiano lifted your dress up to bunch under your chin.

Everything reached a feverish new height as Ethan set into an enthusiastic rhythm, rolling his hips against yours in a way that had you already anticipating your release. His mouth left yours with a groan and you arched your back, grabbing at his body as you had been wanting to do for more than an hour.

“Oh God, oh Ethan, yes.” You whimpered, feeling shockwaves radiating out as he worked himself into your cunt.

You clenched eagerly around him, craving his body with every pounding of your heart. You found synergy with him, your bodies creating an incredible friction that you welcomed in, ready for it to ruin you.

Your gut tightened as he pressed hot kisses to your neck - there was nothing slow or soft about his movements now. You were at the mercy of his power, all of the tension that the three of you had built was ready to crack, ready to release.

Your hips stuttered excitedly and his movements had taken on a jerky quality as even more control was surrendered. You couldn’t keep yourself quiet, so thrilled to have his glorious body filling you up and your moans only continued to get louder. You held none of your noises back as all inhibitions were forgotten.

“Ethan, yes, yes, fuck me, fuck me. Yes, give it to me, fuck me. Oh, ah, fuck.”

The snap finally happened and you were totally floored by your dazzling climax. You became still, unable to comprehend the pleasure as its waves overwhelmed you.

Completely beyond your control, your cunt continued to respond to him with wild spasming. You were able to push him over the edge, delivering him into his climax with some frantic jerks.

Everything was quiet after that and he sank onto the couch next to you - sandwiching you between their oily bodies. You let your head fall back, watching stars dance in the darkness behind your eyelids.

“I can’t believe you lied to her, man.” Damiano said. “Acting like no one was giving you the help you needed, oh because you needed so much help. Baby boy played you with the himbo card, avida.”

“Well if you’d been here, then you would know that technically, I didn’t lie.” Ethan said.

You opened your eyes in time to see Damiano slapping a hand to his forehead. “Oh, here we go with technically…”

“I never said to her that I needed help or that no one else would help me. I just asked if she could help.” Ethan said. “I didn’t force the bottle into her hand, or lay a guilt-trip on her, okay? So technically…”

You dramatically raised your pointer finger into the air, at almost the same second as Damiano. “Technically!”

“Technically.” Damiano echoed.

“I didn’t lie.”

You turned to him, nodding. “That’s true, actually. He didn’t lie. Look at that face, look at that body - he knows he doesn’t need to lie to get my panties on the ground. Speaking of, where did I put those…” You sat forward, looking around for the tossed aside lingerie.

“Oh shit, we’re gonna have to re-oil.”

Damiano shrugged. “That shouldn’t take too long.”

You had gotten up, pulled your panties on and readjusted your dress to ensure your butt was covered again. “I’m gonna leave that to you himbos to sort out.” Looking in the mirror, you could see the side effects of this encounter all over you. You grabbed Ethan’s nearby shirt to wipe away the shine rubbed onto most of your face. You had achieved a horrible case of bed head, despite never lying down, so you pulled it all back and fixed it into a bun, which you would swear was messy on purpose. “I gotta pee.”

“Hey, we can’t both be himbos.” Damiano said as you headed for the door.

You paused before opening the door and stepping out to the hallway. “You’re right, you’ve always been more of a dork.”

Your path to the bathroom was blocked when Victoria came rushing up to you. “Hey, hey - they sent me to check if the guys need any touch-ups. ‘Cause Thomas is almost finished getting his makeup done.”

“Um, well, they looked pretty good to me, but I’m totally biased.” You attempted an awkward laugh as she gave you a once-over, probably picking up clues of what had happened in the dressing room. “Probably best to check with them, to make sure they’re still happy with it and not going into a diva meltdown or whatever…”

“So I guess bring your girlfriend to work day was a success.”

“Huh, what ‘re you talking about?”

“Well, at the very least, it’s had a happy ending.”

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astroterror · 7 years

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i always thought we was talking fine but I guess you never thought you were mine cos i dont text a lot or hold a conversation but im tryin ta keep my brain satiated so if you please ill eat til i need stitches hangin around on my knees drowning in ditches let my king crown himself i cant stop eating dirt my head is the worst im dying of desert thirst my first last fear is of that which is near But cant be seen just smell and hear

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The Fed Plans to Inject $60 Billion per Month Into the Economy

New Post has been published on https://coinmakers.tech/news/the-fed-plans-to-inject-60-billion-per-month-into-the-economy

The Fed Plans to Inject $60 Billion per Month Into the Economy

On October 11, the U.S. Federal Reserve explained that it would inject more easing into the economy by purchasing Treasury bills at an initial $60 billion per month for the next two months. The purchasing rate could decrease or increase, but the central bank expects the easing plan to last until at least Q2 2020. Further, Fed chair Jerome Powell and his partners have also stressed they don’t want the media to call the purchasing plan another QE.

The Fed Approves Purchasing $60 Billion Worth of Treasury Securities per Month but Don’t Call it QE

The Fed told the press on Friday that it plans to continue to buy vast sums of securities in order to stimulate the U.S. economy. The move follows the two interest rate cuts and the printing of $128 billion when the Fed repurchased Treasury securities from specific repo agents last month. The new printing scheme involves another $60 billion per month from now until the end of November, but the buying will not stop until the second quarter of 2020. The central bank explained that the number of purchases planned for after November will be announced on the ninth of every month. The $60 billion a month put toward Treasury bills will be occurring alongside large scale repurchase agreements. The New York branch of the Fed has been in charge of the repos and claims repos will continue until the end of 2019. The Fed hasn’t purchased Treasury securities in this manner since 2012, when it printed roughly $85 billion per month.

Fed chair Jerome Powell.

Back then the central bank had no issues calling the process quantitative easing (QE), which is basically the act of purchasing large-scale assets in order to bolster the faltering economy. Powell and his staff are adamant about telling the press that the current easing is not another QE program even though the Fed is purchasing assets at a very large scale. The Fed wants the public to believe this just because the central bank is only purchasing Treasury bills and not things like bonds and mortgages. Neel Kashkari, the president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis said: “It’s not a change in our policy stance.” He stressed that the central bank’s number of Treasury purchases will depend on “how much demand for dollars grows.” The current method of easing “gives [the Fed] a lot of flexibility,” Kashkari explained.

Jerome Powell and colleagues dont want the media calling the latest easing “QE.”

Central Banks Like the Fed Cannot Solve the Problems They Created

Many economists believe the Fed’s latest round of easing tactics pretty much meets the definition of QE and some people believe the central bank’s schemes are dangerous. Daniel Lacalle, author at Mises Institute, recently explained how profoundly destructive the monetary easing and repo crisis is to the economy. Lacalle’s essay details that sudden repo lending spikes are not unusual when it comes to the Fed’s operations, but the fact that it takes days to normalize is very unusual. “[It’s] even more unusual to see that the Federal Reserve needs to inject hundreds of billions in a few days to offset the unstoppable rise in short-term rates,” Lacalle insists. “Because liquidity is ample, thirst for yield is enormous and financial players are financially more solvent than years ago, right? — Wrong,” the author writes. Lacalle’s paper adds:

Expanding the balance sheet.

Safe-Havens and Collateral Damage

Ever since the monetary easing started the Fed has wanted to steer clear of associating it with the tools used to battle the economic crisis ten years ago. Laura Rosner, a co-founder of Macropolicy Perspectives told the press that the Fed “wants to keep QE as something special.” “I don’t think they want to send a signal that things are bad,” Rosner added. However, central banks worldwide have said the global economy is quite volatile and runaway inflation and lack of liquidity got the best of them. The Fed’s first interest rate cuts didn’t work at all and rates on repurchase agreements jumped considerably in mid-September. After the Fed revealed its plan last week, safe-haven assets like cryptocurrencies and precious metals saw their values rise. Many people believe the central planners will not be able to save the economy and are seeking refuge in harder assets. Mises Institute’s Lacalle concludes his editorial by saying the current central banking crisis tells us one thing:

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They have the whole package– money, fame, and beauty. They seem unapproachable and distant because they seemingly belong to another universe to which we are not granted access. The celebrities sell not only their professional skills, but also their own image. How many times did stars do something just for publicity’s sake? As long as the people from the magazines, TV screens and the YouTube videos are representing them positively, the sale is going well; and even if the feature is negative, any news is good news (it’s when they stop talking about you that you have a problem). That’s why everything that can tarnish the luster of their glamor is kept strictly confidential (same as any of us would do in all honesty). We think celebrities are flying above the social norms and trivialities. However, human as they are, nothing human is alien to them and now and then their dirty little secrets are made public. From secret love affairs and weird sexual fantasies to addiction problems and unusual obsessions, fears and personal hygienic habits– our beloved stars have them all. The famous folks might have thought their secrets would follow them to their graves, but forgot that eventually the truth has to come out. And we have it right here.

#1 Shaquille O’Neal’s Thirst For Blood Having a fetish is not something one should be ashamed of– after all, if consented and not harmful, no practice in the bedroom should be considered vulgar or inappropriate; to each his own, right? Yet, Shaq’s fetish makes him the last person you’ll be willing to share your drink with because the guy uses his mouth for the strangest thing. Some years ago, his former wife, Vanessa Lopez, filed a suit against him claiming “invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress”. During the trial sessions, Lopez revealed some disturbing intimate facts about the legendary basketball player. When asked if Shaq had any sexual hang-ups, she said that he’d often perform oral on her while she was on her period. Actually, this is a clinical condition which is called menophilia and is characterized by getting sexually aroused by menstrual blood. The fetish-lovers brotherhood, however, don’t care for the Latin name and call Shaq’s drive simply “bloodhounding”.

#2 Russell Brand’s Secret Box Of DVDs If you thought Shaq’s fetish was weird, check out what Russell Brand does for fun when he is alone at home. The eccentric Brit’s looks and reckless behavior would suggest that he is into kinky stuff. After his break-up with Katy Perry, she went to his place to collect some of her belongings and found a box full of unlabeled DVDs. Katy couldn’t resist the temptation and played some of them. What she saw made her eyes pop out of her head. On the home-made videos, Russell was doing what is called “air sex”– fully clothed, he was heavily pounding an invisible partner. This might seem quite an improbable way of satisfying oneself, but it’s actually a thing, which originated and was first documented in Japan. All in all, it’s like playing an air guitar, only with more moaning and more wriggling involved.

#3 Denise Richards’ Girl-On-Girl Experience Most people are used to thinking that lesbianism is monopolized by robust, masculinized ladies who dress in baggy jeans and know how to use a jigsaw and change a tire. Stereotypes, however, are not what they used to be. Especially the ones linked to naughty preferences and practices! Just look at this drop dead gorgeous beauty, Denise Richards! It’s true that her divorce with Charlie Sheen in 2006 attracted more attention and inspired more headlines than her film roles, but although ten years have passed since then, she keeps on surprising us with curious facts about her intimate life. If you have read her memoir The Real Girl Next Door (which became a New York Times Best Seller!), then it shouldn’t come as a surprise to you that she has had a homoerotic experience. It was during an interview with the infamous radio host Howard Stern that she kind of came out, confessing that “a long time ago” she met this woman through friends, and she felt… curious. They were both curious, in fact. She was reluctant to reveal the name of the person, but what is known is that she is also pretty famous and is, in Richards’ own words, “a beautiful girly girl.”

#4 Sandra Bullock’s Foul Face Care Treatment When it comes to maintaining their seemingly ageless beauty, many Hollywood female stars subject themselves to all sorts of absurdly alternative beautifying procedures. Some of them are very expensive, yet effective if we judge by the appearance of the Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher. She regularly takes… wine baths. Others are weird, mildly put, like Demi Moore’s method of detoxing– she lets leeches suck her blood. But what Sandra Bullock does beats them all. Miss Congeniality applies hemorrhoid cream on her face because she believes it makes her skin glow. The other effect of the product is that, when applied under the eyes, it decreases inflammation. In other words, the cream, which is in fact a vasoconstrictor, is supposed to reduce puffiness. Actually, it makes a lot of sense, since hemorrhoids are… well… puffy.

#5 Martha Stewart’s Naughty Texting… And Other Things What can be more shocking than catching a whole nation’s, 71-year old domestic goddess in “inappropriate for her age and social status” conduct? Probably only Kim Kardashian becoming a nun. But, of course, there’s nothing inappropriate about a woman, no matter her age or occupation, participating in some Internet dating, as Martha Stewart confessed some time ago. But, if checking hot guys’ profiles still sounds too innocent to be on this list, how about imagining this hugely successful business woman engaging herself in a threesome and sexting with strangers? She must have been really bored living in that 35,000-square-foot residence on Mount Desert Island to take on alternative forms of entertainment. We don’t know how much of the rumors about her romantic life are true, but she herself has reluctantly disclosed that her intensive sexting once led to an actual one-night stand. Good for you, Martha! You give hope to all women who fear there is no fun time after menopause!

#6 Brad Pitt’s Bad Odor Routine His fellow actors and his closest friends always know, without a shade of a doubt, when Brad Pitt was somewhere before them. The stank he leaves behind is so unbearable that the guy’s armpits should be declared weapons of mass distraction. Reliable sources claim that one of the most desirable men on the planet completely stopped using deodorant and soap years ago. Some blame it on the fact that Brad Pitt has become all green, so instead of all those cosmetic products that damage the environment, he uses a natural portion of lemon, water and apple cider vinegar to get rid of the repelling smell of perspiration off his body. It obviously doesn’t work effectively, as many complain about the smell coming from him. Not long ago, his Inglourious Basterds co-star Eli Roth shared some inside the set info, “When he was sweating and didn’t have time to shower, he’d just take a baby wipe and rub his armpits with it.” Our advice: Do it more often, Brad! A wipe now and then won’t harm a forest!

#7 Scarlett Johansson’s Back Seat Fantasy This classy hotness surely appears in millions of men’s dreams. Now, her male fans from around the world have been given another incentive to further improve the quality of their dreams featuring the 32-year-old actress and model. Johansson has recently disclosed that her greatest turn-on is doing it in the back seat of a car. “To me, having sex in a car is sexy, and if I have to think of doing something kinky and crazy, I’ll definitely go for the back seat.” That’s it, people, the mystery’s revealed, and if you get lucky to be around Scarlett one day, do not try to seduce her with expensive jewelry, or fancy meals and wines. Just offer to give her a ride in your car! And who knows? You may get lucky.

#8 Keith Richards’ Weird Act Of Remembrance To His Dad Nobody who started their career in the music business in the 1960s, and I mean nobody, has remained untouched by the glorious days of sex, drugs and rock n’ roll. This is especially valid for the musicians of the legendary rock bands, most of whom have admitted to having consumed all kinds of substances in their time. But none of those are as bizarre as the one Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones is said to have sampled. In 2007, NME magazine revealed that the 72-year-old guitarist once mixed his father’s ashes with cocaine and snorted… him. The veteran of drug marathons is convinced that his father wouldn’t have objected at all, and adds that “he went down pretty well.” Years later, Richards now realizes that being still alive after decades of drug and alcohol abuse is pure luck, and he advises others not to follow in his steps. And definitely to abstain from snorting their parents!

#9 Matthew McConaughey’s Food Fetish Food can be hot not only smeared all over the body of your naked girlfriend who is waiting for you to eat her up. The 47-year-old Oscar winning actor sometimes has to stop eating because he enjoys food so much that he literally becomes aroused. If you wonder how he maintains this super fit slender body of his given that he likes eating that much, the answer is simple– the guy prefers to go hungry than to get turned on. Just imagine how embarrassing it must feel being in a fancy restaurant and get a huge boner over a dish of lobster tails with garlic and chili butter! The actor himself once said to Britain’s InStyle Magazine that when he savors something that feels good on his palate, he gets tingles down his spine which can be so forceful that he needs to stop eating if he doesn’t want to lose himself in blissful ecstasy. Another fetish the star admits to have is the smell of suntan lotion; the one with coconut fragrance draws him the most. “That smell brings back the sweetest memories of women in bikinis,” McConaughey says.

#10 Megan Fox’s Dysfunctional Toilet Habit You look at this girl and you say to yourself, “Wow, she is so perfect that I doubt she is really human!” Well, the devastating truth is that the 30-year old actress and model is not only of flesh and blood, but she is also one of those people you’ll probably find disgusting to live with. She might be a global heartthrob, but as regards her hygienic habits, there’s room for improvement— a lot of it. The Transformers babe very often forgets to flush the toilet. And not only in her own home, but also in other people’s houses! She must realize how repulsive this is because not once or twice has she admitted in interviews that she is horrible to live with. Besides being negligent about her going-to-toilet routine, she is also very messy. “My clothes end up wherever I take them off.” Well, Megan, sweetheart, although you kill in a bikini, we must say, being that untidy is definitely far from sexy!

#11 Robert Pattinson’s Bad Hair Day Every Day It came as a surprise to those who know of Robert Pattinson‘s problematic personal hygiene when he became the face of Dior Homme Eau. Was it a joke? After all, the star from the Twilight series is famous for not being a big fan of showering. He once didn’t wash his hair for six weeks in a row! “I don’t really see the point,” he says. “If you don’t care if your hair’s clean or not, then why would you wash it?” Solid logic, but still, it remains a mystery how he manages to look so awesome and well-groomed. His sex appeal is something the crew members working with him on a set in Vancouver obviously don’t care about as they can’t stop criticizing him. As one of the anonymous insiders put it, “He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy.” So much for the cool vampire appeal!

#12 Harry Styles’ Double Trouble Harry Styles from One Direction has four nipples! Of course, it’s not particularly a dirty secret one needs to hide, but to some it may sound like something you wouldn’t exactly brag about either. However, girls thought the two extra nipples looked just great on Harry’s tanned torso when in 2012 paparazzi caught him sunbathing on the board of a luxury boat in Australia. Despite his genetic defect, the 22-year-old English singer doesn’t seem embarrassed at all. Actually, whenever asked about it, he likes to joke that the extra nipples might have belonged to a twin brother, who didn’t make it to the world but left him his nipples as a form of legacy. Probably because Harry finds stripping so liberating (as he claims), his fans think he is dreamy– four nipples or not.

#13 Thora Birch’s Family History In “Showbiz” Nobody can choose their parents and, one way or another, we all have a past we cannot just erase and pretend didn’t happen. Thora Birch‘s professional path was pretty much mapped out from before she was born, as both her parents were kind of in the show business. Indeed, she started acting as a child and even won an award for Best Young Actress Under Nine Years of Age, but her breakthrough role came with the Oscar winning film American Beauty, in which her performance was applauded both by the critics and the audience. Her parents must be very proud of their daughter’s achievements, although the movie in which they both appeared in 1972 is no less unforgettable and covered in more glory than American Beauty. That movie is none other than the adult film classic Deep Throat, and Jack Birch and Carol Conners, Thora’s mom and dad, are former stars of the industry.

#14 50 Cent’s Shameful Bankruptcy It must be really humiliating for someone who has built one’s career on the classical attributes of rap music (i.e. money, bitches, furs, and fast cars) to go bankrupt. And be forced to hide it! In 2015, the former hottest rapper out there filed a statement of his financials in Connecticut bankruptcy court. From the statement, it became clear that Curtis Jackson drained a $25 million fortune just in a few years’ time. The rapper claimed his bankruptcy was a result of some bad business investments (and following lawsuits), but the truth cannot be concealed– back in his best days of fame and glamor, the man kept throwing money around like a maharaja. Although he owned money to creditors and lost a scandalous lawsuit, which stripped him of another couple of millions, 50 Cent kept posting pictures of himself buried in piles of money. When the court asked him to explain this unexpected wealth, he responded it was all fake money. Yeah, as if!

#15 Daniel Radcliffe’s Booze Addiction How time flies! Year after year, we have been so engulfed in following Daniel bringing the magical character of Harry Potter to life that we somehow failed to notice when the child star grew up. And the fact would have continued to escape us if it hadn’t been for his confession that he had a drinking problem, which, however, he beat in 2010. The actor revealed that he’d sometimes show up on the set of Harry Potter still drunk from the night before. In an interview for The Guardian, he said he turned to alcohol to cope with the pressure of fame and potential failure. Although it sounds like a big cliché, it’s actually a common practice among child stars to embrace bad habits. The examples are quite numerous– Lindsay Lohan, Drew Barrymore, Mary-Kate Olsen, Macaulay Culkin… This is how Radcliffe explains the inclination of the young celebrities towards alcohol and drugs, “It’s the pressure of living with the thought, ‘Oh, what if all these people are saying I’m not going to have a career? What if they all are going to be laughing and I will be consigned to a bunch of “Where are they now?” lists?”

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