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peekychu · 3 months

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My magnum opus!

#tw weed #wouldn’t it be crazy if this really happened… think about it

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leonsbimbogf · 4 days

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i still adore you, I swear

🍃! Plug! Miguel x Fem! reader !🍃

A/n: guys i was mf arching my back and typing this out on my laptop n I'm so glad ppl like the first one I rlly appreciate itt pookies! also I had to crop some of this out cause my man was full on arching his BACKK but credits to JesGreenEight for this banner!!!

cw/smut warning: pure smut, Miguel being a freaky man, weed, shitty ending bc y'all KNOW i'm absolute dog dookie at writing them, creampie, oral (m receiving), somewhere in it I said that reader has a bad reflex and I'm so sorrayy.

So now here you are, smoking a joint with your plug. The harsh yet sweet aroma of weed filled his room. He passes the joint back to you letting you take a rip. You cough a little from the smoke clouding your lungs but still manage to have a smile. You pass the joint back to him without a word. Breaking the silence Miguel spoke in an almost slurred tone.

“I know it’s not the weed speaking but has anyone told you you're so attractive, ma?” His veiny hand finds your thigh before rubbing the flesh without knowing. You immediately snicker as you answer back in a flirty tone.

“Hmm no Miggy they haven't” he trails his hand closer and grips your inner thigh while chuckling, you two were just on the moon. He replies to your comment after taking a hit.

“Honestly I should show you how attractive you are to me.” your eyes widened at his statement but you were intrigued at most. The way his shirt hugged him, the way you can see his cock print through his sweatpants. It was all so feverish. He comes closer to you with his lips up to your neck making the hair stand up practically.

“You smell so good.” he finally says before placing kisses on your neck making you moan. His kisses go lower to your chest. He takes off your shirt revealing your skin to him. He instantly kisses your neck now having his hands on your waist, pulling you closer. The smell of weed and anticipation is clouding the room. Your panties are already soaked from when he first called you attractive. Before you know it he speaks in an entertaining tone.

“How about you taking it out for me?”

You instantly pull down his pants and his underwear. His cock bounces to his stomach before standing back up. His cock was decorated with some hair. Your breath caught in your throat after realizing how hot it was. You knew it was wrong but it felt so damn good, you can say that.

He puts the palm of his hand on your cheek as he rubs your bottom lip with his thumb, he looks down at you with love in his eyes. Were you always this pretty?

“Look at those pretty lips.”

he says in an admiring tone. You faintly smile before giving a couple of kitten licks and then actually putting your whole mouth on the tip.

“You like that?” You mumble out on his cock. Miguel could’ve just came right then and there. He saw how sexy you looked with your soft lips wrapped around his cock like a glove.

“There you go” he muttered under his breath. You push your head deeper onto his cock but you choke on it due to your horrible gag reflex. You pull back with a saliva string pulling with you.

“Hmm, Miguel..”

you say, slurring your words a bit. You were cockdrunk from him.

“You did such a good job, didn’t you? m’ so proud baby.” He spoke out while looking down at you. He breaks the moment of silence by saying.

“Think you can bend over for me mami?” He says before stroking his cock. You bend over to feel his huge hands grabbing and kneading the fat of your hips and pulling your pants down. He gasps and chuckles when he sees your panties with a wet spot making it noticeable. “I see you getting wet for me.” He says.

He pulls your panties to the side to see your plump lips soaked It just looks like you wanted to get fucked by him. He knows what you need, Just let him guide you. Suddenly you feel his fat mushroom tip lay on your clit.

“Are you ready bunny?” He just makes you feel mushy inside even if he’s saying simple things. You nod your head before preparing for his cock. He shoves his tip in, You whimper as you can feel being stretched out by his thick tip.

“Awhh shit. Your pussy’s huggin’ around me.” He moans out. He can even admit that your pussy did make him moan and groan. He has fucked many girls but they all just felt like he had to do it. With you, it feels special.

“Hmm, M-miggy..please move..” you moan. Your moans sounded pornographic. He bucks his hips into you while grunting.

“Ah this pussy got superpowers or somethin’ hm?” He jokes before smacking your plump ass. He loves the way it jiggles when he smacks it even lightly.

“God d-damn.” You manage to yelp out. He thrusts deeper into your pussy. “Fuck you're gonna make me cum. Can’t believe I have your cute ass under me.”

After minutes of moaning and groaning, you feel a full feeling. His cum sprays inside your cunt and you feel it Immediately fill your cunt up. When he pulls out his soft cock you can feel you can feel his cum leak out of your cunt.

“Your mine got it? my stock is coming soon but you're mine from now on,” he says hugging you to the bed and holding you fairly close to him. You feel butterflies roam around your stomach when you see his hand on your lower waist. Before you even spoke you heard his snores filling the room. You giggle quietly at the fact that he fell asleep in a second.

and here's to my taglist ( ◜‿◝ )♡: @moon-rivr @monstera02 @lazyjellyfish300 @yougavemeyourheartyouknow @yournextbimbogf @chiwhorei

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pretti-pothead · 7 months

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cause if you see me fightin smokey, better help that bear 🐻

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garfieldcultist · 3 months

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some Lisa sketches and coloured thingys i made for funs, I really like how the colours look on the rando one its very shiny

#lisa the rpg #lisa the painful #my art #sketches #terry hintz #brad armstrong #buddy armstrong #buzzo lisa #lisa the joyful #bleeeeeh #goes crazy #sets fire to the parking lot #goblin green sounds like weed

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krygumgirl · 2 months

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#crazy girl #hot as fuck #sadistic #mental health check in #chilean #me #sexy content #violent love #+18 content #chili #fuckin sexy #sexy pose #knifeplay #girls who smoke weed #smoker

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chrollohearttags · 1 month

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for y’all to hate aot and its writers so much, y’all sure be on our dicks an awful lot lmao

#cherry chats 🍒#like girl i do not give a single fuck if you don’t like it #but blatantly lying is crazy #y’all thought everybody was just gone up and go write for ur new it fandoms bc y’all are note hungry #but I’m just here to write abt my fav characters #whether y’all read it or not is none of my concern #I don’t do this for anybody but me and my enjoyment #‘y’all niggify them’ ‘it’s always the aot fandom’#i wll spit on you first of all #and second #I’ve seen thirty million baby mama toxic weed smoking etc fics with JJK and everybody else #y’all are obsessed #and i would ignore y’all #but it’s the fact that we’re always being mentioned BY NAME in dumbass tiktok vids #being called slurs and terrible names #for fucking stories #so imma keep my foot on yalls necks till I feel like it #fuck y’all

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superbellsubways · 11 days

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thinking about the time i posted a weed joke and someone replied saying how i ruined their day with that and how i should go fuck myself and they blocked me immediately after and when i went into their profile through browser they were apparently anti-420 and i had never been more confused in my life i was dying bro

#Its not that serious 💀 i dont even do weed + it was a meme redraw #it was crazy i assumed most people on here were ok with funni weed and sex jokes all the time but apparently Not

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dayurno · 6 months

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on the topic of kevin smoking weed…what do you think his first time was like. do you think he got scared or do you think it completely mellowed him out for once?

HE GOT SCARED 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽 i think kevins first time smoking weed was in the nest because they were college aged after all and breaking the master’s rules is survival at one point or another. i don’t think riko was involved (imagine that) and that made kevin’s paranoia skyrocket, so when he does smoke he gets really afraid and anxious and it’s a total vibe killer. i can see kevin and jean smoking in the nest and immediately fucking like rabbits about it though

his Second time he does mellow out. the second time is with the monsters and andrew’s close supervision so when kevin does smoke he is well fed and hydrated and lying comfortably which makes the experience much better even if their weed is considerably cheaper. i dont think he does much then!!! nothing besides giggling at the ceiling and lying his head on andrew’s or nicky’s laps. for some reason i can see him trying to teach the monsters japanese nursery rhymes and accidentally making them all have children’s songs stuck in their heads for weeks

the REAL deal is when neil joins them though. neil’s overall anti drug behavior is very quickly put to test by a high as balls kevin day performing every increasingly ridiculous exy trick neil can come up with on court. an eye opener experience for neil

#asks #i love you kevin day i need to give you drugs #andrew: if you were a baby bird id feed you drugs and alcohol kevin: I understand #also the idea of kevjean smoking together in the nest always has me in shambles #the gnarliest poorest thinnest most diy joint youve ever seen in your life #rolled with grocery store bag paper #lit up by the stove #like its insane. its crazy.#HONESTLY just between us #dont kevjean have that vibe of getting high and IMMEDIATELY fucking like rabbits #WEED THAT MAKES YOU GAY #the first time jean smokes weed at usc hes at some frat party and hes hit with #intense flashbacks of frankly some of the nastiest sex of his life #(brings bong to his mouth) WHY MYNDICK HARD #anyway #kevin #kevjean #kandrew

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ideasarestuckinmyhead · 3 months

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Honestly I feel like a tattoo sleeve would look good on Seth, Auron, and Lucien.

Charlie gives me random tattoos he got bc he was high.

Al has cute pink ones on him that you need to get him undressed to find.

Finn would get ones that would have meaning.

Faust would get moon tattos and those y2k star ones.

(More in tags)

#LMAOOO WHY CAN I SEE SETH GETTING THISE MOM HEART TATTOO #wait thats actually kinda sad when i think about it-#lucien having skulls would go hard #Finn gets thise pretty floral tattoos bc i say so.#Faust getting a small star tattoo for his listener would be so cute wait #Charlie def has a weed tattoo i wanna say on his butt for shits n giggles #actually Al gives me a vibe if having a butt tattoo #wait yall know thise Yakuza tattoos? i can see Auron with those #now THOSE backshots would go crazy #Seth hhmm i can see him getting like one of those face tattoos i cant explain it #Jack goes like a wave tattoo or even a beach one #wow im just talking in tags now-#red rants #yuurivoice

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babyspicy · 7 months

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red hair cause i’ve been a lil extra mentally unstable, i hate september 😔

#weed girls #babyspicy #poeticplanthead #canadian #mikijuana #curvy #me #selfie #bi girls #red hair #a lil crazy

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rootworks · 19 days

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For your ticciwork, who fell for who first? And when did they realize they were in love with each other?

in my mind they both mutually start falling for eachother after being around eachother for awhile, but Nats the first person to realize that the feelings are incredibly romantic which kinda sends her spiraling. on the other hand toby is generally oblivious for awhile about it but really just knows that he wants to see her happy. (or exasperated. even annoyed honestly he just wants her to interact with him)

#while crushing like crazy on toby natalie imagines him with those cutesy sparkly love filters and hearts all around him #like girl he does NOT look like that he is covered in mud and old blood and tree sap and smells like smoke and weed. but you do you #ticciwork #creepypasta ticci toby #clockwork creepypasta #creepypasta redesign #creepypasta #fanart #ticci toby x clockwork #natalie ouellette #toby erin rodgers #kicking my feet and giggling they’re so cute

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leonsbimbogf · 5 days

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I adore you, I swear.

🍃! Plug! Miguel O'Hara x reader !🍃

A/n: I got an ask about a plug Miguel x reader but my laptop crashed and I lost the ask. I'm so sorry stinky butt but here it is 🤞🙁, but dw this is only part one the next part is smut🙏. btw credits to JesGreenEight on Deviant art for the banner! ngl it might be short.

cw: miggy fw's u heavily 😼, reader's kinda like shy when they around him, weed, a cheesy porn plot boo me all y'all want!!

You needed to get some weed from none other than your dealer Miguel O'Hara. There was no problem having a favorite client but you were different. With your timid voice and shy actions, you had him swooning. Lately having alone time has been pretty tough on you and you needed a release, the sad thing was, you didn't have any money. You thought to yourself,

“how can I even buy weed if I barely have any money”

you pick up your phone and you start to text your dealer.

Y/n: hii do you still have any left? :((

He immediately texts back. Before you can even close your phone. He was into you but can you even realize that he wants you? His favorite client.

Secret Spidey: So needy for weed? Come to the same spot. I’ll be there in 20.

You rushed to change. Even if you were in a hurry you didn’t wanna look bad at least. You quickly noticed what was the point. It’ll be quick. you put on a jacket as you walk out of your apartment. You walk to your destination, the back of an abandoned corner store. Usually, you two would meet in his car but since it’s under repair he used his motorcycle to meet you. He doesn’t treat you like other clients, He even offers to smoke in his car with you. If you were some other client he would’ve given you only just weed and a cold glare with it. As he walks up to you you both realize how he was much taller than you and most definitely towering over you.

“Hey, Miguel..”

you say with a bit of a grin.

“Oh bunny, what's up, you told me you needed some right?

“Bunny? Where in the hell did this nickname come from?” Your thoughts cloud your head as you think about all of this, how close he was to you, the cute nicknames, how his eyes practically show hearts in them when they look at you.

he puts his hand on your back and smiles as he does you start shaking slightly from a cold breeze hitting the back of your neck. you were gonna ask a stupid question and you knew he would get a bit pissy.

“Miguel.. uhm..I was wondering if you can give me..some for free..you don’t have to it's just-“ you say ranting, hoping for him to at least hear you out on why you want the free deal. He cuts you off with a sudden deep sigh. He looks you in your eyes and in reaction, you put your head down immediately.

“Aren’t you just the cutest huh?” He says with a faint chuckle before disappearing. Before you can even get a single word in, you open your mouth and something comes out but yet again he cuts you off.

“Don’t worry your pretty little head yea? I’ll get you some weed, I just need you to do something for me..” your eyes light up with interest then he smiles at your eagerness. He always had eyes for you and you were just his type.

“Okay I can help but how so?” you asked biting your lip. you pray that he would say something back that you would like. It sounded like a cheesy porno but honestly, he was attractive and so were you. You have known this man for years so what’s the harm in that? you guys are just two people wanting to have a release and maybe more. Who knows?

this was my old taglist but here you go pookies ♥: @moon-rivr @monstera02 @yougavemeyourheartyouknow @lazyjellyfish300 @chiwhorei

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wu-does-art · 1 year

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au where mike narrowly escapes the upsidedown while on patrol and gets an obscure curse to be a catboy for a month. this is amusing to everyone but mike.

#catmike au #dont know if people will like this au of mine or not but ill keep posting doodles of it cause its funny #dustin is very interested in the curse and is also conveniently the onely one who has owned a cat #hes tests things almost immediately in such excitement #basically its just him seeing mike in the living room and running quickly to his house because he needs to grab some things #its also set vaguely post s5 so some of the byers share the wheeler house #lets just say the wheelers went off for the apocalypse #dustin comes back with a laser pointer and catnip (to the others it honest to god looks like weed)#then of course hes inspecting him and asking questions like seeing if his human ears are gone and if he can move his tail and all that #they find very quickly that he can purr when will comes over next to him curiously #this def disturbs other upsidown meeting because imagine nancy's talking and in the middle of it its just *LOUD PURRING*#mike does chase lasers (out of his control) and he can in fact get hopped up on catnip #which makes him go zoomies or purr crazy loud and it makes him shove his whole body all over will like a strange clingy 5 yr old #also his pupils can go big and small and as expected it goes massive when hes on catnip #everyone finds this hilarious and they make a game of who can secretly get mike catnipped #will is the unwilling victim because he's the cat's (and mike's ofc) assighned so he'll just be sitting and then he'll #hear running qnd suddenly mikes holding his arm up and rubbing against it while purring very loudly #anyways i may have written that for no one in particular but yeah theres some cat au!#st mike #mike wheeler #stranger things #stranger things fanart #byler #st mike wheeler #mike wheeler stranger things #will byers #byler fanart #st will #st will byers #its supposed to say that wills the cats favourite person idk tumblr deleted it cause something something formatting

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neotrances · 1 year

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i need to stay off twitter i don’t even like cardi b but ppl painting her as a villain for getting guys to smoke weed til they fell asleep and rob em rlly don’t . bother me she was a stripper since 18 and was doing this during 18-20 like . imma be real idgaf, she didn’t assault nobody she ran their pockets what’s the issue

#like the word sedating is crazy bc she literally just convinced them to her high on weed #like lots of it and then took a rolex cmon now

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krygumgirl · 2 months

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xxbuggirlxx · 30 days

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i’m terrified to let u in my head

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