#customer stories

[blackscarabfilmz]

I just wanna say that buying a book, reading it, and then attempting to return it to the store to get your money back isn't the money-saving hack you think it is. Support your local libraries if you can't afford to buy new books. That's why they exist.

#books #bookstore #retail #retail problems #customer stories #customer service #library #libraries

[bonelessenthusiast]

thinking abt the time i told a customer it would be a 30min wait for food and he told me to tell the kitchen staff to hurry up.

sounds like a great way to end up bleeding out on the floor of an industrial kitchen lmao and i’d deserve it too

#food service #customer stories #customers

[tigertime22]

Some customer: excuse me, do you work here?

Me, wearing the brightest green apron you've ever seen that says JOANN on it in big ass letters: yes

#retail #joann fabrics #joann #customers #customer stories #funny

[inphront]

if you work in retail/customer service i cannot recommend starting a customer of the day list/award highly enough. my personal rules for it are as follows:

1. every day i have one customer of the day and one honorable mention.

2. the customer of the day is not a prestigious award, and it does not go to the best or your favorite customer, just the most noteworthy. pick a customer every day that you think is most deserving of telling your friends about. this *can* be a good customer, or a total dickhead, or something in between.

3. write it down somewhere. i have a discord channel for the purpose.

it’s fun to look for interesting stories day-to-day, and then you have a repository of weird experiences to look back on. today’s customer of the day gave me a bookmark shaped like an angel that was very cute except it came attached to an absolutely Terrifying evangelical card talking about how the angel was going to help me obey and surrender to the holy spirit, and there was “NO PERIOD AT THE END BECAUSE RHAT WOULD MEAN THE END AND THIS IS FOR ETERNITY.” honorable mention to the two ladies who spent ten minutes trying to return a product that was not on their receipt who made around eight different claims about what the cashier checking them out had messed up.

#retail #customer service #retail work #customer stories

[hiding-all-the-bodies]

Sh*t customers say

By a restaurant host and salad maker

Customer: "Excuse me, I ordered this steak well done, but it's medium raw" *shows the inside of the steak, the tiniest ribbon of pink is in the middle*

Customer: *rummages through pen cup* "Can I eat this?"

Me: "The... raw black bean?"

Customer: "Ya"

Me: "Uh...no."

Customer: *eats it anyway*

*Puts down a beautiful plate of French toast in front of customer*

Customer:"I'm not eating that"

#customer service #restaurant #hosting #restaurant host #work #work stories #customer stories #funny #true story #college job

[nerdpoe]

Due to Danny's ghostly nature, he misunderstands a bit when his DOOMED buddy in Gotham complains about his little brother.

The guy is clearly just blowing off steam, talking about how can he trust the little demon when he'd literally been stabbed, thrown off a banister (danny was pretty sure he was gonna say something else), got Mufasa'd (dropped from the roof and barely managed to save himself), and talked shit like, constantly.

And Danny, with all of his ghost instincts only partially tucked away behind human skin, can't help but coo.

"Aww, he must really like you man."

"...He's tried to kill me."

"But not really? Dude, why aren't you picking up on this?"

"Picking up on what? That he wants to be an only child?"

"No, dude; that he wants to fight you. Like, in a learning way, with only a little bloodshed. Man you're bad with kids. Of course he's trying to stab you, he wants to play."

His friend pauses, the character he's playing stopping midfight.

"You...aren't human, are you?"

Fuck.

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[tearysunshine]

I had a customer today who was picking up photos, and she was also purchasing a Halloween pumpkin bucket, rightfully so. As I was ringing out the items, I tried to put the photos in the bucket, but they didn’t fit, so I set them side by side. As she was grabbing her items, she tried to put the photos in the bucket too! I thought it was a wonderful example of how, when humans find an object that can hold other objects, we will try to put them together. The earth is just a giant puzzle for us, and we must find the pieces that fit just right!! Anyway my next customer yelled at me because our ATM is broken and I didn’t fix it, but you win some you lose some. That is all thank you!

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[andnooow]

so i work as a cashier and this man i was checking out asked if i've ever felt like i was born to be a celtic priestess, i was like no sir i don't believe i have

#would be nice #no but in all seriousness #i wish i was kidding #he was nice #customerexperience #customer service #customer stories

[jet-engine]

This is undeniable proof that I am asexual.

The other day, I was at a family get-together. I was sitting at the end of the table with my aunt, uncle, and fifteen-year-old female cousin (yes, her gender is relevant). For additional context, I am also a woman.

Our waiter was super nice and on top of everything, probably because he knew big parties had the potential to provide big tips, which he got because he was awesome.

I'm not entirely sure what brought it up - which could be further proof of my sexuality - but my aunt mentioned how muscular our waiter was. My response was something along the lines of, "Oh yeah? I didn't notice."

Cue much confusion from my aunt, my uncle who is said aunt's husband, and my cousin. They were like, "You seriously didn't notice?" I was like, "Nope."

I genuinely did not know that our waiter was a beefcake until someone pointed it out to me. And, I was right smack at the end of the table where I could see him quite easily. XD

#aro/ace #lgbt+ #customer stories #family #why am i like this?

[homemadeknees]

I work in customer service and Orson Welles has reincarnated to click pops up, upload pdfs to our system, and continuing to take direction under protest.

nothing is more important than the simple act of people getting together

#orson welles #customer stories

[jaxplaysthesims]

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[samwilsonshandsandass]

"Could I just look for this one thing? I really, really need it/my child/this/that"

No. If you come at the moment we're closing, we're closing.

"But this, but that..." "You're not very customer friendly"

Oh boo-hoo cry me a river! If you're too late, you're too late.

#my things #customer stories #customer service #retail #retail worker #alexa works retail

[bonelessenthusiast]

working in a college town is wild who goes to a bookstore to pregame

#college town #retail stories #customer stories #customer service

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[kysworldgames]

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[thrift-store-tales]

Me, every time I see a bad review for a place, where the main complaint is that the staff was rude:

What did you do to them?? Did you walk into their break room (which is off limits to customers) and demand that they give you XYZ thing?? Did you yell at the minor working the counter because they didn’t put enough ice cubes in your drink? WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET A RUDE RECEPTION!? I want to know.

#this may or may not be from personal experience #who am i kidding #it’s definitely something that happened today #customer service #customers #shut up karen #i want to speak to the manager #customer stories