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shinys-au-corner · 2 years

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A little colored sketch of @broken-gemshards and my Stevens enjoying some ice cream! Little Stevie is just rambling about his family, telling how great they are. Who knows what will happen once Stevie mentions his heart shaped sister?

Wanted to draw something for my favorite bean here!!

#SU #Steven Universe #Steven #au #my art #cracked! steven #steven universe cracked au #Rainbow AU #babies.....

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moghedien · 1 year

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Things that have happened in the last 48 hours

Tucker Carlson fired from Fox News unceremoniously and without warning, apparently directly at the command of Rupert Murdoch. Reason isn't clear but Dominion claims with wasn't because of their recent settlement with Fox News for over $700 million. Considering all that Fox News hosts get away with saying regularly, something pretty wild has to have happened for them to suddenly fire their number one money maker and the host of the highest viewed tv program in the country, on any channel.

Don Lemon fired from CNN possibly without warning, though CNN claims they tried to meet with him. Possibly due to sexist and/or racist comments, but the reason isn't currently clear and CNN is just not wanting to talk about it

Nate Silver was laid off by Disney and ABC and is no longer part of FiveThirtyEight, which he founded.

Steven Crowder announced that he has been divorced since 2021 when his wife filed a no-fault divorce, openly bemoaned the fact that the laws of Texas allowed her to divorce him without his permission, and then publicly accused Candace Owens of trying to use his divorce to extort him for money.

Candace Owens started commenting back at him, denying the accusations of extortion and has now officially begun another far right media civil war as people are taking sides, because she took the bait. She may or may not have sent him a cease and desist and be planning to take legal action.

#basically I've been laughing since yesterday morning #can't believe all the worst people I know are having terrible times all at once #you love to see it #Sam Seder on the Majority Report saying that he didn't mean to diminish Steven Crowder in the eyes of his wife #and he had no direct hand in this #but also this actually lines up right when Crowder ran away crying when Sam tried to talk to him #just waiting for Jordan Peterson to like smoke crack in public or something

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toomanywatchers · 8 days

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So I saw this popular post floating around amid the Watcher drama-

-and here is my response to that with some iconic Watcher quotes:

Shane: "What's the deal with cousins?" - in TMS season 3

Ryan: "Hey dipshit, are you scared?" - in TMS season 3

Steven: "What's the trauma version of nostalgia?" Shane: "Trauma?" - in Pod Watcher ep 5 (aka the glorious Nose Soap Apple ep)

Shane: "I don't like people to acknowledge me as a human being." - in Are You Scared of Working Out

Ryan: "Class dismissed, you little blue ball sack." - in Puppet History's The Dreadful Demise of the Dinosaurs

Steven: "Who cares, man!" - in Making Watcher ep 4

Shane: "As soon as there's an element of competition, my brain just quits" - in Weird Wonderful World Roller Derby ep

Ryan: "You killed me!" Shane: " You're dead?" Ryan: "Yeah, because you asked for a blowjob." - in Survival Mode Demonologist

Steven: "Oh, I can't process the world right now." - Steven Eats Through Korea for 24 Hours Straight

Bonus one from the Patreon because I think about this moment at least once a day:

*answering the question on when would a gen z bark* Sam: "during doggy style?" Shane in disapproving dad voice: "Sam!"

and that is just a few quotes that I think about or quote from time to time. If you have a favorite quote and want to add to this post to out-ratio the original blogger- go for it!

Now my little rant that I've been trying to keep in but imma just add it here: it seems that most of the haters throwing out nasty comments seem to be old BFU fans who only watch Ghost Files and can not let go of the past and does not realize that BFU has been over for almost 3 years now. Guess what?

It's.

Never.

Coming.

Back.

It's totally ok to miss and grieve the loss of something you love, but continuously comparing Watcher to just BFU is tiring. Watcher is so much more than BFU, and if you guys would just simply read Watcher's company motto then you would know that.

So how about instead of living in 2018, you come and join us in 2024 and recognize that Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, and especially Steven Lim are still fucking hilarious alongside the wonderful team at Watcher.

ps: I decided to use a screenshot and cut out the name instead of reblogging the op's post because I simply do not want to give them any more attention.

#I am cracking save me #I've been quiet for too long #watcher is very much quotable if you would just open up your mind to that possibility #watcher #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim #too many spirits #pod watcher #are you scared #puppet history #making watcher #weird wonderful world #survival mode

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captainhysunstuff · 15 days

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Light comes up with a brilliant plan to avoid their "bad ending" during the rain scene (inspired by/stolen from the Steven Universe episode "Fusion Cuisine": scene link). Light's final quote is also from "Giant Woman~".

#I'm very unoriginal did you know?#this is part of a itty bitty thing where the quotes are inspired by cartoons and junk #I've actually wanted to draw this for a long long LONG time #drawn by me #my fanart #Death Note #lawlight #crack #L #Light Yagami #quotes from other sources #Steven Universe #hop on a bus #full of great ideas~#they’re idiots in my head though #updated the first image because I hated L's neck lol

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novantinuum · 3 months

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pov: you are connie maheswaran and wake up to this image over text alongside the least Okay "i swear i'm okay" message ever

#su #steven universe #pink steven #human steven #su fanart #crack the paragon #my art stuff

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artsycooky13 · 6 months

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a box of random shoes

(*They're getting divorced to win a bet to pay for von's college fund)

#the entire towns people bet on connverse never not being a thing #so the shoes hear about it and connie's like- 'okay guys- im making a tactical decision to get free money'#and the shoes have to act divorced for like a day or smth #which- they both suck at lying about it #cuz it turns into some shmaltzy thing where they both realize they cant imagine a life apart from one another #its really funny i think #its crack taken seriously by the end #connverse #vonvon #my art #steven universe #connie maheswaran

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tweetsofyj · 6 months

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#why didn’t she just do it imo #yellowjackets #ben yellowjackets #ben scott #yellowjackets text posts #incorrect yellowjackets #yellowjackets memes #yj memes #yj crack #coach ben #steven krueger

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loki-hargreeves · 2 years

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This was supposed to be a 'Moon Knight out-of-context video' but it got out of hand...

#i have no explanation #enjoy!!#moon knight #moon knight crack #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #oscar isaac #shitpost o'clock

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scruppofficial · 1 month

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Shout out to caramelcoffeexo on AO3 for these ✨iconic✨ end notes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The fic is beneath the milky twilight by caramelcoffeexo on AO3

If they have a tumblr account I don't know it, but if you do then tag them! They deserve credit for a good fic!

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robbubob · 1 month

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Dr Two-brains/Prof Steven Boxleitner in my style, except he is entirely different, i guess, I don't know

#wordgirl #dr two brains #steven boxleitner #High on crack #DR KOMAEDA TWO BRAINS FOUND ON PINTEREST

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xnightmare-eyesx · 5 months

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I cooked up a cracked au fellas

Um, what if, Ramon was the only 'alien' to flee Dimension X. But due to Alex opening up a new portal/Eden experiments with portal, accidentally allowed one more alien into their reality.

Basically I saw a character parallel between Spinel and Ramon, went "Yo but what if found family though" and my hand slipped.

Also the comic, the joke, the idea: Ramon and Bullfrog find out the hard way that Spinel can basically respawn as long as her Minecraft bed isn't broken

(ask me more about this au I am begging the brain worms have me hostage) /j /nf

#cracked au #listen it works I have it mapped out in my brain #digital art #doodles #sketches #crossover au #crossover #ramon captain laserhawk #captain laserhawk #bullfrog #bullfrog captain laserhawk #spinel #steven universe #two aliens au #comic #shitpost

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sarah-cam · 9 months

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