the fucking irony. first seriously unhinged thing ive posted on here coincides with the first creep. like seriously ive never even seen creeps or, you know, things that make me uncomfortable, mentioned on tumblr, which is one of the reasons i much prefer this site to others. give me a bloody break
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I had a dream once that Dave gave me a hickey in my family’s bathroom and dude best fucking dream ever (my meds make it so my dreams feel real)
this so gives bad boy! dave vibes!!! maybe you've invited him over for dinner so that he can at least try to get along with your parents.
maybe he comes over a bit early so he can spend some alone time with you, but it's hard to really do that, because your parents insist on you keeping your door open while the two of you are in there. and he just wants to kiss you so bad.
eventually, it boils down to him basically ambushing you. he excuses himself to go to the bathroom as dinner comes to an end, and as you retreat to your room, he pops out of the bathroom and yanks you inside, shoving you against the door.
"missed you," he says, shoving his face into your neck, leaving small little kisses there.
"we just ate dinner together, silly." you giggle as his hair tickles your neck. your giggles turn into gasps as he starts gently biting your neck, his tongue laving at the spots.
"i said, i missed you." dave smirks, pressing your hand to his crotch and making you palm his growing bulge.
lowkey i have writers block so forgive me with this abrupt ending but he’d totally end up fake “leaving” the house only to end up sneaking back in through your window so he can fuck you.
like he’d handed you a stuffie (that he won for you on a previous date) and would make you muffle yourself with it as he plowed into you, whispering condesdending words of praise and trying not to wake up your parents.
“that’s it, baby. just be good and let me fuck you, yeah? been wantin’ to for hours.”
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Is really starting to give me an ick is how much emphasis people put in huge age gaps on this site. Like all trends that get too trendy here, when everyone used “cunny” or “gummy walls” but this time is just an uncomfortable age gap that people make sure time and time again to say how much of an old man this character is (and he’s like 35, not that old) and how the reader is such a tiny, baby,innocent, jailbait, coquette, love pink she’s so innocent near this old man having to nearly use a cane to walk around. It’s just getting gross.
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