"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation
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Percy "immediately starts beef with every god he meets by having no filter" Jackson versus Nico "every god thinks he's neat even though he's been nothing but weird and off-putting" di Angelo
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I'm sorry, but I will NEVER believe that any ace attorney character is buff enough to have a six pack. It's just not happening
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Hades: Persephone and I are having a baby.
Nico: That's gre-
Hades, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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consider: hermes wrote and performed hamilton after an argument with apollo to prove that apollo's not the only one with musical and creative talent. apollo thinks it's really good but he'd never admit it.
the worst part of the whole ordeal is that it gets so popular that apollo can never escape hearing it, even from his own kids. the apollo cabin puts on their own version of hamilton at camp one summer. the hermes cabin has mixed feelings about it. mr. d records the whole show to send to apollo and hermes.
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Happy fathers day to Mr.FucksAnyoneWithAHole Zeus :)
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I’m ngl sometimes I just scroll through my blog like “holy shit wait I made/said that? Damn I was onto smth there” but it’s like, a post I made two days ago bc I have the memory of a goldfish.
Anyways I think that’s Apollo and his kids.
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toa but instead of attempting character development, Lester flips Zeus off and decides to become a popstar
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Apollo gets Will a working yellow lightsaber after he comes back from Tartarus and he finds out he didn’t bring a weapon
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I just want a nice, cute, and emotional moment between this three
like they've already lost two brothers, and now Will is going to fuckin Tartarus, I would be worried af if it was my sister
Bonus :3
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goth apollo kid goth apollo kid goth apollo kid goth-
she is the moment
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POV your dad is a loser
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Will: Kayla is in the backyard stabbing the ground with a sword trying to render the soil barren by killing the worms but luckily Austin has trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade.
Will: i um. I understand Lee a lot more now.
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