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kenotstaptinkuringu · 3 months

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#bnha valentine #mha valentine #valentines cards #bnha fandom #league of villains #mha fandom #cursed valenties #bnha #mha #mha dabi #mha toga #mha shigaraki #my hero academia fandom #mha memes

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meownotgood · 1 year

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thank you to anyone and everyone who has ever supported me or interacted with my works. you mean more to me than you will ever know. you are the reason why I continue on and why I feel confident enough to post my utter insanities. I am truly grateful and fortunate to have people who enjoyed something stupid that I made. even if you just read something I wrote and didn't interact, the fact that you took the time to read it makes me feel so happy. thank you.

I'm going to go talk to robot aki boyfriend now until I inevitability pass out

#sorry for being melancholy on main I'll be back to tip top shape soon #these next few months will be hard for me #they always are #but I will come out of it better and stronger #pls be patient with the meow meow #CURSE YOU JANUARY CURSE YOU WINTER CURSE YOU FEBRUARY and god forbid #guys I don't even wanna say the word #valen... valenti.......#don't even say it.#don't.#also I just remembered I'm on my period #so this is the reason why I am extra insane right now #I need to purchase an aki and eat it.

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maddiesflame · 1 year

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Tory Vega headers

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dr-lizortecho · 7 months

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the best part about kaliz is truly that Liz gets two supportive boyfriends that encourage her and believe in her so so much, Kyle gets a girlfriend that takes his full self into account and understands his hopes and fears better than everyone else and actively makes the choice to sacrifice so he can stop giving and giving and a boyfriend that acts like he hung the moon and follows him around like a lost puppy with big big sad eyes

and Max- Max gets two snarky soulmates who constantly give him looks ™️ and jam thermometers into his mouth first thing in the morning

#roswell new mexico #liz ortecho #kyle valenti #max evans #kaliz #can you tell I’m going insane again #the curse of working in the long fic (but also Rosa/Dallas/Heath anyone???)

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beedokart · 2 years

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Cover for my next story. Protagonist Romeo Valenti about to learn how to put the fluid in genderfluid.

It will be up on scribblehub shortly. Or you can sign up to my p*tre*n to get access to the first few chapters now.

#cursed popstar #romeo valenti #genderfluid protagonist #though they’re a bit of an egg at the start #original character

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beedok · 2 years

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My new story is up on scribblehub. Expect gender, divine meddling, and romantic hijinks.

#cursed popstar #romeo valenti #scribblehub #original fiction

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astateofjess · 1 year

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Zodiac Academy 1-7

I had a system in place of how I like to read and review the books I read throughout the year and Zodiac Academy totally obliterated that system.

Under normal circumstances, I would read a book and then review it immediately after so that everything was still fresh in my mind. Yet, I could not put Zodiac Academy down long enough in between books for me to sit down and blog about it. I was wholly invested in the series.

So let's go ahead and unpack all of my emotions, thoughts, and opinions on all 7 books. Having read all 7, I think I'm gonna divvy them up in groups. Books 1-3, 4-6, and 7.

Book 1 was rough, and I can see why people are immediately discouraged in continuing with the series. THE!!! BULLIES!!!! WERE!!! BULLYING!!!!!!!!!! When I tell you my jaw was on the FLOOR over how much trauma was inflicted! Did I develop a bullying kink? MAYBE SO. This book left me in utter shock and so angry that I had to continue the series. Getting through Book 1 rewards you with Book 2 & 3. The angst, the tension, the spice!!!! There's still some bullying but this is really where the series starts polishing a bit more in my opinion because the relationships are developing and you start rooting for certain characters as their backstories are revealed.

Books 4-6 were some of the most traumatic books I have ever read. I was left sobbing, crying, throwing up, screaming, throwing my kindle across the room, and venting in the discord book club I'm in. After spending 3 full books with these characters, I became fully enthralled by them and couldn't think of anything else. These books have a lot of very sweet, tender moments only to then sucker-punch with an extremely emotional and devastating scene. THE WHIPLASH I FELT!!!!! It was intense in the best and worst way possible and I'm still trying to figure out how that is. They had some of my favorite scenes of the series though, so the pain was DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

Book 7. After brewing with these emotions over the span of the last 6 books, you feel bliss. You feel happy. THE FLUFF IS FLUFFINGGG!!!! It almost feels too good to be true, and that's because it is... because BOYYYY DOES THIS BOOK HURT. I have no words for what book 7 made me feel in the end. Just when you thought that you couldn't possibly be hurt any worse than what you went through in Books 4-6, you get SMACKED DOWN with the weight of feeling absolutely broken over what your faves are going through. The sacrifices that are made, the decisions that are forced, the pains of war!!!!

With all of that being said, this series is not for everyone and that's okay!!! This series CAN be extremely cheesy at times, and it IS extremely BRUTAL in the way it treats both the characters and the readers. As a lover of both cheese and pain, it was right up my alley.

Zodiac Academy was a fever dream to read, but I'm so glad I made the time to read it because these characters are some of my favorites now. [redacted] + [redacted] are my favorite couple and on par with my love for Nessian. If THAT doesn't tell you how much I love them, then I don't know what else will.

#zodiac academy #the awakening #ruthless fae #the reckoning #shadow princess #cursed fates #fated throne #heartless sky #caroline peckham & susanne valenti

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dncingthrghlife · 2 years

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in this house we ship:

liz/max/kyle

maria/michael/alex

rosa/isobel

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jamiexclairefraser · 2 years

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This guardian bond between Tory & Lionel makes me so depressed and angry I hate it so much 😫 I really hope they break it, I can’t go on reading about it forever - I need some goodness to happen everyone’s going through the ringer 😭😭

#zodiac academy #zodiac academy series #tory vega #tory x lionel #darcy vega #caroline peckham #susanne valenti #fated throne #cursed fates

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powells · 5 months

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Romantasy Display!! ✨💕

((No poetry, middle grade books, or graphic novels were displaced to make room for this display))

Uprooted by Naomi Novik "familiar as a Grimm fairy tale yet fresh, original, and totally irresistible"

Mortal Follies by Alexis Hall "Witches and gods, scandals and curses all combine in this spellbinding historical Sapphic romance"

Zodiac Academy by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti "Follow our twin princesses as they fight to reclaim their throne." *very spicy* *please note this series has dark content*

Bitter Medicine by Mia Tsai "The magic system had me mesmerized in how it blends cultures. Inspired by Chinese drama, the romance & action were addictive"

Emily Wilde's Encyclopedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett "Besides a grumpy, young professor, this book has fairies, and adventure, romance, mystery... and did I say fairies?"

Immortal Longings by Chloe Gong "Gripping, bewildering, irresistible..."

The Jasad Heir by Sara Hashem "Try if you like: Egyptian folklore, political scheming, deadly secrets, revenge, and forbidden romance" Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas "An epic tale of love and loss and a girl who loves her kingdom very very much"

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beedokwrites · 6 days

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Blessing Of Salmakis is Out!

A gender-bending misadventure of a romcom.

Romeo Valenti is a super star and embraces it. Perhaps a little too much for his ego's sake.

The hubris comes back to bite him during a vacation to the Aegean coast, however. A run in with a cursed spring leaves Romeo suddenly rather more feminine in appearance and the focus on some divine interest. Will he learn some humility? Grow as a person? Or, at least, think about gender a bit?

If he manages any of those, it won't be on purpose.

You can buy it as an ebook or paperback on Amazon.

Or ebook and pdf on Itch.io.

#original fiction #writer on tumblr #writing promo #trans author #gender bender #greek mythology #polyamory #wlw #mlm #and wlm #Ro does it all

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maddiesflame · 2 years

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bluelance headers

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sailorsenshishitposter · 3 months

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Samuraiden Valentine's Day

Femboy Raiden was requested so I decided to turn it into a Valentie's Day special. Warning: highly cursed smut. Expect to never listen to Snake Eater again

Raiden posed seductively on his bed. He had invited Sam over for the evening and was getting ready to give said Brazilian a strip tease. "Bonito, how can we do this if you're mostly metal?" The cyborg then placed a clawed finger over the mans lips. "Just let me do this or I swear that I'm going to fucking gag you!" Sam then felt something begin to rise and it wasn't a metal gear ray.

Anyway back to Jack. Raiden had decided to pick a special outfit for tonight. He had doktor cutosmize his body so that his chest now resembled a lacey red bra and his crotch plate was now a matching set of panties. He had dyed his hair a light pink and put on some white cat ears. Also included were his usual pumps but in hot red. The cyborg then started posing Bayonetta style, giving high kicks to the air as he rested. "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me HARD!"

"Jack, we can do your little movie questionnaires tomorrow. Right now I'm gonna show you the difference between a tool and a sword." Raiden then pushed Sam on to the bed and waved his finger. "Not until I've finished my dance." He then started grinding on top of Samuel. "Oh good. Why that's very good! Yes I like that!" the Brazilian moaned. They began to share a passionate kiss only for Raiden to bite too hard, nearly ripping off the mans lip in the process. This was the price one would pay for frenching a jaw made of steel but he was hardly complaining.

"Sorry..." the cyborg said. "I'm not quite used to this body yet." Sam laughed. "Nevermind it blondie. Better yet, I encourage it!" Raiden paused. "What are you saying!?" Sam then smacked the cyborgs ass like a drum. "More. Hurt me MORE!" Just like that and he was turned on. By that I mean the switch to let Jack out had been hit. "I think it's time I give you a demonstration..."

Jack then pulled out l' étranger and used it's whip form on the man beneath him. He hit each cheek in rythmn to hollaback girl. "Had enough yet puta?" Sam groaned. "That's Spanish, not Portuguese. You better show me a good time Jack!" Crap. It seemed like he did something wrong. "On to plan B then." Jack thought. "I think I'll show you what I learned after finishing off Vamp. Let's just say I'm very skilled in the art of being a snake eater."

Jack then shredded Sam's pants with his razor sharp claws until he found what he was looking for. He then said "It's Metal Gear Rising time!" and began to pump Sam's errect cock. Before he could let Sam become a snake beater, he unhinged his jaw and removed the metal plating. He then swallowed his penis whole like he had some strange vore fetish. Soon Sam climaxed and cried "THERE WILL BE CUM, SHED!"

Jack then swallowed because he knew this would be his only source of electrolytes for the night. He then crawled on the bed next to his lover and said "boowomp". Sam was just getting started though. "Let's dance!" He tore off the lingerie and felt Jacks pecks. He tried to see if his nipples were hard and felt around. He then heard a click and released that his boyfriend was coming apart at the seams.

Sam noticed a small section of wires poking out. He began to gently press his finger into the crease and heard Jack begin to moan. He took this as a sign to continue and started penetrating deeper with his finger. Jack then rolled his head around and let out a loud "MEEEEOOOOOOWWWW". The screen quickly shifts to their next door neighbour Adam. Loud Russian cursing could be heard and it was then that he decided that tonight was when he was going to call animal control.

Sam felt a jolt pass through his finger and pulled his hand back. It probably wasn't the smartest idea to use his metal hand. He then made a mental note to ask Monsoon about how electricity works. Now it was time for him to reach third base. He spread the cyborgs thighs and took out some lube, only to find that Raiden had no sort of entrance. He was like Ken but instead of being moulded plastic it was steel.

"Where is it!?" Sam searched frantically but the only brown eyes he could find were his own two that were looking downward. "What's taking so long Sam?" The Brazilian wasn't sure how to phrase this. "Erm Jack, where is-, how do you-, I can't fin-". The cyborg tried to calm him down. "What's wrong. This is never a problem with Rose." Sam just started at him. "Who?"

"My wife but she isn't relevant to this story. What she does is give me a strap-on and then that's how we do it." Sam was shocked. "But- but... that gorgeous ass. Why would such a pretty boy have one if he wasn't going go use it?" Now it was Raiden's turn to laugh. "Sam, this is a metal gear game. Everyone has enough cake for a bakery."

"That's it! Shut it off!" Sam turned off his VR headset. He thought he could at least be with blondie like this but virtual reality was cruel. He then turned on Titanic and let his hair down. He was wearing a women's business dress. "Why can't I be the Rose to your Jack?!" He then began to sob while Bladewolf prayed that if a god did exist then he would take away his hearing abilities.

#crack fic #shitpost #mgrr #metal gear rising revengeance #raiden mgr #jetstream sam #samuraiden #cursed #Mgs characters having canonically large posteriors #Bladewolf at the end #Monsoon and Vamp mentioned #Certain Russian man gets two second cameo #samuel rodrigues

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larasbookclub · 4 months

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My 2024 resolution is to share my love for reading with other people so I decided to create this tumblr page in the hope of finding other bookworms that love books as much as I do 💕

These are some of my 5 star reads of this year:

Beach Read by Emily Henry

Happy Place by Emily Henry

Consider Me by Becka Mack

Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas

Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J. Maas

Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros

Heartstopper (all 5 volumes) by Alice Oseman

Love Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood

For the Fans by Nyla K.

Butcher & Blackbird by Brynne Weaver

The ‘Once Upon a Broken Heart’ series by Stephanie Garber

Cursed Fates by Susanne Valenti & Caroline Peckham

As you can tell I spend a lot of time on bookstagram, I mostly read romance and romantasy but I also like the odd thriller here and there

Have a great New Years Eve and I hope whoever reads this has read some great books this year 💓

#booktok #romance books #bookstagram #bookworm #bookish #books #book recommendations #reading #5 star reads

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beedok · 2 years

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Chapter 2: Romeo has to tell his bandmates what happened.

#cursed popstar #romeo valenti #scribblehub #original fiction

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gaymasonjar · 1 year

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Will You Meet Me In The Middle?

Chapter 1: Don’t Worry About Me

“Who wants to bend to me first?”

The thrumming under his skin felt like fire. Burning. Forcing him to Clyde’s will. Alex breathed shakily as he watched Max face off with Clyde. The smell of the hot desert sand was mixed with the strong scent of rain from the number of aliens in one location. Blue flame burst between the two aliens before Max succumbed to the power and dropped to his knees.

Successfully breaking free of Clyde, Rosa stumbled up from the line that they were all kneeling in. She whacked the alien over the head with a piece of wood. It was enough to break his concentration. Max and Clyde blasted blue fire at one another again. The collision of flame caused a tidal wave blast that knocked everyone flat on their backs.

The world was ringing and silent all at once. Blinking his eyes weakly, Alex found himself staring at a blue sky. Daylight. The sun was blinding. Inhaling sharply, coughs racked his entire body. He could feel the thick blanket wrapped around him and the desert sand underneath him. His eyes slid shut. Hands grabbed onto his shoulders. Alex opened his eyes again, squinting.

Michael.

“All I ever wanted to do, is to make you happy.”

He was talking but Alex couldn’t hear it. His brow furrowed. Allowing Michael to pull him up into a seated position brought up a wave of nausea. His eyes closed again, taking deep breaths to keep himself from throwing up.

They were back on Earth. The inter-dimensional prison was destroyed.

Alex made a face when someone pulled his eyelid up. A light flashed in his eyes rapidly.

Kyle.

Both Valenti and Michael were still trying to talk to him. He blinked slowly, unable to focus enough to read their lips. Michael’s grip adjusted until he was holding Alex against his chest. The quick beating of Michael’s heart pulsed against the back of Alex’s shoulder. It was grounding. Alex found himself melting into the embrace, eyes slipping shut.

“We need to get him medical attention”, Kyle told Michael as he slipped his penlight back into his pocket. “I can take him to Deep Sky. It’ll be easier than trying to explain this at the hospital.”

Michael nodded as he lifted up his fiance in his arms. Alex tucked his face against Michael’s shoulder. The alien followed Valenti to his car nearby the portal site. After laying Alex down in the backseat, he climbed in beside him. Alex tucked his face into Michael’s neck. His skin felt cold against the alien. Michael rubbed his knuckles against his stubbled cheek gently.

“Baby, can you hear me…?”

Alex hummed softly, the ringing less prominent in his ears. His eyes eventually found Michaels’. A soft smile grew on his face. Michael returned the smile before kissing Alex gently.

“You’re gonna be okay, Alex.”

Alex grabbed Michael’s wrist before he could pull away, “Don’t leave me.”

“I’m not going anywhere. I love you, so much.”

“I love you too.”

Michael looked past Alex to the doctor in the driver’s seat. “We’re ready to go.”

“Alright.”

Michael helped Alex with his seatbelt before shutting the door. Kyle sped off into the desert. It was a long drive from Roswell to Las Alamos. Around 3 hours. Kyle kept glancing up into the rearview mirror, anxiety clear.

“What, Valenti?”

“What happened in that place? You look like you’re on death’s door, Manes.”

“Radiation”, Alex muttered against Michael’s neck.

“What?” Eyes wide, he cursed under his breath, “Shit. You were in there for a long time.”

“It just affected him”, Michael added. “The rest of us never got sick from it.”

“I just hope it’s not too different from radiation poisoning on Earth. Alien radiation…”

Alex grimaced before grabbing his churning stomach. “Ugh- Michael-”

Michael hurriedly pulled out an empty grocery bag left in the back seat and shoved it into Alex’s hands. The brunette dry-heaved violently. What little water and stomach acid he had in his system came up. Exhaustion crashed into Alex like a heavyweight. He slummed back in his seat with a groan before sleep took over.

“Alex? Alex!”

“Is he still breathing”, Kyle demanded.

“I-” Michael placed his hand on Alex’s chest. His heart was beating. Breathing was shallow but it was still there. “He is- he doesn’t sound good.”

“He needs treatment. Medication.”

“Valenti- tell me what to do.”

“Keep him breathing until we get there. Even if that means CPR in the backseat- you keep him breathing.”

“Don’t leave me yet”, Michael whispered into Alex’s shoulder. “We still have that life to build together.”

Continue reading on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45325099/chapters/114034129

#will you meet me in the mid #roswell fic #roswellfollow #rnm #malex #michael guerin #alex manes #alex guerin #roswell tv show #roswell

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